A/N: How do you make Flitwick Lear? Put Maxime in a bikini!! This is to the tune
of The Owl and the Pussycat by Edward Lear, one of the few poets I like.
Ironically, I just can't appreciate poems (except the funny ones).
Maxime and Flitwick were going to meet
In a beautiful moonlit glade.
They were both full of hope and about to elope,
As they knew that their love would not fade.
Maxime arrived and sat on a log
Ignoring a slight squeaking sound.
"Oh lovely Flitwick, oh Flitwick my love
You are the love that I've found
I've found
I've found
You are the love that I've found.
Maxime practised a bit, but felt like a git,
So instead thought of times since past:
The first time they kissed in the swirling white mist.
How does time fly by so fast?
Oh! And the first time they met! Fate had been set.
It was def'nit'ly love at first sight.
Sure Hagrid was nice, but he had a price:
All of his pets loved to bite
To bite
To bite
All of his pets loved to bite.
Hagrid are you willing to make a big killing, of your pets?
Roared R. Hagrid: "MY ASS!"
So she dumped Hagrid quick, and looked for Flitwick,
Finding him in a Charms class.
Maxime was sick of waiting for Flitwick,
And her ass was falling asleep.
She got up and stretched, then looked down and wretched.
Her lover was squished one inch deep
Inch deep
Inch deep
Her lover was squished one inch deep.
The End.
A/N: She feels all warm and squishy. Either that or she sat in something. Get
it?
of The Owl and the Pussycat by Edward Lear, one of the few poets I like.
Ironically, I just can't appreciate poems (except the funny ones).
Maxime and Flitwick were going to meet
In a beautiful moonlit glade.
They were both full of hope and about to elope,
As they knew that their love would not fade.
Maxime arrived and sat on a log
Ignoring a slight squeaking sound.
"Oh lovely Flitwick, oh Flitwick my love
You are the love that I've found
I've found
I've found
You are the love that I've found.
Maxime practised a bit, but felt like a git,
So instead thought of times since past:
The first time they kissed in the swirling white mist.
How does time fly by so fast?
Oh! And the first time they met! Fate had been set.
It was def'nit'ly love at first sight.
Sure Hagrid was nice, but he had a price:
All of his pets loved to bite
To bite
To bite
All of his pets loved to bite.
Hagrid are you willing to make a big killing, of your pets?
Roared R. Hagrid: "MY ASS!"
So she dumped Hagrid quick, and looked for Flitwick,
Finding him in a Charms class.
Maxime was sick of waiting for Flitwick,
And her ass was falling asleep.
She got up and stretched, then looked down and wretched.
Her lover was squished one inch deep
Inch deep
Inch deep
Her lover was squished one inch deep.
The End.
A/N: She feels all warm and squishy. Either that or she sat in something. Get
it?
