Thief-Chan: How random can this story get? Oh yeah, thanks to TsukiMegami for the pack of cards! *Drives away in Kaiba's limo*
Disclaimer: I don't own, yeah...
(Thief sighs and walks out to the mess hall which was empty)
Thief: Anyone here?
(I just said the mess hall was empty)
Thief: Okay! Sheesh…
(Thief sits down at a table)
Thief: What am I doing in the mess hall anyway? It's 4:30 am!
(What do I know? I'm just the narrator!)
Thief: (Grumbles)
Ukira: What are you doing in here?
Thief: (Looks up) I could ask you the same question.
Ukira: I couldn't sleep, so I decided to explore. What are you doing here?
Thief: The narrator made me come.
Ukira: …
Thief: What?
Ukira: Never mind.
Thief: Well, I'm out of here. I don't know why I came here in the first place.
(Thief leaves the mess hall and walks out to the beach)
Thief: There's a beach here?
(I just said, you went to the beach)
Thief: Okay…
(Thief stares out at the magnificent sea)
Thief: Wow, the sea looks magnificent.
Ukira: Indeed it does.
Thief: What the?! How do you do that?
Ukira: Why are you wondering around so early in the morning?
Thief: Why are you?
Ukira: I came out looking for you.
Thief: Well, I can't control what the narrator makes me do.
(Thief and Ukira head back to their bunk and go back to sleep)
Intermission Two:
(Thief, Ukira, and TSF appear on the screen)
Thief: …
Ukira: …
TSF: …
Thief: Okay, now that was just scary.
TSF: Do you do that in real life?
Ukira: No! It was just created by the writer in order to create suspense!
Thief: Good. I was getting worried.
Bakura: Why? You follow me everywhere I go.
Thief: I do not! I have dignity you know.
Bakura: Okay, almost everywhere.
Thief: Yup!
Macavity: You're all weird.
Thief: Would you rather us discuss something else?
Macavity: I'd rather we get back to the story.
Thief: No! I hate the story! It's boring.
Macvavity: So?
Thief: …
End of Intermission Two.
(A loud horn blows)
TSF: Ah! (Falls off her bed)
Aeris: Huh?
Ukira: (Throws a pillow at the door)
Thief: Wha?! (Looks up from under her bed)
Beatrix: Wake up!
(Everyone groans as they get up and go outside)
Beatrix: Good morning everyone.
Thief: Uh…
TSF: Give me another five hours to wake up…
Aeris: ZzZzZz…
Ukira: (Falls to floor)
Beatriz: I said, 'GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!'
Everyone: Good morning Beatrix…
Beatrix: Better.
Thief: How come we're the only ones here?
Beatrix: Everyone else is asleep.
(Everyone except Beatrix face faults)
Thief: Then why did we have to wake up so early?!
Beatrix: So I can see how strong you all are! (Blows a whistle) First push-ups!
(The four of them get on the ground and start doing push-ups)
Thief: I don't see what the point of this is…
Ukira: I'm so tired…
TSF: I hate push-ups…
Aeris: I can't take it anymore!
Beatrix: 500 more to go!
(Meanwhile in Bunk B)
Yugi: Is anyone awake?
Bakura: I am.
Yugi: What are you doing under your bed?
Bakura: Oh, nothing…
Sora: Shh! You'll wake up Kaiba…
Kaiba: Why yes, I do have the only existing Blue Eyes in the world…of course I'm the best…yes you can have my autograph…No make it twelve thousand dollars…
Yugi: …
Bakura: …
Sora: That's kinda creepy…
Bakura: You said it.
(Meanwhile with Thief…)
Beatrix: Okay, your second task is swimming. Everyone will swim laps around the field.
Thief: That doesn't seem that hard…
Beatrix: 500 laps!
TSF: WHAT?!
Aeris: I can't swim!
Ukira: It's too cold!
Thief: 500?!
Beatrix: GO!
(Beatrix blows her whistle and they start swimming)
Aeris: (Glub, glub)
Ukira: Shouldn't someone help her?
TSF: Meh…
(Meanwhile with Bunk B)
Sora: Oh great. The lights went out…
Yugi: No problem, I'll just open the door.
(Yugi walks into the wall)
Yugi: Ouch! Assuming I can find the door…
Bakura: Ah!
Yugi/Sora: What?!
Bakura: SPIDER!
Sora: (Sweatdrop)
(Meanwhile with Thief…)
(Thief, Ukira, TSF, and Aeris are sopping wet)
Beatrix: Next 500 laps around the lake!
Thief: Please make it stop!
Ukira: I think I'm going to feint!
Aeris: I need to lie down!
TSF: I'm thirsty.
(Meanwhile in Bunk B)
Sora: I think I found the door!
Yugi: Open it!
Bakura: Ow! That's my foot!
Sora: Oops…
Yugi: How are we going to find the door?
Kaiba: Yes! Die Yugi!
Yugi: …
Bakura: …
Sora: …
(Meanwhile with Bunk A)
Beatrix: All right that's all for our morning activities. Dismissed!
(Beatrix leaves)
Ukira: What time is it?
TSF: 7:00am
Ukira: SEVEN?!
Thief: Great…
Aeris: I'm going back to bed…
TSF: I'm going to the mess hall.
Ukira: I think I'll go too.
Thief: I'll see you guys later!
(Thief walks into Bunk A and grabs her earrings)
Thief: Just in case.
Thief-Chan: Now review! Or else!
Disclaimer: I don't own, yeah...
(Thief sighs and walks out to the mess hall which was empty)
Thief: Anyone here?
(I just said the mess hall was empty)
Thief: Okay! Sheesh…
(Thief sits down at a table)
Thief: What am I doing in the mess hall anyway? It's 4:30 am!
(What do I know? I'm just the narrator!)
Thief: (Grumbles)
Ukira: What are you doing in here?
Thief: (Looks up) I could ask you the same question.
Ukira: I couldn't sleep, so I decided to explore. What are you doing here?
Thief: The narrator made me come.
Ukira: …
Thief: What?
Ukira: Never mind.
Thief: Well, I'm out of here. I don't know why I came here in the first place.
(Thief leaves the mess hall and walks out to the beach)
Thief: There's a beach here?
(I just said, you went to the beach)
Thief: Okay…
(Thief stares out at the magnificent sea)
Thief: Wow, the sea looks magnificent.
Ukira: Indeed it does.
Thief: What the?! How do you do that?
Ukira: Why are you wondering around so early in the morning?
Thief: Why are you?
Ukira: I came out looking for you.
Thief: Well, I can't control what the narrator makes me do.
(Thief and Ukira head back to their bunk and go back to sleep)
Intermission Two:
(Thief, Ukira, and TSF appear on the screen)
Thief: …
Ukira: …
TSF: …
Thief: Okay, now that was just scary.
TSF: Do you do that in real life?
Ukira: No! It was just created by the writer in order to create suspense!
Thief: Good. I was getting worried.
Bakura: Why? You follow me everywhere I go.
Thief: I do not! I have dignity you know.
Bakura: Okay, almost everywhere.
Thief: Yup!
Macavity: You're all weird.
Thief: Would you rather us discuss something else?
Macavity: I'd rather we get back to the story.
Thief: No! I hate the story! It's boring.
Macvavity: So?
Thief: …
End of Intermission Two.
(A loud horn blows)
TSF: Ah! (Falls off her bed)
Aeris: Huh?
Ukira: (Throws a pillow at the door)
Thief: Wha?! (Looks up from under her bed)
Beatrix: Wake up!
(Everyone groans as they get up and go outside)
Beatrix: Good morning everyone.
Thief: Uh…
TSF: Give me another five hours to wake up…
Aeris: ZzZzZz…
Ukira: (Falls to floor)
Beatriz: I said, 'GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!'
Everyone: Good morning Beatrix…
Beatrix: Better.
Thief: How come we're the only ones here?
Beatrix: Everyone else is asleep.
(Everyone except Beatrix face faults)
Thief: Then why did we have to wake up so early?!
Beatrix: So I can see how strong you all are! (Blows a whistle) First push-ups!
(The four of them get on the ground and start doing push-ups)
Thief: I don't see what the point of this is…
Ukira: I'm so tired…
TSF: I hate push-ups…
Aeris: I can't take it anymore!
Beatrix: 500 more to go!
(Meanwhile in Bunk B)
Yugi: Is anyone awake?
Bakura: I am.
Yugi: What are you doing under your bed?
Bakura: Oh, nothing…
Sora: Shh! You'll wake up Kaiba…
Kaiba: Why yes, I do have the only existing Blue Eyes in the world…of course I'm the best…yes you can have my autograph…No make it twelve thousand dollars…
Yugi: …
Bakura: …
Sora: That's kinda creepy…
Bakura: You said it.
(Meanwhile with Thief…)
Beatrix: Okay, your second task is swimming. Everyone will swim laps around the field.
Thief: That doesn't seem that hard…
Beatrix: 500 laps!
TSF: WHAT?!
Aeris: I can't swim!
Ukira: It's too cold!
Thief: 500?!
Beatrix: GO!
(Beatrix blows her whistle and they start swimming)
Aeris: (Glub, glub)
Ukira: Shouldn't someone help her?
TSF: Meh…
(Meanwhile with Bunk B)
Sora: Oh great. The lights went out…
Yugi: No problem, I'll just open the door.
(Yugi walks into the wall)
Yugi: Ouch! Assuming I can find the door…
Bakura: Ah!
Yugi/Sora: What?!
Bakura: SPIDER!
Sora: (Sweatdrop)
(Meanwhile with Thief…)
(Thief, Ukira, TSF, and Aeris are sopping wet)
Beatrix: Next 500 laps around the lake!
Thief: Please make it stop!
Ukira: I think I'm going to feint!
Aeris: I need to lie down!
TSF: I'm thirsty.
(Meanwhile in Bunk B)
Sora: I think I found the door!
Yugi: Open it!
Bakura: Ow! That's my foot!
Sora: Oops…
Yugi: How are we going to find the door?
Kaiba: Yes! Die Yugi!
Yugi: …
Bakura: …
Sora: …
(Meanwhile with Bunk A)
Beatrix: All right that's all for our morning activities. Dismissed!
(Beatrix leaves)
Ukira: What time is it?
TSF: 7:00am
Ukira: SEVEN?!
Thief: Great…
Aeris: I'm going back to bed…
TSF: I'm going to the mess hall.
Ukira: I think I'll go too.
Thief: I'll see you guys later!
(Thief walks into Bunk A and grabs her earrings)
Thief: Just in case.
Thief-Chan: Now review! Or else!
