Thief-Chan: Much shorter after the last chapter, but at least I'm back!
Disclaimer: I really don't like disclaimers...
Vegeta: Bakura and Yugi, out!
Yugi: What did I do?
Vegeta: Nothing! I just don't like you!
(Yugi and Bakura walk outside. Vegeta leads them to a dead orchard)
Beatrix: Good, they're all here.
Thief: All?
(Thief turns around to see Bakura and Yugi)
Thief: Yay!
Beatrix: Shut up! The four of you have to chop down all of these trees! Vegeta and me will be back here in an hour. You should be done by then.
Thief: An hour?!
Beatrix: Fine, half an hour!
(Beatrix and Vegeta leave)
Bakura: …
Yugi: How are we supposed to chop down these trees?
Aeris: With an ax, duh.
Bakura: I don't see any axes around here.
Thief: Then just use your arm!
(Thief powers up and starts hacking at the tree with her arm)
Everyone except Thief: (Sweatdrop)
Thief: What?
Yugi: Never mind…
(Chrysa jumps out of one of the trees)
Chrysa: Hello!
Bakura: ?
Yugi: Who are you?
Chrysa: My name is Chrysa!
Aeris: …
Thief: Will some one help me all ready!
(Chrysa lifts her hand in the air and sets the tree on fire)
Thief: Thanks.
Bakura: …
Yugi: …
Aeris: Eek!
(Aeris flees and drops ten gil)
Chrysa: What?
Thief: I guess they aren't used to magic-users.
Chrysa: Well they better get used to it!
Thief: Why?
Chrysa: You'll see!
(Chrysa and all the trees disappear)
Bakura: That was odd…
Yugi: Yeah…
Thief: Let's go.
(The three of them leave)
(Half and hour later, Vegeta and Beatrix return to the orchard)
Beatrix: …?
Vegeta: I'll just make a better plan.
(Vegeta laughs menacingly)
Beatrix: Whatever…
(The next morning, everyone goes to the newly built mess hall)
Thief: What is this stuff?
(Thief dips her spork in a soup-like food)
Ukira: Looks like lumpy soup to me.
TSF: It smells like shoes.
Thief: Everything smells like shoes to you.
TSF: That isn't true!
Ukira: Then what doesn't smell like shoes to you?
TSF: Shoes.
Intermission:
(Thief, Ukira, TSF, and Chrysa stare at the screen)
Thief: Hello, I'm Thief.
Ukira: I'm Ukira.
TSF: I'm The Shoe Fairy.
Chrysa: I'm Chrysa.
Thief: Today we have a 'Special Guest Intermission'! And today's special guest is Gohan!
Gohan: (Get me out of here…)
(TSF pokes Gohan's thought bubble)
Gohan: Hey!
TSF: Sorry.
Thief: Before we talk about Gohan, is there anything about the story that needs to be cleared up?
(Silence)
Macavity: Um…
Ukira: How come I have so few parts?
Chrysa: Yeah! I want more parts too!
Thief: Shut up! You two aren't that important to the plot!
(Points at title)
Thief: It is called 'Adventures of Thief'!
Ukira: So?
Chrysa: That doesn't mean you should get all the parts!
TSF: Half the time she's just acting stupid, so don't complain!
Gohan: Can I go?
Thief: No.
Chrysa: Yeah, we have to interrogate you.
Gohan: About what?
Thief: Stuff.
(TSF pulls out a huge magnifying glass)
TSF: Where were you on May 29, 2002?
Gohan: Training?
TSF: That is incorrect! But you still may have second prize.
Gohan: Uh, what's second prize?
TSF: You can choose between a lifetime supply of cheese, and this pack of gummy worms.
Gohan: Hmmm…I'll take the gummy worms.
(Ukira pours the gummy worms on Gohan's head)
Thief: …
Ukira: What?
Thief: Never mind, this story is pointless anyway…
Bakura: Will someone please untie me?!
All except Gohan and Yugi: NO!
Thief: Well that's all for now! By-
End of Intermission...
(Thief, TSF, and Ukira leave the mess hall clenching their stomachs)
TSF: That food was awful!
Thief: No kidding….
Ukira: I think I'm going to be sick…
(The three of them collapse on the floor)
(Meanwhile…)
(Bakura, Yugi, and Sora run out of the mess hall clenching their stomachs)
Bakura: I do say, that food was terrible!
Yugi: My mouth is numb!
Sora: Uhg…
(The three of them collapse on the floor)
(Meanwhile with Chrysa)
Chrysa: Perfect! They're all knocked out cold! Time to search their rooms…
Disclaimer: I really don't like disclaimers...
Vegeta: Bakura and Yugi, out!
Yugi: What did I do?
Vegeta: Nothing! I just don't like you!
(Yugi and Bakura walk outside. Vegeta leads them to a dead orchard)
Beatrix: Good, they're all here.
Thief: All?
(Thief turns around to see Bakura and Yugi)
Thief: Yay!
Beatrix: Shut up! The four of you have to chop down all of these trees! Vegeta and me will be back here in an hour. You should be done by then.
Thief: An hour?!
Beatrix: Fine, half an hour!
(Beatrix and Vegeta leave)
Bakura: …
Yugi: How are we supposed to chop down these trees?
Aeris: With an ax, duh.
Bakura: I don't see any axes around here.
Thief: Then just use your arm!
(Thief powers up and starts hacking at the tree with her arm)
Everyone except Thief: (Sweatdrop)
Thief: What?
Yugi: Never mind…
(Chrysa jumps out of one of the trees)
Chrysa: Hello!
Bakura: ?
Yugi: Who are you?
Chrysa: My name is Chrysa!
Aeris: …
Thief: Will some one help me all ready!
(Chrysa lifts her hand in the air and sets the tree on fire)
Thief: Thanks.
Bakura: …
Yugi: …
Aeris: Eek!
(Aeris flees and drops ten gil)
Chrysa: What?
Thief: I guess they aren't used to magic-users.
Chrysa: Well they better get used to it!
Thief: Why?
Chrysa: You'll see!
(Chrysa and all the trees disappear)
Bakura: That was odd…
Yugi: Yeah…
Thief: Let's go.
(The three of them leave)
(Half and hour later, Vegeta and Beatrix return to the orchard)
Beatrix: …?
Vegeta: I'll just make a better plan.
(Vegeta laughs menacingly)
Beatrix: Whatever…
(The next morning, everyone goes to the newly built mess hall)
Thief: What is this stuff?
(Thief dips her spork in a soup-like food)
Ukira: Looks like lumpy soup to me.
TSF: It smells like shoes.
Thief: Everything smells like shoes to you.
TSF: That isn't true!
Ukira: Then what doesn't smell like shoes to you?
TSF: Shoes.
Intermission:
(Thief, Ukira, TSF, and Chrysa stare at the screen)
Thief: Hello, I'm Thief.
Ukira: I'm Ukira.
TSF: I'm The Shoe Fairy.
Chrysa: I'm Chrysa.
Thief: Today we have a 'Special Guest Intermission'! And today's special guest is Gohan!
Gohan: (Get me out of here…)
(TSF pokes Gohan's thought bubble)
Gohan: Hey!
TSF: Sorry.
Thief: Before we talk about Gohan, is there anything about the story that needs to be cleared up?
(Silence)
Macavity: Um…
Ukira: How come I have so few parts?
Chrysa: Yeah! I want more parts too!
Thief: Shut up! You two aren't that important to the plot!
(Points at title)
Thief: It is called 'Adventures of Thief'!
Ukira: So?
Chrysa: That doesn't mean you should get all the parts!
TSF: Half the time she's just acting stupid, so don't complain!
Gohan: Can I go?
Thief: No.
Chrysa: Yeah, we have to interrogate you.
Gohan: About what?
Thief: Stuff.
(TSF pulls out a huge magnifying glass)
TSF: Where were you on May 29, 2002?
Gohan: Training?
TSF: That is incorrect! But you still may have second prize.
Gohan: Uh, what's second prize?
TSF: You can choose between a lifetime supply of cheese, and this pack of gummy worms.
Gohan: Hmmm…I'll take the gummy worms.
(Ukira pours the gummy worms on Gohan's head)
Thief: …
Ukira: What?
Thief: Never mind, this story is pointless anyway…
Bakura: Will someone please untie me?!
All except Gohan and Yugi: NO!
Thief: Well that's all for now! By-
End of Intermission...
(Thief, TSF, and Ukira leave the mess hall clenching their stomachs)
TSF: That food was awful!
Thief: No kidding….
Ukira: I think I'm going to be sick…
(The three of them collapse on the floor)
(Meanwhile…)
(Bakura, Yugi, and Sora run out of the mess hall clenching their stomachs)
Bakura: I do say, that food was terrible!
Yugi: My mouth is numb!
Sora: Uhg…
(The three of them collapse on the floor)
(Meanwhile with Chrysa)
Chrysa: Perfect! They're all knocked out cold! Time to search their rooms…
