WTF?

Note: Hay, hay! this is my first ever fanfic and I really hope you like it! I in no way own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or any of the names and things used in this fic! I also don't own Raine she's just a friend of mine I like to bug sometimes *cheesy grin* well please tell me what you think! Thanks!

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YM: Hay! I'm Yami Mokuba! Or also known as Muka-Muka!

Raine: And I'm Raine Raptor.. And I was DRAGGED into this fic I tell you! DRAGGED!!

YM: Ehehehe *sweatdrop* Any way welcome to my show! This show is where the YGO cast come on one by one and we interview them!

Raine: Lucky us ¬_¬'

YM: First up we have *reads paper* Seto Kaiba!

Audience: *cheers*

Seto: *scowls and walks on stage* the only reason I'm ever here is because you're my little brothers yami so make it snappy.

Raine: Ever the picture of happiness!

Seto: *glares* shut up hat head.

Raine: *about to hit Seto when YM shoves her out the way* Oooof!

YM: Please take a seat *Points to huge crappy looking yellow chairs*

Seto: *sits down with arms crossed*

YM: Ok question1: What do you think of yaoi?

Raine: *picks self up from floor* Owwies..

YM & Seto: ¬¬'

Seto: It wouldn't be bad if I was put with someone worthy of my skill and intellect.

Raine: That rules out Joey!

YM: So if you HAD to be paired up with a male who would it be hmm?

Seto: Why should I tell you?

YM: *holds up his laptop* I know what images are REALLY saved on this!

Raine: *snatches it and looks* IS THAT RYOU??

Seto: *grabs it back and coughs* No

YM: *pets Raine* Calm down dear

Raine: -.-

YM: So are you going to tell us or do I have to set Raine on you?

Raine: I'm not a dog!

YM: Silence Dino!

Seto: I don't know about male. but I do have the hots for a female..

YM: *now has a bag of popcorn* Ooooooooh ahhhhhhh

Raine: Who?

Seto: *looks down at floor* Isis.

YM: *falls off chair*

Seto: what's up with him?

Raine: He has a thing for her.. Along with his thing for Ryou.

Seto: O-o'

Raine: Don't ask.

YM: *sits back on chair and coughs* Question2: what was the REAL reason you wanted all 3 god cards?

Seto: So I could beat Yugi!

YM: And?

Seto: and? What do you mean AND?

YM: Oh come on! We know you like them because their SHINY!

Raine: shiny @@

Audience: Oooooooooooh

YM: See we know the truth SETO! IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME! *stands on chair*

Seto: Yes that's my real name and shut up!

Raine: *shoves the chair from under YM and he falls* that'll be $10 please..

Seto: *hands her the cash*

YM: Ow. Hay that's mean!

Raine: *pokes her face* see the care!

YM: *grumbles* Ok. Question3 Would you ever date Tea?

Seto: HELL NO! Not if she was the last human thing on earth! *shudders* she's evil. pure evil..

Raine: I thought my Hikari's socks were?

Seto: No they just SMELL evil.

YM: And have a life of their own..

Raine: Ok lets leave Rex's socks out of it now.

Seto: Hurry up! I DO have a company to run!

YM: *pulls out a remote and a TV appears* Really.

TV: *Shows 100 monkeys on 100 type wrighters*

Seto: *sweatdrop* That's NOT my company!

YM: Oh reeeeeeaaaaaly?

Seto: yes.

YM: How do you explain THIS! *Pulls out a paper weight*

Seto: That's a stupid huge plastic object used to hold down paper in case of wind or a draft.

YM: Oh..

Raine: ¬_¬'

Seto: And as I said that's not my company.

Raine: He's right YM.. It's where George Bush gets his speeches made *pokes TV*

YM: Would explain things.

Seto: Ok hurry up!

YM: My Hikari, your little brother hasn't got long till he's a. *Thunder in back ground made by Raine clanging a wooden spoon on a pot* TEENAGER! What will you do?

Seto: I'll kill someone if he ends up like YOU.

Raine: *snickers*

YM: Oh hush hat head!

Raine: v-v'

Seto: I'm sure he'll grow up mature and well behaved like he is now.

Raine: Plus the raging male hormones he'll get!

Seto: O-O'

Raine: Yeah.. Bad. I remember when my Hika-

YM: *puts hand over her mouth* We DON'T want to know about your Hikari's non existent love life!

Seto: Yes, spare us..

YM: How old does Mokuba have to be before you let him date?

Raine: *bites YM's hand* mwahah

YM: OW! ;_;

Seto: I think when he's 16 and only if I like the girl.

YM: or boy..

Seto: If you warp my brothers brain I swear I'll make you die a painful and low death.. Again *glares*

YM: *nervous chuckle* ehehehe ..

Seto: Is that all?

YM: for now.. mwahaha yes *cheesy grin to camera* And that folks is that for this episode! Stay tuned when I Yami Mokuba and Yami Rex *points to Raine who's glaring* will bring you another fun filled ep!

Raine:. Don't call me that!!

Seto: Shut up Raptor.

Raine: '

YM: OK please review and tell me what you think and tell me whom you want on the next episode! Big thank you to the audience!

Audience: ¬¬.

YM: And a big than you to SETO KAIBA! *Points at him*

Seto: Get your hand away from me!

YM: ehehe

Audience: *claps*

YM: Leave your vote in the review! ^_________^

~~ More To Come ~~