If you are a fellow Canadian, chances are you will be familiar with the rant that this is based on. Thank you Molson. For others who aren't...maybe that's a good thing. Have fun, and please review on your way out. SlV

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Hey. I'm not a cheerleader, or a bra-burner.

And I don't own fifty pairs of shoes, or wax my legs, or go to the bathroom with a group.

And yes, I do get PMS every month, although I'm actually a really, really nice person.

I am a person, not an object.

I speak clearly and confidently, not in Valley-Girl, even though "like" slips into my vocabulary sometimes.

I can proudly dress in pants or a skirt. I believe in feminism, not man-hating. Co-existence, not dependence, AND THAT "SUPERMODEL" AND "ROLE-MODEL" ARE NOT SYNONYMOUS.

BARBIE IS PLASTIC, THE GLASS CEILING SHOULD BE SHATTERED, AND MY NAME IS _________, NOT "BABE", ________!!!!

CALL ME A BITCH AND I WILL ACCEPT THE TITLE WITH PRIDE, FOR I AM A BEAUTIFUL INDIVIDUAL THAT CAN HANDLE ANTHING!

MY NAME IS ________!! AND I AM A WOMAN!!!

Thank you.