Disclaimer: I don't own GAINAX, but the plot is mine

Debriefing: Shinji Ikari has just attempted to control Eva 01. What will happen this episode of Neon Genesis Evangelion: Switch.

Another Eva fanfic by Elliminist

Neon Genesis Evangelion: The switch

*****Tokyo 3*****

Shinji Ikari was working out what to do with the eva now.

Sachiel lifts Eva 01 up and breaks Eva 01's arm

Shinji cried out "ARGH!"

"Shinji, keep your head. It isn't your arm." Misato called.

"A little late for that," Shinji replied as Sachiel pulled out a lamppost and speared 01's left eye.

Ritsuko analysed the data, "Eva 01's AT field is not working."

EMERGENCY Alert was visible on all the screens of the workers…

***** Unknown *****

"An unknown ceiling..." Shinji whispered as he woke up.

***** PRESENTING *****

NEON GENESIS EVANGELION: THE SWITCH

Now panning into the secret meeting of SEELE

*****

In a chat room, far, far, away…

Keel: The arrival angels ...It's too early.

Seele 1: It's the same as fifteen years ago. A disaster always

   comes without any notice.

Seele 2: It may be fortunate for us from the view that our prior

   investments came to nothing ......

Seele 3: I told you shares were not good for the budget.

Seele 4: That's right.

Keel: I have an idea. We should leave it to Gendo. All in favour?

Seele members 1-4: Aye.

Keel: All against?

Gendo: Nay! Nay!

***** TV Broadcasts of the Angel Attack*****

Channel 12

TV: The Government announcement on the state of special emergency

   yesterday says this morning ......

Channel 4

TV: In this incident, ......

Channel 8

TV: The U. N. forces in Japan ......

***** Back to the chat room *****

Keel: That's what it is.

Seele 2: But the dinosaurs were wiped out by the meteor weren't they?

Seele 1: Explain Godzilla

Seele 3: I heard that was the new toy that you gave to your son.

Gendo: It was advertising campaigns.

Seele 3: Yeah, Yeah, that's what they all say.

Computer message: Gendo has been disconnected.

Keel: That's what he gets for using a no name Internet server.

***** Meanwhile *****

'This ceiling is getting familiar' Shinji thought as he waited.

Asuka passed by his ward on the stretcher.

Shinji looks up.

Asuka motions for the nurse to stop. Shinji looks at her then resumes studying the ceiling.

***** Gendo's lovely office (LOL) *****

Gendo was playing chess against some player on the internet. He was analysing the tactical position on his move, and if he got that rook in that file, he might just win.

Gendo moved his knight to free the rook. The other player paused, then slid a white rook into the king pawn.

The computer screen flashed: Game over. Gendo: 0 / Check 2 Mate: 1042

"Bugger" Gendo said quietly.

***** Misato's home *****

Shinji looked in, "Ojamashimasu" (Trans: May I come in?)

"Shinji-kun, this is your house as well now" Misato smiled warmly.

Shinji entered the apartment. It was in total disarray.

"Tadaima" Shinji stuttered. (Trans: I'm Back)

"Okaerinasai" Misato replied. (Trans: Welcome back)

"Now put the instant ramen in the cupboards" Misato called as she went to get changed.

If this was the mess before she unpacked, Shinji wondered what it would be like after she got unpacked.

Shinji opened the first fridge.

Yebisu.

He then opened the cupboards.

Instant Ramen.

Shinji then opened the spare cupboard and dumped the instant ramen into it.

"Misato, what's the second fridge for?" Shinji asked.

"Don't worry, you'll meet him soon enough" Misato replied giggling.

'Misato-san keeps someone in there?' Shinji wondered worriedly.

LATER…

***** The Bathroom *****

Shinji reclined in the bath. A penguin suddenly appeared in his bathtub.

"WAHH!!!"

Shinji ran out of the bathroom.

***** Living Room *****

Misato downed her fifth (should be fiftieth ^_^) yebitsu that hour when…

"WAHH!!!" Shinji ran into the living room.

Pen-Pen waddled behind him "Wark? (What the hell?)"

Misato merely smiled slyly.

"You've met Pen-Pen" she replied.

"Pen-Pen?" Shinji stuttered.

"A new hot springs penguin" Misato announced.

"Wark! (And you'd better remember that!)"

"By the way Shinji, I think you should cover yourself" Misato giggled.

Shinji looked at himself, "WAHH!"

***** Outside Shin-chan's lovely Suite *****

Shinji boarded the door with the new sign.

***** In the Futon *****

Shinji was deep in thought.

"Why am I here?" He asked himself.

***** FLASHBACK *****

"Unit 01 is not responding" The Bridge bunnies cried.

"Eject Entry Plug!" Misato ordered.

"No response!" They replied.

"What?"

Eva 01 suddenly activated.

"Eva 01 activated!"

"Its impossible!" Ritsuko cried.

"It is" Misato replied.

"Out of control…"

Evangelion 01 charged towards the Angel.

The Angel fought back.

The Beserker kicked the Angel into a skyscraper and the angel shot its cross explosion projectile.

The Eva got back up and charged forward again. The angel got its AT field up by then.

"Angel AT field detected!" Maya exclaimed.

"If only that field would go"

The Evangelion 01 hesitated, and regenerated its wrist.

"The Eva regenerated itself!"

"Impossible"

Eva 01 pulled Sachiel's AT field apart by hand and snapped its wrists.

Pulling out its Progressive knife it stabbed at its core.

Realising it was losing the angel curled itself around the Eva self-destructed.

A pillar of green light rose to the heavens.

Eva 01's eyes glowed into the darkness.

***** END FLASHBACK *****

Misato entered quietly.

"Get some rest Shinji, you've got school tomorrow"

*****END CHAPTER 2*****

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