Thief-Chan: I'd like to say, read 'A Crazy Yu-Gi-Oh story by mirai-torankusu. It's a hilarious story that makes me laugh because it's...cool...and...stuff...yeah...
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Squaresoft
(Here is video taped information by Thief, Ukira, and TSF. Macavity is the camera operator)
Thief: Hello I'm Thief.
TSF: I'm The Shoe Fairy.
Ukira: And I'm Ukira.
Thief: We've decided to call an intermission for this part of the story to clear some information up. In the beginning I was visiting some guy named Mister. Now in real life I wouldn't have been called to him, because I'm not insane and neither is TSF,
TSF: Can't say the same for Ukira…
Ukira: Thief is more insane than I am! She even argues with the narrator.
TSF: Too true, she even hears voices in her head.
Thief: I'M NOT SCHIZOPHRENIC!
TSF: Now did we say you were?
Ukira: Sheesh Thief, touchy aren't you?
Thief: (Grumbles) Another mistake made in this story is the incident on the plane.
TSF: Oh…which incident on the plane?
Thief: The one with Macavity.
TSF: Oh yes. Macavity can't escape out of a pet carrier.
Thief: At least not mine.
Macavity: Point taken, now move on!
Thief: Of course; now about the narrator…
TSF: The narrator is probably Z in disguise.
Ukira: Wouldn't put it past her…
Thief: (Clears throat) In reality. I'd never argue or contradict a narrator. I've learned that from going on a twisted quest.
Ukira: Was there a narrator for the quest?
TSF: Not as far as I know.
Thief: Shut up! Next thing is the suitcase incident. A suitcase can't knock me out.
Ukira: Coincidently Alice can.
Thief: For the last time! I won that battle!
TSF: Sure you did Thief. (winks)
Thief: Grr…I guess the next thing I'd like to clear up are those awful uniforms.
All: (Shudder)
Thief: I'd never wear those awful uniforms! NEVER!
TSF: Nor would I.
Ukira: Or me.
Thief: Okay, the next thing I'd like to say is that I have never had a dream about Z, and she never talks to me through someone else's voice.
TSF: I thought you didn't hear voices.
Thief: (Sweatdrop) Oh yes, and about my Yami. Don't ask me why my Yami is a he, ask him!
TSF: (Falls on the floor laughing) That is so funny!
Thief: How is it funny?
Ukira: It's official; TSF has lost it.
Thief: You're slow to realize things aren't you? She lost it long ago.
Ukira: Point taken.
Yami Thief: I don't see what is so funny!
Thief: How are you here if I'm here?
Yami Thief: (sigh) Fine I'll leave! (disappears)
Thief: TSF get up!
TSF: (Stops laughing and stands up) Fine…
Thief: Okay, next was the test. Some people don't seem to want to believe that I'm smart. Yes I could finish a test quickly, I'm not stupid just eccentric!
Ukira: (Cough) Sure…
TSF: Don't worry Thief we believe you. (Cheesy smile)
Macavity: Just get on with it!
Thief: Okay, now Bakura would like to say something about the earring incident at lunch.
Bakura: I have NEVER in my life said 'Great Scott' so stop asking me to say it.
(Which isn't true…)
Thief: Isn't he cute when he's angry?!
TSF: Thief! C'mon, there are enough Bakura fans as is.
Bakura: (Sweatdrop)
Thief: So? What's your point?
Ukira: Kaiba is better.
Thief: Is not! Take that back!
Ukira: Make me!
(Thief jumps at Ukira and they start fighting)
Bakura: Should I be worried?
TSF: No, this happens all the time.
(An hour later)
Thief: (Brushes dust out of her hair) Now where was I…
TSF: You were just about to clear up the duel.
Thief: Oh yeah! The duel with Selphie wasn't all that well thought out. I'll make a better one with fewer contradictions.
Ukira: Which means it will be worse than the last one.
Macavity: Stop fighting all ready!
TSF: Er, and I'd like to clear up that Yugi incident. It's not true!
Ukira: Sure it isn't…
TSF: It's not!
Thief: Prove it!
(Pulls Yugi in the room)
TSF: Yugi! (glomps)
Ukira: You're both pathetic!
Thief: What I never did anything like that.
Ukira: Macavity, play the tape.
(Thief: Sephy I'm your biggest fan! You are the best Final Fantasy villain in the whole entire world! (glomps Mr. Sephy))
Thief: (Sweatdrop) It's not what it looks like!
Yugi: (Sweatdrop)
Bakura: Can someone untie me?
Thief: No! You're mine! (Glomps)
Ukira: (Sigh) I can't win, can I?
Macavity: I don't have all day here!
Thief: Okay, okay.
TSF: Oh yes, about me paying Rikku with a shoe…
Ukira: See what hanging around Thief does to people?
Thief: I didn't do anything!
TSF: Besides shoes are worth a lot to me. It's hard to part with them!
Thief: …
Ukira: …
Bakura: …
Yugi: …
Macavity: Anyway…
Thief: (Clears throat) Okay, now about the field trip. I don't know how we ended up at the zoo when we were heading for a peanut factory.
TSF: What's a peanut factory anyway?
Ukira: I always thought peanuts were grown on farms, not made in factories.
Macavity: What about the lions?
Thief: Oh yeah! It wasn't me who let those lions out so stop calling me!
Bakura: I hate lions…
Thief: It's okay the lions are gone! (Glomps)
Bakura: Could you let go of me?
Thief: Fine!
Macavity: Clear up the talking monkey thing.
Thief: Oh yeah. The monkeys were arguing about whether or not they should chase after Joey and Edgar.
Macavity: Okay, what about when you learned whose bunk was next to yours?
Thief: (Narrows eyes) Shut up Macavity.
TSF: Ooh! I'd love to hear her explain that.
Bakura: I wouldn't…
Ukira: (Starts laughing) Thief is so stupid!
Thief: Oh that's it! You're going to pay for that Ukira!
Ukira: Bring it on!
(An hour later)
Macavity: My arm is getting tired can I turn the camera off?
Thief: No! Don't make me go back to the story!
Macavity: Why not?
Thief: Who knows what can happen in the story…
Macavity: It's better than this madness…
TSF: What? You mean us just talking?
Macavity: Yes, that exactly!
TSF: Out of curiosity, how do you throw a banana?
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Squaresoft
(Here is video taped information by Thief, Ukira, and TSF. Macavity is the camera operator)
Thief: Hello I'm Thief.
TSF: I'm The Shoe Fairy.
Ukira: And I'm Ukira.
Thief: We've decided to call an intermission for this part of the story to clear some information up. In the beginning I was visiting some guy named Mister. Now in real life I wouldn't have been called to him, because I'm not insane and neither is TSF,
TSF: Can't say the same for Ukira…
Ukira: Thief is more insane than I am! She even argues with the narrator.
TSF: Too true, she even hears voices in her head.
Thief: I'M NOT SCHIZOPHRENIC!
TSF: Now did we say you were?
Ukira: Sheesh Thief, touchy aren't you?
Thief: (Grumbles) Another mistake made in this story is the incident on the plane.
TSF: Oh…which incident on the plane?
Thief: The one with Macavity.
TSF: Oh yes. Macavity can't escape out of a pet carrier.
Thief: At least not mine.
Macavity: Point taken, now move on!
Thief: Of course; now about the narrator…
TSF: The narrator is probably Z in disguise.
Ukira: Wouldn't put it past her…
Thief: (Clears throat) In reality. I'd never argue or contradict a narrator. I've learned that from going on a twisted quest.
Ukira: Was there a narrator for the quest?
TSF: Not as far as I know.
Thief: Shut up! Next thing is the suitcase incident. A suitcase can't knock me out.
Ukira: Coincidently Alice can.
Thief: For the last time! I won that battle!
TSF: Sure you did Thief. (winks)
Thief: Grr…I guess the next thing I'd like to clear up are those awful uniforms.
All: (Shudder)
Thief: I'd never wear those awful uniforms! NEVER!
TSF: Nor would I.
Ukira: Or me.
Thief: Okay, the next thing I'd like to say is that I have never had a dream about Z, and she never talks to me through someone else's voice.
TSF: I thought you didn't hear voices.
Thief: (Sweatdrop) Oh yes, and about my Yami. Don't ask me why my Yami is a he, ask him!
TSF: (Falls on the floor laughing) That is so funny!
Thief: How is it funny?
Ukira: It's official; TSF has lost it.
Thief: You're slow to realize things aren't you? She lost it long ago.
Ukira: Point taken.
Yami Thief: I don't see what is so funny!
Thief: How are you here if I'm here?
Yami Thief: (sigh) Fine I'll leave! (disappears)
Thief: TSF get up!
TSF: (Stops laughing and stands up) Fine…
Thief: Okay, next was the test. Some people don't seem to want to believe that I'm smart. Yes I could finish a test quickly, I'm not stupid just eccentric!
Ukira: (Cough) Sure…
TSF: Don't worry Thief we believe you. (Cheesy smile)
Macavity: Just get on with it!
Thief: Okay, now Bakura would like to say something about the earring incident at lunch.
Bakura: I have NEVER in my life said 'Great Scott' so stop asking me to say it.
(Which isn't true…)
Thief: Isn't he cute when he's angry?!
TSF: Thief! C'mon, there are enough Bakura fans as is.
Bakura: (Sweatdrop)
Thief: So? What's your point?
Ukira: Kaiba is better.
Thief: Is not! Take that back!
Ukira: Make me!
(Thief jumps at Ukira and they start fighting)
Bakura: Should I be worried?
TSF: No, this happens all the time.
(An hour later)
Thief: (Brushes dust out of her hair) Now where was I…
TSF: You were just about to clear up the duel.
Thief: Oh yeah! The duel with Selphie wasn't all that well thought out. I'll make a better one with fewer contradictions.
Ukira: Which means it will be worse than the last one.
Macavity: Stop fighting all ready!
TSF: Er, and I'd like to clear up that Yugi incident. It's not true!
Ukira: Sure it isn't…
TSF: It's not!
Thief: Prove it!
(Pulls Yugi in the room)
TSF: Yugi! (glomps)
Ukira: You're both pathetic!
Thief: What I never did anything like that.
Ukira: Macavity, play the tape.
(Thief: Sephy I'm your biggest fan! You are the best Final Fantasy villain in the whole entire world! (glomps Mr. Sephy))
Thief: (Sweatdrop) It's not what it looks like!
Yugi: (Sweatdrop)
Bakura: Can someone untie me?
Thief: No! You're mine! (Glomps)
Ukira: (Sigh) I can't win, can I?
Macavity: I don't have all day here!
Thief: Okay, okay.
TSF: Oh yes, about me paying Rikku with a shoe…
Ukira: See what hanging around Thief does to people?
Thief: I didn't do anything!
TSF: Besides shoes are worth a lot to me. It's hard to part with them!
Thief: …
Ukira: …
Bakura: …
Yugi: …
Macavity: Anyway…
Thief: (Clears throat) Okay, now about the field trip. I don't know how we ended up at the zoo when we were heading for a peanut factory.
TSF: What's a peanut factory anyway?
Ukira: I always thought peanuts were grown on farms, not made in factories.
Macavity: What about the lions?
Thief: Oh yeah! It wasn't me who let those lions out so stop calling me!
Bakura: I hate lions…
Thief: It's okay the lions are gone! (Glomps)
Bakura: Could you let go of me?
Thief: Fine!
Macavity: Clear up the talking monkey thing.
Thief: Oh yeah. The monkeys were arguing about whether or not they should chase after Joey and Edgar.
Macavity: Okay, what about when you learned whose bunk was next to yours?
Thief: (Narrows eyes) Shut up Macavity.
TSF: Ooh! I'd love to hear her explain that.
Bakura: I wouldn't…
Ukira: (Starts laughing) Thief is so stupid!
Thief: Oh that's it! You're going to pay for that Ukira!
Ukira: Bring it on!
(An hour later)
Macavity: My arm is getting tired can I turn the camera off?
Thief: No! Don't make me go back to the story!
Macavity: Why not?
Thief: Who knows what can happen in the story…
Macavity: It's better than this madness…
TSF: What? You mean us just talking?
Macavity: Yes, that exactly!
TSF: Out of curiosity, how do you throw a banana?
