Thief-Chan: After such a looong time, I've finally updated. And, hoorah for me, MT isn't my only review! Yay, go me!
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters in this story except the characters I own.
(The next day)
Macavity: Are you awake yet?
Thief: I'm up already! Sheesh…
Macavity: Where are you going today?
(Thief gets up and puts her cards in a bag)
Thief: I'm going to find someone to duel.
Macavity: Why don't you just duel Yugi?
Thief: Yugi won't duel me!
(Thief walks downstairs and pays for two more packs of cards)
Yugi: Who are you going to duel?
Thief: I don't know yet. I think I'll just take a taxi over to the dueling arena.
Yugi: Cool, I'll come.
(Thief and Yugi take a taxi over to the dueling arena. Thief looks around and spots Selphie)
Selphie: Thief I challenge you to a duel!
Thief: Why me?
Selphie: It's not fair that you get a Blue Eyes and I don't!
Thief: Are you sure you want to duel?
Selphie: Yes!
Thief: Okay then.
Selphie/Thief: Let's duel!
(Life points: 8000-8000)
(Selphie and Thief draw five cards each)
Selphie: (Places a magic card on the field along with one monster in defense mode) I place one magic card one the field. I also place this monster face down in defense mode! Whee!
Thief: (Places Elven mage on the field in attack mode) I place my Elven mage on the field in attack mode! Elven mage attack!
Selphie: (laughs)
Thief: What's so funny?
Selphie: You've destroyed my Cyber Jar! Which destroys all monsters on the field! Now we both have to draw five more cards.
(No life points are lost)
(Thief and Selphie both draw)
Selphie: (Places one magic card on the field and one defense monster) Your turn.
Thief: What fun. (Places one monster in defense mode and one magic card)
Selphie: I place Gearfied The Iron Knight in attack mode!
(Gearfied tries to attack, but is destroyed)
Selphie: Huh?
Thief: You attacked my Silver Phoenix! Which has a defense of 2000!
(8000-7800)
Thief: My draw.
(Thief draws a card and places one magic card on the field)
Selphie: (Places a card in defense mode and one magic card) Darn useless cards…
Thief: I play Mystical Elf in defense mode! (Mystical Elf starts chanting)
Selphie: (draws and places a card in attack mode) This card isn't entirely useless. Spikebot attack Mystical Elf!
Thief: Not so fast! Mystical Elf has better defense than Spikebot's attack!
(Spikebot is destroyed 8000-7600)
Thief: (draws) I place one magic card on the field. (Places cards on the field) Along with one monster in defense mode.
Selphie: (Draws) These cards are horrible! (Places one defense monster and one trap card)
Thief: (Draws and turns one of her cards over) Attack Black Summoner Sphinx!
(Thousand eyes idol is destroyed)
Thief: (sweatdrop)
Selphie: (Draws) I just drew a great card! Sword Hunter!
Thief: Not so fast! (Turns over Angel's Tears)
Selphie: Angel's Tears? What does that do?
Thief: Angel's Tears is a trap card. The angel's tears cry for the lost of their elf. So they take your monster instead!
(Selphie starts pouting as Thief draws)
Thief: I place one magic card on the field and end my turn.
(Mystical Elf keeps chanting)
Selphie: (laughs) I place Goblin Attack Force! Attack!
(Goblins try to attack but turn into roses)
Thief: Making more mistakes are you? (Turns over another trap card) Rose petals! Rose petals turn all of your monsters into roses! Cutting their attack powers in half! Attack Black Summoner Sphinx!
(Goblin Attack Force is destroyed. 8000-6650)
Thief: My turn! (Draws) I won't do anything for this turn.
Selphie: I play Deep Sea Warrior along with Umy and Stop Defense! Your elf is history!
(Mystical Elf disappears 6900-6650)
Thief: I activate Time Scroll! To bring back my Mystical Elf unharmed from any damage! Mystical Elf goes back in defense mode and I use Black Summoner Sphinx to destroy your wimpy warrior.
(6900-6450)
Thief: What's wrong Selphie, you were so happy.
Selphie: (Draws) I play Legendary Fisherman in defense mode.
Thief: This so cool! I play one magic card on the field and attack Legendary Fisherman with my dragon.
Selphie: (Draws) This is a pretty good card. Oh, and I play this in defense mode.
Thief: (draws)
Selphie: (Mumbles something about Baby Dragon) I play Baby Dragon and Time Wizard. Making the Thousand Dragon!
Thief: I play no cards this turn.
Selphie: (draws a card) Attack Pure Gold Dragon!
Thief: (coughs)
Selphie: What?
Thief: (Points to Pure Gold Dragons stats: 2600-2200)
Selphie: I…impossible…
Thief: My turn! (Pulls another card) Pure Gold Dragon attack the Thousand Dragon!
Selphie: Just as I thought you'd do! Mirror force!
Thief: Darvit!
(Pure Gold Dragon disappears)
Selphie: I play grave robber! To revive your Pure Gold Dragon! Both my dragons attack Thief!
Thief: Say bye-bye to your Pure Gold Dragon! (Turns over Caged Wing) Caged Wing traps all dragons you play on the field!
(Pure Gold Dragon and Thousand Dragon become trapped in a cage)
Yugi: Did I miss anything?
Thief: Shh! (draws) I play this card face down.
Selphie: This card in defense mode.
Thief: I play White Summoner Sphinx in attack mode! (Turns over a magic card) And using her Summoner's Flute she puts both dragons on her side.
Yugi: Wow, good move!
Selphie: Great, and me with my crappy defenses…
(Draws)
Selphie: Just Desserts! You lose 500 life points for every monster on the field.
Thief: I turn over Ancient Wisdom!
Selphie: What does that do?
Yugi: When one player activates a trap, a spell caster can use Ancient Wisdom to stop the trap and take away 200 life points.
Thief: How did you know that?
Yugi: I borrowed your cards yesterday.
Thief: (Sweatdrop) And I use my Dark Magician to use Ancient Wisdom!
(Turns over Dark Magician)
Thief: (Draws) I play Yin in attack mode!
(Attacks Bite shoes and White Summoner Sphinx goes to attack mode)
Selphie: I place one card on the field.
Thief: I play another dragon on the field! The Red Eyes Black Dragon! I also put the Summoner Sphinx back in attack mode.
Selphie: I play Shadow Ghoul!
Yugi: That means Shadow Ghoul gains points for all the monsters that have died!
Thief: Nope! I activate Death Draft!
Selphie: What does that do?
Yugi: Death Draft automatically kills any monster on the field.
Thief: Namely your Shadow Ghoul!
(Shadow Ghoul dies)
Thief: Okay it's my turn now. (Draws) I play the mighty Blue Eyes White Dragon!
Selphie: (Plays one card face down and plays one monster in defense mode)
Thief: I play Monster Reborn! To reborn Shadow Ghoul!
Selphie: It only gains one bonus.
Thief: (Sweatdrop) Oh yeah. (Withdraws the Shadow Ghoul)
Selphie: (Draws) Dark Magician destroy her Red Eyes!
(Red Eyes dies)
(6800-6250)
Thief: (Draws) This ends here! I use the Summoning Flute to get one monster from my deck. Guess which card I choose?
Selphie: What?
Thief: The unstoppable Exodia!
Selphie: No!
Thief/Yami Thief: Exodia, OBLITERATE!
(6800-0)
(Selphie sinks to the floor)
Selphie: How could I loose?
Thief: Cause you suck?
Selphie: Hmmph!
(Selphie leaves as Thief puts her cards away)
Yugi: Wow Thief, you beat Selphie and that was your first time playing Duel Monsters!
Thief: Well, it wasn't that hard. Selphie didn't put a good strategy together.
Yugi: Are you going to duel someone else?
Thief: Nah, I think I'll just go
Yugi: Okay, I'll see you later!
(Thief leaves the arena and walks into an ice-cream parlor)
Person: Hey! I ordered a vanilla milk shake! Not chocolate!
Thief: Fairy?
TSF: Thief!
(TSF=The Shoe Fairy)
Thief: What are you doing here?
TSF: Some guy named Mister sent me here.
Thief: That's what happened to me. He said I had to go to school.
TSF: I don't need to go to school; he just thinks I'm crazy.
(Someone passes by TSF)
TSF: Hey you! I'll buy your shoe off of you!
Person: Freak…
(The person leaves the shop)
TSF: Well that was rude. No one sells shoes anymore. I guess they don't like soda.
Thief: Why don't you make a soda machine? Then they could insert their shoes in it for the sodas.
TSF: That's a great idea! But I'll need someone to make it.
Thief: Already done. There're tons of kids at school who are good at building things.
TSF: Like who?
Thief: Rikku!
(TSF and Thief leave the ice cream shop, apparently they both forgot they entered to get ice cream, and headed for Rikku's house.)
Thief: Here it is!
(Thief walks up to the house and rings the doorbell)
Rikku: Yes?
Thief: Hi Rikku!
Rikku: Hello Thief, need me to fix something?
Thief: No, I need you to build me a soda machine.
TSF: One that only accepts shoes. Left shoes are preferred.
Rikku: (Stares at them confused) Okay…
TSF: And I need it really soon.
Rikku: Sure, come by later.
Thief: Great!
(Rikku closes the door. Thief and TSF walk away)
TSF: What do we do now?
Thief: I don't know. We're in an alternate dimension. All video game characters and Anime characters seem to have been chibi-fied….
TSF: And I'm running low on shoes.
Thief: Uh…yeah that too.
TSF: Where's Macavity?
Thief: Last time I checked he was in my room.
TSF: Where are you living?
Thief: In the Moto house. I sleep in the guest room.
TSF: You live with Yugi?!
Thief: (Rolls eyes) Yes Fairy…
TSF: That is so cool!
(TSF blabs on about how cool Yugi is as Thief sneaks away)
Thief: Glad I'm away from that…
(It was then that Thief noticed she was lost)
Thief: Huh? I am not lost! I know exactly where I am!
(Then where are you?)
Thief: Um…
(See, you're lost)
Thief: Fine! I'll ask Fairy where I am!
(Her name isn't Fairy)
Thief: (sighs) Fine! I'll ask TSF where I am!
(Thief turns around to talk to TSF, but she is gone)
Thief: Where did she go!
(In the gap of another plot twist)
Thief: You'd think I'd be used to plot twists by now.
(Well, you think you'd listen to the narrator now don't you?)
Thief: Oh shut up…
(Thief walks over to a random person)
Thief: Can you tell me where I am?
Random Person: Plot Twist City.
Thief: What?!
Random Person: Plot Twist City:
Thief: I heard you the first time.
Random Person: Then why'd you ask me a second time?
Thief: Ah!
(Creative name isn't it?)
Thief: No.
(You should never contradict with a narrator)
Thief: (Sticks tongue out) Well I just did!
(Thief starts walking until she is run over by fan girls)
Fan Girls: (Shout random things)
Thief: (Stands up and brushes her shirt) Ouch…Who's fan girls are those anyway? (Trunks)
Thief: No wonder there were so many!
(Thief starts to walk again)
Thief: Why don't I just use my staff to transport myself home?
(You left your staff at home)
Thief: Oh…
(Thief continues walking)
Thief: Why don't I turn into my Esper form and fly home?
(Because too many people could see you)
Thief: Good point…
(Thief continues walking)
Thief: Why can't I just call for Echo to come?
(Because that's not how things work in Plot Twist City)
Thief: (mumbles) Jerk…
(I heard that)
Thief: So?
(Thief continues walking)
Thief: Can't I stop? I'm tired!
(Thief bumps into someone with long black hair)
Person: Watch where you're going!
(Thief gets knocked to the ground and stares up at the person)
Thief: Sorry…
Person: Hmmph…
(She reaches out her hand and helps Thief up)
Person: Who are you anyway?
Thief: My name is Thief.
Person: My name is Ukira. You're a Sumoner aren't you?
Thief: How did you know that?
Ukira: I'm a psychic Black Mage.
Thief: You're a Black Mage?! You look more…human than most Black Mages…
Ukira: Yeah, well you're pretty clumsy for a Sumoner.
Thief: (Sweatdrop)
Ukira: Where do you live?
Thief: I don't remember. I live with Yugi, that's all I know.
Ukira: I know where that is, just come with me.
(Ukira whistles and a taxi stops. Ukira tells the taxi where to go, Thief couldn't here over the engine, and in no time they were in front of the card shop)
Thief: That was fast.
Ukira: Well, I told him to hurry.
Thief: Okay…what do I owe you?
Ukira: Huh?
Thief: You paid the cab, I should at least pay you bak.
Ukira: Keep your money. I was coming here anyway.
Thief: Why were you coming here?
Ukira: Some guy named Mister is making me go to school here.
Thief: Oh.
Ukira: See ya!
(Meanwhile…)
Rikku: Hey!
TSF: Huh?
Rikku: I finished your soda machine.
TSF: COOL!
(Rikku gives TSF the soda machine)
Rikku: That'll be two hundred dollars please.
(TSF hands Rikku a shoe and disappears)
Rikku: Hey!
(Meanwhile…)
Ukira: Thief is weird. I wonder why I was sent to find her. She doesn't seem like someone who might possess a great power. She just seems like some clumsy Sumoner. Oh well, if I was sent here to dispose of her power then I will do just that. But I'm going to need some help in doing so.
(Meanwhile…)
Macavity: So you beat Selphie, found TSF, and then ran into a Black Mage?
Thief: That's what happened.
Macavity: Just like at home.
(Macavity jumps off Thief's bed and runs out of the room)
Thief: (Sweatdrop) Okay….
(Thief leaves her room and goes back into the card shop)
Yugi: Hey Thief!
Thief: Hi, Yugi.
Bakura: Hello, Thief.
Thief: BAKURA!
(Silence…)
Thief: What?
Yugi: (Sweatdrop) Never mind…
Thief: Okay…
(More silence)
Thief: So, what now?
Yugi: Uh…
Bakura: I think I'll go now…
(Bakura leaves and Yugi goes upstairs)
Thief: Whatever…
(You're all alone now Thief)
Thief: (grumbles)
(Don't grumble)
Thief: And why not?!
(There sure were a lot of Trunks fan girls, how about they team up with Lego's?)
Thief: No! Anything but that!
(Then do what I say)
Thief: Okay, what?
(Five minutes later…)
Macavity: More catnip!
Thief: (sweatdrop) How much did you bribe the narrator?
Macavity: Two hundred dollars, why?
Thief: (Face fault)
Thief-Chan: Well, that's the story. Now to clear something up-Yeah, that duel stunk, what are you going to do about?
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters in this story except the characters I own.
(The next day)
Macavity: Are you awake yet?
Thief: I'm up already! Sheesh…
Macavity: Where are you going today?
(Thief gets up and puts her cards in a bag)
Thief: I'm going to find someone to duel.
Macavity: Why don't you just duel Yugi?
Thief: Yugi won't duel me!
(Thief walks downstairs and pays for two more packs of cards)
Yugi: Who are you going to duel?
Thief: I don't know yet. I think I'll just take a taxi over to the dueling arena.
Yugi: Cool, I'll come.
(Thief and Yugi take a taxi over to the dueling arena. Thief looks around and spots Selphie)
Selphie: Thief I challenge you to a duel!
Thief: Why me?
Selphie: It's not fair that you get a Blue Eyes and I don't!
Thief: Are you sure you want to duel?
Selphie: Yes!
Thief: Okay then.
Selphie/Thief: Let's duel!
(Life points: 8000-8000)
(Selphie and Thief draw five cards each)
Selphie: (Places a magic card on the field along with one monster in defense mode) I place one magic card one the field. I also place this monster face down in defense mode! Whee!
Thief: (Places Elven mage on the field in attack mode) I place my Elven mage on the field in attack mode! Elven mage attack!
Selphie: (laughs)
Thief: What's so funny?
Selphie: You've destroyed my Cyber Jar! Which destroys all monsters on the field! Now we both have to draw five more cards.
(No life points are lost)
(Thief and Selphie both draw)
Selphie: (Places one magic card on the field and one defense monster) Your turn.
Thief: What fun. (Places one monster in defense mode and one magic card)
Selphie: I place Gearfied The Iron Knight in attack mode!
(Gearfied tries to attack, but is destroyed)
Selphie: Huh?
Thief: You attacked my Silver Phoenix! Which has a defense of 2000!
(8000-7800)
Thief: My draw.
(Thief draws a card and places one magic card on the field)
Selphie: (Places a card in defense mode and one magic card) Darn useless cards…
Thief: I play Mystical Elf in defense mode! (Mystical Elf starts chanting)
Selphie: (draws and places a card in attack mode) This card isn't entirely useless. Spikebot attack Mystical Elf!
Thief: Not so fast! Mystical Elf has better defense than Spikebot's attack!
(Spikebot is destroyed 8000-7600)
Thief: (draws) I place one magic card on the field. (Places cards on the field) Along with one monster in defense mode.
Selphie: (Draws) These cards are horrible! (Places one defense monster and one trap card)
Thief: (Draws and turns one of her cards over) Attack Black Summoner Sphinx!
(Thousand eyes idol is destroyed)
Thief: (sweatdrop)
Selphie: (Draws) I just drew a great card! Sword Hunter!
Thief: Not so fast! (Turns over Angel's Tears)
Selphie: Angel's Tears? What does that do?
Thief: Angel's Tears is a trap card. The angel's tears cry for the lost of their elf. So they take your monster instead!
(Selphie starts pouting as Thief draws)
Thief: I place one magic card on the field and end my turn.
(Mystical Elf keeps chanting)
Selphie: (laughs) I place Goblin Attack Force! Attack!
(Goblins try to attack but turn into roses)
Thief: Making more mistakes are you? (Turns over another trap card) Rose petals! Rose petals turn all of your monsters into roses! Cutting their attack powers in half! Attack Black Summoner Sphinx!
(Goblin Attack Force is destroyed. 8000-6650)
Thief: My turn! (Draws) I won't do anything for this turn.
Selphie: I play Deep Sea Warrior along with Umy and Stop Defense! Your elf is history!
(Mystical Elf disappears 6900-6650)
Thief: I activate Time Scroll! To bring back my Mystical Elf unharmed from any damage! Mystical Elf goes back in defense mode and I use Black Summoner Sphinx to destroy your wimpy warrior.
(6900-6450)
Thief: What's wrong Selphie, you were so happy.
Selphie: (Draws) I play Legendary Fisherman in defense mode.
Thief: This so cool! I play one magic card on the field and attack Legendary Fisherman with my dragon.
Selphie: (Draws) This is a pretty good card. Oh, and I play this in defense mode.
Thief: (draws)
Selphie: (Mumbles something about Baby Dragon) I play Baby Dragon and Time Wizard. Making the Thousand Dragon!
Thief: I play no cards this turn.
Selphie: (draws a card) Attack Pure Gold Dragon!
Thief: (coughs)
Selphie: What?
Thief: (Points to Pure Gold Dragons stats: 2600-2200)
Selphie: I…impossible…
Thief: My turn! (Pulls another card) Pure Gold Dragon attack the Thousand Dragon!
Selphie: Just as I thought you'd do! Mirror force!
Thief: Darvit!
(Pure Gold Dragon disappears)
Selphie: I play grave robber! To revive your Pure Gold Dragon! Both my dragons attack Thief!
Thief: Say bye-bye to your Pure Gold Dragon! (Turns over Caged Wing) Caged Wing traps all dragons you play on the field!
(Pure Gold Dragon and Thousand Dragon become trapped in a cage)
Yugi: Did I miss anything?
Thief: Shh! (draws) I play this card face down.
Selphie: This card in defense mode.
Thief: I play White Summoner Sphinx in attack mode! (Turns over a magic card) And using her Summoner's Flute she puts both dragons on her side.
Yugi: Wow, good move!
Selphie: Great, and me with my crappy defenses…
(Draws)
Selphie: Just Desserts! You lose 500 life points for every monster on the field.
Thief: I turn over Ancient Wisdom!
Selphie: What does that do?
Yugi: When one player activates a trap, a spell caster can use Ancient Wisdom to stop the trap and take away 200 life points.
Thief: How did you know that?
Yugi: I borrowed your cards yesterday.
Thief: (Sweatdrop) And I use my Dark Magician to use Ancient Wisdom!
(Turns over Dark Magician)
Thief: (Draws) I play Yin in attack mode!
(Attacks Bite shoes and White Summoner Sphinx goes to attack mode)
Selphie: I place one card on the field.
Thief: I play another dragon on the field! The Red Eyes Black Dragon! I also put the Summoner Sphinx back in attack mode.
Selphie: I play Shadow Ghoul!
Yugi: That means Shadow Ghoul gains points for all the monsters that have died!
Thief: Nope! I activate Death Draft!
Selphie: What does that do?
Yugi: Death Draft automatically kills any monster on the field.
Thief: Namely your Shadow Ghoul!
(Shadow Ghoul dies)
Thief: Okay it's my turn now. (Draws) I play the mighty Blue Eyes White Dragon!
Selphie: (Plays one card face down and plays one monster in defense mode)
Thief: I play Monster Reborn! To reborn Shadow Ghoul!
Selphie: It only gains one bonus.
Thief: (Sweatdrop) Oh yeah. (Withdraws the Shadow Ghoul)
Selphie: (Draws) Dark Magician destroy her Red Eyes!
(Red Eyes dies)
(6800-6250)
Thief: (Draws) This ends here! I use the Summoning Flute to get one monster from my deck. Guess which card I choose?
Selphie: What?
Thief: The unstoppable Exodia!
Selphie: No!
Thief/Yami Thief: Exodia, OBLITERATE!
(6800-0)
(Selphie sinks to the floor)
Selphie: How could I loose?
Thief: Cause you suck?
Selphie: Hmmph!
(Selphie leaves as Thief puts her cards away)
Yugi: Wow Thief, you beat Selphie and that was your first time playing Duel Monsters!
Thief: Well, it wasn't that hard. Selphie didn't put a good strategy together.
Yugi: Are you going to duel someone else?
Thief: Nah, I think I'll just go
Yugi: Okay, I'll see you later!
(Thief leaves the arena and walks into an ice-cream parlor)
Person: Hey! I ordered a vanilla milk shake! Not chocolate!
Thief: Fairy?
TSF: Thief!
(TSF=The Shoe Fairy)
Thief: What are you doing here?
TSF: Some guy named Mister sent me here.
Thief: That's what happened to me. He said I had to go to school.
TSF: I don't need to go to school; he just thinks I'm crazy.
(Someone passes by TSF)
TSF: Hey you! I'll buy your shoe off of you!
Person: Freak…
(The person leaves the shop)
TSF: Well that was rude. No one sells shoes anymore. I guess they don't like soda.
Thief: Why don't you make a soda machine? Then they could insert their shoes in it for the sodas.
TSF: That's a great idea! But I'll need someone to make it.
Thief: Already done. There're tons of kids at school who are good at building things.
TSF: Like who?
Thief: Rikku!
(TSF and Thief leave the ice cream shop, apparently they both forgot they entered to get ice cream, and headed for Rikku's house.)
Thief: Here it is!
(Thief walks up to the house and rings the doorbell)
Rikku: Yes?
Thief: Hi Rikku!
Rikku: Hello Thief, need me to fix something?
Thief: No, I need you to build me a soda machine.
TSF: One that only accepts shoes. Left shoes are preferred.
Rikku: (Stares at them confused) Okay…
TSF: And I need it really soon.
Rikku: Sure, come by later.
Thief: Great!
(Rikku closes the door. Thief and TSF walk away)
TSF: What do we do now?
Thief: I don't know. We're in an alternate dimension. All video game characters and Anime characters seem to have been chibi-fied….
TSF: And I'm running low on shoes.
Thief: Uh…yeah that too.
TSF: Where's Macavity?
Thief: Last time I checked he was in my room.
TSF: Where are you living?
Thief: In the Moto house. I sleep in the guest room.
TSF: You live with Yugi?!
Thief: (Rolls eyes) Yes Fairy…
TSF: That is so cool!
(TSF blabs on about how cool Yugi is as Thief sneaks away)
Thief: Glad I'm away from that…
(It was then that Thief noticed she was lost)
Thief: Huh? I am not lost! I know exactly where I am!
(Then where are you?)
Thief: Um…
(See, you're lost)
Thief: Fine! I'll ask Fairy where I am!
(Her name isn't Fairy)
Thief: (sighs) Fine! I'll ask TSF where I am!
(Thief turns around to talk to TSF, but she is gone)
Thief: Where did she go!
(In the gap of another plot twist)
Thief: You'd think I'd be used to plot twists by now.
(Well, you think you'd listen to the narrator now don't you?)
Thief: Oh shut up…
(Thief walks over to a random person)
Thief: Can you tell me where I am?
Random Person: Plot Twist City.
Thief: What?!
Random Person: Plot Twist City:
Thief: I heard you the first time.
Random Person: Then why'd you ask me a second time?
Thief: Ah!
(Creative name isn't it?)
Thief: No.
(You should never contradict with a narrator)
Thief: (Sticks tongue out) Well I just did!
(Thief starts walking until she is run over by fan girls)
Fan Girls: (Shout random things)
Thief: (Stands up and brushes her shirt) Ouch…Who's fan girls are those anyway? (Trunks)
Thief: No wonder there were so many!
(Thief starts to walk again)
Thief: Why don't I just use my staff to transport myself home?
(You left your staff at home)
Thief: Oh…
(Thief continues walking)
Thief: Why don't I turn into my Esper form and fly home?
(Because too many people could see you)
Thief: Good point…
(Thief continues walking)
Thief: Why can't I just call for Echo to come?
(Because that's not how things work in Plot Twist City)
Thief: (mumbles) Jerk…
(I heard that)
Thief: So?
(Thief continues walking)
Thief: Can't I stop? I'm tired!
(Thief bumps into someone with long black hair)
Person: Watch where you're going!
(Thief gets knocked to the ground and stares up at the person)
Thief: Sorry…
Person: Hmmph…
(She reaches out her hand and helps Thief up)
Person: Who are you anyway?
Thief: My name is Thief.
Person: My name is Ukira. You're a Sumoner aren't you?
Thief: How did you know that?
Ukira: I'm a psychic Black Mage.
Thief: You're a Black Mage?! You look more…human than most Black Mages…
Ukira: Yeah, well you're pretty clumsy for a Sumoner.
Thief: (Sweatdrop)
Ukira: Where do you live?
Thief: I don't remember. I live with Yugi, that's all I know.
Ukira: I know where that is, just come with me.
(Ukira whistles and a taxi stops. Ukira tells the taxi where to go, Thief couldn't here over the engine, and in no time they were in front of the card shop)
Thief: That was fast.
Ukira: Well, I told him to hurry.
Thief: Okay…what do I owe you?
Ukira: Huh?
Thief: You paid the cab, I should at least pay you bak.
Ukira: Keep your money. I was coming here anyway.
Thief: Why were you coming here?
Ukira: Some guy named Mister is making me go to school here.
Thief: Oh.
Ukira: See ya!
(Meanwhile…)
Rikku: Hey!
TSF: Huh?
Rikku: I finished your soda machine.
TSF: COOL!
(Rikku gives TSF the soda machine)
Rikku: That'll be two hundred dollars please.
(TSF hands Rikku a shoe and disappears)
Rikku: Hey!
(Meanwhile…)
Ukira: Thief is weird. I wonder why I was sent to find her. She doesn't seem like someone who might possess a great power. She just seems like some clumsy Sumoner. Oh well, if I was sent here to dispose of her power then I will do just that. But I'm going to need some help in doing so.
(Meanwhile…)
Macavity: So you beat Selphie, found TSF, and then ran into a Black Mage?
Thief: That's what happened.
Macavity: Just like at home.
(Macavity jumps off Thief's bed and runs out of the room)
Thief: (Sweatdrop) Okay….
(Thief leaves her room and goes back into the card shop)
Yugi: Hey Thief!
Thief: Hi, Yugi.
Bakura: Hello, Thief.
Thief: BAKURA!
(Silence…)
Thief: What?
Yugi: (Sweatdrop) Never mind…
Thief: Okay…
(More silence)
Thief: So, what now?
Yugi: Uh…
Bakura: I think I'll go now…
(Bakura leaves and Yugi goes upstairs)
Thief: Whatever…
(You're all alone now Thief)
Thief: (grumbles)
(Don't grumble)
Thief: And why not?!
(There sure were a lot of Trunks fan girls, how about they team up with Lego's?)
Thief: No! Anything but that!
(Then do what I say)
Thief: Okay, what?
(Five minutes later…)
Macavity: More catnip!
Thief: (sweatdrop) How much did you bribe the narrator?
Macavity: Two hundred dollars, why?
Thief: (Face fault)
Thief-Chan: Well, that's the story. Now to clear something up-Yeah, that duel stunk, what are you going to do about?
