WIll stared at the hillbilly. "What you looking at?" he inquired. Will stared at the hillbilly some more. "I said, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!" "Uh, you..." said Will. "Oh. ok. I see-WAIT A MINUTE!" "What?" said Will. "Oh, nothin..." said the hillbilly.

Will rushed into the hospital. He found Pan there, lying on the floor unconscious. Wait a minute...how can a daemon go unconscious? Whatever, better start overreacting... "NO! WHY PAN? NOT PAN! OH GOD NO! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" The porter stared at him. "What's with all the staring today?" Will asked. "Its national staring day, of course!" said the porter. "Really?" asked Will. "Well, no, but, I can try can't I?" "Actually, you can't..." said Will. "Oh, yeah, sorry."

What happened next was a large surprise. Lyra popped out from behind the porter's desk. "Oh my god! Lyra's alive! I never would've guessed, its not like a major part of the plot is gone if she's dead!" exclaimed Will. "Lyra? Yes that is what they called me. Lyra Silvertongue." Will nodded. "That is not so anymore. I am Super Sayan Lyra! Bwahahaa!" Once again, everyone began staring at her. "Oh, you better not be staring at me! I'll blast you with my laser vision! VERRZZZZIIIIIIIIOOONGGG!" Lyra kept making laser noises for a couple hours. The Mighty Gorilla then knocked her out with a bat.

----------To Be Continued---------