Thief-Chan: How random can this story get? Oh yeah, thanks to TsukiMegami for the pack of cards! *Drives away in Kaiba's limo*

Disclaimer: I don't own, yeah...

(Thief sighs and walks out to the mess hall which was empty)

Thief: Anyone here?

(I just said the mess hall was empty)

Thief: Okay! Sheesh…

(Thief sits down at a table)

Thief: What am I doing in the mess hall anyway? It's 4:30 am!

(What do I know? I'm just the narrator!)

Thief: (Grumbles)

Ukira: What are you doing in here?

Thief: (Looks up) I could ask you the same question.

Ukira: I couldn't sleep, so I decided to explore. What are you doing here?

Thief: The narrator made me come.

Ukira: …

Thief: What?

Ukira: Never mind.

Thief: Well, I'm out of here. I don't know why I came here in the first place.

(Thief leaves the mess hall and walks out to the beach)

Thief: There's a beach here?

(I just said, you went to the beach)

Thief: Okay…

(Thief stares out at the magnificent sea)

Thief: Wow, the sea looks magnificent.

Ukira: Indeed it does.

Thief: What the?! How do you do that?

Ukira: Why are you wondering around so early in the morning?

Thief: Why are you?

Ukira: I came out looking for you.

Thief: Well, I can't control what the narrator makes me do.

(Thief and Ukira head back to their bunk and go back to sleep)

Intermission Two:

(Thief, Ukira, and TSF appear on the screen)

Thief: …

Ukira: …

TSF: …

Thief: Okay, now that was just scary.

TSF: Do you do that in real life?

Ukira: No! It was just created by the writer in order to create suspense!

Thief: Good. I was getting worried.

Bakura: Why? You follow me everywhere I go.

Thief: I do not! I have dignity you know.

Bakura: Okay, almost everywhere.

Thief: Yup!

Macavity: You're all weird.

Thief: Would you rather us discuss something else?

Macavity: I'd rather we get back to the story.

Thief: No! I hate the story! It's boring.

Macvavity: So?

Thief: …

End of Intermission Two.

(A loud horn blows)

TSF: Ah! (Falls off her bed)

Aeris: Huh?

Ukira: (Throws a pillow at the door)

Thief: Wha?! (Looks up from under her bed)

Beatrix: Wake up!

(Everyone groans as they get up and go outside)

Beatrix: Good morning everyone.

Thief: Uh…

TSF: Give me another five hours to wake up…

Aeris: ZzZzZz…

Ukira: (Falls to floor)

Beatriz: I said, 'GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!'

Everyone: Good morning Beatrix…

Beatrix: Better.

Thief: How come we're the only ones here?

Beatrix: Everyone else is asleep.

(Everyone except Beatrix face faults)

Thief: Then why did we have to wake up so early?!

Beatrix: So I can see how strong you all are! (Blows a whistle) First push-ups!

(The four of them get on the ground and start doing push-ups)

Thief: I don't see what the point of this is…

Ukira: I'm so tired…

TSF: I hate push-ups…

Aeris: I can't take it anymore!

Beatrix: 500 more to go!

(Meanwhile in Bunk B)

Yugi: Is anyone awake?

Bakura: I am.

Yugi: What are you doing under your bed?

Bakura: Oh, nothing…

Sora: Shh! You'll wake up Kaiba…

Kaiba: Why yes, I do have the only existing Blue Eyes in the world…of course I'm the best…yes you can have my autograph…No make it twelve thousand dollars…

Yugi: …

Bakura: …

Sora: That's kinda creepy…

Bakura: You said it.

(Meanwhile with Thief…)

Beatrix: Okay, your second task is swimming. Everyone will swim laps around the field.

Thief: That doesn't seem that hard…

Beatrix: 500 laps!

TSF: WHAT?!

Aeris: I can't swim!

Ukira: It's too cold!

Thief: 500?!

Beatrix: GO!

(Beatrix blows her whistle and they start swimming)

Aeris: (Glub, glub)

Ukira: Shouldn't someone help her?

TSF: Meh…

(Meanwhile with Bunk B)

Sora: Oh great. The lights went out…

Yugi: No problem, I'll just open the door.

(Yugi walks into the wall)

Yugi: Ouch! Assuming I can find the door…

Bakura: Ah!

Yugi/Sora: What?!

Bakura: SPIDER!

Sora: (Sweatdrop)

(Meanwhile with Thief…)

(Thief, Ukira, TSF, and Aeris are sopping wet)

Beatrix: Next 500 laps around the lake!

Thief: Please make it stop!

Ukira: I think I'm going to feint!

Aeris: I need to lie down!

TSF: I'm thirsty.

(Meanwhile in Bunk B)

Sora: I think I found the door!

Yugi: Open it!

Bakura: Ow! That's my foot!

Sora: Oops…

Yugi: How are we going to find the door?

Kaiba: Yes! Die Yugi!

Yugi: …

Bakura: …

Sora: …

(Meanwhile with Bunk A)

Beatrix: All right that's all for our morning activities. Dismissed!

(Beatrix leaves)

Ukira: What time is it?

TSF: 7:00am

Ukira: SEVEN?!

Thief: Great…

Aeris: I'm going back to bed…

TSF: I'm going to the mess hall.

Ukira: I think I'll go too.

Thief: I'll see you guys later!

(Thief walks into Bunk A and grabs her earrings)

Thief: Just in case.

Thief-Chan: Now review! Or else!