Title: I was Sugar-Hi. That's why! Summary: What happens when I get sugar-hi. I go crazy and start writing stupid stuff. This is karaoke. We will have solos and duets. Ryou and Marik became a couple Rating: Pg. For slight cursing. Chapter: 7 Ryou and Marik sings Key: Some one: Talk \\Yami to light\\ /Light to Yami/ *Thought* (Action) Yami= Yami Yugi Bakura= Yami Bakura

Ryou= Ryou Bakura

Yugi= Yugi Mutuo Téa= Téa Gardner Tristan= Tristan Taylor Joey= Joey Wheeler Marik= Yami Marik Malik= Malik Ishatar. ((Me interrupting the story))

Italic= singing

~*~*~*~=Scene change. *~*~*~*=Beginning of story. .::.::.::.::.=End of story. Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or the characters, songs, or anything except for my two cents. The Yami's have there own bodies, and not just floating or taking over there light's bodies.

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(Téa, Marik, Bakura, and Ryou are walking to the food store ((which in this fic is in the 'bad' area of town)).)

Tuff guy #1: Hey girls, wanna get with some real men. We'll show you a real good time. ((has a mask on))

Téa: No, we're fine.

Tuff guy #2: What 'bout you honey? (Eyes Ryou.)((Also has a mask on))

Ryou: (In the most girlish voice he can manage) No thank you. (Walks faster)

Tuff guy #2: I don't think you wan to say no to us.

Bakura: Well if you don't get away from my girl, Téa ((Wired, no? I had to, but I don no why))and my lill sis, I'll kill you. Got it.

Tuff guy #1: I'm sooo scared. Please my cat scares me more then you do.

Marik: You're stupid not to be scared of Bakura.

Tuff Guy #2: Why should we be scared of either of you?

Marik: Him because he can break into your house with out breaking a sweat, and me because I'm insane. (Laughs insanely)

Tuff guy#2: (rolls eyes, they land on Ryou again. Looks him up and down. And stares at his 'breast' ((which are the melons)).)

Ryou: (whispers to Marik) Help. I'm scared of him.

Marik: You got a problem with my girl?

Tuff guy #2: Yeah, she should be mine.

Marik: Why is that?

Tuff guy #2: because, she just should be.

Tuff guy #1: well prove that she's your girl.

Marik: And how would I do that?

Tuff guy #1,2: You should give her a big smooch on the lips.

Marik: (Thinks about it) *Dude that's Ryou. Not a girl. I would never do that. but then again I would be able to take it off my 'list of things to do'. so should I. or shouldn't I? Hell I'll do it* Fine I'll prove to you that she's my girl. I'll give her a big smooch.

Ryou: (looks shocked) *I guess that thing on my 'list of things to try' will be able to be crossed out*

Marik: (walks up to Ryou, and gives him a big bruising kiss)

(Two minutes later)

Bakura: Marik, I think you can stop now.

Tuff guy #2: (pulls off the mask he had on. It's Tristan) Marik, it's Tristan and Joey. We wanted to see if we could trick you.

Tuff guy #1: (also pulls off mask and it's Joey) Yeah Marik.

Marik/Ryou: (still haven't stopped)

Bakura: Yo dude, stop kissing my light. (Pulls Marik and Ryou apart. They whine) Ryou. are you gay?

Ryou: (blushes) I don't think so. I might be. I'm not sure.

Marik: I know I'm not gay. (Says this a little to fast, and gets some weird looks)

Bakura: Marik, if I ever see you touch my light I swear I'll kill you.

Marik: Why are you so protective?

Bakura: Because he's my light.

Marik: Okay. If you want we can trade lights. I like yours more. He's nicer.

Bakura: never.

Marik: wait. Tristan. Joey.(barely realizes that they're there) what are. you guys were. oh, you guys are sooo dead. (starts chasing Tristan and Joey with his millennium Rod.)

Tristan: (Running from Marik with Joey at his right) I told you it was a bad idea.

Joey: (Also running with Tristan at his left) Yeah, but just think of it this way. We filmed it all, we can use it as black mail.

Tristan: You filmed it?

Joey: Hell yeah. It was too good to pass up,

~*~*~*~ (Back at Ryou's place)

Yami: so Yugi, what do you think Joey and Tristan are up too?

Yugi: Spying, or getting in trouble.

Yami: oh. okay.

Yami: what do you think Bakura, Marik-

Yugi: (cut Yami off) Getting in trouble, trying to take over the world.

Yami: you cut me off. I was going to say, Bakura, Marik, Téa, and Ryou.

Yugi: how should I know?

Yami: oh. were's Malik?

Yugi: in the kitchen looking out for the others.

(The door opens and the rest of the people walk in.)

Ryou: so Bakura lets get ready to sing.

Bakura: What are we going to sing?

Ryou: you don't have to sing-(bakura cut him off)

Bakura: yes, I don't have to sing. In your face. (does his happy dance)

Ryou: (sweat drop)

Bakura: so Ryou what are YOU going to sing?

Ryou: it's a surprise for Marik.

Bakura: you like him don't you?!

Ryou: (turns a bright red) Maybe.

Bakura: Okay. Good luck. (runs off to tell everyone that the song Ryou is going to sing is for Marik)

~*~*~*~ (Five minutes later)

Ryou: (finally decides wich song he's going to sing. Walks up to the 'stag') Before I sing I want to ask Marik if he wants to come up here and sing the song with me.

Marik: (eyes him suspecasly, but nods) * what have I gotten my self in?*

((new key: (_( = Marik (_( = Ryou. I couldn't help it ^_^ I also had a LOT of SUGAR this morning))

(_( Roses are red and violets are blue

Honey sweats are not as sweat as you

Roses are red and violets are blue

Idda did mud Idda did mud Idda did mud

Dum, de dum dum de dum de dum dea Dum, de dum dum de dum de dum dea

Dum, de dum dea de dum de dum dea Dum, de dum dea

(_( come pick my roses

(_( Sweat from the flowers Honey from the bees I got a feeling I'm ready to release Roses are red and violets are blue Honey sweats are not as sweat as you

(_( its invencebal but so touchebal and I can feel it On my body So emotional Im on a ride on a ride I'm a passenger I'm a victum of a heart love messenger

(_( Dum, de dum dea de dum de dum dea Dum, de dum dea The only thing you said was Dum, de dum dea de dum de dum dea dum de dea

That roses are red

Come with me baby You for fill my wish Show me truly Show me with a kiss (they stop and give each other a kiss) Roses are red and violets are blue Honey sweats are not as sweat as you

(_( It's invincible but so Touchable and I can feel it On my body So emotional Im on a ride on a ride I'm a passenger I'm a victum of a heart love messenger

(_( Dum, de dum dea de dum de dum dea Dum, de dum dea The only thing you said was

Dum, de dum dea de dum de dum dea Dum de dum dea That roses are red

dum (_( dum de dea (_( dum (_( dum de dea (_( dum (_( dum dea the only thing you said was (_( dum (_( dum de dea (_( dum (_( dum de dea Idda did mud Idda did mud Idda did mud Idda did mud Idda did mud Idda did mud

dum de dum dea dum de dea dum de dum dea dum de dea

don't take my roses away dum de dum dea dum de dea the only thing you said was dum de dum dea dum de dum dea dum de dum dea dum de dum dea that roses are red

(_( dum (_( dum de dum dea (_( dum (_( dum de dum dea (_( dum (_( dum de dum dea the only thing you said was (_( dum (_( dum de dum dea (_( dum (_( dum de dum dea (_( dum (_( dum de dum dea my roses are red. Oh yeah. Idda did mud Idda did mud Idda did mud

(Ryou and Marik stop and bow to the audience)

Bakura: MARIK! WHAT DID I TELL YOU WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU TOUCHED MY LIGHT?

Marik: that you would kill me?

Bakura: YUP THAT'S IT. (Jumps on Marik and is attempting to strangle him. Bakura isn't successful since, Malik doesn't want his yami to die, and Ryou likes Marik)

Ryou and Malik: Get off of Marik!! Don't kill him!

Bakura: (is pulled away by Malik, Ryou, and Yugi)

Joey: You should a let him kill 'em.

Ryou: (whispers to Malik) Malik are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

Malik: (whispers back) Does it involve Joey?

Ryou: yup!

Malik: In that case yeah I'm thinkin' the same thing.

Ryou: GET HIM!

Joey: (barliy realizes this and starts to run. But is tackled by Ryou and Malik)

Ryou: (Happaly holding Joey down, while Malik beats the crap out a him) ^_^

Malik: (in between punch) Die (punch) You (punch, kick) son of (kick, kick) a (punch, punch) BITCH!

Ryou: should we stop?

Malik: Not until (punch, kick, kick, punch, punch/kick) someone tells us to.

Every one else: (to entertained with the popcorn machine)

Yugi: (snaps out of it and realizes whats happinging to Joey. Runs over to them) Hay guys stop that! Leave poor Joey alone.

Ryou: okay. :(

Marik: (kicks and punches Joey one more time) Okay.

Ryou and Malik: ( go off to find something to do.)

Ryou: I'm gonna go talk to Marik.

Malik: and I to Bakura.

.::.::.::.::. Will couninue in next chapter. Also in the next chapter the new ppls arrive! But for now I have to go to sleep im so tired. I swear I have rings under my eyes.±_±