Title: I was Sugar-Hi. That's why!
Summary: What happens when I get sugar-hi. I go crazy and start writing
stupid stuff. This is karaoke. We will have solos and duets. Ryou and Marik
became a couple
Rating: Pg. For slight cursing.
Chapter: 6 Poor Ryou.
Key:
Some one: Talk
\\Yami to light\\
/Light to Yami/
*Thought*
(Action)
Yami= Yami Yugi
Bakura= Yami Bakura
Ryou= Ryou Bakura
Yugi= Yugi Mutuo Téa= Téa Gardner Tristan= Tristan Taylor Joey= Joey Wheeler Marik= Yami Marik Malik= Malik Ishatar. ((Me interrupting the story))
Italic= singing
~*~*~*~=Scene change. *~*~*~*=Beginning of story. .::.::.::.::.=End of story. Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or the characters, songs, or anything except for my two cents. The Yami's have there own bodies, and not just floating or taking over there light's bodies. There's no singing in this chapter.
*~*~*~*
Ryou: So what should I sing?
Bakura: what about. 'Born to make you happy' by Britney Spears?
Ryou: Why I'm not a girl.
Bakura: *I have an idea!MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!* Hay Ryou. why don't we try out my plan.
Ryou: First you tell me your idea.
Bakura: Never. It's a surprise idea.
Ryou: what will happen if I say yes?
Bakura: I won't beat you for.
Ryou: Three days?
Bakura: Okay three days it is, and I even promise to sing any song with you, that you want to sing.
Ryou: Okay what's you idea. I promise to do it no matter how bad it is.
Bakura: You have to dress, wear make-up, talk, and also walk like a girl!
Ryou: What?! Never!
Bakura: You promised so now you have to do it.
Ryou: Why?
Bakura: Because you promised.
Ryou: Fine, but who's going to help you give me a makeover?
Bakura: Marik, and Malik.
Ryou: Are you sure about that?
Bakura: No I still have to ask. But I know that they'll do it.
Ryou: How can you be so sure?
Bakura: Because I just am.
Ryou: You're ego is too big.
Bakura: (sticks out his tongue) At least I have an ego.
Ryou: Let's just go and ask Marik and Malik if they will help.
Bakura: Okay lets go.
(Ryou and Bakura go off to find Marik and Malik.)
~*~*~*~
(Marik and Malik are on the couch desiding what to do)
Marik: So what do you want to do?
Malik: I don't know, what do you wanna do?
Marik: I don't know, what do you want to do?
Malik: I don't know, what do you wanna do?
(Bakura and Ryou walk over to the couch)
Bakura: Marik, Malik do you guys want to help me turn Ryou into a girl.
Marik: hmmm. sure I'll help.
Malik: Maybe. hell why not. I need something to do. It's so boring.
Bakura: Let's also ask Téa to help. She's bound to have make-up.
(Bakura, Ryou, Malik, and Marik set out to find Téa.)
~*~*~*~
Marik: There she is.
Téa: hay guys what's up?
Malik: We were wondering, if you could help us turn Ryou into a girl.
Téa: sure I have just the stuff to do this with!!
Ryou: Why am I not surprised?
Téa: Because I like turning guys into girls.
Ryou: (Silently prays to God) Please lord let her have mercy on me!
Téa, Marik, Malik, and Bakura: Let's get started!
Téa: Okay peoples I'm going to give you all jobs. Okay? (All nod head) Good. Malik, go get a gray top and gray skirt from my backpack. Marik, go get some make-up form Yugis room. I keep some in there. Actually I keep make-up at all of your houses. (All except Malik nod ((Because Malik is getting the top and the skirt))) Okay Bakura go get the gray platforms in the closet. (By now everyone was there seeing what they were doing). Now Ryou.(Turns around and Ryou's not there) now where did he go? Bakura, were's Ryou?
Bakura: How should I know? Oh right the mind link thing. \\Ryou come out of your hiding place\\
Ryou: /Never/
Bakura: \\I know where you are!\\
Ryou: /Were am I?//
Bakura: \\in the closet\\ come on guys I know where he is. (They all walk to the closet ((not the closet from were Bakura got the shoes from)) opens the door and there's Ryou. Muahahahahahahaha I found you!
Ryou: Fine. I'll get out. (Reluctantly leaves his spot)
( Bakura, Téa, Marik, and Malik follow Ryou back to the kitchen)
Téa: so did you guys get what I wanted you guys to get?
Bakura: Yeah.
Malik: Yup!
Marik: Hell yeah!
Téa: Good now go away and let me get to work.
(Malik, Marik, and Bakura leave)
Téa: Now Ryou sit down and well get started.
(Ryou sits down)
Téa: (Grabs a brush and brushes he's hair softly, next she hands him the clothes.) Ryou go to the bathroom and get changed. Okay and no running away or else. And when you come out I'll do your make up for you.
Ryou: yes sir. er. mama (walks to the bathroom and gets changed into the clothes Téa gave for him to wear. Then he realizes he should shave. So he calls for Téa) Téa I need a razor.
Téa: oh, I forgot to give you that here you go. (Téa hands Ryou the razor, and walks back to the kitcken to wait for Ryou to get finished.)
Everybody else: (Fast asleep) Zzzzzzz.
Ryou: Now. I'm almost done. Finished. Now the tricky part putting on the clothes.
Bakura: \\Ryou are you almost done?\\
Ryou: /I'm done shaving!/
Bakura: \\I meant clothes, are you done dressing?\\
Ryou: /Nope/
Bakura: \\Then get started\\
Ryou: /I am getting started, I have the skirt on/
~*~*~*~ (Three minutes later)
Ryou: Yes I'm finished!!!
Téa: Good now let us see you.
Bakura: Just wait, we have to wake everybody up. And get our cameras ready.
Bakura: (Runs around screaming this) EVERYBODY WAKE UP RYOU'S DONE DRESSING.
Everybody: (is up and has his or hers cameras ready)
Ryou:(Walks out of the bathroom) How horrible is it?
Everybody: (Staring at Ryou and how fenimen(SP?) he looks. They all look away) Téa you did an amazing job! (Everyone tells Téa)
Téa: I know I'm not only a cheer leader. I'm an artist. (Does a weird pose)
Everyone: (Sweat drop)
Téa: Now I need to do your make-up. (sits Ryou down on the chair and starts to put eyeliner on, next she puts eye shadow, lipstick, mascara, and powder on.) all done. Now put these in the bra. (hands him two melons.)
Ryou: (eyes the melons sespicasly(S.P?), then puts then in the bra that was with the clothes.) now what?
Téa: we take a walk to the store on the street to see how guys react. But we should take Marik and Bakura for protection.
Ryou: so lets go ask them.
Téa: let me ask Marik and Bakura if they'll go with us.
Ryou: Okay, go.
(Téa walks off to Marik and Bakura)
Téa: Marik, Bakura can you guys come with us on a walk?
Marik: what for?
Téa: for protection.
Bakura: I'll go as Ryou's brother.
Téa: okay how about you Marik?
Marik: fine I'll go as your brother.
Téa: okay lets go.
.::.::.::.::.
End of the chapter! Sorry I have to go to school now. I'll update sooner. Bye-bye.
Ryou= Ryou Bakura
Yugi= Yugi Mutuo Téa= Téa Gardner Tristan= Tristan Taylor Joey= Joey Wheeler Marik= Yami Marik Malik= Malik Ishatar. ((Me interrupting the story))
Italic= singing
~*~*~*~=Scene change. *~*~*~*=Beginning of story. .::.::.::.::.=End of story. Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or the characters, songs, or anything except for my two cents. The Yami's have there own bodies, and not just floating or taking over there light's bodies. There's no singing in this chapter.
*~*~*~*
Ryou: So what should I sing?
Bakura: what about. 'Born to make you happy' by Britney Spears?
Ryou: Why I'm not a girl.
Bakura: *I have an idea!MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!* Hay Ryou. why don't we try out my plan.
Ryou: First you tell me your idea.
Bakura: Never. It's a surprise idea.
Ryou: what will happen if I say yes?
Bakura: I won't beat you for.
Ryou: Three days?
Bakura: Okay three days it is, and I even promise to sing any song with you, that you want to sing.
Ryou: Okay what's you idea. I promise to do it no matter how bad it is.
Bakura: You have to dress, wear make-up, talk, and also walk like a girl!
Ryou: What?! Never!
Bakura: You promised so now you have to do it.
Ryou: Why?
Bakura: Because you promised.
Ryou: Fine, but who's going to help you give me a makeover?
Bakura: Marik, and Malik.
Ryou: Are you sure about that?
Bakura: No I still have to ask. But I know that they'll do it.
Ryou: How can you be so sure?
Bakura: Because I just am.
Ryou: You're ego is too big.
Bakura: (sticks out his tongue) At least I have an ego.
Ryou: Let's just go and ask Marik and Malik if they will help.
Bakura: Okay lets go.
(Ryou and Bakura go off to find Marik and Malik.)
~*~*~*~
(Marik and Malik are on the couch desiding what to do)
Marik: So what do you want to do?
Malik: I don't know, what do you wanna do?
Marik: I don't know, what do you want to do?
Malik: I don't know, what do you wanna do?
(Bakura and Ryou walk over to the couch)
Bakura: Marik, Malik do you guys want to help me turn Ryou into a girl.
Marik: hmmm. sure I'll help.
Malik: Maybe. hell why not. I need something to do. It's so boring.
Bakura: Let's also ask Téa to help. She's bound to have make-up.
(Bakura, Ryou, Malik, and Marik set out to find Téa.)
~*~*~*~
Marik: There she is.
Téa: hay guys what's up?
Malik: We were wondering, if you could help us turn Ryou into a girl.
Téa: sure I have just the stuff to do this with!!
Ryou: Why am I not surprised?
Téa: Because I like turning guys into girls.
Ryou: (Silently prays to God) Please lord let her have mercy on me!
Téa, Marik, Malik, and Bakura: Let's get started!
Téa: Okay peoples I'm going to give you all jobs. Okay? (All nod head) Good. Malik, go get a gray top and gray skirt from my backpack. Marik, go get some make-up form Yugis room. I keep some in there. Actually I keep make-up at all of your houses. (All except Malik nod ((Because Malik is getting the top and the skirt))) Okay Bakura go get the gray platforms in the closet. (By now everyone was there seeing what they were doing). Now Ryou.(Turns around and Ryou's not there) now where did he go? Bakura, were's Ryou?
Bakura: How should I know? Oh right the mind link thing. \\Ryou come out of your hiding place\\
Ryou: /Never/
Bakura: \\I know where you are!\\
Ryou: /Were am I?//
Bakura: \\in the closet\\ come on guys I know where he is. (They all walk to the closet ((not the closet from were Bakura got the shoes from)) opens the door and there's Ryou. Muahahahahahahaha I found you!
Ryou: Fine. I'll get out. (Reluctantly leaves his spot)
( Bakura, Téa, Marik, and Malik follow Ryou back to the kitchen)
Téa: so did you guys get what I wanted you guys to get?
Bakura: Yeah.
Malik: Yup!
Marik: Hell yeah!
Téa: Good now go away and let me get to work.
(Malik, Marik, and Bakura leave)
Téa: Now Ryou sit down and well get started.
(Ryou sits down)
Téa: (Grabs a brush and brushes he's hair softly, next she hands him the clothes.) Ryou go to the bathroom and get changed. Okay and no running away or else. And when you come out I'll do your make up for you.
Ryou: yes sir. er. mama (walks to the bathroom and gets changed into the clothes Téa gave for him to wear. Then he realizes he should shave. So he calls for Téa) Téa I need a razor.
Téa: oh, I forgot to give you that here you go. (Téa hands Ryou the razor, and walks back to the kitcken to wait for Ryou to get finished.)
Everybody else: (Fast asleep) Zzzzzzz.
Ryou: Now. I'm almost done. Finished. Now the tricky part putting on the clothes.
Bakura: \\Ryou are you almost done?\\
Ryou: /I'm done shaving!/
Bakura: \\I meant clothes, are you done dressing?\\
Ryou: /Nope/
Bakura: \\Then get started\\
Ryou: /I am getting started, I have the skirt on/
~*~*~*~ (Three minutes later)
Ryou: Yes I'm finished!!!
Téa: Good now let us see you.
Bakura: Just wait, we have to wake everybody up. And get our cameras ready.
Bakura: (Runs around screaming this) EVERYBODY WAKE UP RYOU'S DONE DRESSING.
Everybody: (is up and has his or hers cameras ready)
Ryou:(Walks out of the bathroom) How horrible is it?
Everybody: (Staring at Ryou and how fenimen(SP?) he looks. They all look away) Téa you did an amazing job! (Everyone tells Téa)
Téa: I know I'm not only a cheer leader. I'm an artist. (Does a weird pose)
Everyone: (Sweat drop)
Téa: Now I need to do your make-up. (sits Ryou down on the chair and starts to put eyeliner on, next she puts eye shadow, lipstick, mascara, and powder on.) all done. Now put these in the bra. (hands him two melons.)
Ryou: (eyes the melons sespicasly(S.P?), then puts then in the bra that was with the clothes.) now what?
Téa: we take a walk to the store on the street to see how guys react. But we should take Marik and Bakura for protection.
Ryou: so lets go ask them.
Téa: let me ask Marik and Bakura if they'll go with us.
Ryou: Okay, go.
(Téa walks off to Marik and Bakura)
Téa: Marik, Bakura can you guys come with us on a walk?
Marik: what for?
Téa: for protection.
Bakura: I'll go as Ryou's brother.
Téa: okay how about you Marik?
Marik: fine I'll go as your brother.
Téa: okay lets go.
.::.::.::.::.
End of the chapter! Sorry I have to go to school now. I'll update sooner. Bye-bye.
