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support of my fics. I suggest you read their fics. They are VERY good.
Also, this chapter is pretty long. ---
Piccolo's World III: The Cigar
Chapter II
When Piccolo changed into his an exact replica of his old suit and left to kill Mr. Satan, Cell called Nappa, Radditz, Tien, and Chouzu to a meeting.
"For years we have served Lord Piccolo," Cell began, "and he has rewarded us greatly. However, he has kept a secret from us as well. A secret that the crazy bastard could destroy us with. Mr. Piccolo has in his possession a single cigar capable of raising any power level greatly and quickly healing any wounds. All of this comes from a single hit of the cigar. Piccolo only wants it for himself!"
"What?!" they all exclaimed.
"I suggest we kill Piccolo and steal his cigar so that we can produce it in mass numbers for only ourselves. With those cigars we can finally rule the universe!"
Everyone cheered. They liked the idea.
---
Mr. Satan was in his gym punching the fuck out of a punching bag with Piccolo's face on it. Watching him were fifteen of his trainees. After about ten punches Mr. Satan destroyed the punching bag. He held his arms in the air and shouted, "Yeah! Go me! Take that you green alien freak from Hell! Hail Satan!! Hail Satan!!"
Mr. Satan began walking around the room with his arms in the air and his eyes closed. He continued to shout, "Hail Satan!!"
Soon his trainees were shouting "Hail Satan!!" as well. After ten minutes of this Mr. Satan opened his eyes and saw all his trainees were dead around him. His big smile went away and he lowered his arms. "Uhm guys?"
"They're dead," a voice said from behind.
Mr. Satan spun around and saw Piccolo step out from the shadows. He was wearing a nice, clean black business suit. When Piccolo straightened his tie Mr. Satan's look turned to fear.
"M-M-Mr. Piccolo," he stuttered.
"Shut the fuck up," Piccolo ordered. "You think you can destroy me?"
As Piccolo spoke he took a step forward, and Mr. Satan a step back. "No, of course not," Mr. Satan replied frightened.
"Yeah, well, I don't appreciate you calling me a green alien from Hell. Just because I am indeed a green alien from Hell doesn't mean you can call me it. Now die!"
"Oh noooooo!" Mr. Satan exclaimed.
---
Vegeta no longer had a place to live. For two weeks he had just been wandering around the city by himself, eating and smoking weed when he could. He missed his store. Unfortunately, there was only one place to go: Kakarot's place.
"Kakarot," Vegeta said disgustedly. "I should just kill that dumb fuck."
Vegeta made his way to the apartment and knocked on Goku's door. Goku answered it and he seemed rather happy to se Vegeta.
"I need a place to say," Vegeta said. "Can I live here for awhile?"
"Of course you can," Goku replied. "Come on in."
Vegeta came in and saw Krillen there as well. All three sat on the couch, Vegeta on the right, Krillen center, and Goku left. Krillen pulled out a bag of 'shrooms. "Let's eat."
"Excellent," Vegeta replied. He was hungry and didn't ask what they tasted like, and he had no idea what they were capable of. He ate one and his face turned to disgust. "That tasted like shit! Who the fuck made these things? I'll kill the motherfucker!"
"Take it easy," Goku said. "Food is food."
"Yeah, but damn. These are horrible!"
Goku and Krillen laughed but continued to eat them. Vegeta finally joined them and tolerated the horrible taste. It wasn't long until Vegeta realized things were. . . different. Everything seemed wavy and the room was blue. He didn't want to feel stupid, so he said nothing.
Krillen pulled out a blunt and said, "Spark that shit Vegeta."
Vegeta did so and took a hit. He noticed it had more effect on him for some reason.
"You gonna pass that shit?" someone asked.
Vegeta turned and noticed Krillen and Goku were gone. Instead Captain Ginyu took their place. Vegeta didn't even seem to care, and his look was an "I don't care" look. He gave the blunt to Ginyu.
"It's real nice of you to let me smoke with you," Ginyu said while taking a hit.
"No problem. Does the room look blue to you?"
"Nah, looks green to me."
Ginyu passed it back to Vegeta and said, "That's some good weed. Freeza never let us smoke weed."
Vegeta took a hit. "What a bitch," Vegeta said while blowing out the smoke.
Vegeta's look suddenly changed to a "What the fuck?" look when he saw colorful jellybeans all over the place floating around like on the Janemba movie. Vegeta passed the blunt to Ginyu, but it wasn't Ginyu anymore. It was Janemba himself!
"Fuck!" Vegeta exclaimed. His bloodshot eyes were really wide.
Janemba said nothing. He simply took a couple hits and passed it back. Vegeta couldn't take his eyes off Janemba. Someone then tapped him on his shoulder. Vegeta swung around quickly. Ginyu was there.
"Sorry about that," Ginyu said. "Had to get a drink."
Vegeta saw that Janemba was gone and Ginyu sat back down. Vegeta grabbed some floating jellybeans and started to eat them.
"Those look pretty good," Ginyu said. He started eating them as well. Vegeta, however, was losing it. He started eating the jellybeans without his hands, and he would open his mouth wide. Suddenly his head detached from his body and his continued to eat. The room turned black and he was launched into a blue maze with jellybeans.
"Must. . . eat. . . jellybeans," he said. His voice sounded a bit insane.
Suddenly Vegeta saw himself from a 2-D side-view of his head and found himself in a Pac-Man similar world.
"Vegeta!" Ginyu shouted. His voice an echo. "You gonna pass that?"
Vegeta found himself sitting on the couch with Ginyu and a blunt in his hand. "Oh, sorry about that," Vegeta said. He passed the blunt.
"I'm going for a walk," Vegeta said.
He got up and walked to what he thought was the door. It was actually the window. He saw a staircase leading to the street. However, when he stepped on it his feet crashed through and he fell. Fortunately, he landed on his feet. Ginyu was already waiting for him.
"Vegeta," Ginyu said. "You DO realize you're trippin' like a motherfucker right?"
Vegeta looked down at his feet. "How can that be? I'm standing still!"
---
With one quick chop with his hand Piccolo removed Mr. Satan's head from his body. The look on Mr. Satan's face was a scared one.
"Priceless," Piccolo said with an evil grin. "Just priceless."
He left the gym carrying the head. Millions of spectators were still outside waiting for their savior Satan to show up. Their cheers were silenced when they saw Piccolo. He grabbed the microphone.
"People of Earth," Piccolo said in an evil voice. "You savior is dead! He didn't even put up a fight! I am the rightful owner of Earth! Hail Piccolo!"
---
Back at his mansion, Cell watched the entire thing on T.V. Piccolo continued to shout "Hail Piccolo!" while waving that head around.
"Who does he think he is?" Cell asked. "Stalin?"
---
Piccolo put Mr. Satan's head in front of his face and impersonated him. "Look at me, I'm Mr. Satan. I talked a lot of shit and now I'm dead. That's what I get for defying the Supreme Ruler of Earth Piccolo! I am just a weak regular human. I should just kill myself. Oh wait, Lord Piccolo already did. Thank you Lord Piccolo! I deserved it! Now I'm just a talking afro head!"
Piccolo laughed and tossed the head into the crowd. "Now!" he yelled. "You will all face the wrath of Lord Piccolo! Muhahahahahaha!"
He put a regular weed-filled cigar in his mouth and started shooting powerful ki blasts at the giant crowd. For every attack he threw thousands perished, and he threw hundreds at a time. The Namek laughed insanely as he killed everybody.
---
Cell and the others watched the giant genocide on the news. The newsman said, "Today is a sad day. Our hero Satan was killed today along with millions of his fans by out great leader Lord Piccolo. This just goes to show that the Supreme Ruler of Earth is unstoppable. All this newsman has to say is Hail Piccolo."
Cell turned off the T.V. angrily. "Hail Piccolo huh? Fuck that. They're gonna hail me-err us!"
"Yeah," Radditz replied not noticing what Cell had said. "Us!"
They all laughed evilly. When they stopped Cell said, "Okay, Piccolo will be here soon. Let's get ready."
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Well, there you have it. Chapter 2. As usual, I hope you liked it! See you next time!
Also, this chapter is pretty long. ---
Piccolo's World III: The Cigar
Chapter II
When Piccolo changed into his an exact replica of his old suit and left to kill Mr. Satan, Cell called Nappa, Radditz, Tien, and Chouzu to a meeting.
"For years we have served Lord Piccolo," Cell began, "and he has rewarded us greatly. However, he has kept a secret from us as well. A secret that the crazy bastard could destroy us with. Mr. Piccolo has in his possession a single cigar capable of raising any power level greatly and quickly healing any wounds. All of this comes from a single hit of the cigar. Piccolo only wants it for himself!"
"What?!" they all exclaimed.
"I suggest we kill Piccolo and steal his cigar so that we can produce it in mass numbers for only ourselves. With those cigars we can finally rule the universe!"
Everyone cheered. They liked the idea.
---
Mr. Satan was in his gym punching the fuck out of a punching bag with Piccolo's face on it. Watching him were fifteen of his trainees. After about ten punches Mr. Satan destroyed the punching bag. He held his arms in the air and shouted, "Yeah! Go me! Take that you green alien freak from Hell! Hail Satan!! Hail Satan!!"
Mr. Satan began walking around the room with his arms in the air and his eyes closed. He continued to shout, "Hail Satan!!"
Soon his trainees were shouting "Hail Satan!!" as well. After ten minutes of this Mr. Satan opened his eyes and saw all his trainees were dead around him. His big smile went away and he lowered his arms. "Uhm guys?"
"They're dead," a voice said from behind.
Mr. Satan spun around and saw Piccolo step out from the shadows. He was wearing a nice, clean black business suit. When Piccolo straightened his tie Mr. Satan's look turned to fear.
"M-M-Mr. Piccolo," he stuttered.
"Shut the fuck up," Piccolo ordered. "You think you can destroy me?"
As Piccolo spoke he took a step forward, and Mr. Satan a step back. "No, of course not," Mr. Satan replied frightened.
"Yeah, well, I don't appreciate you calling me a green alien from Hell. Just because I am indeed a green alien from Hell doesn't mean you can call me it. Now die!"
"Oh noooooo!" Mr. Satan exclaimed.
---
Vegeta no longer had a place to live. For two weeks he had just been wandering around the city by himself, eating and smoking weed when he could. He missed his store. Unfortunately, there was only one place to go: Kakarot's place.
"Kakarot," Vegeta said disgustedly. "I should just kill that dumb fuck."
Vegeta made his way to the apartment and knocked on Goku's door. Goku answered it and he seemed rather happy to se Vegeta.
"I need a place to say," Vegeta said. "Can I live here for awhile?"
"Of course you can," Goku replied. "Come on in."
Vegeta came in and saw Krillen there as well. All three sat on the couch, Vegeta on the right, Krillen center, and Goku left. Krillen pulled out a bag of 'shrooms. "Let's eat."
"Excellent," Vegeta replied. He was hungry and didn't ask what they tasted like, and he had no idea what they were capable of. He ate one and his face turned to disgust. "That tasted like shit! Who the fuck made these things? I'll kill the motherfucker!"
"Take it easy," Goku said. "Food is food."
"Yeah, but damn. These are horrible!"
Goku and Krillen laughed but continued to eat them. Vegeta finally joined them and tolerated the horrible taste. It wasn't long until Vegeta realized things were. . . different. Everything seemed wavy and the room was blue. He didn't want to feel stupid, so he said nothing.
Krillen pulled out a blunt and said, "Spark that shit Vegeta."
Vegeta did so and took a hit. He noticed it had more effect on him for some reason.
"You gonna pass that shit?" someone asked.
Vegeta turned and noticed Krillen and Goku were gone. Instead Captain Ginyu took their place. Vegeta didn't even seem to care, and his look was an "I don't care" look. He gave the blunt to Ginyu.
"It's real nice of you to let me smoke with you," Ginyu said while taking a hit.
"No problem. Does the room look blue to you?"
"Nah, looks green to me."
Ginyu passed it back to Vegeta and said, "That's some good weed. Freeza never let us smoke weed."
Vegeta took a hit. "What a bitch," Vegeta said while blowing out the smoke.
Vegeta's look suddenly changed to a "What the fuck?" look when he saw colorful jellybeans all over the place floating around like on the Janemba movie. Vegeta passed the blunt to Ginyu, but it wasn't Ginyu anymore. It was Janemba himself!
"Fuck!" Vegeta exclaimed. His bloodshot eyes were really wide.
Janemba said nothing. He simply took a couple hits and passed it back. Vegeta couldn't take his eyes off Janemba. Someone then tapped him on his shoulder. Vegeta swung around quickly. Ginyu was there.
"Sorry about that," Ginyu said. "Had to get a drink."
Vegeta saw that Janemba was gone and Ginyu sat back down. Vegeta grabbed some floating jellybeans and started to eat them.
"Those look pretty good," Ginyu said. He started eating them as well. Vegeta, however, was losing it. He started eating the jellybeans without his hands, and he would open his mouth wide. Suddenly his head detached from his body and his continued to eat. The room turned black and he was launched into a blue maze with jellybeans.
"Must. . . eat. . . jellybeans," he said. His voice sounded a bit insane.
Suddenly Vegeta saw himself from a 2-D side-view of his head and found himself in a Pac-Man similar world.
"Vegeta!" Ginyu shouted. His voice an echo. "You gonna pass that?"
Vegeta found himself sitting on the couch with Ginyu and a blunt in his hand. "Oh, sorry about that," Vegeta said. He passed the blunt.
"I'm going for a walk," Vegeta said.
He got up and walked to what he thought was the door. It was actually the window. He saw a staircase leading to the street. However, when he stepped on it his feet crashed through and he fell. Fortunately, he landed on his feet. Ginyu was already waiting for him.
"Vegeta," Ginyu said. "You DO realize you're trippin' like a motherfucker right?"
Vegeta looked down at his feet. "How can that be? I'm standing still!"
---
With one quick chop with his hand Piccolo removed Mr. Satan's head from his body. The look on Mr. Satan's face was a scared one.
"Priceless," Piccolo said with an evil grin. "Just priceless."
He left the gym carrying the head. Millions of spectators were still outside waiting for their savior Satan to show up. Their cheers were silenced when they saw Piccolo. He grabbed the microphone.
"People of Earth," Piccolo said in an evil voice. "You savior is dead! He didn't even put up a fight! I am the rightful owner of Earth! Hail Piccolo!"
---
Back at his mansion, Cell watched the entire thing on T.V. Piccolo continued to shout "Hail Piccolo!" while waving that head around.
"Who does he think he is?" Cell asked. "Stalin?"
---
Piccolo put Mr. Satan's head in front of his face and impersonated him. "Look at me, I'm Mr. Satan. I talked a lot of shit and now I'm dead. That's what I get for defying the Supreme Ruler of Earth Piccolo! I am just a weak regular human. I should just kill myself. Oh wait, Lord Piccolo already did. Thank you Lord Piccolo! I deserved it! Now I'm just a talking afro head!"
Piccolo laughed and tossed the head into the crowd. "Now!" he yelled. "You will all face the wrath of Lord Piccolo! Muhahahahahaha!"
He put a regular weed-filled cigar in his mouth and started shooting powerful ki blasts at the giant crowd. For every attack he threw thousands perished, and he threw hundreds at a time. The Namek laughed insanely as he killed everybody.
---
Cell and the others watched the giant genocide on the news. The newsman said, "Today is a sad day. Our hero Satan was killed today along with millions of his fans by out great leader Lord Piccolo. This just goes to show that the Supreme Ruler of Earth is unstoppable. All this newsman has to say is Hail Piccolo."
Cell turned off the T.V. angrily. "Hail Piccolo huh? Fuck that. They're gonna hail me-err us!"
"Yeah," Radditz replied not noticing what Cell had said. "Us!"
They all laughed evilly. When they stopped Cell said, "Okay, Piccolo will be here soon. Let's get ready."
********
Well, there you have it. Chapter 2. As usual, I hope you liked it! See you next time!
