Bullet-Time Blunder

Neo and Trinity trudged wearily towards Morpheus's office in Zion. Thankfully, Neo had changed clothes since grocery store incident and was now not in his dress but in a tight-fitting cheerleaders outfit.
"Wonder what he wants this time?" muttered Trinity resignedly.
"Probably gonna tell us about yet another crap plan to defeat the machines." Replied Neo with equal boredom.

As they approached Morpheus's chambers they head the sound of creaking springs and mad shouts. At first Neo assumed that Morpheus had got some girl drunk and taken her back to his room with him again, but then he realised that the sounds weren't.that kind of sound.
"You had better wait here Trinity." he said, "I'll see what the old fart's up to." He turned and strode boldly in. What he saw upon entering made his legs turn to jelly and his mind reel, however.
Morpheus was bouncing up and down on his huge four-poster bed wearing nothing but a ridiculous pink thong and a top hat. As he bounced he sang gleefully-
"Chocolate spread, chocolate spread, so delicious it'll make you dead! It'll make you dead, it'll make you dead, it's so delicious it's chocolate spread!!! Yippee!"
Neo's mouth fell open. Morpheus paused in his bouncing to say- "Neo! Saviour! Good to see you! I just had the most delicious chocolate spread on toast and it made want to, get my boobs out so I did!" Neo turned and ran from the room as Morpheus started yelling
"REJOICE IN HAMBURGERS AND CHEESE!!!" at the top of his voice.

"What's up? What happened?" Asked Trinity as Neo dragged her away from the demented shouts. "He's finally cracked." Said Neo shakily.
Then he broke down and cried.

In the darkness under Morpheus's bed, some one muttered, "My plan is almost complete!" As they said this they gently pushed a jar of 'Choco Spready!' into the light. With a cry Morpheus had bounded on it and started sampling the contents greedily.

The voice under the bed chuckled.