pbDisclaimer/b: For the LAST time (even though this is only my second
time writing this) my name is Kat and no, I do NOT own Inuyasha or his cute
half brother (aw.Sesshie! Sesshomaru: Keep your thoughts to yourself,
woman.) This is what I have to go through each time I even mention him, but
he's SO fluffy! *Pokes at tail, or whatever the big fluffy thing is*
(Sesshomaru: *twitch* did you just call me.*twitch, twitch* FLUFFY? I will
not be reduced to such a pitiful name for I am Sesshomaru, Lord of the
Western Lands. *Runs away*) But, I didn't call anyone anything! Hey, come
back here! Sesshie, wait for ME!!!! *Runs off* /p
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pMiroku: That was not on the script, but.go ahead Announcer./p pAnnouncer: er.ahem.we are having some.er.technical difficulties. Please stand by. /p pMiroku: *sniff*That was beautiful! What a performance! It's definitely worthy of an Oscar or at least a Golden Globe. *Daydream, drool* Man, are those actresses HOT./p pKagome: *nudge, nudge*/p pSango: ne? o, right.*slap, THUD*/p p(Ah, the sound of Sango hitting Miroku. It's irresistible, so I'm back to hear it. Do it again, do it again! He's unconscious anyway.)/p p Sango: Sure, glad to. *BAM*/p p(mwhahahaha! I laugh at your pain!!)/p pMiroku: (*~*) ne?/p p(I said: I LAUGH at YOUR PAIN! Mwhahaha.ha.ha.ha.O, never mind. By the way, Kagome is still alive. I had to bring her back to life because she's- - sort of the main character, duh! Besides, I had an extra cheese pizza waiting for me. Okay, that was completely random. On with my fanfic!)/p
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pbChapter 2/ppInu-chan Drives A Car (hehehe.Horseless carriage)/b/p
p*view of an electric BLUE Volkswagen Beetle* (The only bug I like)/p pShippo and Miroku: o_O what's that?/p pSango: *hop, hop, hop to the car* what a strange color! *Poke, poke* what is it?/p pKagome: This is a car. Hehehe.Horseless carriage (hey that's what I said) It's not yet legal for me to drive a car, so I was hoping Inuyasha would- - (baka, Inuyasha is from Feudal Japan. He's never seen a car before)/p pInuyasha: I've never seen that before. (That's what I said! You people have to stop taking my lines!) What's so interesting about a piece of metal like that?/p pMiroku: You get to drive it. *Looking proud of himself*/p pShippo and Sango: How? o_O;/p pMiroku: What are you asking me for?/p p*Inuyasha pushes car with his pinky* *car starts to move.downhill.rolling backwards.it's going.going.still going.go- - GONE!!*/p pShippo: O, I get it!/p pSango: Really? I don't! Explain it to me./p pShippo: I mean I HAD it.I don't get anymore.hehehe./p pKagome: Did that car just roll away?/p pEveryone: Yeah! (Shippo: O, I get it again! No wait.lost it again.)/p pKagome: After the car!! Don't let it get away! *war cry*/p pMiroku: I don't feel like running. Can't we just get Inuyasha to- -drive- -us? /p p*Sango runs past Miroku and she's running pretty fast, but then again I'd do that too cuz you never know what Miroku's thinking, then again who'd WANT to know, then again who doesn't already know, then again - -*/p pMiroku: S-San-Sango, Wait! *Runs to catch up with the now nervous Sango*/p pInu: *starts running and says sarcastically* I've ALWAYS wanted to drive a car. Whoo-hoo, look at me - I'm driving a car - It's just like driving cows into a trap./p p(The Beetle's in the lead, with Inu-chan close behind! Oh, the anticipation is so tamaranai! WHO WILL WIN THIS STRUGGLE?)/p p*Inu jumps trough the trees and finally reaches the runaway car*/p pInu: So this is how you drive a c- - *screams as the car swivels out of control. Car swivels to the right. * Whoa, fun! *Car swivels to the left* feh, as if a little car can throw me off. I've got it under control. /p pKagome: You bak- - idiot! (No Japanese for YOU, Kagome, mwhahaha!) You have to get IN the car to drive it!/p pMiroku: So that's how you drive a car! (Notice that everyone is repeating what someone else already said. This is all due to my laziness, I copied and pasted.)/p pKagome: *annoying bitchy scream that she can make so well* Get INTO the car, Inuyasha, before you get hurt! /p p*Inuyasha is lying in a bundle underneath a tree, while the car is still rolling away. This took place on a VERY steep hill- - or mountain- - it's all the same to me.* /p pInu: Permission to breathe?/p p(DENIED!! One with the show, I mean, story- - no wait.fanfic?)/p pInu: Feel sorry for me. I have to put up with KAGOME and this evil lunatic. /p p(*namida* These are only tears of joy, Inuyasha. Do you really think I'm evil? *sniff* Domo arigato gozaimos! I won't let you down Inu-chan, I promise you I'll be as evil as I can, even if it means killing you!!) /p pInu: Arigato. That's very thoughtful of you./p p(Need ideas-- *stabs Kagome* Nothing PERSONAL, Kagome! *fake cough* This is only for inspiration. *kills Kagome for a second time, the first was in chapter 1* Hey, it worked! Picture this, Inuyasha and Sesshomaru *hint, hint. Nudge, nudge* Mwhahahahaha! Yes, I can see it now.) /p
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pMiroku: That was not on the script, but.go ahead Announcer./p pAnnouncer: er.ahem.we are having some.er.technical difficulties. Please stand by. /p pMiroku: *sniff*That was beautiful! What a performance! It's definitely worthy of an Oscar or at least a Golden Globe. *Daydream, drool* Man, are those actresses HOT./p pKagome: *nudge, nudge*/p pSango: ne? o, right.*slap, THUD*/p p(Ah, the sound of Sango hitting Miroku. It's irresistible, so I'm back to hear it. Do it again, do it again! He's unconscious anyway.)/p p Sango: Sure, glad to. *BAM*/p p(mwhahahaha! I laugh at your pain!!)/p pMiroku: (*~*) ne?/p p(I said: I LAUGH at YOUR PAIN! Mwhahaha.ha.ha.ha.O, never mind. By the way, Kagome is still alive. I had to bring her back to life because she's- - sort of the main character, duh! Besides, I had an extra cheese pizza waiting for me. Okay, that was completely random. On with my fanfic!)/p
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pbChapter 2/ppInu-chan Drives A Car (hehehe.Horseless carriage)/b/p
p*view of an electric BLUE Volkswagen Beetle* (The only bug I like)/p pShippo and Miroku: o_O what's that?/p pSango: *hop, hop, hop to the car* what a strange color! *Poke, poke* what is it?/p pKagome: This is a car. Hehehe.Horseless carriage (hey that's what I said) It's not yet legal for me to drive a car, so I was hoping Inuyasha would- - (baka, Inuyasha is from Feudal Japan. He's never seen a car before)/p pInuyasha: I've never seen that before. (That's what I said! You people have to stop taking my lines!) What's so interesting about a piece of metal like that?/p pMiroku: You get to drive it. *Looking proud of himself*/p pShippo and Sango: How? o_O;/p pMiroku: What are you asking me for?/p p*Inuyasha pushes car with his pinky* *car starts to move.downhill.rolling backwards.it's going.going.still going.go- - GONE!!*/p pShippo: O, I get it!/p pSango: Really? I don't! Explain it to me./p pShippo: I mean I HAD it.I don't get anymore.hehehe./p pKagome: Did that car just roll away?/p pEveryone: Yeah! (Shippo: O, I get it again! No wait.lost it again.)/p pKagome: After the car!! Don't let it get away! *war cry*/p pMiroku: I don't feel like running. Can't we just get Inuyasha to- -drive- -us? /p p*Sango runs past Miroku and she's running pretty fast, but then again I'd do that too cuz you never know what Miroku's thinking, then again who'd WANT to know, then again who doesn't already know, then again - -*/p pMiroku: S-San-Sango, Wait! *Runs to catch up with the now nervous Sango*/p pInu: *starts running and says sarcastically* I've ALWAYS wanted to drive a car. Whoo-hoo, look at me - I'm driving a car - It's just like driving cows into a trap./p p(The Beetle's in the lead, with Inu-chan close behind! Oh, the anticipation is so tamaranai! WHO WILL WIN THIS STRUGGLE?)/p p*Inu jumps trough the trees and finally reaches the runaway car*/p pInu: So this is how you drive a c- - *screams as the car swivels out of control. Car swivels to the right. * Whoa, fun! *Car swivels to the left* feh, as if a little car can throw me off. I've got it under control. /p pKagome: You bak- - idiot! (No Japanese for YOU, Kagome, mwhahaha!) You have to get IN the car to drive it!/p pMiroku: So that's how you drive a car! (Notice that everyone is repeating what someone else already said. This is all due to my laziness, I copied and pasted.)/p pKagome: *annoying bitchy scream that she can make so well* Get INTO the car, Inuyasha, before you get hurt! /p p*Inuyasha is lying in a bundle underneath a tree, while the car is still rolling away. This took place on a VERY steep hill- - or mountain- - it's all the same to me.* /p pInu: Permission to breathe?/p p(DENIED!! One with the show, I mean, story- - no wait.fanfic?)/p pInu: Feel sorry for me. I have to put up with KAGOME and this evil lunatic. /p p(*namida* These are only tears of joy, Inuyasha. Do you really think I'm evil? *sniff* Domo arigato gozaimos! I won't let you down Inu-chan, I promise you I'll be as evil as I can, even if it means killing you!!) /p pInu: Arigato. That's very thoughtful of you./p p(Need ideas-- *stabs Kagome* Nothing PERSONAL, Kagome! *fake cough* This is only for inspiration. *kills Kagome for a second time, the first was in chapter 1* Hey, it worked! Picture this, Inuyasha and Sesshomaru *hint, hint. Nudge, nudge* Mwhahahahaha! Yes, I can see it now.) /p
