Ok, well my first review was from an incredibly evil person who didn't read my story thingy. So yah I feel bad still but I got um 4 other nice helpful ones and I will try to work on my spelling. People are so mean look at this

"Wow. that sucks. learn how to spell diary, moron. the consept SUCKS." (You suck learn how to spell concept, asshole) "no offence intended." (What you just told me my whole story 'sucks' and you called me a moron? Don't take offence. Maybe you mean don't take a fence and impale you with it?)

"Wow, I must say, I have just experienced a bout of inferior literature. Are you SURE this isn't JIMMY'S diary instead??" (Hmm.. Point taken it is so hard to get Johnny in character sorry) "This was so... poorly done." (Poorly written right but not as bad as starting sentence with And) "And you're not supposed to delve into Johnny's past like this! NOT knowing why he is, NOT knowing of his origins is a prime component of what MAKES him a great character, you stupid twat." (Did you even read it???)

Apparently my Review section thing is broken but still I got my reviews in the mail via review alert thing. I have two and so I just decided two evil reviews and I decided to bash them here. I did learn something important from this though mean people like the word "WOW"

1. Johnny 2. Jessica 3. Luis 5. Devi *

Dear log, not diary 3

Oh the day of reckoning! This fag boy will never forget the tortures of this day. He will pay for the humiliation. I got my boys together we are ready to jump him right after we shoot up. God I love narcotics.. Shit! hm.. I mean shit there he is walking into the bathroom. Heh we are so going to kill him when I write again in this tomorrow, GOD damn! the bloody narrative I'll give.

Dear Die-ary 1

Today wasn't notable at all that stupid girl in Chemistry cried all over the lab report. I told her to shut up or I'd kill her she looked at me as if I'd offered to have sex with her. The counselor lady Martha hasn't left yet, although she seems shaken by the flan. Oh yah I almost forgot these junkies tried to beat me up or some thing so I killed them, but of course that's not what bothered me. They tried to kill me while I was using the bathroom facility! For god's sake I was mid pee when they came in with knives ready to kill me! How fucking cheap. Oh well. I think I'll go kill the chunky cheese mascot since school's almost over. Just a few more minutes and-- Dear lord I have laid eyes on the most beautiful of creatures.

Dear Diary 2

When I woke up and went on to fanficition.net where I flamed some one's poorly spelled diary thing. It was so stupid it was about Johnny as a kid in high school or some thing I don't know because I didn't actually read it. It was more like Jimmy's because Im sure Johnny raped a girl in it. This person clearly just picked up the comic in Snot topic and thought they were so cool. They are like Wow I can read! So I commented and discouraged them from ever sharing their awful ideas with the world again. Oh what? I see Joh coming out of the bathroom. He's covered in some thing red I wonder if he was hurt? I better go in there and check it out brb (AKA stupid looser who can spell out be right back)

Luis~ Luis~ Oh god how could I ever of not wanted you. Oh Luis I'll never forget you. Luis is.. Luis is... Dead! God I'll never get over it. I feel like sad Avril karaoke-ing.

Im so over what happened to Luis now! Joh said the sweetest thing to me. While I was crying over my poor Luis he so consoled me with his wonderful words (threat). Im so happy at least I know some one cares for me. Luis never did! Stupid Luis~ I'm glad he is dead! Hm this girl is stupid. Soon, yes soon I will own the entire brain and put that homicidal maniac to his end. Mer-ha-ha-ha I laugh.

Huh? I just blacked out? Why is my diary with me why am I covered in blood? I think I might need to see the school counselor since maybe this whole split personality thing isn't so cool. Maybe I need help? Or maybe I should pick pocket Luis's dead corpse it clearly wasn't reported yet or we'd've (we would have) been sent home from.

Dear Myself because Im the only one reading this is not like it some collective diary series 5

I met some one, some one not so damn faulty he seems perfect .We met him in the library where he was writing some thing. Anyways we got into a conversation about speed racer and how dubbed voices haven't improved since. Don't ask how we got on this subject cause I don't know. The discussion couldn't be concluded appropriately due to the crazy skater guy who tried to hit on me. I swear! Well any ways this perfect (normal?) guy's name is Nny. I look forward to seeing a lot of-Oh my god a girl is stabbing the guidance counselor with her pen! Write back later Devi..

*this one was short because I've got to study for my regence exams. These are like super evil finals that they only have in New York.