A/N: Haiku's are definitely fun to come up with.

Haiku's About Harry

THE Harry Potter
He keeps fighting Voldemort
Will he ever stop?

Uses a broomstick
Seeker for a Quidditch team
He scores in bed too

He is such a slut
Hordes of girls go to his bed
He won't share with Ron (the bastard!)

Hermione G.
Smart and wise and beautiful
She is his best screw

Getting too one-track
Can't stop thinking about sex
Going to stop now

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A/N: There is a hilarious Harry Potter fanfic in which Hermione describes Ron as "such a slut" to Professor Snape. First person to find it gets these haiku's dedicate to them for having such good taste.