Yes, it has been more then long overdue. Unfortunately, real life issues have kept me away from the internet most of the time. However, I plan to be around more, so here it is, the overdue chapter 3!

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Piccolo's World III: The Cigar

Chapter III

Piccolo landed on his front porch to see Chouzu waiting for him.

"Welcome back Mr. Piccolo. I saw you on T.V. Very impressive sir."

Piccolo straightened his tie. "Damn right. I'm the leader of this fucking planet."

He opened the door and just barely saw Cell's fist before it him in the nose. The attack came entirely unexpected. Piccolo fell onto his back and suddenly Tien was standing over him. "Solar Flare!" he shouted.

"Fuck!" Piccolo exclaimed as he was blinded. He was stoned and at the same time this was happening. His mind was going crazy!

Radditz and Nappa showed up and soon everyone was punching and kicking the downed Namek with all their force.

"Good!" Cell shouted in between kicks. "Kill him! Hahahaha! Kill him good!"

After twenty minutes of beating the shit out of Piccolo, Cell bent down and grabbed the cigar out of Piccolo's torn jacket.

Cell grinned. "We have succeeded!"

Everyone cheered and Cell picked up Piccolo by the throat. "Now Mr. Piccolo, you will die."

Cell threw Piccolo far into the air and fired several ki blasts at him. Everyone laughed and went inside.

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Piccolo awoke several days later in the middle of one of his ruined streets. His suit was ruined yet again and his face was covered with bruises and cuts. Cell's attacks had been a little off, so Piccolo survived. He was, however, very weak.

He sat up and saw Vegeta walking along the sidewalk.

"I already told you Ginyu! I don't have any cheeseburgers!" Vegeta shouted angrily.

Vegeta saw Piccolo and walked up to him. "Well, if it isn't the Namek. You look like a salesman that just got jumped."

Piccolo ignored him. "Who were you talking to just now?"

"I am quite obviously talking to Captain Ginyu you dumb bitch. He's standing right next to me."

"Uhh, there's nobody there you moron."

"I always knew that Namek's were weak and pathetic, but I guess they're blind too!"

"Fuck you," Piccolo replied climbing to his feet. Then he changed the subject. "What are you doing out here?"

"Me and Ginyu were just wandering the city. We're on our way back to Kakarot's place."

"You mean Goku's?"

"Did I say Goku bitch? I motherfucking didn't say Goku! I don't know anyone named Goku!"

"Take it easy. Where's he live?"

"Just follow me and Ginyu."

Piccolo sighed. Him and Ginyu?

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They arrived ten minutes later. Piccolo knocked on the door and Goku opened it.

"Hey Piccolo!" Goku said surprised. "What brings you here?"

"I lost my cigar," Piccolo replied.

"Your cigar huh? Don't you know smoking is bad for you?"

Piccolo pointed to the blunt in Goku's right hand. "Then what the fuck is that?"

"I don't know."

Goku took a hit and blew the smoke in Piccolo's face. Piccolo smelled it and became angry. "Well Goku, I guess you don't realize that smoking weed not made by me is illegal. You broke about fifty laws for taking a hit of that, and fifteen more for blowing it in my face."

"Shut the fuck up, Namek," Vegeta ordered pushing him aside. "From the looks of things you're not in charge anymore."

Without warning Piccolo grabbed Vegeta by the throat and threw him against the wall. "You wanna talk shit huh? Come on then bitch."

"Fuck," Vegeta said surprised. "Help me Ginyu."

"Wow," Goku said to Piccolo, "take it easy."

"I'm Lord Piccolo!" Piccolo shouted. "I will kill you!"

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Vegeta's view was entirely different from everyone else's. The world was still colorful and he saw Ginyu punching Piccolo in the back of the head over and over again.

"It's no use!" Ginyu exclaimed. "The Namek is too strong!"

"No he's not," Vegeta replied weakly. "Keep hitting him."

"Who the fuck are you talking to bitch?" Piccolo asked angrily.

Ginyu socked Piccolo in the face. It did nothing.

"Piccolo!" Goku shouted. "Let him go!"

"Fuck you," Piccolo replied. "I'm gonna kill him!"

Ginyu jumped on Piccolo's back and attempted to choke him. Piccolo didn't even move.

"I'm sorry Vegeta," Ginyu apologized. "I can't do shit to this guy."

Vegeta's eyes began to close as he drifted off into unconsciousness. "See you in Hell Ginyu," Vegeta said weakly.

"Quit talking about Ginyu!" Piccolo shouted. He was now angrier then ever. "There is no Ginyu!"

"That's enough!" Goku shouted and went Super Saiyajin 2. He punched Piccolo in the face and caused the Namek to fly through the roof of the building and disappear into the sky. Vegeta fell to the ground gasping for breath.

"I hope I didn't kill him," Goku said.

"I do," Vegeta replied, "he's a wimp. I let him do that to me."

"Bullshit Vegeta, I saw your look."

"Uhhh. . . I was just acting like the Namek was going to beat me. I was about to beat him until you got in the way, so fuck you Kakarot."

Goku sighed. "Whatever Vegeta, I could tell you were losing it. You were telling Captain Ginyu to help you for crying out loud! Ginyu isn't here."

"Yeah he is. Don't you see him? He's standing right next to me."

"Yeah," Ginyu said.

"You're crazy Vegeta. I don't want you living with me anymore."

"Fine then bitch. Your place sucks anyway. Let's get outta here Ginyu."

"Yeah, this guy's a prick," Ginyu replied.

Ginyu followed Vegeta out of the building. Goku shook his head and went back inside.

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Well, that's the end of this chapter. Please review! Reviews = encouragement. Also, to The Dbz Dealer, I'm glad that you're glad that I'm back. When I read chapter 2 of your newest fic and saw what you said, it made me feel a whole lot better.