Thief-Chan: Nothing to really say this time.
Disclaimer: ((Insert disclamer and lame joke))
Intermission Three:
(Thief, Ukira, TSF, and Chrysa appear on the screen)
Thief: Hello. I'm Thief, the Esper/Sumoner.
TSF: I'm The Shoe Fairy, the fairy.
Ukira: I'm Ukira, the Black Mage.
Chrysa: I'm Chrysa, the-
Thief: The annoying brat.
TSF: The cry baby.
Ukira: The giggle box.
Chrysa: Take that back!
Thief: No!
Chrysa: (Clears throat) I'm Chrysa, the healer.
TSF: (Cough)
Chrysa: What was that for?
TSF: Healer my backpack!
(Thief bursts out laughing)
Ukira: It's not even funny Thief.
Thief: Maybe not to you.
Macavity: Okay, pay attention here!
Thief: Sorry. Are there any questions Macavity?
Macavity: Okay, what was the food the cafeteria served?
Ukira: I wouldn't consider it food…
TSF: I think it was supposed to bacon.
Chrysa: BACON?!
Macavity: Okay, how come Vegeta wasn't turned into a Chibi?
Chrysa: Or Beatrix…
Thief: Well, they wouldn't make very good Chibi's, so I thought that they would make the perfect….what's the word?
TSF: Shoes?
Thief: Uh…yeah I'll go with shoes.
Macavity: (Sweatdrop) Okay, well, what is up with Kaiba?
Thief: (Starts laughing)
Ukira: (Sweatdrop) It's not funny…
TSF: I guess tough ol' Kaiba likes to sleep in.
Chrysa: I don't get it.
Thief/TSF: (Face fault)
Macavity: Okay, how come Trunks thinks you're a Saiyan?
Thief: I guess seeing me glow made him think I was a Saiyan.
TSF: A Saiyan doesn't glow purple.
Thief: Well, how was he supposed to know?!
TSF: Whatever…
Macavity: Okay. Hmm…what about the whole, 'Find Bakura, we'll find Thief,' thing.
Thief: (Eyes narrow) Yes, please explain that Ukira.
TSF: (Grins)
Ukira: Look, it was the author not me!
Thief: (Pouts) Sure!
Chrysa: (Blinks)
Macavity: What about the guys having to do so many push-ups?
TSF: We thought it wasn't fair that we had to get up earlier than them, so we gave them more to do.
Thief: Poor Bakura, I hope he's okay.
Bakura: I'll be okay if you untie me.
Thief: No, that's not how I do things.
Ukira: (Rolls eyes)
Chrysa: Why are you guys so obsessed with Anime?
(Silence)
Macavity: You shouldn't have said that…
Bakura: Oh dear…
Chrysa: What?
Thief: Get her!
(Five minutes later)
TSF: Does that answer your question?
Chrysa: (Nods frightened)
Thief: Now pick an Anime before I pull out AMOD again!
Chrysa: Not Yu-gi-oh, Yugi and Bakura are gone…
TSF/Thief: Got that right…
Chrysa: Not Final Fantasy…
Ukira: …
Chrysa: Trunks is obviously Ukira's…
Ukira: WHAT?!
Chrysa: Oh wait, you haven't read the whole story have you?
Ukira: Grr…THIEF!
Thief: Hey, don't look at me!
Chrysa: Gohan is Videl's…I got it!
Thief: Huh?
Chrysa: It will be-
(To be continued…actually not really, but you can think it will be)
Thief: What are you doing here?
Chrysa: Practising magic.
Thief: Magic?
Chrysa: Oops…
Thief: It's okay, I use magic too.
Chrysa: Oh. (sighs) Good!
Thief: Which Bunk are you in?
Chrysa: I don't have a bunk, I sleep in here.
Thief: Oh…kay…
(Meanwhile with Bunk B)
((Please note that the current time is 3:00))
Vegeta: (Blasts the ground) Hurry up you weaklings!
Bakura: (Almost there…)
Yugi: (Fifty-eight…)
Sora: (I can't take it anymore!)
Kaiba: 50,000. Done.
(Kaiba gets off the ground)
((A/N: Don't ask how it is possible))
Kaiba: Can I go now?
Vegeta: I suppose. But only because I don't want to stare at your pathetic face anymore.
(Kaiba leaves muttering)
Vegeta: What number are you on?!
Bakura: 40,000 Sir Vegeta.
((A/N: Or that...))
Yugi: 59…
Sora: I lost count…
(Meanwhile with TSF)
(TSF is on the floor laughing)
TSF: Look at them! They're so weak!
Ukira: Kaiba finished already.
TSF: Who cares? Kaiba is stupid.
Ukira: TAKE THAT BACK!
TSF: Sheesh…
Ukira: Everyone knows Kaiba is the coolest.
TSF: No he's not, Yami is!
Ukira: What planet do you live on? Kaiba has everything from his Blue Eyes, to a mansion, to a really cool jacket!
TSF: Oh yeah? Well Yami was a Pharaoh!
(Meanwhile with Thief)
Thief: I wonder where Yami is…
(Thief walks up to Bunk Z)
Thief: Bunk Z?
(Thief enters the Bunk to see all the Yamis playing cards)
Yami Yugi: I see your dime and raise you a nickel.
Yami Bakura: I see your nickel and raise you a dollar.
Yami Malik: I see your dollar and raise you a twenty.
Yami Thief: (Sweatdrop) I fold.
Yami Yugi: Uh…I fold too.
Yami Bakura: I fold as well.
Yami Thief: Out of curiosity, what did you have?
Yami Malik: Nothing! I just thought you'd back down like the cowards you are!
(Yami Bakura stands up and throws his cards on the floor. Yami Yugi stands up and holds him back from charging at Malik)
Yami Bakura: All right that's it! I banish you to the Shadow Realm!
(Yami Thief falls of his chair laughing)
Yami Malik: (Sweatdrop)
Thief: What are you guys doing?!
Everyone but Thief: (Sweatdrop) Uh…
(Meanwhile with Bunk B)
Vegeta: Faster! I don't have all day you know!
Bakura: We're going as fast as we can…
Yugi: (69…)
Sora: Speak for yourself! I had to start all over!
(Meanwhile with TSF)
TSF: Okay, now this is just getting sad. Can't you cast a spell on them or something?
Ukira: Hey, you're the 'fairy of hope'
TSF: Oh yeah.
(TSF turns invisible and walks behind Vegeta)
Bakura: I'm so very tired…
Yugi: I can't do anymore…
Sora: DARN! I lost count again.
TSF: (Keeps herself from giggling as she pulls Vegeta's watch out of his pocket)
Vegeta: Faster you weaklings!
Yugi: We're going! (73)
Bakura: I can't go on…
Sora: Darn these big shoes!
TSF: (Casts a spell on the watch to change the time to eight)
Vegeta: Hurry up! It's past curfew!
Bakura: 50,000. I'm done sir.
Vegeta: Then get back to your bunk. NOW!
(Bakura leaves)
TSF: (I guess Yugi and Sora still need more help)
(Casts a movement spell on Yugi and Sora to make them go faster)
Yugi: 10,000. 10,001. 10,002. 10,003. 10,004…
Sora: 20,000. 20,001. 20,002. 20,003. 20,004…
(A half-hour later)
Sora: Done!
(Sora leaves)
TSF: (Hurry up Yugi…)
Yugi: Done!
Vegeta: Now get out of my sight!
(Yugi leaves and TSF heads back to her bunk)
(Meanwhile with Bunk Z)
Thief: Hey Yami.
Yami Thief: Yes?
Thief: What else can my earrings do?
Yami Thief: Why don't you try using them as a Sumoner? I think you'll find it quite interesting.
Thief: Eh, what time is it?
Yami Thief: It's 9:00pm. Why?
Thief: DARVIT, IT'S PAST CURFEW!
(Thief rushes out of the bunk)
(Meanwhile at Bunk A)
Ukira: Where do you think Thief is?
TSF: I don't know, but if she doesn't hurry back, she's going to get in trouble.
Ukira: Well, it was your fault for casting that time spell.
TSF: So?
Ukira: …
Aeris: Shh! I'm trying to sleep!
TSF: (Just wait until you're older. You'll be doing a lot more sleep than you think…)
(The door bursts open and Thief runs to her bed)
TSF: What took you so long?
Ukira: Yeah, where were you?
Thief: Playing poker.
Ukira/TSF: (Sweatdrop)
Thief: What?
(Beatrix enters)
Beatrix: THIEF! IT'S PAST CURFEW!
Thief: I know, I'm going to sleep…
Beatrix: You just got here! I know just what to do with you…
Thief: What?
Beatrix: You'll see.
(Beatrix leaves and Bunk A goes to sleep)
(Meanwhile in Bunk B)
Sora: Ow. I don't think I can sleep after 50,000 push-ups.
Yugi: I'm just glad I finished.
Bakura: My arms are sore.
Kaiba: …
Sora: How come he can sleep all peacefully?
Yugi: We'd better go to sleep.
(Yugi turns his flashlight off. Everyone but Bakura falls asleep)
Bakura: (Darn, I can't get to sleep. Maybe if I take a small walk…)
(Bakura heads outside and walks over to the swimming pool)
Bakura: I wonder…
Chrysa: Wonder what?
Bakura: Gah! (Turns around)
Chrysa: Hi! (waves)
Bakura: What are you doing here?
Chrysa: I decided to go for a walk. What's your excuse?
Bakura: I couldn't sleep.
Chrysa: Do you know that girl Thief?
Bakura: Yes, why?
Chrysa: Does she have earrings?
Bakura: Yes…
Chrysa: Are they black with a white center?
Bakura: Yes…
Chrysa: Yay! I found the right person then!
Bakura: (Sweatdrop)
Chrysa: You may now go back to whatever you were doing. Bye!
(Chrysa touches a bracelet on her wrist and disappears. Bakura gets startled and falls into back into the pool)
Bakura: Ah! (Waves his arms around)
(Meanwhile…)
Macavity: Look, I already told you everything I know.
Mr. Moto: All you've told me is 'meow'.
Macavity: Well that's all I know. You're the one who is talking to a cat.
Thief-Chan: Thankysai! Please review.
Disclaimer: ((Insert disclamer and lame joke))
Intermission Three:
(Thief, Ukira, TSF, and Chrysa appear on the screen)
Thief: Hello. I'm Thief, the Esper/Sumoner.
TSF: I'm The Shoe Fairy, the fairy.
Ukira: I'm Ukira, the Black Mage.
Chrysa: I'm Chrysa, the-
Thief: The annoying brat.
TSF: The cry baby.
Ukira: The giggle box.
Chrysa: Take that back!
Thief: No!
Chrysa: (Clears throat) I'm Chrysa, the healer.
TSF: (Cough)
Chrysa: What was that for?
TSF: Healer my backpack!
(Thief bursts out laughing)
Ukira: It's not even funny Thief.
Thief: Maybe not to you.
Macavity: Okay, pay attention here!
Thief: Sorry. Are there any questions Macavity?
Macavity: Okay, what was the food the cafeteria served?
Ukira: I wouldn't consider it food…
TSF: I think it was supposed to bacon.
Chrysa: BACON?!
Macavity: Okay, how come Vegeta wasn't turned into a Chibi?
Chrysa: Or Beatrix…
Thief: Well, they wouldn't make very good Chibi's, so I thought that they would make the perfect….what's the word?
TSF: Shoes?
Thief: Uh…yeah I'll go with shoes.
Macavity: (Sweatdrop) Okay, well, what is up with Kaiba?
Thief: (Starts laughing)
Ukira: (Sweatdrop) It's not funny…
TSF: I guess tough ol' Kaiba likes to sleep in.
Chrysa: I don't get it.
Thief/TSF: (Face fault)
Macavity: Okay, how come Trunks thinks you're a Saiyan?
Thief: I guess seeing me glow made him think I was a Saiyan.
TSF: A Saiyan doesn't glow purple.
Thief: Well, how was he supposed to know?!
TSF: Whatever…
Macavity: Okay. Hmm…what about the whole, 'Find Bakura, we'll find Thief,' thing.
Thief: (Eyes narrow) Yes, please explain that Ukira.
TSF: (Grins)
Ukira: Look, it was the author not me!
Thief: (Pouts) Sure!
Chrysa: (Blinks)
Macavity: What about the guys having to do so many push-ups?
TSF: We thought it wasn't fair that we had to get up earlier than them, so we gave them more to do.
Thief: Poor Bakura, I hope he's okay.
Bakura: I'll be okay if you untie me.
Thief: No, that's not how I do things.
Ukira: (Rolls eyes)
Chrysa: Why are you guys so obsessed with Anime?
(Silence)
Macavity: You shouldn't have said that…
Bakura: Oh dear…
Chrysa: What?
Thief: Get her!
(Five minutes later)
TSF: Does that answer your question?
Chrysa: (Nods frightened)
Thief: Now pick an Anime before I pull out AMOD again!
Chrysa: Not Yu-gi-oh, Yugi and Bakura are gone…
TSF/Thief: Got that right…
Chrysa: Not Final Fantasy…
Ukira: …
Chrysa: Trunks is obviously Ukira's…
Ukira: WHAT?!
Chrysa: Oh wait, you haven't read the whole story have you?
Ukira: Grr…THIEF!
Thief: Hey, don't look at me!
Chrysa: Gohan is Videl's…I got it!
Thief: Huh?
Chrysa: It will be-
(To be continued…actually not really, but you can think it will be)
Thief: What are you doing here?
Chrysa: Practising magic.
Thief: Magic?
Chrysa: Oops…
Thief: It's okay, I use magic too.
Chrysa: Oh. (sighs) Good!
Thief: Which Bunk are you in?
Chrysa: I don't have a bunk, I sleep in here.
Thief: Oh…kay…
(Meanwhile with Bunk B)
((Please note that the current time is 3:00))
Vegeta: (Blasts the ground) Hurry up you weaklings!
Bakura: (Almost there…)
Yugi: (Fifty-eight…)
Sora: (I can't take it anymore!)
Kaiba: 50,000. Done.
(Kaiba gets off the ground)
((A/N: Don't ask how it is possible))
Kaiba: Can I go now?
Vegeta: I suppose. But only because I don't want to stare at your pathetic face anymore.
(Kaiba leaves muttering)
Vegeta: What number are you on?!
Bakura: 40,000 Sir Vegeta.
((A/N: Or that...))
Yugi: 59…
Sora: I lost count…
(Meanwhile with TSF)
(TSF is on the floor laughing)
TSF: Look at them! They're so weak!
Ukira: Kaiba finished already.
TSF: Who cares? Kaiba is stupid.
Ukira: TAKE THAT BACK!
TSF: Sheesh…
Ukira: Everyone knows Kaiba is the coolest.
TSF: No he's not, Yami is!
Ukira: What planet do you live on? Kaiba has everything from his Blue Eyes, to a mansion, to a really cool jacket!
TSF: Oh yeah? Well Yami was a Pharaoh!
(Meanwhile with Thief)
Thief: I wonder where Yami is…
(Thief walks up to Bunk Z)
Thief: Bunk Z?
(Thief enters the Bunk to see all the Yamis playing cards)
Yami Yugi: I see your dime and raise you a nickel.
Yami Bakura: I see your nickel and raise you a dollar.
Yami Malik: I see your dollar and raise you a twenty.
Yami Thief: (Sweatdrop) I fold.
Yami Yugi: Uh…I fold too.
Yami Bakura: I fold as well.
Yami Thief: Out of curiosity, what did you have?
Yami Malik: Nothing! I just thought you'd back down like the cowards you are!
(Yami Bakura stands up and throws his cards on the floor. Yami Yugi stands up and holds him back from charging at Malik)
Yami Bakura: All right that's it! I banish you to the Shadow Realm!
(Yami Thief falls of his chair laughing)
Yami Malik: (Sweatdrop)
Thief: What are you guys doing?!
Everyone but Thief: (Sweatdrop) Uh…
(Meanwhile with Bunk B)
Vegeta: Faster! I don't have all day you know!
Bakura: We're going as fast as we can…
Yugi: (69…)
Sora: Speak for yourself! I had to start all over!
(Meanwhile with TSF)
TSF: Okay, now this is just getting sad. Can't you cast a spell on them or something?
Ukira: Hey, you're the 'fairy of hope'
TSF: Oh yeah.
(TSF turns invisible and walks behind Vegeta)
Bakura: I'm so very tired…
Yugi: I can't do anymore…
Sora: DARN! I lost count again.
TSF: (Keeps herself from giggling as she pulls Vegeta's watch out of his pocket)
Vegeta: Faster you weaklings!
Yugi: We're going! (73)
Bakura: I can't go on…
Sora: Darn these big shoes!
TSF: (Casts a spell on the watch to change the time to eight)
Vegeta: Hurry up! It's past curfew!
Bakura: 50,000. I'm done sir.
Vegeta: Then get back to your bunk. NOW!
(Bakura leaves)
TSF: (I guess Yugi and Sora still need more help)
(Casts a movement spell on Yugi and Sora to make them go faster)
Yugi: 10,000. 10,001. 10,002. 10,003. 10,004…
Sora: 20,000. 20,001. 20,002. 20,003. 20,004…
(A half-hour later)
Sora: Done!
(Sora leaves)
TSF: (Hurry up Yugi…)
Yugi: Done!
Vegeta: Now get out of my sight!
(Yugi leaves and TSF heads back to her bunk)
(Meanwhile with Bunk Z)
Thief: Hey Yami.
Yami Thief: Yes?
Thief: What else can my earrings do?
Yami Thief: Why don't you try using them as a Sumoner? I think you'll find it quite interesting.
Thief: Eh, what time is it?
Yami Thief: It's 9:00pm. Why?
Thief: DARVIT, IT'S PAST CURFEW!
(Thief rushes out of the bunk)
(Meanwhile at Bunk A)
Ukira: Where do you think Thief is?
TSF: I don't know, but if she doesn't hurry back, she's going to get in trouble.
Ukira: Well, it was your fault for casting that time spell.
TSF: So?
Ukira: …
Aeris: Shh! I'm trying to sleep!
TSF: (Just wait until you're older. You'll be doing a lot more sleep than you think…)
(The door bursts open and Thief runs to her bed)
TSF: What took you so long?
Ukira: Yeah, where were you?
Thief: Playing poker.
Ukira/TSF: (Sweatdrop)
Thief: What?
(Beatrix enters)
Beatrix: THIEF! IT'S PAST CURFEW!
Thief: I know, I'm going to sleep…
Beatrix: You just got here! I know just what to do with you…
Thief: What?
Beatrix: You'll see.
(Beatrix leaves and Bunk A goes to sleep)
(Meanwhile in Bunk B)
Sora: Ow. I don't think I can sleep after 50,000 push-ups.
Yugi: I'm just glad I finished.
Bakura: My arms are sore.
Kaiba: …
Sora: How come he can sleep all peacefully?
Yugi: We'd better go to sleep.
(Yugi turns his flashlight off. Everyone but Bakura falls asleep)
Bakura: (Darn, I can't get to sleep. Maybe if I take a small walk…)
(Bakura heads outside and walks over to the swimming pool)
Bakura: I wonder…
Chrysa: Wonder what?
Bakura: Gah! (Turns around)
Chrysa: Hi! (waves)
Bakura: What are you doing here?
Chrysa: I decided to go for a walk. What's your excuse?
Bakura: I couldn't sleep.
Chrysa: Do you know that girl Thief?
Bakura: Yes, why?
Chrysa: Does she have earrings?
Bakura: Yes…
Chrysa: Are they black with a white center?
Bakura: Yes…
Chrysa: Yay! I found the right person then!
Bakura: (Sweatdrop)
Chrysa: You may now go back to whatever you were doing. Bye!
(Chrysa touches a bracelet on her wrist and disappears. Bakura gets startled and falls into back into the pool)
Bakura: Ah! (Waves his arms around)
(Meanwhile…)
Macavity: Look, I already told you everything I know.
Mr. Moto: All you've told me is 'meow'.
Macavity: Well that's all I know. You're the one who is talking to a cat.
Thief-Chan: Thankysai! Please review.
