I am glad you liked the previous chapter. I didn't want you guys to wait
for too long for Chapter 4, so here it is.
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Piccolo's World III: The Cigar
Chapter IV
Piccolo just happened to land on top of none other then Yamcha's hover convertible. The entire car was smashed from the force. Yamcha, who had pulled over to take a piss, ran back and shouted, "Holy shit, my new car! This always happens!"
"Good God," Yamcha continued "look at this shit. Who the fuck? Piccolo?"
Piccolo tried to speak but couldn't. He was too weak. Yamcha didn't even seem to notice. He continued with his outrage: "Is this some sort of joke Piccolo? Please get the fuck off my car."
"Give me. . . a . . . senzu bean," Piccolo finally managed to say.
"A senzu bean? I don't have any yo, and besides, you don't eat anything right?"
"Just fucking do it," Piccolo ordered.
"Fine," Yamcha replied, "I'll find you a damn senzu bean. You're paying for my precious car though!"
Yamcha left to find a senzu bean and Piccolo went unconscious. He awoke again that night. Yamcha hadn't even come back yet. He searched his ruined jacket for something to smoke. He desperately needed to get high. He located one of his cigars.
"That smell seems so familiar," Piccolo said aloud. Then he realized what it was: The Special Special Cigar! Cell had taken the wrong one! Without any hesitation Piccolo lit it and took several big hits without even stopping for a moment.
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It took Yamcha all day to find a senzu bean, but he managed to pull it off. However, he was caught completely off-guard when he saw his car in thousands of pieces. Before it had just been smashed, now. . .
"Nooooooooooo!!" he exclaimed. "My car! My precious car!"
He fell to the ground on his knees and started picking up the pieces. "Look at this! Where the fuck is that green bastard Piccolo?"
"Behind you," Piccolo said in a voice of pure evil.
Yamcha spun around and saw that Piccolo was taller, buffer, and wore a new black suit. His eyes were completely red and a huge grin was on his face. Yamcha didn't even seem to notice, all he cared about was his car. He stood up and shouted, "What the fuck did you do to my car Piccolo?! Look at this fucking mess!"
Without warning Piccolo punched Yamcha's head off with ease. That was the end of Yamcha.
"Now," Piccolo said evilly, "I will kill those that betrayed me. But first . . ."
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Vegeta was sitting on the curb smoking some good weed that was rolled in a nice blunt.
"Fuck you Ginyu," Vegeta said, "I'm not letting you hit off this. . . I don't care if you think I'm like Freeza! I'm the one that almost got killed by that bitch-ass Namek! I earned this."
Vegeta took a nice big hit and blew it in Ginyu's face. He still believed Ginyu was there. "You're MY bitch Ginyu! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Vegeta was still laughing when Piccolo's powerful energy beam hit him and destroyed him with the rest of the block.
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Goku was sleeping on his couch and Krillen on the floor when Piccolo kicked the door down and came in. They both woke up from their weed-filled dreams.
"Holy shit!" Krillen exclaimed. "It's Piccolo!"
Piccolo picked Krillen up and popped his head off like a cork. Goku stood up and said, "I can't find the Dragonballs anymore, y'know! You just killed him forever!"
"Good," Piccolo replied. With quick speed Piccolo punched a hole in Goku's stomach. It was so quick that Goku didn't even notice.
"And also," Goku continued, "It wasn't necessary to kick my door down! What's your problem Piccolo?"
"I'm not the one with the problem. You are."
Piccolo pointed to the hole in Goku's stomach. Goku looked down and said, "Fuck. How did that happen?"
Then he fell to the ground dead. Piccolo straightened his tie and left. He flew high into the air above the city and charged up an attack.
"Don't fuck with Lord Piccolo!" the Namek shouted and destroyed the city with a single attack.
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Cell watched the entire thing from his office (formerly Piccolo's office). The entire area was lit up with the brightness of the attack. Tien entered his office without knocking and asked, "Did you see that?"
"No shit. It wasn't hard to miss."
"What are we gonna do? Piccolo's gonna be pissed that we betrayed him! We're doomed!"
"Don't worry. We still have the Cigar. The Namek doesn't stand a chance. However, have Radditz assist Nappa at the gate. Knowing him he will try to go through the gate first."
Tien nodded and went to go tell Radditz. He didn't believe the two stood a chance, but oh well.
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Well, that's Chapter 4. I hope you enjoyed! I will get the next chapter up as soon as possible.
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Piccolo's World III: The Cigar
Chapter IV
Piccolo just happened to land on top of none other then Yamcha's hover convertible. The entire car was smashed from the force. Yamcha, who had pulled over to take a piss, ran back and shouted, "Holy shit, my new car! This always happens!"
"Good God," Yamcha continued "look at this shit. Who the fuck? Piccolo?"
Piccolo tried to speak but couldn't. He was too weak. Yamcha didn't even seem to notice. He continued with his outrage: "Is this some sort of joke Piccolo? Please get the fuck off my car."
"Give me. . . a . . . senzu bean," Piccolo finally managed to say.
"A senzu bean? I don't have any yo, and besides, you don't eat anything right?"
"Just fucking do it," Piccolo ordered.
"Fine," Yamcha replied, "I'll find you a damn senzu bean. You're paying for my precious car though!"
Yamcha left to find a senzu bean and Piccolo went unconscious. He awoke again that night. Yamcha hadn't even come back yet. He searched his ruined jacket for something to smoke. He desperately needed to get high. He located one of his cigars.
"That smell seems so familiar," Piccolo said aloud. Then he realized what it was: The Special Special Cigar! Cell had taken the wrong one! Without any hesitation Piccolo lit it and took several big hits without even stopping for a moment.
---
It took Yamcha all day to find a senzu bean, but he managed to pull it off. However, he was caught completely off-guard when he saw his car in thousands of pieces. Before it had just been smashed, now. . .
"Nooooooooooo!!" he exclaimed. "My car! My precious car!"
He fell to the ground on his knees and started picking up the pieces. "Look at this! Where the fuck is that green bastard Piccolo?"
"Behind you," Piccolo said in a voice of pure evil.
Yamcha spun around and saw that Piccolo was taller, buffer, and wore a new black suit. His eyes were completely red and a huge grin was on his face. Yamcha didn't even seem to notice, all he cared about was his car. He stood up and shouted, "What the fuck did you do to my car Piccolo?! Look at this fucking mess!"
Without warning Piccolo punched Yamcha's head off with ease. That was the end of Yamcha.
"Now," Piccolo said evilly, "I will kill those that betrayed me. But first . . ."
---
Vegeta was sitting on the curb smoking some good weed that was rolled in a nice blunt.
"Fuck you Ginyu," Vegeta said, "I'm not letting you hit off this. . . I don't care if you think I'm like Freeza! I'm the one that almost got killed by that bitch-ass Namek! I earned this."
Vegeta took a nice big hit and blew it in Ginyu's face. He still believed Ginyu was there. "You're MY bitch Ginyu! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Vegeta was still laughing when Piccolo's powerful energy beam hit him and destroyed him with the rest of the block.
---
Goku was sleeping on his couch and Krillen on the floor when Piccolo kicked the door down and came in. They both woke up from their weed-filled dreams.
"Holy shit!" Krillen exclaimed. "It's Piccolo!"
Piccolo picked Krillen up and popped his head off like a cork. Goku stood up and said, "I can't find the Dragonballs anymore, y'know! You just killed him forever!"
"Good," Piccolo replied. With quick speed Piccolo punched a hole in Goku's stomach. It was so quick that Goku didn't even notice.
"And also," Goku continued, "It wasn't necessary to kick my door down! What's your problem Piccolo?"
"I'm not the one with the problem. You are."
Piccolo pointed to the hole in Goku's stomach. Goku looked down and said, "Fuck. How did that happen?"
Then he fell to the ground dead. Piccolo straightened his tie and left. He flew high into the air above the city and charged up an attack.
"Don't fuck with Lord Piccolo!" the Namek shouted and destroyed the city with a single attack.
---
Cell watched the entire thing from his office (formerly Piccolo's office). The entire area was lit up with the brightness of the attack. Tien entered his office without knocking and asked, "Did you see that?"
"No shit. It wasn't hard to miss."
"What are we gonna do? Piccolo's gonna be pissed that we betrayed him! We're doomed!"
"Don't worry. We still have the Cigar. The Namek doesn't stand a chance. However, have Radditz assist Nappa at the gate. Knowing him he will try to go through the gate first."
Tien nodded and went to go tell Radditz. He didn't believe the two stood a chance, but oh well.
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Well, that's Chapter 4. I hope you enjoyed! I will get the next chapter up as soon as possible.
