Thief-Chan: Wow, only one person reviewed my story! Go me! Well, I'm posting the second chapter because…I don't know. I'm only going to post if I get at least two reviews. Come on, just two reviews! Just two! Yeah, well, on to the story!
Disclaimer: I don't own any Yu-gi-oh, Squaresoft, or other any other Anime characters used in this story.
Thief: Whew…made it.
Teacher: Hello, are you the new student?
Thief: Uh, yeah.
Teacher: Good morning class.
Bored Students: Good morning Miss Teacher.
Teacher: Now everyone please welcome our new student, Thief.
Bored Students: Hello Thief.
Thief: Er…hi…
Teacher: Thief, please take a seat between Bakura and Tea.
(Thief goes to her seat and sits down)
Tea: Hi!Willyoubemyfriend? Idon'thaveanyfriends.Idon'tknowwhyIdon'thaveanyfriends. Doyoulikecookies? Ilovecookies. Cookies for everyone!
(Thief scoots her chair away from Tea)
Teacher: Okay, class settle down. All this week, is a break to get to know your classmates. You'll work in pairs of three. Okay, you may begin.
Thief: Uh…
Bakura: Don't worry you get used to not doing work in here. We never do anything but lounge around. Miss Teacher usually leaves us alone.
(Sure enough, Miss Teacher sneaks out of the room and everyone starts talking.)
Tea: CoOkies!
Thief: Is she always like this?
Bakura: I don't know. We try our best to ignore her.
Thief: Do you have any tape?
Selphie: I do!
(Selphie hands Thief a roll of tape, which she uses to tape Tea's mouth shut)
Selphie: Why didn't we do that before?
Joey: Beats me.
(Everyone resumes talking again)
Thief: This would be more amusing if I actually knew the people here.
Bakura: Well I'm Bakura. That's Tea, I think. Over there is Selphie, she's always eating candy or playing jump rope or something like that.
(Selphie is shoving a handful of m&m's in her mouth)
Bakura: Over there is Rinoa, she's the bossy one in the class.
(People who want to talk to her surround Rinoa)
Bakura: The two people trading cards over there are Joey and Yugi.
Thief: Cards? What kind?
Bakura: Duel Monsters I suppose.
Thief: I've never heard of Duel Monsters.
Bakura: Here, you can have a few of my old ones.
(Bakura hands Thief a stack of cards)
Thief: Who's that? (Points at someone sitting alone clutching a suitcase)
Bakura: That's Kaiba. He keeps to himself all day.
Thief: Okay…who's that? (Points at two people balancing blitzballs on their noses)
Bakura: That's Wakka and Tidus. They're always playing blitzball.
Thief: Who's that? (Points at someone who's drawing pictures all over the blackboard)
Bakura: That's Relm; she loves to draw.
Thief: And who are they? (Points to some dork trying to impress someone)
Bakura: That would be Tristan and Joey's sister Serenity.
Thief: And who-
Bakura: (Yami Bakura's voice) Look will you stop asking me who's who!
Thief: Huh?
Bakura: Nothing.
(The bell rings and everyone leaves for their science class)
Mr. BoringHead: Good morning, class.
Bored Students: Good Morning, Mr. BoringHead.
Mr. BoringHead: Everyone, please go to your lab groups. Uh, Thief why don't you join Zidane and Tristan?
(Thief walks over to Zidane and Tristan's desk)
Thief: What's our project?
Zidane: I don't know…
Tristan: I think we're supposed to mix something.
Zidane: Tristan! Serenity is watching!
Tristan: She is! Quick help me look smart!
(Tristan and Zidane start mixing a bunch of stuff)
Thief: (slaps hand on head) I don't think you guys should do that…
Zidane: What could go wrong?
(Tristan grabs a bottle of sodium and puts in the water. His sleeve goes over the Bunsen burner and his arm catches on fire. Don't ask how, it just does)
Thief: Tristan…
Tristan: What? Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?
Zidane: You're arm is on fire!
Tristan: (stares at his arm) Ah! Quick throw some water on it!
(Thief sinks to the floor as Zidane grabs the water they experimented with and throws it at Tristan)
Thief: Zidane! If you put sodium in water the water catches-
(Some of the fire on Tristan's arm goes out, but more fire was added. Yeah, don't ask)
Tristan: Ah!
(Thief runs to the front and grabs the fire extinguisher. She immediately uses it on Tristan who falls on the ground in shock)
Thief: Intelligent enough for you?
Tristan: (nods)
(The bell rang and everyone leaves for math class)
Math Lady: Everyone, please open your book to page four and begin your work. Thief, take a seat next to Terra.
(Thief sits down between Terra and Locke)
Thief: What chapter are we on?
Locke: One.
Thief: Oh.
(Thief opens her book to begin. The person behind her pokes her back)
Thief: (Turns around) What?!
Joey: How do you do problem one?
Thief: Joey, it's 2+2!
Joey: Oh! (scribbles four down as his answer)
(In case you were wondering, Thief was using the metaphor 2+2 as in it was really easy)
Thief: (Faces front again)
(Joey pokes Thief again)
Joey: What's the answer to number two?
Thief: (sighs) Two plus two.
(I know it's cruel, but it had to be done)
Joey: Gee, thanks Thief! You're like a genius or sumtin'.
Thief: (turns around and works her way until problem twenty)
(Joey pokes Thief again)
Thief: Yes…
Joey: How do you do problem three?
Thief: They're all two plus two okay!
Joey: Really? I thought Algebra was hard, but these problems are easy!
(Thief turns around again and finishes her assignment)
Terra: You're done already?
Thief: Yes.
Terra: But, only seven minutes went by.
Thief: Well, Joey took seven minutes to do four problems…
Terra: Good point.
(Thief gets bored so she falls asleep)
Thief.
Huh? Who are you?
Thief, it's me Z, the voice in your head.
Z, I've told you a million times, I'm not schizophrenic.
(Ignores Thief) The earrings you have are more important than you think they are.
Hey wait a minute! You're not Z!
(Pauses) Well maybe I could talk in a normal voice, if the teacher wasn't yelling at Tifa right now!
Huh?
(Thief wakes up and sees Tifa listening to headphones)
Tifa: (hums some crappy pop song)
Math Lady: (clears throat)
(Tifa looks up and takes off her head phones)
Tifa: That was rude! You interrupted my favorite song!
Math Lady: Detention Tifa.
(Tifa starts pouting as the bell rings. Everyone leaves for lunch)
Thief: That was short I thought school was supposed to be hard. Hmm…but who will I sit with…
(Spots Yugi and Bakura)
Thief: Better than nothing.
(Thief walks over to Yugi and Bakura and starts eating)
Yugi: Hello, Thief.
Thief: Hello, Yugi.
Bakura: Hello.
Thief: Hi.
(Stays silent until Yugi pulls out three new packs of Duel Monsters)
Bakura: You're grandfather gave you new packs?
Yugi: He said to give them to three friends, so here.
(Yugi hands one to Bakura one to Thief and keeps one for himself, since he only has two friends in this weird dimension)
Thief: I can have this?
Yugi: Yeah!
(Yugi opens his and gets lame cards)
Yugi: Not again. Oh well, I guess I can sell them to Joey.
(Bakura opens his and gets too many cutesy cards)
Bakura: This looks like Tea put it together.
(Thief sticks her hand in her backpack to find scissors, but pulls her earring out instead)
Thief: I forgot I had these!
(Thief puts on one earring and uses the other to open her pack. The pack glows
for a while and then fades out)
Bakura: What cards did you get?
Thief: I've never heard of these, but then again, I'm not big on Duel Monsters. (Hands the cards to Yugi) Are they any good?
Yugi: I've never heard of these either!
Bakura: What cards are they?
Yugi: The White Summoner Sphinx, the Pure Golden Dragon, Yin, Yang, Tears of Destiny! These are some pretty good cards too!
(Yugi hands the cards back to Thief. Thief examines the cards)
Thief: (Looks her cards over) These cards look cool.
(Thief puts her cards away and puts her other earring on)
Bakura: Those are some odd looking earrings…
Yugi: Yeah.
(The earrings have a chain that twists in different directions. At the end of each is a black ball with a white center)
Thief: The guy I bought them from said they were Egyptian.
Yugi: I have an Egyptian artifact too, and so does Bakura.
(Yugi shows Thief his puzzle, and Bakura pulls his ring out from his backpack)
Thief: Is that in a cage?
Bakura: Don't ask, it's a rather long story.
(Thief continues eating and brushes back her hair touching her earrings. After that everything blacked out)
Thief: Are you out to get me, or something?!
(Look, I'm just the narrator. I didn't write this story!)
Thief: Oh.
(Thief wakes up in a strange room)
Thief-Chan: Well that's all for chapter two! Hmm…don't be mad at me if some of the characters are weird. It's not my fault um…it's your fault! Yeah, that sounds about right. Oh yeah, and I made those cards up myself so you can blame me for that. How she got them will be explained later. Now review!
