Thief-Chan: lol This should prove interesting...

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Thief: Hey! What happened to the mess hall?

(The members of Bunk B walk out of, what's left of, the mess hall)

Yugi: (Coughing) Uh, hello guys.

Ukira: (Sweatdrop) Dare I ask what happened?

Kaiba: These losers can't even make toast.

TSF: TOAST?!

Sora: Yugi made the toast, I made the eggs.

Bakura: Well my food was cooking just fine, until you blew up the stove.

Sora: (Sweatdrop) That was an accident.

Kaiba: I'm going back to the bunk.

(Kaiba leaves)

TSF: I'm hungry.

Ukira: Why are we standing by the mess hall still?

(Ukira and TSF leave)

Yugi: I think I'll go too.

Sora: Yeah.

Vegeta: Not so fast! Both of you will serve after dark as well.

Yugi: Eh?

Sora: Come again?

Vegeta: You'll see.

(Sora and Yugi leave)

Thief: BAKURA! (Thief glomps Bakura)

Bakura: (Sweatdrop) I got to go…

(Bakura leaves)

Thief: Well now what should I do?

(Thief pulls her cards out of her pocket)

Thief: Maybe I should duel someone…

(Thief walks back to her bunk)

Thief: Well, who here plays Duel Monsters?

Kaiba: If you're looking for a duel, I'll give you one.

(Thief turns around)

Kaiba: But it ought to be a challenge for a chump like you.

Thief: (Sweatdrop) WHAT WAS THAT?!

(Fan girls glomp Kaiba)

Fan Girl: KAIBA!

Fan Girl2: KAIBA CAN WIN!

Fan Girl3: WHEE!

(Kaiba pushes all the fan girls away)

Kaiba: Get off me you freaks.

Yugi: Hey guys! Kaiba is going to duel Thief!

Sora: This I got to see!

Bakura: Oh no!

(Bakura hides while Yugi and Sora run outside)

TSF: Ukira! Kaiba and Thief are going to duel!

(Ukira and TSF walk outside)

Thief: I didn't agree to this…

TSF: Too bad! It's Kaiba!

(Thief: 8000 Kaiba: 8000)

(Kaiba draws his card)

Kaiba: I suppose it's a great honor to duel someone of my great caliber.

Thief: (Sweatdrop)

Fan Girl: (Has hearts in her eyes) KAIBA!

Kaiba: …For my first brilliant move I lay one card face down and I summon the Blue Eyes White Dragon.

Yugi: (Eyes grow huge) How'd he play that on his first move?

Kaiba: Your move, fool.

Thief: …I play this card face down in defense mode. And this card face down.

(Thief: 8000 Kaiba: 8000)

Kaiba: I play Judge Man in attack mode! Along with Malevolent Nuzzler, which increases his attack power by 700.

(Judge Man: 2900)

Kaiba: Now attack that face down card!

(Labyrinth Wall turns face up)

(Thief: 8000 Kaiba: 7900)

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Thief: Sorry we're experiencing technical difficulties. We'll return to our duel as soon as Kaiba stops choking his fan girls.

(Screen returns)

Kaiba: (Mutters)

(Thief draws)

Thief: I play one card face down and end my turn.

(Kaiba draws)

Kaiba: I place one card face down in defense mode. I also play this card face down. I also activate my magic card, Fissure!

(Labyrinth wall is destroyed)

Kaiba: Now my precious Blue Eyes, attack her life points directly!

(Thief:5000 Kaiba: 7900)

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Bakura: Sorry we're experiencing technical difficulties. GREAT SCOTT THIEF, PUT DOWN THAT HAMMER!

(The screen returns)

(Thief draws)

Thief: (Mumbles) I play fissure! And I also place this card face down.

Kaiba: NO! My Blue Eyes!

(Blue Eyes is destroyed)

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Thief: You know the drill…

(Screen returns)

Kaiba: I place this monster in defense mode. And I play horn of light as well. Are you not over shadowed by my brilliant moves! (Glares) You're next Yugi!

Yugi: Meep!

Thief: I play Monster Reborn! To reborn your Blue Eyes White Dragon!

Kaiba: NOT MY BLUE EYES!

Thief: I think I'll wait before attacking though…

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Thief: Stupid piece of junk! (kicks the machine)

(Screen returns)

Kaiba: Jerk…

(Kaiba draws)

Kaiba: Your move…

(Thief draws)

Thief: I play Red Medicine!

(Thief: 5500 Kaiba: 7900)

Thief: Blue eyes attack one of his defense monsters!

(The monster dies and Kaiba summons one monster on the field, don't ask)

Thief: Your turn…

Kaiba: I play my Blue Eyes White Dragon in attack mode!

Blue Eyes: Roar!

Kaiba: I also play block attack! Shifting your stupid Blue Eyes in defense mode. Blue Eyes attack her Blue eyes!

Blue Eyes: Roar!

Other Blue Eyes: EEK!

(Thief's Blue eyes dies)

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Bakura: Glad I'm not watching right now…

(Screen returns)

(Thief draws)

Thief: I play this card face down! I also play Yang in attack mode!

Yang: Squeak!

Kaiba: I play one card face down. And I attack you defense monster!

(Elven Mage dies)

Thief: (Sweatdrop) Whatever…I play the Black Sumoner Sphinx in attack mode! I also turn over my magic card, Heaven's Scroll, which boosts its attack points by 500!

(Black Sumoner Sphinx Attack: 3100)

Thief: Attack the Blue Eyes!

Kaiba: I turn over Trap Hole!

(Black Sumoner Sphinx dies)

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Bakura: Uh oh…I don't like where this is going…

(Screen returns)

Kaiba: I place this card face down.

(Thief draws)

Thief: I place this card face down and end my turn.

Kaiba: I place one card in defense mode and end my turn.

(Thief draws)

(Kaiba draws)

Kaiba: WHY ISN'T IT THE CARD I WANT?! I flip this card over, sending Yang back to your hand.

Thief: …

Kaiba: What?

(Thief draws)

Thief: I place one card face down in defense mode.

(Kaiba draws)

Kaiba: (Mutters) I attack your defense monster!

(Silver Phoenix is destroyed)

Kaiba: Your Phoenix won't be coming back to life in this match!

(Mokuba comes)

Mokuba: SETO! (Glomps)

Kaiba: …

Thief: …

Mokuba: Never mind…

(Mokuba sits down and Thief draws)

Thief: Er…I turn this card in defense mode. And this card in attack mode.

(Kaiba draws)

Kaiba: …

(Thief draws)

Thief: (Good, he's shut up for once…)

(Kaiba draws)

Kaiba: I play Okazi!

(Thief: 4700 Kaiba: 7900)

Kaiba: You're so lame you idiot! No wonder Bakura won't go out with you!

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

TSF: …

(Screen returns)

(Thief draws)

Thief: …

(Kaiba draws)

Kaiba: (Heart of the cards…)

(Ukira snickers)

Kaiba: I play this card in defense mode.

(Thief draws)

(Kaiba draws)

Kaiba: I play Giant Trunane, which sends all magic cards back to our hands.

Thief: Fine with me…

(Thief draws)

Thief: I play this card face down.

(Kaiba draws)

Kaiba: I place these two cards face down.

(Thief draws)

Thief: I place White Sumoner Sphinx in attack mode!

(Bakura peeks out the Bunk window)

Bakura: I hope she doesn't kill me…or worse not kill me!

(Kaiba draws)

Kaiba: I play red medicine! Adding 500 life points to me, Kaiba!

(Thief: 4700 Kaiba: 8400)

Kaiba: I also flip over Big Eye!

(Kaiba organizes his deck)

(Thief draws)

Thief: I place this card face down and end my turn.

(Kaiba draws)

Kaiba: I play Monster Reborn! To reborn my Blue Eyes!

Blue Eyes: Roar!

(Thief draws)

Thief: I place one card face down.

(Kaiba draws)

Kaiba: I flip over my Big Eye…again.

(Kaiba organizes his deck)

Kaiba: And now my precious Blue Eyes, attack her defense monster!

Thief: I activate Caged Wing!

(Both Kaiba's Blue Eyes get trapped in a cage)

Thief: Caged Wing traps all dragons on the field.

Kaiba: Hmmph…You think your bird cage can trap my precious dragons!

(Thief draws)

Thief: I flip over the magic card Summoner's Staff! Which summons all trapped monsters on the field back into my hand.

(Thief 'snatches Kaiba's Blue Eyes)

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Bakura: …Should I be cheering for Thief, or grieving?

(Screen returns)

Kaiba: (Growls)

(Kaiba draws)

Kaiba: I play this card face down…that's all I do. I HATE YOU! CURSE YOU THIEF!

Mokuba: …

Thief: …uh, right.

(Thief draws)

Thief: I play this card face down. And I play one of my Blue Eyes on the field.

(Kaiba draws)

Kaiba: I place one card face down…

(Thief draws)

Thief: Blue Eyes attack his Big Eye!

(Big Eye is destroyed)

Kaiba: (Growls again)

(Kaiba draws)

Kaiba: I play Dark Hole!

(All monsters die)

Kaiba: I also use Monster Reborn!

(Blue Eyes is reborn)

(Thief draws)

Thief: I play the Blue Eyes in attack mode!

Blue Eyes: Roar…

Thief: …

(Kaiba draws)

Kaiba: I place this card face down along with one defense monster.

(Thief draws)

Thief: I play the Dark Magician in attack mode!

Dark Magician: Um…roar?

Thief: I also play this card face down.

(Kaiba draws)

Kaiba: I play Fissure!

(Dark Magician dies)

(Thief draws)

Thief: I play this card face down…

(Kaiba draws)

Kaiba: I play De-spell!

(Tears of Destiny is destroyed)

Kaiba: I also play this card face down…And I play my Blue Eyes in attack mode! And with Reinforcements add 500 to his attack! ATTACK HER BLUE EYES!

(Thief flips over Angel's Tears)

Thief: I activate Angel's Tears! Which destroy your Blue Eyes!

Blue Eyes: (dies)

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Mokuba: Okay…

(Screen returns)

(Thief draws)

Thief: I play my Blue Eyes White Dragon in attack mode! Blue Eyes attack…one of his defense monsters.

(It dies)

(Kaiba draws)

Kaiba: I place this card face down. And I activate Just Desserts!

(Thief: 3700 Kaiba: 8400)

(Thief draws)

Thief: Blue Eyes attack his other monster!

(It dies and Kaiba withdraws his Blue Eyes)

(Kaiba draws)

Kaiba: I place this in defense mode…

(Thief draws)

Thief: That's all I'll do…

(Kaiba draws)

Kaiba: I place this face down…

(Thief draws)

Thief: I play Ancient Wisdom, which destroys one of your trap cards!

(It explodes)

Kaiba: AH MY FRICKEN CARD! YOU IDIOT!

Thief: (Sweatdrop)

(Kaiba draws)

Kaiba: I play this card face down…

(Thief draws)

Thief: I play this card in defense mode…

(Kaiba draws)

Kaiba: I play Blue Eyes in attack mode!

(Kaiba switches all his cards in attack mode)

Kaiba: Blue Eyes attack her Blue Eyes!

(They both die)

Kaiba: Blue Eyes attack her other monster!

(Kuribo dies)

Kaiba: Attack her life points!

(Thief: 300 Kaiba: 8400)

Thief: (Smirks) Heehee…

Kaiba: What's so funny?

(Thief plays Exodia on the field)

Kaiba: NO! IMPOSSIBLE! NO ONE HAS BEEN ABLE TO SUMMON HIM!

Yugi: (Sweatdrop)

Thief: Exodia, OBLITERATE!

(Poof!)

Kaiba: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!