Lyra walked down the long hall. Will followed, clenching his knife in his soft, gory, fleshy hand. Lyra paged through a phonebook. "AhhhÉ" she said. "CindyÕs Burgers and Beer." "OK, now that youÕve found a place to get something to eat, can please FIND ME A FREAKIN PLACE TO GET SOMEONE TO SEE ABOUT THIS HAND?!" said Will. "Sure, I guess, whatever, drunk enough for nowÉ"
When they arrived at the hospital, they decided to increase the blood loss and have a picnic. Holding up a grape-like thing, probably something poisonous, Lyra said, "WillÉ" He leaned forward and, well, took a nasty spill. Literally. The poisonous grape-like thing splashed in his cut and it kind of stung. Will cried for a couple minutes, and then fell silent.
Two hours later he said, "ShouldnÕt we be getting my hand checked out?" "Yeah, your probably right," replied Lyra, and fell dead on the spot. "That was, um, interesting . Well, more beer for me!" He made his way towards the hospital door. The nurse standing there greeted him and asked what was wrong with him. "IÕll show you my problem!" He exclaimed, and whipped out his knife that happened to be subtle. He slashed her face, and a big hole appeared. There were some trees on the other side. "Odd," he said. "Especially since IÕm in the middle of a forest," For some reason he had the sudden urge to climb through the hole. "Hey, what the heck you think you be doinÕ?!" said a random hillbilly who happened to be looking out from a tree house on top of the hospital.
-----To be Continued-----
When they arrived at the hospital, they decided to increase the blood loss and have a picnic. Holding up a grape-like thing, probably something poisonous, Lyra said, "WillÉ" He leaned forward and, well, took a nasty spill. Literally. The poisonous grape-like thing splashed in his cut and it kind of stung. Will cried for a couple minutes, and then fell silent.
Two hours later he said, "ShouldnÕt we be getting my hand checked out?" "Yeah, your probably right," replied Lyra, and fell dead on the spot. "That was, um, interesting . Well, more beer for me!" He made his way towards the hospital door. The nurse standing there greeted him and asked what was wrong with him. "IÕll show you my problem!" He exclaimed, and whipped out his knife that happened to be subtle. He slashed her face, and a big hole appeared. There were some trees on the other side. "Odd," he said. "Especially since IÕm in the middle of a forest," For some reason he had the sudden urge to climb through the hole. "Hey, what the heck you think you be doinÕ?!" said a random hillbilly who happened to be looking out from a tree house on top of the hospital.
-----To be Continued-----
