Adventures of Thief

Thief-Chan: Hello, my name is Thief-Chan. I am the 'authress' of this story. Not the narrator mind you, the author. I can't be held responsible for any people whose computers implode from the randomness in this fan fiction. Now then on to the story!

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-gi-oh, Final Fantasy, and any other characters in this story I borrowed in order to torture. Although I do like to think I own them.

(In order to protect the innocent they have been given dull names like Ms. Teacher)

(Thief is sitting at a desk blowing bubblegum while staring at the ceiling. She was at a 'meeting' with some person that worked for the government. Thief never found at his name so I'll just call him Mister)

Mister: Hello Thief…

Thief: Hello…

Mister: Do you know why you're here?

Thief: Because you think I'm insane so you're going to throw me in a looney bin. Then I'll escape and we'll see each other again five months later.

Mister: (Pounds his fists on the table so Thief will stop staring at the ceiling.) No! I'm here because you don't go to school.

Thief: Oh, well that's no problem, cause I'm smarter than half the kids my age.

Mister: And how old are you Thief?

Thief: Thirteen.

Mister: Well, you must be a very bright girl then. I'll just get the phone and call your parents…

(The room stays silent for a while)

Thief: I don't have any parents.

Mister: (Voice goes all evil) Well then, the state puts you in my hands. You will live in an apartment. You will pay the weekly rent. You will get a job. And you most certainty will go to school!

(Two days later at the Airport)

Thief: Great, I don't even know where I'm going. Oh well.

(Lifts an overly large suitcase onto a cart)

Thief: Heehee, have fun in the cargo area Macavity!

Macavity: (sweatdrop) You're so cruel.

(Loads Macavity's pet carrier onto the cart and puts on her backpack.)

Thief: See you later!

(Two hours later after take off.)

Thief: Darn plane is so slow! I could've flown faster than this.

(Stares at a headphone set)

Thief: What's this?

(Puts on the headphones and starts flipping through the stations. A flight attendant walks

by and sees Thief)

Flight Attendant: Ahh! What are you doing! You can't use electronics yet!

(Thief just hums to whatever song she's listening to)

Flight Attendant: Miss!

(Thief opens her eyes and stares at the attendant because she didn't hear a word she said.)

Flight Attendant: Are you listening to me? Take off the headphones!

Thief: (yelling over her headphones) I can't hear you, let me take off the headphones!

(Thief takes off the headphones and puts them away)

Thief: Okay, so what were you saying?

(Attendant walks away mumbling)

Thief: How rude!

(Half an hour later)

Thief: I'm so bored! There has to be something to do here…

(Pulls out her backpack and takes out a book to read)

Thief: …Why am I reading?!

(Throws the book back in her backpack and falls asleep)

(An hour later)

Flight Attendant: Ma'am?

-Twitch-

Flight Attendant: (shakes Thief a little) Ma'am?

-Twitch-

Flight Attendant: Miss!

Thief: Huh?

Flight Attendant: You wouldn't happen to own a cat would you?

Thief: Uh…yeah why?

Flight Attendant: There's a black cat raiding the first class passengers.

Thief: What?!

(Thief unbuckles her belt and runs to the first class section of the plane. Macavity is going through everyone's food taking all the candy and cookies)

Thief: Macavity!

Macavity: Meow?

(Picks up Macavity and whispers in his ear)

Thief: You filthy cat! You're going to make everyone think I'm nuts owning a cat like you!

Macavity: Well, you're only adding to it by talking to me.

Thief: (sweatdrop) Shut up.

(Another hour later)

Thief: Man I'm hungry.

(Stops a passing flight attendant)

Thief: Excuse me, don't we get anything to eat?

Flight Attendant: Sorry, the food is for the sane people, but you can have a napkin.

(Thief pulls out AMOD and knocks the flight attendant out)

Thief: I never liked flight attendants…

(Another hour later)

Thief: Man, I'm starving. That stupid cat could've at least split the loot!

(Another hour later)

Thief: How long have I been on this plane?

(Nearly five hours)

Thief: Ack! How can I last another half hour here?

(Half an hour later)

Thief: (sweatdrop)

(Happy?)

Thief: Not really.

(Fine)

(An hour later)

Thief: Stop! Get me off this plane!

(As you wish)

(The plane crashes into some building setting it on fire)

Thief: That's not what I meant! (blows on flaming skirt)

(Picky, picky)

(The plane lands on the ground completely extinguished)

Thief: There.

(Satisfied?)

Thief: For now.

(All Thief's luggage shoots out of the cargo part of the plane knocking her out)

(The next day)

Thief: Where am I?

Macavity: In your apartment. Those people dropped us off.

Thief: What people?

Macavity: The people who own the card shop your going to work at.

Thief: Oh…

Macavity: By the way, it's Monday, a school day.

Thief: Aw, great.

(Thief gets up and looks at her uniform. The shirt is pink and she has to wear a long blue skirt)

Thief: I'm not wearing that.

(Then you'll go back on the plane)

Thief: (puts on her uniform mumbling)

Macavity: Your backpack is on the table.

(Walks to the table and lifts her bag, which weighs about forty pounds)

Thief: What's in here, bricks?

(Worse, school books)

Thief: Ahh!

(Better hurry to school, or you'll be late)

Thief: You wouldn't dare…

(I made the plane crash didn't I?)

(Thief runs out the door and heads for her school. On the way she spots a jewelry shop with a pair of golden earrings in the window.)

Thief: Ooh…pretty.

(Thief enters the shop and lifts the earrings)

Store Owner: Would you like those earrings?

Thief: I don't know…

Store Owner: They're ancient Egyptian earrings.

Thief: I'll take them.

(Pays the owner and runs to her school, just barely making it on time)

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