Bullet-Time Banana

An icy wind, part of the vast program that is the Matrix, blew some rubbish across an almost deserted city street. Suddenly there seemed to be a ripple in the air, and in the concrete of the shops and road. A figure dressed in black appeared at the end of the road. He wore a black robe of some sort and carried a dark green bag. He trudged down the street, hunched, as if he, or she, didn't want attention drawn to them.
They came opposite to 'Sam's Grocery Store'. A man's head lifted itself from the folds of the robe. It wore sunglasses. It eyed Sam's store sinisterly. Then he went in.

Agent Smith sighed contentedly. "I do love buying groceries!" he said with a happy smile. "Now, shall I get gooseberries of strawberries, I wonder?.."
He chose strawberries. As he strolled toward the counter where Sam, an overweight idiot, was standing, he wondered if anything could spoil his happy, content state. A shadow passed across the floor in front of him. His eyes narrowed. He knew before he saw that the anomaly was standing in the doorway. He turned slowly.
"Mr. Anderson. Grocery shopping or just browsing?"
"Smith." Growled the robed stranger. "I'm browsing."
"What's in the bag?"
"Some new clothes."
"I thought the one only wore one item. That pansy dress!" This was too far.
"Good things come to those who wait!" screeched Neo.
"My kingdom for a horse!" roared Smith. They leapt at each other. Suddenly the every thing slowed down immensely.
"Damn bullet time!" they muttered.
Everything speeded up again. They collided in mid air and fell to the floor. Smith's strawberries rolled all over the floor. Neo's new clothes flew from his bag and into his face. He gave a roar of anger and threw them off. Smith was already on his feet. They faced each other once more.
"You're a wizard Harry." Growled Smith.
"You shall not pass." Neo said coolly. They ran at each other, yelling battle cries as they went. But Neo tripped over the hem of his silly robe thing and fell on his face with cry of surprise and rage. At almost the same moment Smith slipped up on one of his strawberries and tumbled through the air. He crashed into a rack of shelves laden with TNT and some small handguns. With a splintering crack it fell to the ground crushing the giggling Sam beneath it.
Agent Smith and Neo stood up at he same time. "This isn't over Smith!" Neo said angrily. "I shall make sure it isn't, Mr. Anderson." Said Smith with menace.
Then he stomped out of the shop like a grumpy child. After several "Wake up Mr. Sam"s, Neo realised that he was dead and exited the shop, muttering things about sheep and carrots under his breath. Minutes later Sam's Grocery Store collapsed. Another blow to the Matrix, and another stupid step in the war between men and bots.