Harry potter and the Menshie table

Disclaimer- hey I don't need a disclaimer I do own Harry potter (don't tell JK I said that)

A/N for you that may not know what a menshie is its toughs silly little drawings that bad people do and neds (non educated delinquents) are you know toughs not nice thugs.

Normal Day I beg to differ.

Harrys pov (point of view)
It was an ordinary day. Just like any other. Dumbldore was singing. Hermione was being bullied by Draco. Snape was trying a new potion to rid himself of that oily hair. Ron was running around with pink bunny ears yelling GET RID OF THEM GET RID OF THEM! Don't look at me I don't know anything about the bunny ears either (I'll look into that later) Its not that Ron runs around with pink bunny ears EVERY day but he had obviously got himself into some stupid mess again. Well what I am trying to say is that once the big mystery is over things are pretty normal at school. Like I bet JK never told you that Flinch was in CATS the musical did she eh huh I thought not (that's a little inside knowledge please don't squeal on me) The thing is that since I AM Harry potter why not tell you some of the unusual things that happen at Hogwarts. JK only tells you the major ones but lets look into the ones that REALLY count. Yes lets look into the WARTY FILES! (I have a series of these warty file collection you can bye them at all major book stores) P.S WATERSTONES ROCK'S
Well this story starts on a cold breezy Easter. Now you must be wondering why it was a cold breezy Easter. Well that's only because the heating wasn't working and in a stone castle that's not good. Especially at night only in your jammys! And one night I could of sworn I couldn't feel my arm. Though I later noticed that I had pins and needs. Anyway it was so cold that I decided to go see Flinch to see what was wrong with the heating. Just then miss Norice came up and attacked me. She knocked me right of my feet! She had gone crazy! I don't know why. (Actually I do but it sounds better if you say you don't but since its you, I'll tell you. Its because I had a tuna sandwich in my pocket, with salad!) Just then Flinch came waddling around the corner "what do you think you are doing attacking my cat!" he shouting his face going red in fury. I said over and over again that didn't do it but Flinch hates me so he didn't listen. (You know he's only jealous me for my , so he is.)

Hope you liked it chappy 2 will be up soon that's when he discovers the menshie table. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVEW.