Thief-Chan: lol This should prove interesting...
Disclaimer: I don't own...I capture!
Thief: Hey! What happened to the mess hall?
(The members of Bunk B walk out of, what's left of, the mess hall)
Yugi: (Coughing) Uh, hello guys.
Ukira: (Sweatdrop) Dare I ask what happened?
Kaiba: These losers can't even make toast.
TSF: TOAST?!
Sora: Yugi made the toast, I made the eggs.
Bakura: Well my food was cooking just fine, until you blew up the stove.
Sora: (Sweatdrop) That was an accident.
Kaiba: I'm going back to the bunk.
(Kaiba leaves)
TSF: I'm hungry.
Ukira: Why are we standing by the mess hall still?
(Ukira and TSF leave)
Yugi: I think I'll go too.
Sora: Yeah.
Vegeta: Not so fast! Both of you will serve after dark as well.
Yugi: Eh?
Sora: Come again?
Vegeta: You'll see.
(Sora and Yugi leave)
Thief: BAKURA! (Thief glomps Bakura)
Bakura: (Sweatdrop) I got to go…
(Bakura leaves)
Thief: Well now what should I do?
(Thief pulls her cards out of her pocket)
Thief: Maybe I should duel someone…
(Thief walks back to her bunk)
Thief: Well, who here plays Duel Monsters?
Kaiba: If you're looking for a duel, I'll give you one.
(Thief turns around)
Kaiba: But it ought to be a challenge for a chump like you.
Thief: (Sweatdrop) WHAT WAS THAT?!
(Fan girls glomp Kaiba)
Fan Girl: KAIBA!
Fan Girl2: KAIBA CAN WIN!
Fan Girl3: WHEE!
(Kaiba pushes all the fan girls away)
Kaiba: Get off me you freaks.
Yugi: Hey guys! Kaiba is going to duel Thief!
Sora: This I got to see!
Bakura: Oh no!
(Bakura hides while Yugi and Sora run outside)
TSF: Ukira! Kaiba and Thief are going to duel!
(Ukira and TSF walk outside)
Thief: I didn't agree to this…
TSF: Too bad! It's Kaiba!
(Thief: 8000 Kaiba: 8000)
(Kaiba draws his card)
Kaiba: I suppose it's a great honor to duel someone of my great caliber.
Thief: (Sweatdrop)
Fan Girl: (Has hearts in her eyes) KAIBA!
Kaiba: …For my first brilliant move I lay one card face down and I summon the Blue Eyes White Dragon.
Yugi: (Eyes grow huge) How'd he play that on his first move?
Kaiba: Your move, fool.
Thief: …I play this card face down in defense mode. And this card face down.
(Thief: 8000 Kaiba: 8000)
Kaiba: I play Judge Man in attack mode! Along with Malevolent Nuzzler, which increases his attack power by 700.
(Judge Man: 2900)
Kaiba: Now attack that face down card!
(Labyrinth Wall turns face up)
(Thief: 8000 Kaiba: 7900)
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Thief: Sorry we're experiencing technical difficulties. We'll return to our duel as soon as Kaiba stops choking his fan girls.
(Screen returns)
Kaiba: (Mutters)
(Thief draws)
Thief: I play one card face down and end my turn.
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I place one card face down in defense mode. I also play this card face down. I also activate my magic card, Fissure!
(Labyrinth wall is destroyed)
Kaiba: Now my precious Blue Eyes, attack her life points directly!
(Thief:5000 Kaiba: 7900)
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Bakura: Sorry we're experiencing technical difficulties. GREAT SCOTT THIEF, PUT DOWN THAT HAMMER!
(The screen returns)
(Thief draws)
Thief: (Mumbles) I play fissure! And I also place this card face down.
Kaiba: NO! My Blue Eyes!
(Blue Eyes is destroyed)
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Thief: You know the drill…
(Screen returns)
Kaiba: I place this monster in defense mode. And I play horn of light as well. Are you not over shadowed by my brilliant moves! (Glares) You're next Yugi!
Yugi: Meep!
Thief: I play Monster Reborn! To reborn your Blue Eyes White Dragon!
Kaiba: NOT MY BLUE EYES!
Thief: I think I'll wait before attacking though…
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Thief: Stupid piece of junk! (kicks the machine)
(Screen returns)
Kaiba: Jerk…
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: Your move…
(Thief draws)
Thief: I play Red Medicine!
(Thief: 5500 Kaiba: 7900)
Thief: Blue eyes attack one of his defense monsters!
(The monster dies and Kaiba summons one monster on the field, don't ask)
Thief: Your turn…
Kaiba: I play my Blue Eyes White Dragon in attack mode!
Blue Eyes: Roar!
Kaiba: I also play block attack! Shifting your stupid Blue Eyes in defense mode. Blue Eyes attack her Blue eyes!
Blue Eyes: Roar!
Other Blue Eyes: EEK!
(Thief's Blue eyes dies)
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Bakura: Glad I'm not watching right now…
(Screen returns)
(Thief draws)
Thief: I play this card face down! I also play Yang in attack mode!
Yang: Squeak!
Kaiba: I play one card face down. And I attack you defense monster!
(Elven Mage dies)
Thief: (Sweatdrop) Whatever…I play the Black Sumoner Sphinx in attack mode! I also turn over my magic card, Heaven's Scroll, which boosts its attack points by 500!
(Black Sumoner Sphinx Attack: 3100)
Thief: Attack the Blue Eyes!
Kaiba: I turn over Trap Hole!
(Black Sumoner Sphinx dies)
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Bakura: Uh oh…I don't like where this is going…
(Screen returns)
Kaiba: I place this card face down.
(Thief draws)
Thief: I place this card face down and end my turn.
Kaiba: I place one card in defense mode and end my turn.
(Thief draws)
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: WHY ISN'T IT THE CARD I WANT?! I flip this card over, sending Yang back to your hand.
Thief: …
Kaiba: What?
(Thief draws)
Thief: I place one card face down in defense mode.
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: (Mutters) I attack your defense monster!
(Silver Phoenix is destroyed)
Kaiba: Your Phoenix won't be coming back to life in this match!
(Mokuba comes)
Mokuba: SETO! (Glomps)
Kaiba: …
Thief: …
Mokuba: Never mind…
(Mokuba sits down and Thief draws)
Thief: Er…I turn this card in defense mode. And this card in attack mode.
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: …
(Thief draws)
Thief: (Good, he's shut up for once…)
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I play Okazi!
(Thief: 4700 Kaiba: 7900)
Kaiba: You're so lame you idiot! No wonder Bakura won't go out with you!
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
TSF: …
(Screen returns)
(Thief draws)
Thief: …
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: (Heart of the cards…)
(Ukira snickers)
Kaiba: I play this card in defense mode.
(Thief draws)
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I play Giant Trunane, which sends all magic cards back to our hands.
Thief: Fine with me…
(Thief draws)
Thief: I play this card face down.
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I place these two cards face down.
(Thief draws)
Thief: I place White Sumoner Sphinx in attack mode!
(Bakura peeks out the Bunk window)
Bakura: I hope she doesn't kill me…or worse not kill me!
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I play red medicine! Adding 500 life points to me, Kaiba!
(Thief: 4700 Kaiba: 8400)
Kaiba: I also flip over Big Eye!
(Kaiba organizes his deck)
(Thief draws)
Thief: I place this card face down and end my turn.
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I play Monster Reborn! To reborn my Blue Eyes!
Blue Eyes: Roar!
(Thief draws)
Thief: I place one card face down.
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I flip over my Big Eye…again.
(Kaiba organizes his deck)
Kaiba: And now my precious Blue Eyes, attack her defense monster!
Thief: I activate Caged Wing!
(Both Kaiba's Blue Eyes get trapped in a cage)
Thief: Caged Wing traps all dragons on the field.
Kaiba: Hmmph…You think your bird cage can trap my precious dragons!
(Thief draws)
Thief: I flip over the magic card Summoner's Staff! Which summons all trapped monsters on the field back into my hand.
(Thief 'snatches Kaiba's Blue Eyes)
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Bakura: …Should I be cheering for Thief, or grieving?
(Screen returns)
Kaiba: (Growls)
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I play this card face down…that's all I do. I HATE YOU! CURSE YOU THIEF!
Mokuba: …
Thief: …uh, right.
(Thief draws)
Thief: I play this card face down. And I play one of my Blue Eyes on the field.
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I place one card face down…
(Thief draws)
Thief: Blue Eyes attack his Big Eye!
(Big Eye is destroyed)
Kaiba: (Growls again)
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I play Dark Hole!
(All monsters die)
Kaiba: I also use Monster Reborn!
(Blue Eyes is reborn)
(Thief draws)
Thief: I play the Blue Eyes in attack mode!
Blue Eyes: Roar…
Thief: …
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I place this card face down along with one defense monster.
(Thief draws)
Thief: I play the Dark Magician in attack mode!
Dark Magician: Um…roar?
Thief: I also play this card face down.
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I play Fissure!
(Dark Magician dies)
(Thief draws)
Thief: I play this card face down…
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I play De-spell!
(Tears of Destiny is destroyed)
Kaiba: I also play this card face down…And I play my Blue Eyes in attack mode! And with Reinforcements add 500 to his attack! ATTACK HER BLUE EYES!
(Thief flips over Angel's Tears)
Thief: I activate Angel's Tears! Which destroy your Blue Eyes!
Blue Eyes: (dies)
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Mokuba: Okay…
(Screen returns)
(Thief draws)
Thief: I play my Blue Eyes White Dragon in attack mode! Blue Eyes attack…one of his defense monsters.
(It dies)
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I place this card face down. And I activate Just Desserts!
(Thief: 3700 Kaiba: 8400)
(Thief draws)
Thief: Blue Eyes attack his other monster!
(It dies and Kaiba withdraws his Blue Eyes)
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I place this in defense mode…
(Thief draws)
Thief: That's all I'll do…
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I place this face down…
(Thief draws)
Thief: I play Ancient Wisdom, which destroys one of your trap cards!
(It explodes)
Kaiba: AH MY FRICKEN CARD! YOU IDIOT!
Thief: (Sweatdrop)
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I play this card face down…
(Thief draws)
Thief: I play this card in defense mode…
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I play Blue Eyes in attack mode!
(Kaiba switches all his cards in attack mode)
Kaiba: Blue Eyes attack her Blue Eyes!
(They both die)
Kaiba: Blue Eyes attack her other monster!
(Kuribo dies)
Kaiba: Attack her life points!
(Thief: 300 Kaiba: 8400)
Thief: (Smirks) Heehee…
Kaiba: What's so funny?
(Thief plays Exodia on the field)
Kaiba: NO! IMPOSSIBLE! NO ONE HAS BEEN ABLE TO SUMMON HIM!
Yugi: (Sweatdrop)
Thief: Exodia, OBLITERATE!
(Poof!)
Kaiba: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own...I capture!
Thief: Hey! What happened to the mess hall?
(The members of Bunk B walk out of, what's left of, the mess hall)
Yugi: (Coughing) Uh, hello guys.
Ukira: (Sweatdrop) Dare I ask what happened?
Kaiba: These losers can't even make toast.
TSF: TOAST?!
Sora: Yugi made the toast, I made the eggs.
Bakura: Well my food was cooking just fine, until you blew up the stove.
Sora: (Sweatdrop) That was an accident.
Kaiba: I'm going back to the bunk.
(Kaiba leaves)
TSF: I'm hungry.
Ukira: Why are we standing by the mess hall still?
(Ukira and TSF leave)
Yugi: I think I'll go too.
Sora: Yeah.
Vegeta: Not so fast! Both of you will serve after dark as well.
Yugi: Eh?
Sora: Come again?
Vegeta: You'll see.
(Sora and Yugi leave)
Thief: BAKURA! (Thief glomps Bakura)
Bakura: (Sweatdrop) I got to go…
(Bakura leaves)
Thief: Well now what should I do?
(Thief pulls her cards out of her pocket)
Thief: Maybe I should duel someone…
(Thief walks back to her bunk)
Thief: Well, who here plays Duel Monsters?
Kaiba: If you're looking for a duel, I'll give you one.
(Thief turns around)
Kaiba: But it ought to be a challenge for a chump like you.
Thief: (Sweatdrop) WHAT WAS THAT?!
(Fan girls glomp Kaiba)
Fan Girl: KAIBA!
Fan Girl2: KAIBA CAN WIN!
Fan Girl3: WHEE!
(Kaiba pushes all the fan girls away)
Kaiba: Get off me you freaks.
Yugi: Hey guys! Kaiba is going to duel Thief!
Sora: This I got to see!
Bakura: Oh no!
(Bakura hides while Yugi and Sora run outside)
TSF: Ukira! Kaiba and Thief are going to duel!
(Ukira and TSF walk outside)
Thief: I didn't agree to this…
TSF: Too bad! It's Kaiba!
(Thief: 8000 Kaiba: 8000)
(Kaiba draws his card)
Kaiba: I suppose it's a great honor to duel someone of my great caliber.
Thief: (Sweatdrop)
Fan Girl: (Has hearts in her eyes) KAIBA!
Kaiba: …For my first brilliant move I lay one card face down and I summon the Blue Eyes White Dragon.
Yugi: (Eyes grow huge) How'd he play that on his first move?
Kaiba: Your move, fool.
Thief: …I play this card face down in defense mode. And this card face down.
(Thief: 8000 Kaiba: 8000)
Kaiba: I play Judge Man in attack mode! Along with Malevolent Nuzzler, which increases his attack power by 700.
(Judge Man: 2900)
Kaiba: Now attack that face down card!
(Labyrinth Wall turns face up)
(Thief: 8000 Kaiba: 7900)
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Thief: Sorry we're experiencing technical difficulties. We'll return to our duel as soon as Kaiba stops choking his fan girls.
(Screen returns)
Kaiba: (Mutters)
(Thief draws)
Thief: I play one card face down and end my turn.
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I place one card face down in defense mode. I also play this card face down. I also activate my magic card, Fissure!
(Labyrinth wall is destroyed)
Kaiba: Now my precious Blue Eyes, attack her life points directly!
(Thief:5000 Kaiba: 7900)
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Bakura: Sorry we're experiencing technical difficulties. GREAT SCOTT THIEF, PUT DOWN THAT HAMMER!
(The screen returns)
(Thief draws)
Thief: (Mumbles) I play fissure! And I also place this card face down.
Kaiba: NO! My Blue Eyes!
(Blue Eyes is destroyed)
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Thief: You know the drill…
(Screen returns)
Kaiba: I place this monster in defense mode. And I play horn of light as well. Are you not over shadowed by my brilliant moves! (Glares) You're next Yugi!
Yugi: Meep!
Thief: I play Monster Reborn! To reborn your Blue Eyes White Dragon!
Kaiba: NOT MY BLUE EYES!
Thief: I think I'll wait before attacking though…
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Thief: Stupid piece of junk! (kicks the machine)
(Screen returns)
Kaiba: Jerk…
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: Your move…
(Thief draws)
Thief: I play Red Medicine!
(Thief: 5500 Kaiba: 7900)
Thief: Blue eyes attack one of his defense monsters!
(The monster dies and Kaiba summons one monster on the field, don't ask)
Thief: Your turn…
Kaiba: I play my Blue Eyes White Dragon in attack mode!
Blue Eyes: Roar!
Kaiba: I also play block attack! Shifting your stupid Blue Eyes in defense mode. Blue Eyes attack her Blue eyes!
Blue Eyes: Roar!
Other Blue Eyes: EEK!
(Thief's Blue eyes dies)
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Bakura: Glad I'm not watching right now…
(Screen returns)
(Thief draws)
Thief: I play this card face down! I also play Yang in attack mode!
Yang: Squeak!
Kaiba: I play one card face down. And I attack you defense monster!
(Elven Mage dies)
Thief: (Sweatdrop) Whatever…I play the Black Sumoner Sphinx in attack mode! I also turn over my magic card, Heaven's Scroll, which boosts its attack points by 500!
(Black Sumoner Sphinx Attack: 3100)
Thief: Attack the Blue Eyes!
Kaiba: I turn over Trap Hole!
(Black Sumoner Sphinx dies)
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Bakura: Uh oh…I don't like where this is going…
(Screen returns)
Kaiba: I place this card face down.
(Thief draws)
Thief: I place this card face down and end my turn.
Kaiba: I place one card in defense mode and end my turn.
(Thief draws)
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: WHY ISN'T IT THE CARD I WANT?! I flip this card over, sending Yang back to your hand.
Thief: …
Kaiba: What?
(Thief draws)
Thief: I place one card face down in defense mode.
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: (Mutters) I attack your defense monster!
(Silver Phoenix is destroyed)
Kaiba: Your Phoenix won't be coming back to life in this match!
(Mokuba comes)
Mokuba: SETO! (Glomps)
Kaiba: …
Thief: …
Mokuba: Never mind…
(Mokuba sits down and Thief draws)
Thief: Er…I turn this card in defense mode. And this card in attack mode.
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: …
(Thief draws)
Thief: (Good, he's shut up for once…)
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I play Okazi!
(Thief: 4700 Kaiba: 7900)
Kaiba: You're so lame you idiot! No wonder Bakura won't go out with you!
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
TSF: …
(Screen returns)
(Thief draws)
Thief: …
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: (Heart of the cards…)
(Ukira snickers)
Kaiba: I play this card in defense mode.
(Thief draws)
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I play Giant Trunane, which sends all magic cards back to our hands.
Thief: Fine with me…
(Thief draws)
Thief: I play this card face down.
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I place these two cards face down.
(Thief draws)
Thief: I place White Sumoner Sphinx in attack mode!
(Bakura peeks out the Bunk window)
Bakura: I hope she doesn't kill me…or worse not kill me!
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I play red medicine! Adding 500 life points to me, Kaiba!
(Thief: 4700 Kaiba: 8400)
Kaiba: I also flip over Big Eye!
(Kaiba organizes his deck)
(Thief draws)
Thief: I place this card face down and end my turn.
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I play Monster Reborn! To reborn my Blue Eyes!
Blue Eyes: Roar!
(Thief draws)
Thief: I place one card face down.
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I flip over my Big Eye…again.
(Kaiba organizes his deck)
Kaiba: And now my precious Blue Eyes, attack her defense monster!
Thief: I activate Caged Wing!
(Both Kaiba's Blue Eyes get trapped in a cage)
Thief: Caged Wing traps all dragons on the field.
Kaiba: Hmmph…You think your bird cage can trap my precious dragons!
(Thief draws)
Thief: I flip over the magic card Summoner's Staff! Which summons all trapped monsters on the field back into my hand.
(Thief 'snatches Kaiba's Blue Eyes)
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Bakura: …Should I be cheering for Thief, or grieving?
(Screen returns)
Kaiba: (Growls)
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I play this card face down…that's all I do. I HATE YOU! CURSE YOU THIEF!
Mokuba: …
Thief: …uh, right.
(Thief draws)
Thief: I play this card face down. And I play one of my Blue Eyes on the field.
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I place one card face down…
(Thief draws)
Thief: Blue Eyes attack his Big Eye!
(Big Eye is destroyed)
Kaiba: (Growls again)
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I play Dark Hole!
(All monsters die)
Kaiba: I also use Monster Reborn!
(Blue Eyes is reborn)
(Thief draws)
Thief: I play the Blue Eyes in attack mode!
Blue Eyes: Roar…
Thief: …
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I place this card face down along with one defense monster.
(Thief draws)
Thief: I play the Dark Magician in attack mode!
Dark Magician: Um…roar?
Thief: I also play this card face down.
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I play Fissure!
(Dark Magician dies)
(Thief draws)
Thief: I play this card face down…
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I play De-spell!
(Tears of Destiny is destroyed)
Kaiba: I also play this card face down…And I play my Blue Eyes in attack mode! And with Reinforcements add 500 to his attack! ATTACK HER BLUE EYES!
(Thief flips over Angel's Tears)
Thief: I activate Angel's Tears! Which destroy your Blue Eyes!
Blue Eyes: (dies)
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Mokuba: Okay…
(Screen returns)
(Thief draws)
Thief: I play my Blue Eyes White Dragon in attack mode! Blue Eyes attack…one of his defense monsters.
(It dies)
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I place this card face down. And I activate Just Desserts!
(Thief: 3700 Kaiba: 8400)
(Thief draws)
Thief: Blue Eyes attack his other monster!
(It dies and Kaiba withdraws his Blue Eyes)
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I place this in defense mode…
(Thief draws)
Thief: That's all I'll do…
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I place this face down…
(Thief draws)
Thief: I play Ancient Wisdom, which destroys one of your trap cards!
(It explodes)
Kaiba: AH MY FRICKEN CARD! YOU IDIOT!
Thief: (Sweatdrop)
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I play this card face down…
(Thief draws)
Thief: I play this card in defense mode…
(Kaiba draws)
Kaiba: I play Blue Eyes in attack mode!
(Kaiba switches all his cards in attack mode)
Kaiba: Blue Eyes attack her Blue Eyes!
(They both die)
Kaiba: Blue Eyes attack her other monster!
(Kuribo dies)
Kaiba: Attack her life points!
(Thief: 300 Kaiba: 8400)
Thief: (Smirks) Heehee…
Kaiba: What's so funny?
(Thief plays Exodia on the field)
Kaiba: NO! IMPOSSIBLE! NO ONE HAS BEEN ABLE TO SUMMON HIM!
Yugi: (Sweatdrop)
Thief: Exodia, OBLITERATE!
(Poof!)
Kaiba: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
