Thief-Chan: This can't be good...the insanity that happens when chibis and camp collide is not a very pretty sight...

Disclaimer: Don't own Yu-gi-oh or squaresoft...yeah, yeah...

Macavity: Thief? Thief wake up!

Thief: Huh?

Macavity: Yugi wants you to pack your things.

Thief: Why?

Macavity: Yugi doesn't know either. Mr. Moto just told him to pack up.

Thief: Okay…

(Thief starts to pack a few things)

Thief: Why am I packing if it's a school day?

Macavity: Hey, narrator, she's on to us.

(Shh!)

Thief: (Sweatdrop)

(Thief continues packing)

Yugi: Are you done packing yet?

Thief: No, why?

Yugi: You shouldn't pack winter clothes.

Thief: Huh?

Yugi: We're going to camp, didn't Macavity tell you?

(Macavity jumps out the window)

Thief: No, he didn't!

Yugi: Oh, well camp is great! They have duel monster arenas there.

Thief: Really?

Yugi: Yeah...

(Thief rushes around her room and stuffs her suitcases full)

Thief: Ready!

(Thief and Yugi leave and get on the bus that was conveniently waiting for them outside)

Yugi: Whatever you do, don't go outside after dark.

Yuffie: Never contradict the narrator.

Terra: Don't talk to anyone you don't know.

Locke: Always carry a good lock pick.

Cait Sith: Don't eat the mystery meat.

Bakura: And don't write home. The camp just forges fake letters from home anyway.

Thief: Okay…

(The bus stops and everyone gets off)

Camp Person: Please go read the sign over there. It tells you what bunk you'll sleep in.

(Thief finds her name under Bunk A. Her bunkmates were Ukira, TSF, and Aeris)

Thief: Where's Bunk A?

Bakura: It's over there. (Points to a bunk)

Thief: Which bunk are you staying in?

(Bakura reads list. Bakura's name falls under Bunk B along with Yugi, Kaiba, and Sora)

Bakura: (Sounds horrified) The bunk next to yours…

Thief: Yay! Then we can meet each other in the mornings!

Bakura: Uh…right. (I sure hope I wake up before her…)

Thief: I'd better go unpack. Bye!

(Thief leaves for her bunk)

Thief: This bunk sure is small.

(So?)

Thief: I'm just saying it's small!

(Weren't you listening? Don't contradict a narrator)

Ukira: Anyone in here?

Thief: I am-

Ukira: Oh, it's you.

Thief: Hi.

Ukira: Hi.

(TSF walks in carrying many large suitcases)

TSF: Darn soda machine weighs a ton…

Aeris: Let me help you with that.

TSF: Thief? You're here at camp as well?

Thief: Yeah…

TSF: Cool!

Thief: Did you take what I think you took?

TSF: You mean this?

(TSF opens a large suitcase and pulls her soda machine out)

Thief: (Sweatdrop) Yes, that…

TSF: I thought if I went to camp, I'd make a great profit with this machine.

Thief: You really need to go back to your planet TSF. Shoes are just used as footwear here, not currency.

Aeris: Currency? You mean you use shoes for money?

TSF: Is that a problem?

Aeris: Never mind…

(Meanwhile)

Macavity: Yes! I have the whole house to myself.

(Walks out of Thief's room)

Macavity: I guess I'll go raid the fridge.

Mr. Moto: Ah! The cat can-(Sneezes) talk!

Macavity: (Sweatdrop) I think I'm in trouble.

(Meanwhile)

Thief: So what do we do now?

Ukira: It's getting late shouldn't you unpack?

Thief: I guess so…

(Thief starts unpacking her things)

Ukira: Those are some nice earrings…

Thief: Uh…thanks.

Ukira: Can I borrow them?

(Yami Thief: Whatever you do, don't give anyone those earrings!)

Thief: Um…I think I should keep them.

Ukira: Okay…

(Beatrix walks in the bunk)

Beatrix: Lights out!

Aeris: But it's only 7:00pm.

Beatrix: Look! I'm your bunk leader, and the rules state lights out at 7:00.

Ukira: (Grumbles as she turns the lights off)

Beatrix: Now go to sleep! We expect you to be up at 5:00am.

TSF: FIVE IN THE MORNING?!

Beatrix: Yes, five.

(Beatrix leaves as they all go to sleep)

Thief: I refuse to go to sleep at seven o' clock.

(Too bad)

Thief: (Grumbles)

(Thief falls asleep)