Alliterations About Ron
Always 'Appy
Bloody Brilliant
Who knew a sidekick could be so resilient?
Chess Champion
Divination's Divine
It's for Ron Weasley the fangirls all pine.
Elderly Errol
Family Fowl
He delivers letters, don't ask me how.
Gorgeously Gallant
Horribly Hilarious
Battling Voldemort can be precarious.
Immature Idiot
Jealous Jerk
Being a sidekick does not have it's perks.
Kinky Knob
Lecherously Lusty
His trunkful of condoms will never get dusty.
Mother Molly
Never Naughty
Though once with Hermione she got a bit haughty.
Old Objects
Poor Prince
Let's hope his parents have got richer since.
Quietly Quirky
Red-headed Ruffian
I bet chocolate-chip are his favourite muffians.
Six Siblings
Terrible Taunting
Why, the twins alone can be quite daunting.
Unique Underdog
Virtually Virgin-like
If he wasn't Hermione would have his head on a pike.
Wonderful Wizard
Xtremely Xcellent
But by now you must have gotton the hint.
Yummiest Youngster
Zealously Zesty
If ever there was a lack of Ron, I know we'd all get testy.
GO RON!
End.
A/N: Originally this wasn't going to rhyme, but the urge to rhyme was just too great. I'm not exceptionally proud of this one, but I said I would do it, so I did. I have about 5 other ones that I am very proud of, they are literally waiting to be posted. Yes, I'm cruel but I require reviews to soothe my fevered brow (and ego).
COMING UP NEXT! (maybe): Sirius Sings A Silly Song (the title of which is: I Eat Rats. So that's something to look forward to.)
Always 'Appy
Bloody Brilliant
Who knew a sidekick could be so resilient?
Chess Champion
Divination's Divine
It's for Ron Weasley the fangirls all pine.
Elderly Errol
Family Fowl
He delivers letters, don't ask me how.
Gorgeously Gallant
Horribly Hilarious
Battling Voldemort can be precarious.
Immature Idiot
Jealous Jerk
Being a sidekick does not have it's perks.
Kinky Knob
Lecherously Lusty
His trunkful of condoms will never get dusty.
Mother Molly
Never Naughty
Though once with Hermione she got a bit haughty.
Old Objects
Poor Prince
Let's hope his parents have got richer since.
Quietly Quirky
Red-headed Ruffian
I bet chocolate-chip are his favourite muffians.
Six Siblings
Terrible Taunting
Why, the twins alone can be quite daunting.
Unique Underdog
Virtually Virgin-like
If he wasn't Hermione would have his head on a pike.
Wonderful Wizard
Xtremely Xcellent
But by now you must have gotton the hint.
Yummiest Youngster
Zealously Zesty
If ever there was a lack of Ron, I know we'd all get testy.
GO RON!
End.
A/N: Originally this wasn't going to rhyme, but the urge to rhyme was just too great. I'm not exceptionally proud of this one, but I said I would do it, so I did. I have about 5 other ones that I am very proud of, they are literally waiting to be posted. Yes, I'm cruel but I require reviews to soothe my fevered brow (and ego).
COMING UP NEXT! (maybe): Sirius Sings A Silly Song (the title of which is: I Eat Rats. So that's something to look forward to.)
