Thief-Chan: I'd like to say, read 'A Crazy Yu-Gi-Oh story by mirai-torankusu. It's a hilarious story that makes me laugh because it's...cool...and...stuff...yeah...

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Squaresoft

(Here is video taped information by Thief, Ukira, and TSF. Macavity is the camera operator)

Thief: Hello I'm Thief.

TSF: I'm The Shoe Fairy.

Ukira: And I'm Ukira.

Thief: We've decided to call an intermission for this part of the story to clear some information up. In the beginning I was visiting some guy named Mister. Now in real life I wouldn't have been called to him, because I'm not insane and neither is TSF,

TSF: Can't say the same for Ukira…

Ukira: Thief is more insane than I am! She even argues with the narrator.

TSF: Too true, she even hears voices in her head.

Thief: I'M NOT SCHIZOPHRENIC!

TSF: Now did we say you were?

Ukira: Sheesh Thief, touchy aren't you?

Thief: (Grumbles) Another mistake made in this story is the incident on the plane.

TSF: Oh…which incident on the plane?

Thief: The one with Macavity.

TSF: Oh yes. Macavity can't escape out of a pet carrier.

Thief: At least not mine.

Macavity: Point taken, now move on!

Thief: Of course; now about the narrator…

TSF: The narrator is probably Z in disguise.

Ukira: Wouldn't put it past her…

Thief: (Clears throat) In reality. I'd never argue or contradict a narrator. I've learned that from going on a twisted quest.

Ukira: Was there a narrator for the quest?

TSF: Not as far as I know.

Thief: Shut up! Next thing is the suitcase incident. A suitcase can't knock me out.

Ukira: Coincidently Alice can.

Thief: For the last time! I won that battle!

TSF: Sure you did Thief. (winks)

Thief: Grr…I guess the next thing I'd like to clear up are those awful uniforms.

All: (Shudder)

Thief: I'd never wear those awful uniforms! NEVER!

TSF: Nor would I.

Ukira: Or me.

Thief: Okay, the next thing I'd like to say is that I have never had a dream about Z, and she never talks to me through someone else's voice.

TSF: I thought you didn't hear voices.

Thief: (Sweatdrop) Oh yes, and about my Yami. Don't ask me why my Yami is a he, ask him!

TSF: (Falls on the floor laughing) That is so funny!

Thief: How is it funny?

Ukira: It's official; TSF has lost it.

Thief: You're slow to realize things aren't you? She lost it long ago.

Ukira: Point taken.

Yami Thief: I don't see what is so funny!

Thief: How are you here if I'm here?

Yami Thief: (sigh) Fine I'll leave! (disappears)

Thief: TSF get up!

TSF: (Stops laughing and stands up) Fine…

Thief: Okay, next was the test. Some people don't seem to want to believe that I'm smart. Yes I could finish a test quickly, I'm not stupid just eccentric!

Ukira: (Cough) Sure…

TSF: Don't worry Thief we believe you. (Cheesy smile)

Macavity: Just get on with it!

Thief: Okay, now Bakura would like to say something about the earring incident at lunch.

Bakura: I have NEVER in my life said 'Great Scott' so stop asking me to say it.

(Which isn't true…)

Thief: Isn't he cute when he's angry?!

TSF: Thief! C'mon, there are enough Bakura fans as is.

Bakura: (Sweatdrop)

Thief: So? What's your point?

Ukira: Kaiba is better.

Thief: Is not! Take that back!

Ukira: Make me!

(Thief jumps at Ukira and they start fighting)

Bakura: Should I be worried?

TSF: No, this happens all the time.

(An hour later)

Thief: (Brushes dust out of her hair) Now where was I…

TSF: You were just about to clear up the duel.

Thief: Oh yeah! The duel with Selphie wasn't all that well thought out. I'll make a better one with fewer contradictions.

Ukira: Which means it will be worse than the last one.

Macavity: Stop fighting all ready!

TSF: Er, and I'd like to clear up that Yugi incident. It's not true!

Ukira: Sure it isn't…

TSF: It's not!

Thief: Prove it!

(Pulls Yugi in the room)

TSF: Yugi! (glomps)

Ukira: You're both pathetic!

Thief: What I never did anything like that.

Ukira: Macavity, play the tape.

(Thief: Sephy I'm your biggest fan! You are the best Final Fantasy villain in the whole entire world! (glomps Mr. Sephy))

Thief: (Sweatdrop) It's not what it looks like!

Yugi: (Sweatdrop)

Bakura: Can someone untie me?

Thief: No! You're mine! (Glomps)

Ukira: (Sigh) I can't win, can I?

Macavity: I don't have all day here!

Thief: Okay, okay.

TSF: Oh yes, about me paying Rikku with a shoe…

Ukira: See what hanging around Thief does to people?

Thief: I didn't do anything!

TSF: Besides shoes are worth a lot to me. It's hard to part with them!

Thief: …

Ukira: …

Bakura: …

Yugi: …

Macavity: Anyway…

Thief: (Clears throat) Okay, now about the field trip. I don't know how we ended up at the zoo when we were heading for a peanut factory.

TSF: What's a peanut factory anyway?

Ukira: I always thought peanuts were grown on farms, not made in factories.

Macavity: What about the lions?

Thief: Oh yeah! It wasn't me who let those lions out so stop calling me!

Bakura: I hate lions…

Thief: It's okay the lions are gone! (Glomps)

Bakura: Could you let go of me?

Thief: Fine!

Macavity: Clear up the talking monkey thing.

Thief: Oh yeah. The monkeys were arguing about whether or not they should chase after Joey and Edgar.

Macavity: Okay, what about when you learned whose bunk was next to yours?

Thief: (Narrows eyes) Shut up Macavity.

TSF: Ooh! I'd love to hear her explain that.

Bakura: I wouldn't…

Ukira: (Starts laughing) Thief is so stupid!

Thief: Oh that's it! You're going to pay for that Ukira!

Ukira: Bring it on!

(An hour later)

Macavity: My arm is getting tired can I turn the camera off?

Thief: No! Don't make me go back to the story!

Macavity: Why not?

Thief: Who knows what can happen in the story…

Macavity: It's better than this madness…

TSF: What? You mean us just talking?

Macavity: Yes, that exactly!

TSF: Out of curiosity, how do you throw a banana?