Thief-Chan: Heehee, this was a very interesting chapter...
Disclaimer: Uh yeah...
Yugi: Thief, are you awake yet?
(Thief opens her eyes to see Yugi hovering over her)
Thief: Ah!
Yugi: Uh…what?
Thief: Where am I?!
Yugi: On the school bus.
Thief: Since when do we take the school bus?
Yugi: We're going on a field trip.
Thief: Oh…to where?
Selphie: The peanut factory!
Thief: Okay…
Locke: We have a low budget school.
Thief: I can tell.
(The bus rolls on)
Thief: Why are we going to the peanut factory anyway?
Locke: It was either this, or the button factory.
Yuffie: I wanna see the buttons!
Everyone but Yuffie: (Sweatdrop)
Yuffie: What?
(The bus stops and everyone gets off)
Miss Teacher: Okay, now settle down.
(The students all fall silent)
Miss Teacher: Now I just need to put you into pairs and then we can enter the factory. Selphie you'll go with Yuffie.
Selphie: Kay.
Miss Teacher: Kaiba you'll go with Yugi.
Kaiba: (Mutters) Darvit…
Miss Teacher: Watch your mouth Kaiba. Mokuba you can go with Vivi.
Mokuba: I wanna go with Seto!
Kaiba: (Sweatdrop)
Mokuba: Please! (Eyes grow all big and watery)
Miss Teacher: No! What I say goes.
Kaiba: (sighs)
Miss Teacher: Joey you will go with Edgar.
Joey: Say what?!
Miss Teacher: Tristan you'll go with Serenity.
Tristan: Yes!
Joey: Watch it Tristan!
Miss Teacher: Aeris you'll go with Tifa.
Aeris: Okay.
Tifa: Hmmph!
Miss Teacher: Squall you'll go with Rinoa.
(Rinoa has hearts in her eyes)
Squall: Whatever…
Miss Teacher: (Heehee this is so much fun) Mai you'll go with Garnet. Terra you'll go with Celes. Locke will go with Shadow. Sabin will go with Freya. Mog will go with Realm. Zidane will go with Quistis. Tidus will go with Wakka. Yuna will go with Rikku. Auron will go with Kimari. Siefer will go with Cloud. Thief will go with Bakura. Tea will go with this bottle of glue. And I'll go with all the leftovers. Okay?
Bored Students: Yes, Miss Teacher.
Miss Teacher: Good. Now let's start the field trip.
(Everyone finds their partner and enter the building)
Miss Teacher: Oh darn! We weren't supposed to go to the zoo! We were supposed to go to the peanut factory! Everyone back to the bus.
Siefer: Miss Teacher, why don't we just stay here?
Miss Teacher: Oh fine! Now remember stay with you partners and stick to the buddy system!
(Miss Teacher puts a wristband on everyone)
Aeris: What's this, the way to get back in?
Miss teacher: No, if you try to leave your partner it shocks you. Now run off everyone!
(Everyone except the leftovers leave)
Tristan: Where do you want to go first Serenity?
Serenity: I want to see the monkeys!
Tristan: Cool! I love monkeys! I mean…wouldn't you rather go see the lions?
Serenity: Okay…
(Meanwhile)
Yugi: I love monkeys!
Kaiba: I hate monkeys. They're worthless creatures.
Yugi: They are not! Some monkeys are trained to help the disabled.
Kaiba: If they can't duel then they're worthless.
(Silence)
(Thief: This story is supposed to be about me! Get to me!)
(I'll get there! Hold your horses)
(Thief: Good.)
(Meanwhile)
Rinoa: Aren't the penguins cute!
Squall: Whatever…
Rinoa: They're adorable! I love penguins!
Squall: Whatever…
(Meanwhile)
Miss Teacher: Stay together!
Riku: (Grumbles)
Sora: Why don't we just ditch her?
Kairi: We can't. Our wristbands will just shock us.
Sora: Oh yeah…
(Meanwhile)
(Thief: You said you'd get to me!)
(I didn't say when)
(Thief: Pure evil I tell you…)
(Meanwhile)
Mokuba: I want cotton candy!
Vivi: But we're at a zoo. They don't have any cotton candy here.
Mokuba: I don't care I want cotton candy!
Vivi: But…
Mokuba: GET ME SOME COTTON CANDY!
(Meanwhile)
Tea: Monkeys!
Glue: …
Tea: Heehee! Silly glue! You tell the lamest jokes!
Glue: …
Tea: No you're stupid!
Glue: …
Tea: Shut up!
Glue: …
(Meanwhile)
Selphie: (Is watching some snakes) I think I'd rather be at the peanut factory…
Yuffie: Make it move!
Selphie: How?
Yuffie: I don't know…tap the glass or something.
(Selphie leans forward and knocks on the glass)
Selphie: Hey you snake! Do something!
(The snake opens one of its eyes)
Yuffie: Maybe it's going to move!
Selphie: Yay!
(Meanwhile)
(Thief: Are you going to me yet?)
(No, not yet)
(Thief: Why not?)
(Because)
(Meanwhile)
Joey: Stupid monkey. Why won't they move?
Edgar: So, what's Serenity's favorite color?
Joey: Not you too! Look pal don't make me hurt ya!
Edgar: What's her favorite song?
Joey: Grr…
Edgar: Think she'll go out with me?
Joey: AHH!
(Joey pushes Edgar into the monkey pit)
Edgar: Ahh! Get me out of here!
Joey: No!
(Joey tries to leave, but gets shocked by his wristband)
Joey: What the?
(Meanwhile)
(Thief: Is it my turn?)
(Yes)
(Thief: Skwee!)
Thief: So do you want to go see the monkeys?
Bakura: I don't really like monkeys…
Thief: How about the tigers?
Bakura: I think I'll pass…
Thief: The snakes?
Bakura: I'd rather not…
Thief: Will you at least get down from the tree?!
Bakura: Look, I don't like zoos okay?!
(Meanwhile)
(Thief: That was too short!)
(So? Everyone else only got short parts)
(Thief: (grumbles))
(As I said-Meanwhile)
Yugi: Look! Someone is down there with the monkeys!
(Kaiba walks over to Yugi and looks down the pit. About ten monkeys were swarming over Edgar)
Kaiba: Well I guess monkeys aren't all that worthless…
Yugi: Someone should help him!
Kaiba: Like who?
Yugi: I don't know…
(Meanwhile)
Edgar: Joey! Help me!
Joey: Okay, okay fine!
(Joey jumps down in the pit. The monkeys don't really seem to notice him though)
(Meanwhile)
Tristan: Haha! Look at that ugly green monkey!
Serenity: That's not a monkey that's Joey!
Tristan: Joey?
(Meanwhile)
Rinoa: Squall lets stop and look at the monkeys.
Squall: Whatever…
(Meanwhile)
Selphie: (Stares at the snake without blinking) I'm not moving from this spot until that snake moves!
Some Person: There's a fight in the monkey pit!
Other Person: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
Yuffie: (In a hypnotic tone) Must watch snake…
(Meanwhile)
Mokuba: Is that Joey down there?
Vivi: I think so…
Mokuba: Cool! I hope the monkeys throw a banana at him!
Vivi: Why?
Mokuba: I don't know, I just want to see how you can throw a banana.
(Meanwhile)
Thief: Sounds like there's a fight going on…
Bakura: I don't care, I'm staying right here in this tree!
Thief: C'mon, the zoo isn't that bad…
Someone: Run! The lions have escaped!
(Thief climbs the tree)
Thief: On second thought, I think I'll stay with you…
(Meanwhile)
Edgar: Joey! Don't just stand there, help me!
(Edgar throws a banana at Joey)
(Meanwhile)
Serenity: Hey! That ugly monkey threw a banana at Joey!
(Meanwhile)
Mokuba: So that's how you throw a banana…
Vivi: (Sigh)
(Meanwhile)
Rinoa: Look at the monkeys!
(A lion jumps into the pit)
Edgar: Ahh!
Joey: Holy cruddo! There's a lion in here!
(Meanwhile)
Yuffie: Must watch snake…
Selphie: Must watch snake…
Snake: (Sheesh, what morons…)
(Meanwhile)
Yugi: The…there's a lion in the pit!
Kaiba: We can see that Yugi.
Mokuba: Seto!
(Mokuba and Vivi run towards Kaiba)
Mokuba: Seto, I found you!
(Meanwhile)
Thief: Where do you think the lions went?
Bakura: I don't know…
(All of a sudden a lion comes and claws the trunk of the tree)
(Meanwhile)
Joey: Nice kitty…good kitty…
Lion: ROAR!
(All the monkeys run towards the lion)
Edgar: …
Joey: …
(Meanwhile)
Yuffie: Must watch snake…
Selphie: Must watch snake…
Yuffie: Must…ZzZzZzZz….
(Meanwhile)
Tristan: Joey, don't just stand there! The lion is distracted!
Joey: Oh yeah!
(Joey runs to help Edgar up)
(Meanwhile)
Bakura: Nice kitty…
Lion: ROAR!
(Bakura and Thief grab on to each other)
Thief/Bakura: AHH!
(Meanwhile)
Edgar: Let's get out of here!
(Joey and Edgar run out of the pit)
Monkey: Oo oo ahh ahh! (Follow them!)
Another Monkey: Eh… (Meh…)
(Meanwhile)
Selphie: Yuffie! I think it's going to move!
(The snake closes its eye)
Selphie/Yuffie: (Sweatdrop)
(Meanwhile)
Thief: What are we going to do?!
Bakura: Let go of me first…
Thief: Sorry…
Bakura: Okay, on the count of three, we jump off the tree and make a run for it.
Thief: Okay.
Bakura: One…
Thief: Two…
Bakura/Thief: THREE!
(They both jump out of the tree and run)
(Meanwhile)
Joey: Glad that's over with…
Speaker: We're sorry, but do to certain conditions, the zoo is now closed.
Miss Teacher: And thus concludes the tour.
(Sora and Riku are all scratched up)
Joey: What happened to you two?
Sora: We walked by a tree and a lion jumped us.
Riku: He stole my money!
Miss Teacher: Everyone onto the bus!
(Everyone gets on the bus)
Tea: Did you have a good time Mr. Glue?
Glue: …
Tea: Me too!
Selphie: This field trip bites. That snake just blinked!
(Meanwhile)
Snake: (Looks both ways and then starts dancing)
(Meanwhile)
Thief: I'll just be glad to get home.
Bakura: Yes, so will I.
Thief-Chan: oO; Just review, okay!
Disclaimer: Uh yeah...
Yugi: Thief, are you awake yet?
(Thief opens her eyes to see Yugi hovering over her)
Thief: Ah!
Yugi: Uh…what?
Thief: Where am I?!
Yugi: On the school bus.
Thief: Since when do we take the school bus?
Yugi: We're going on a field trip.
Thief: Oh…to where?
Selphie: The peanut factory!
Thief: Okay…
Locke: We have a low budget school.
Thief: I can tell.
(The bus rolls on)
Thief: Why are we going to the peanut factory anyway?
Locke: It was either this, or the button factory.
Yuffie: I wanna see the buttons!
Everyone but Yuffie: (Sweatdrop)
Yuffie: What?
(The bus stops and everyone gets off)
Miss Teacher: Okay, now settle down.
(The students all fall silent)
Miss Teacher: Now I just need to put you into pairs and then we can enter the factory. Selphie you'll go with Yuffie.
Selphie: Kay.
Miss Teacher: Kaiba you'll go with Yugi.
Kaiba: (Mutters) Darvit…
Miss Teacher: Watch your mouth Kaiba. Mokuba you can go with Vivi.
Mokuba: I wanna go with Seto!
Kaiba: (Sweatdrop)
Mokuba: Please! (Eyes grow all big and watery)
Miss Teacher: No! What I say goes.
Kaiba: (sighs)
Miss Teacher: Joey you will go with Edgar.
Joey: Say what?!
Miss Teacher: Tristan you'll go with Serenity.
Tristan: Yes!
Joey: Watch it Tristan!
Miss Teacher: Aeris you'll go with Tifa.
Aeris: Okay.
Tifa: Hmmph!
Miss Teacher: Squall you'll go with Rinoa.
(Rinoa has hearts in her eyes)
Squall: Whatever…
Miss Teacher: (Heehee this is so much fun) Mai you'll go with Garnet. Terra you'll go with Celes. Locke will go with Shadow. Sabin will go with Freya. Mog will go with Realm. Zidane will go with Quistis. Tidus will go with Wakka. Yuna will go with Rikku. Auron will go with Kimari. Siefer will go with Cloud. Thief will go with Bakura. Tea will go with this bottle of glue. And I'll go with all the leftovers. Okay?
Bored Students: Yes, Miss Teacher.
Miss Teacher: Good. Now let's start the field trip.
(Everyone finds their partner and enter the building)
Miss Teacher: Oh darn! We weren't supposed to go to the zoo! We were supposed to go to the peanut factory! Everyone back to the bus.
Siefer: Miss Teacher, why don't we just stay here?
Miss Teacher: Oh fine! Now remember stay with you partners and stick to the buddy system!
(Miss Teacher puts a wristband on everyone)
Aeris: What's this, the way to get back in?
Miss teacher: No, if you try to leave your partner it shocks you. Now run off everyone!
(Everyone except the leftovers leave)
Tristan: Where do you want to go first Serenity?
Serenity: I want to see the monkeys!
Tristan: Cool! I love monkeys! I mean…wouldn't you rather go see the lions?
Serenity: Okay…
(Meanwhile)
Yugi: I love monkeys!
Kaiba: I hate monkeys. They're worthless creatures.
Yugi: They are not! Some monkeys are trained to help the disabled.
Kaiba: If they can't duel then they're worthless.
(Silence)
(Thief: This story is supposed to be about me! Get to me!)
(I'll get there! Hold your horses)
(Thief: Good.)
(Meanwhile)
Rinoa: Aren't the penguins cute!
Squall: Whatever…
Rinoa: They're adorable! I love penguins!
Squall: Whatever…
(Meanwhile)
Miss Teacher: Stay together!
Riku: (Grumbles)
Sora: Why don't we just ditch her?
Kairi: We can't. Our wristbands will just shock us.
Sora: Oh yeah…
(Meanwhile)
(Thief: You said you'd get to me!)
(I didn't say when)
(Thief: Pure evil I tell you…)
(Meanwhile)
Mokuba: I want cotton candy!
Vivi: But we're at a zoo. They don't have any cotton candy here.
Mokuba: I don't care I want cotton candy!
Vivi: But…
Mokuba: GET ME SOME COTTON CANDY!
(Meanwhile)
Tea: Monkeys!
Glue: …
Tea: Heehee! Silly glue! You tell the lamest jokes!
Glue: …
Tea: No you're stupid!
Glue: …
Tea: Shut up!
Glue: …
(Meanwhile)
Selphie: (Is watching some snakes) I think I'd rather be at the peanut factory…
Yuffie: Make it move!
Selphie: How?
Yuffie: I don't know…tap the glass or something.
(Selphie leans forward and knocks on the glass)
Selphie: Hey you snake! Do something!
(The snake opens one of its eyes)
Yuffie: Maybe it's going to move!
Selphie: Yay!
(Meanwhile)
(Thief: Are you going to me yet?)
(No, not yet)
(Thief: Why not?)
(Because)
(Meanwhile)
Joey: Stupid monkey. Why won't they move?
Edgar: So, what's Serenity's favorite color?
Joey: Not you too! Look pal don't make me hurt ya!
Edgar: What's her favorite song?
Joey: Grr…
Edgar: Think she'll go out with me?
Joey: AHH!
(Joey pushes Edgar into the monkey pit)
Edgar: Ahh! Get me out of here!
Joey: No!
(Joey tries to leave, but gets shocked by his wristband)
Joey: What the?
(Meanwhile)
(Thief: Is it my turn?)
(Yes)
(Thief: Skwee!)
Thief: So do you want to go see the monkeys?
Bakura: I don't really like monkeys…
Thief: How about the tigers?
Bakura: I think I'll pass…
Thief: The snakes?
Bakura: I'd rather not…
Thief: Will you at least get down from the tree?!
Bakura: Look, I don't like zoos okay?!
(Meanwhile)
(Thief: That was too short!)
(So? Everyone else only got short parts)
(Thief: (grumbles))
(As I said-Meanwhile)
Yugi: Look! Someone is down there with the monkeys!
(Kaiba walks over to Yugi and looks down the pit. About ten monkeys were swarming over Edgar)
Kaiba: Well I guess monkeys aren't all that worthless…
Yugi: Someone should help him!
Kaiba: Like who?
Yugi: I don't know…
(Meanwhile)
Edgar: Joey! Help me!
Joey: Okay, okay fine!
(Joey jumps down in the pit. The monkeys don't really seem to notice him though)
(Meanwhile)
Tristan: Haha! Look at that ugly green monkey!
Serenity: That's not a monkey that's Joey!
Tristan: Joey?
(Meanwhile)
Rinoa: Squall lets stop and look at the monkeys.
Squall: Whatever…
(Meanwhile)
Selphie: (Stares at the snake without blinking) I'm not moving from this spot until that snake moves!
Some Person: There's a fight in the monkey pit!
Other Person: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
Yuffie: (In a hypnotic tone) Must watch snake…
(Meanwhile)
Mokuba: Is that Joey down there?
Vivi: I think so…
Mokuba: Cool! I hope the monkeys throw a banana at him!
Vivi: Why?
Mokuba: I don't know, I just want to see how you can throw a banana.
(Meanwhile)
Thief: Sounds like there's a fight going on…
Bakura: I don't care, I'm staying right here in this tree!
Thief: C'mon, the zoo isn't that bad…
Someone: Run! The lions have escaped!
(Thief climbs the tree)
Thief: On second thought, I think I'll stay with you…
(Meanwhile)
Edgar: Joey! Don't just stand there, help me!
(Edgar throws a banana at Joey)
(Meanwhile)
Serenity: Hey! That ugly monkey threw a banana at Joey!
(Meanwhile)
Mokuba: So that's how you throw a banana…
Vivi: (Sigh)
(Meanwhile)
Rinoa: Look at the monkeys!
(A lion jumps into the pit)
Edgar: Ahh!
Joey: Holy cruddo! There's a lion in here!
(Meanwhile)
Yuffie: Must watch snake…
Selphie: Must watch snake…
Snake: (Sheesh, what morons…)
(Meanwhile)
Yugi: The…there's a lion in the pit!
Kaiba: We can see that Yugi.
Mokuba: Seto!
(Mokuba and Vivi run towards Kaiba)
Mokuba: Seto, I found you!
(Meanwhile)
Thief: Where do you think the lions went?
Bakura: I don't know…
(All of a sudden a lion comes and claws the trunk of the tree)
(Meanwhile)
Joey: Nice kitty…good kitty…
Lion: ROAR!
(All the monkeys run towards the lion)
Edgar: …
Joey: …
(Meanwhile)
Yuffie: Must watch snake…
Selphie: Must watch snake…
Yuffie: Must…ZzZzZzZz….
(Meanwhile)
Tristan: Joey, don't just stand there! The lion is distracted!
Joey: Oh yeah!
(Joey runs to help Edgar up)
(Meanwhile)
Bakura: Nice kitty…
Lion: ROAR!
(Bakura and Thief grab on to each other)
Thief/Bakura: AHH!
(Meanwhile)
Edgar: Let's get out of here!
(Joey and Edgar run out of the pit)
Monkey: Oo oo ahh ahh! (Follow them!)
Another Monkey: Eh… (Meh…)
(Meanwhile)
Selphie: Yuffie! I think it's going to move!
(The snake closes its eye)
Selphie/Yuffie: (Sweatdrop)
(Meanwhile)
Thief: What are we going to do?!
Bakura: Let go of me first…
Thief: Sorry…
Bakura: Okay, on the count of three, we jump off the tree and make a run for it.
Thief: Okay.
Bakura: One…
Thief: Two…
Bakura/Thief: THREE!
(They both jump out of the tree and run)
(Meanwhile)
Joey: Glad that's over with…
Speaker: We're sorry, but do to certain conditions, the zoo is now closed.
Miss Teacher: And thus concludes the tour.
(Sora and Riku are all scratched up)
Joey: What happened to you two?
Sora: We walked by a tree and a lion jumped us.
Riku: He stole my money!
Miss Teacher: Everyone onto the bus!
(Everyone gets on the bus)
Tea: Did you have a good time Mr. Glue?
Glue: …
Tea: Me too!
Selphie: This field trip bites. That snake just blinked!
(Meanwhile)
Snake: (Looks both ways and then starts dancing)
(Meanwhile)
Thief: I'll just be glad to get home.
Bakura: Yes, so will I.
Thief-Chan: oO; Just review, okay!
