A/N: Haiku's are definitely fun to come up with.
Haiku's About Harry
THE Harry Potter
He keeps fighting Voldemort
Will he ever stop?
Uses a broomstick
Seeker for a Quidditch team
He scores in bed too
He is such a slut
Hordes of girls go to his bed
He won't share with Ron (the bastard!)
Hermione G.
Smart and wise and beautiful
She is his best screw
Getting too one-track
Can't stop thinking about sex
Going to stop now
END
A/N: There is a hilarious Harry Potter fanfic in which Hermione describes Ron as "such a slut" to Professor Snape. First person to find it gets these haiku's dedicate to them for having such good taste.
Haiku's About Harry
THE Harry Potter
He keeps fighting Voldemort
Will he ever stop?
Uses a broomstick
Seeker for a Quidditch team
He scores in bed too
He is such a slut
Hordes of girls go to his bed
He won't share with Ron (the bastard!)
Hermione G.
Smart and wise and beautiful
She is his best screw
Getting too one-track
Can't stop thinking about sex
Going to stop now
END
A/N: There is a hilarious Harry Potter fanfic in which Hermione describes Ron as "such a slut" to Professor Snape. First person to find it gets these haiku's dedicate to them for having such good taste.
