A/N: This one literally come from no where. It just plonked itself on my doorstep.

I See Red

It's a little known fact about Dumbledore
The Hogwarts headmaster
That he LOVES to dress in women's clothes
It's that sexy feel he's after

A beautiful pair of silk high-heels
That he purchased at the mall
To match a shimmering cream-coloured gown
He'll be the belle of the ball

A minute later black hotpants,
Black gloves, and thigh-high boots
A Madonna bra completes the look
Tonight it's his own horn he toots

Red: garters, pumps, a lace/satin teddie,
And fishnet hose as well
Gold tassels hang from his nipples
(This is how I imagine hell)

He admires himself in the mirror
Tilting his head left and right
Too late does he hear the door open
And someone gasp in fright

"Minerva, I can explain." He pleads
But her expression grows duller
"There is no excuse Albus,
Red is simply not your colour."

END
A/N: A little weird I know, but ehhhhh, what are you going to do? (not flame me I hope). The Red outfit comes from chapter 4 of Parody Paradise by Ivory Tower, as does the quote "Red is simply not your colour". I highly recommend you read it, though be aware, it is definitely an R.
COMING UP NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!: Alliterations About Ron.