Armageddon 2...Judgement day

by weirdDAR

(Author's note: The trailer was the begining of the movie, and now I'm going to continue where it left off....so be sure you read the first chapter.)

Liv: She's gaining!

(Bruce turns around, points the shotgun at Jennifer, and shoots. Jennifer falls down and rolls on the road. She stops there, and Bruce continues driving.)

Liv: Could you pull over, please?

(Bruce pulls over, Liv jumps off the bike.)

Liv: Can you explain something for me...?

Bruce: I'll try.

Liv: What's going on? I thought you were dead? Why are you here? How are you here?

Bruce: I didn't die in that explosion.

FLASHBACK!!!!!

(Armageddon, where the ship takes off, leaving Bruce Willis behind. BLA BLA BLA. He presses the button, and suddenly, NEO flys behind him, and picks him up, saving him from the horrible death. Neo lands on the moon.)

Bruce: What the hell...?

Neo: Listen! You're very important! In the future, you lead a team of rebels to fight the robots that attempt to destroy humanity.

Bruce: No! I was suppose to die! For my country! For Earth!

Neo: Look, trust me on this...

Bruce: Trust you? You can't even use more than three syllables at a time.

Neo:....so?

Bruce: Take me back to Earth...So I can kill myself...for my country.

Neo: I'm going to send you to the year 2003. That's where I'm from. You have to save Liv Tyler. An angry whore named Jennifer--

Bruce: (Completes the sentence)--Lopez!

Neo: Right. Kill Ben Afflect though.

Bruce: Why?

Neo: It's Ben Afflect...besides, you know you want to...since he DID upstage you in Armageddon.

Bruce: You're right. Send me back.

(Neo opens a time portal and Bruce Willis jumps in.

Neo stands in silence, noticing he isn't wearing a space suit, so he falls over and dies.)

[Back to the present.]

Liv: I guess that would explain a lot.

Bruce: So I have been sent here to save you, to save the world.

Liv: What I don't get is what I have to do with the robots that try to destroy the human race.

Bruce: (Reaches in his pocket) My work here is done.

Liv: Wait! Jennifer Lopez isn't going to reform or anything? She died just like that?

Bruce: Yes. You're thinking of Reese Witherspoon. She has the power to reform a bullet wound.

Liv: Oh, right. My bad.

Bruce: That reminds me, I have to go attempt to destroy her.

Liv: What? Why?

Bruce: She wants to make a third Leagally Blonde movie.

Liv: (Salutes) Go with God.

Bruce: (Returns a salute, and pulls a golden ring out of his pocket.) I have my mission, and here is yours...I need you to take this ring to a volcano and destroy it.

Liv: Why?

Bruce: It's powerful...plus (looks around, and whispers) I stole this from that lil' fucker Frodo. That'll show him. Anyway, I need it destroyed.

Liv: Why a volcano?

Bruce: Because it's more of a challenge...would it be interesting to say you could just break it in half? No! Take it to a volcano.

Liv: Alright...hey, will I ever see you again?

Bruce: Negative. I was ordered to never be in another movie with you again, because it would ruin my career.

Liv: I understand.

(Bruce leaves Liv there, holding the ring out...just like Frodo in the Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring poster.)

(Liv looks around, and notices the Empire State Building. She climbs to the top, and slowly drops the ring. The ring catches on fire and slams straight into a stone that was sitting on the sidewalk below. One part of the ring is hanging out, Liv slides down the Empire State Building, and grabs a megaphone.)

Liv: Listen, people! He who shall pull this ring out of this stone...is the ONE.

(No one cares.)

Liv: (To herself) Fine. I'll just destroy it.

(She takes the ring out of the stone and throws it in a just-so-happen-to-be-nearby volcano.)

Liv: My work here is done.

Familar voice: Not quite yet.

(Liv turns around and notices her new enemy.)

Liv: You!

Familar voice: Me!

Liv: What do you want?

Familar voice: Vengence!

Liv: I have no clue what you're talking about!

(Ha! It's Steven Tyler!)

Steven: (Breaths deep) Liv...

Liv: What's wrong with your voice?

Steven: Drugs.

Liv: Oh, sorry. Please continue.

Steven: Liv...I am your father...

Liv: (In tears) No! That's impossible! It can't be.

Steven: It can...and it is.

(Pulls out a light"sword" and cuts Liv's hand off.

Liv screams and looks down the hole of the Volcano. She decided to take her chances, she jumped down and headed towards the lava.)

Liv: Oh shit! Bad move!

TO BE CONTINUED.....

Please Review, so I'll have the will to continue.