Thief-Chan: *Falls asleep on her keyboard*

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Intermission Three:

(Thief, Ukira, and TSF appear on the screen)

Thief: Hello, I'm Thief, and I'm not schizophrenic.

TSF: I'm The Shoe Fairy, and I'm not in denial.

Ukira: I'm Ukira, and I don't know them.

Macavity: For a black mage, a fairy, and an Esper you three sure are weak.

Thief: I beg your pardon?

Macavity: You couldn't even run 500 laps around a field.

Thief: Look! Whose story is this?!

Macavity: And shouldn't faeries be able to fly?

TSF: Watch it cat!

Macavity: Okay…

Ukira: …

TSF: Poor Yugi, he walked into the wall…

Ukira: (Sigh) I can't win can I?

Macavity: Must you repeat that?

Ukira: Yes.

Thief: Well, I'm just glad there aren't any spiders here!

Bakura: You're worse than a spider!

Thief: Am not silly! (Glomps)

Bakura: Untie me!

Thief: No!

Yugi: Can I go now?

End of Intermission

(TSF grabbed a tray of what at least smelt like food and sat down next to Ukira)

Ukira: How long have you known Thief?

TSF: I don't remember…it was a long time ago.

(TSF takes a bite of her food, but spits it out)

TSF: This stuff tastes horrible!

Ukira: Is it even food?

TSF: Eep! It moved!

(The two trays of food jump off the table and walk away)

Ukira: That was…

TSF: Odd…

(Meanwhile in Bunk B)

Bakura: Well, it's a good thing the sun is up.



Sora: I'm out of here.

(Sora gets up and heads for the door. The door opens and Vegeta walks in)

Vegeta: Where do you think you're going?!

Sora: T…to the mess hall.

Vegeta: Not on my watch! (Blows a whistle) Everyone outside!

(Vegeta leaves and watches the door)

Yugi: Great…

Bakura: Just what we need…

Kaiba: …

Sora: Uh…who's going to wake up Kaiba?

Yugi: Just let Vegeta handle it.

(Meanwhile with Thief)

(Thief walks beside a small river)

Thief: What am I doing here? (Sigh)

(Thief stares at the river with her eyes closed)

Yami Thief: What are you doing here?

Thief: That's what I'd like to know…

Yami Thief: Well, I'm not staying here. Make sure no one but you touches your earrings.

Thief: Okay.

Yami Thief: See ya. (Leaves as Thief opens her eyes)

(Thief sits down by the river in silence)

Thief: I guess I can practice magic here.

(Thief starts to glow light purple as she turns into her Esper form)

(Meanwhile with Bunk B)

Vegeta: Where is Kaiba?

Bakura: Kaiba is still asleep.

(Vegeta walks in Bunk B)

Kaiba: …

Vegeta: What a wimp! Sleeping like a little baby. WAKE UP!

(Kaiba is startled and falls off his bed)

Vegeta: Get dressed you brat.

(Vegeta leaves)

Kaiba: What was that all about?

(Meanwhile with TSF)

TSF: I'm never eating here again…

Ukira: How will you survive then?

TSF: Maybe Thief can think of something…

Ukira: Where is she?

TSF: I don't know.

Ukira: Well, let's go find her.

TSF: Kay.

(Meanwhile with Thief)

(Thief starts glowing brighter)

???: How do you do that?

(Thief turns back to normal and stands up alarmed)

Thief: Who's there?

???: Why do you want to know?

Thief: Your voice sounds familiar.

???: Well yours isn't familiar to me.

(Thief turns around and sees someone sitting in a tree)

Thief: So?

???: My name is Trunks.

Thief: Mine is Thief.

Trunks: So you're the one Joey was talking about.

Thief: Wheeler?

Trunks: Yup.

Thief: What are you doing up there anyway?

Trunks: Well, I was training out here when I decided to climb this tree.

Thief: Okay…

Trunks: What are you doing here?

Thief: I was…uh…

(Trunks jumps down from the tree)

Trunks: Are you a Saiyan?

Thief: Uh…

Trunks: Don't worry, I am too.

Thief: That's not what I-

Trunks: It's okay, I won't tell anyone.

Thief: (Sweatdrop) Uh…yeah!

(Meanwhile with Bunk B)

Vegeta: Now that we're all here, drop and give me 50!

Sora: 50 doesn't sound too bad.

Vegeta: Thousand! NOW!

Bakura: What did I do to deserve this?

Kaiba: I refuse to do any push-ups.

Vegeta: Oh really? Then I suppose you'd rather I go get your brother and have him do them for you?

(Kaiba grumbles as he gets on the ground and starts doing push-ups)

Yugi: Almost there…One!

Sora: So tired….

(Meanwhile with TSF)

TSF: Hmm…if I was Thief, where would I be?

Ukira: If I know her as well as I think I do-

TSF: Which you don't.

Ukira: (Ignores TSF) Then she's wherever Bakura is.

TSF: Well that actually makes sense.

Ukira: Find Bakura, and we find Thief.

TSF: Okay, well where is Bakura?

Ukira: Hmm…

(Meanwhile with Thief)

Thief: I got to go…

Trunks: Er…okay.

(Thief walks away)

Thief: Well that was odd. Now what the heck is a Saiyan?

(Thief walks near a cabin)

Thief: I wonder what's in here…

(Thief enters the cabin)

Thief: Hello? Sheesh this narrator is so annoying…

(Thief walks up to a door)

Thief: I wonder what's in here.

(Thief tries to open the door, but it's locked)

Thief: Darn. Oh wait…

(Thief uses one of her earrings to open the door)

Thief: Hello?

???: Yes?

Thief: Er…

(Meanwhile with Bunk B)

Vegeta: Faster you weaklings!

Yugi: I'm going as fast as I can! Three…

Bakura: I wasn't built to do push-ups…

Sora: If my feet weren't so big I'd be done by now.

Kaiba: 20,000. 20,001. 20,002…

Vegeta: 50,000 is for weaklings! I would have finished long ago.

(Meanwhile with TSF)

TSF: Okay, if you were Bakura where would you go?

Ukira: I'd be hiding from Thief.

TSF: Where?

Ukira: In my bunk, Thief can't go there.

TSF: So let's head to Bunk B!

(Ukira and TSF walk over to Bunk B)

(Meanwhile with Thief)

Thief: Who's there?

???: Who're you?

Thief: I'm Thief. Now tell me who you are.

???: My name is Chrysa.

Thief: What a dorky name

(Thief turns on a light and stares at Chrysa. Chrysa has green-blue hair and blue eyes)

Chrysa: Don't mock my name.

Thief: I beg your pardon?

Chrysa: I can tell you think my name is stupid.

Thief: (Sweatdrop) Uh…that's not true.

Chrysa: Sure!

Thief-Chan: Sorry to leave you hanging there. Please review!