Thief-Chan: For the person who actually reads this, I am sorry that I'm late in updating this pathetic story of mine. I'm even more sorry that you are actually reading this stupid update of mine.
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters, except for Thief, that exist in this story.
(Thief wakes up in a strange room)
Thief: Where am I?
Mr. Moto: Good you're awake.
Thief: Where am I?
Yugi: You're in Grandpa's card shop.
Thief: Oh, is it time for work already?
Yugi: (Sweatdrop)
Thief: What, am I late or something?
Mr. Moto: You feinted at school.
Thief: Oh, well I'm fine. I'll just get working.
Yugi: You're the one who is going to work here?
Thief: Yes.
Mr. Moto: Why do you need a job?
Thief: So I can pay the rent at my apartment.
Mr. Moto: Don't your parents pay the rent?
Thief: I don't have any parents.
Mr. Moto: Well I won't allow a child to live alone. Why don't you stay here with us? You can sleep in the guest room if you work on the weekends.
Thief: Sure! Just let me get my stuff.
(Thief walks outside, snaps her fingers and all her stuff appears. She gathers it all together and walks back in)
Thief: Okay, I'm back!
Macavity: Meow…
Mr. Moto: You…you have a cat?!
Thief: Is that a problem?
(Mr. Moto sneezing and Macavity hisses)
Yugi: Grandpa is allergic to cats.
Thief: Macavity, that means you'll have to stay outside.
(Macavity leaves grumbling about dogs)
Thief: Stupid cat…
Mr. Moto: I'd better go to the pharmacy and pick up some allergy medicine. Yugi show Thief around the shop.
(Mr. Moto leaves)
(Ten minutes later)
Yugi: I think that's everything. We'd better get to work. I'll sort the packs and you run the cash register.
Thief: Okay, that sounds simple.
(Thief walks over to the counter and sits down)
(Five minutes later)
Thief: Sheesh, nobody is coming. don't think it would hurt to buy a pack of my own.
(Thief opens the register and insert some money. After that she opens two packs of cards)
Thief: Wow! These cards are great!
(Yugi stops setting the shelves and walks to the counter)
Yugi: What cards did you get?
(Thief shows Yugi her cards)
Yugi: Wow! I haven't heard of these trap cards.
Thief: (shrugs) Maybe they're new cards nobody has heard of.
Yugi: Maybe…
(Mr. Moto walks back in)
Mr. Moto: I can handle things from here you two. Yugi, show Thief to her room.
(Yugi and Thief go upstairs. Thief enters her room and Yugi goes to his)
ThiefThief: Who's there?
Thief, touch your earring
Thief: Why?
Don't ask why! Just do it!
(Thief touches her earrings and is warped into some white room. An Egyptian looking guy is standing before her dressed in a cloak to cover half his face)
Thief: Who are you?
Guy: I'm not from your world, but you may call me Yami.
Thief: Yami? That's a weird name. Is it French?
Yami: (face fault) No it's not French!
Thief: Why are you here anyway?
Yami: I'm here to tell you about your millennium item.
Thief: My what?
Yami: Your earrings!
Thief: Oh.
Yami: The reason why no one has ever seen your cards is because I made them. I was the pharaoh of my Egypt. I made the millennium items of my Egypt. Your earrings can awake the sleeping monsters whenever you come in contact with Duel Monster cards.
Thief: Oh! That explains it. An ancient Egyptian pharaoh is controlling my cards!
Yami: (ignores Thief) That's not all your item can do.
Thief: Whatever…
Yami: Don't you want to know?
Thief: I'd prefer to find out for myself.
Yami: Trust me, you don't want to learn of this power on your own. It would be quite strange to see it happen before your eyes.
(Thief leaves the white room and is in her room again)
Thief: That was strange…
(Macavity climbs through the window)
Macavity: I refuse to stay outside!
Thief: Too bad! (Pushes Macavity out the window)
(The next day)
Mr. Moto: Get up! You two will be late for school!
(Thief wakes up, puts on her horrible uniform, grabs her backpack, and walks to school)
Thief: I don't want to go to school.
(Too bad, you're already there)
Thief: Great.
(Thief walks in her classroom and takes her seat. Tea still has tape over her mouth and is now, also, taped to her chair)
Miss Teacher: You know your assignment,
(Everyone starts talking)
Thief: I think I'll go talk to some people…
(Thief walks over to a small kid with a shadowy face and huge orange eyes)
Thief: Hello, I'm Thief.
Kid: My name is Vivi.
Thief: Are you a black mage?
Vivi: (nods)
Thief: Cool! I've never met a black mage before!
(Thief starts babbling on as Vivi scoots away)
Thief: Well that was mean. Oh well, there are plenty of people here.
(Thief walks over to Tristan. Tristan is competing with some other dork for Serenity.
Tristan: Look, I'm Joey's friend!
Edgar: But I'm better than you are!
Tristan: I got cool hair and my own coat!
Edgar: I starred in my own video game!
Serenity: (sweatdrop)
(Thief walks away and sits back in her seat)
Thief: This whole room is filled with nutcases!
Selphie: You get used to it after a while.
Thief: Well I'm not used to crazy people.
(Yes you are)
Thief: Am not.
(Are too)
Thief: Am not!
Bakura: (To Selphie) Who is she talking to?
Selphie: I have no clue. (Eats some candy)
Thief: Am not!
(Are too!)
Thief: AM NOT!
(The bell rings and everyone leaves for science)
Mr. BoringHead: I'm sorry, science class has been cancelled due to fire hazards.
Class: Woo-hoo!
(Everyone leaves for Math)
Math Lady: Pop Quiz!
Thief: Yay!
(Everyone stares at Thief)
Thief: I mean, boo!
(The teacher passes out the quiz papers)
Locke: Thief, how do you do problem twelve?
Thief: You're on number twelve?
Locke: No, I just wanted to know the answer.
(Thief goes back to her work)
(An hour later the bell rings and everyone heads out for lunch)
Thief: That was such an easy quiz!
(Thief walks over to eat with Yugi and Bakura)
Thief: Hey!
Bakura: Hello.
Yugi: Hi!
Thief: I had the strangest dream last night, this Egyptian guy claimed to be my Yami and said that these earrings have special powers. Weird isn't it.
(Silence)
(Thief: Oh, shut up
Yugi: Maybe he was your Yami.
Bakura: Yes, Yugi and me have a Yami, but I prefer to keep mine in his cage.
Thief: Oh. (Takes off her earrings) Maybe it wasn't a dream…
Yugi: Hey can I see one?
Thief: Why?
Yugi: I want to see if it's possible to contact my Yami through a different item.
Bakura: Yes, let me see one too. I'd like to see if I can get a new Yami.
(Thief hands Yugi and Bakura one earring each)
Yugi: How come this item isn't gold?
Bakura: And it doesn't have the same markings.
(Yugi puts one earring on and Bakura puts one on. Both of them start glowing bright blue for a while before they took the earrings off)
Yugi: (In Bakura's voice) That was quite odd…
Bakura: (In Yugi's voice) Hey! How am I standing in front of myself!
Yugi: (In Bakura's voice) Great scott! We must have switched minds!
Thief: (sweatdrop)
Bakura: (In Yugi's voice) Great, why must this happen at school?
Yugi: (In Bakura's voice) Maybe nobody will notice.
(Yuffie runs up to Bakura)
Yuffie: Bakura did you finish our social studies project?
Yugi: (In Bakura's voice) Yes I finished.
Yuffie: (looks confused) Yugi, how come you sound like Bakura?
Yugi/Bakura: Uh….
Yuffie: Never mind
(Yuffie leaves as the bell rings)
Thief: Well, I'll see you guys later!
(Thief runs to the P.E. area)
Mr. Sephy: Today we will play dodge zone. First I'll pick a target and give a demonstration.
(Thief stares at Mr. Sephy with big eyes)
Thief: Sephy I'm your biggest fan! You are the best Final Fantasy villain in the whole entire world! (glomps Mr. Sephy)
Mr. Sephy: (scowls at Thief) I believe I've found our target.
Thief: Huh?
(Mr. Sephy pushes Thief into a chalk drawn circle)
Mr. Sephy: Fire!
(Everyone throws dodge balls at Thief)
Aeris: Stop! That isn't fair,; let Thief go!
(Mr. Sephy throws a dodge ball at Aeris)
(This goes on for an hour. Everyone leaves for social studies)
Thief: Ouch my arm hurts.
Bakura: (In Yugi's voice) At least you're not Aeris.
Yugi: (In Bakura's voice) Is she still in the nurse's office?
Thief: Yes.
Mr. Study: Good morning class.
Bored Students: Good morning Mr. Study.
Thief: Why are they saying good morning? It's after noon!
Mr. Study: (ignores Thief) Today we're going to learn about the discovery of America.
(He talks for nearly the whole period)
Yuffie: ZzZzZzZzZzZz…
Mr. Study: Ahem!
Yuffie: Huh?
Mr. Study: Yuffie, please tell the class who discovered America.
Yuffie: Umm…Christopher Pilgrim Polo?
(Everyone laughs as the bell rings)
Mr. Study: Detention Ms. Yuffie.
Yuffie: Darvit.
Mr. Study: Double detention for bad language!
(Everyone leaves for their elective)
Thief: What class is this anyway?
Bakura: (In Yugi's voice) Broadcasting, but we can't do anything until the system is up.
Thief: (Sits back in her chair) Well I'm bored!
Yugi: (In Bakura's voice) Why don't you ask your Yami how to get us in our right bodies?
Thief: (sweatdrop) Okay.
(Thief touches her earrings and is back with her Yami again)
Thief: Yami?
Yami Thief: What?
Thief: How do you switch back?
Yami Thief: What do you mean?
Thief: Yugi and Bakura switched minds.
Yami Thief: (smirks) I was wondering when that would happen.
Thief: Can you just tell me how to fix it!
Yami Thief: Fine! All you have to do is put the earrings back on.
Thief: That's it?
Yami Thief: That and duel someone.
Thief: Why do I have to duel someone?
Yami Thief: Because I'm bored
(Thief wakes up back in class again)
Thief: (hands Yugi and Bakura the earrings) Here, put them on.
(Yugi and Bakura put the earrings on, glow for a second, and return to their original state)
Yugi: Good, I'm back!
Bakura: Glad that's over with.
Thief: (takes the earrings back) Okay, now what?
Bakura: I don't know.
Yugi: Why don't you look at your cards?
Thief: Okay. (pulls out her cards)
Bakura: I still don't understand why we've never heard of these
(Tea, still taped to the chair, hops over to them)
Tea: Mi funnah do!
Yugi: What?
Tea: Mi funnah do!
Bakura: Huh?
Tea: MI FUNNAH DO!
Thief: (rips the tape off Tea's mouth)
Tea: I wanna duel!
(The bell rings and everyone starts leaving)
Thief: Sorry, got to go!
(Later at the card shop…)
Selphie: Let me buy one more pack!
Yugi: I already explained it to you. There are only four Blue Eyes White Dragons. My grandpa owns one, and Kaiba owns the other three. There isn't a single way you can get a Blue Eyes by opening a pack of cards.
Selphie: I'll buy two…
Thief: Sold! (takes the money for the register and hands Selphie a pack of cards)
Yugi: Duel monsters is sure getting more popular.
Selphie: I got it!
Thief/Yugi: (Stare at Selphie with wide eyes)
Selphie: If I buy two more I'll get the Blue Eyes!
Thief/Yugi: (Face fault)
Selphie: What?
Thief: Never mind… (Takes Selphie's money again)
(Selphie rips it open and looks disappointed when she doesn't see a Blue Eyes)
Selphie: Darvit!
Thief: You're not going to find it! You've gone through nearly every pack of cards we have!
Yugi: Grandpa's going to need a new shipment soon…
Selphie: I suppose you think you could find a better card than the Blue Eyes?
Yugi: There aren't many cards better than the Blue Eyes Selphie…
Thief: (Eyes glint) As a matter of fact, I think I could find a better card.
(Thief walks to a shelf and pulls out two packs)
Thief: I bet I could beat any duelist with the cards in these two packs.
Selphie: Prove it!
(Thief slips her money in the register and opens the packs of cards with her earring. Here are the cards she got: Exodia Right Arm, Exodia Left arm, Exodia, Exodia's left leg, Exodia's right leg, Dark Magician, Monster Reborn, Polymerization, Gift of the Mystical Elf, Mystical Elf, Time Scroll, Heaven's Scroll, Caged Wing, Summoner's Flute, Summoner's Staff, Silver Phoenix, Death Draft, and Blue Eyes White Dragon. Don't ask what they are; some were obviously created by me since they sound so crappy.)
Yugi: How did you get those?!
Selphie: (Falls to the ground) No fair! You get all the luck!
Yugi: I don't even know what some of those cards do.
Thief: Cool! I got all the Exodia pieces!
Yugi: It took my Grandpa forever to get all five!
Selphie: (Is crying all loud) It's not fair! How can you find all of those in a two packs of cards!
Yugi: What are these?
Thief: I think I'm going to like this deck.
Selphie: I'm out of here! (Picks up a huge crate of cards and leaves)
Yugi: That was odd…
Thief: Hey, I'll duel you!
Yugi: Uh…no thanks…
Thief: Aw…
(Later when Thief goes to her room)
Thief: I can't believe how many cards I have now.
Yami Thief: You should thank me; I made those cards.
Thief: Well yeah, but I paid for them!
Yami Thief: (Sweatdrop)
Thief: I think I like my White Sumoner Sphinx the best.
Yami Thief: When used right that card can be unstoppable.
Thief: Cool. I think I'll buy some more cards before going tomorrow.
Yami Thief: Why?
Thief: I want to duel someone. Anyone! As long as I get to test out these cards.
Yami Thief: Tomorrow is a school day.
Thief: They gave us the day off.
Yami Thief: Why?
Thief: Because they fired our P.E. teacher so he set the gym on fire.
Yami Thief: Okay…
(Macavity scratches the window)
Macavity: Let me in!
Thief: No!
Thief-Chan: Well, that's it! Please review!
