THE TRUE STORY OF LINK
CHAPTER 1
*One day, as 8 year old Link was walking through the woods, he was confronted by a fairy.*
Link: What the hell it that blinky thing that keeps flying around my head and anoys me?
Fairy: I'm your fairy Dumbass!
Link: o
Link: -_-
Fairy: My name is Navi
Link: Sure, whatever.can I play my video games now?
Navi: No dammit! You don't know who I am-
Link: Yes I do, you're a fairy-der!
Navi: *sigh* ok, well I guess I am- but that's no the point! I'm here to tell you about the quest you're about to embark upon!
Link: But I just bought a GameCube and it's sooo cool and I have this really cool game called-
Navi: Listen! Shut up for about 3 minutes!
Link: 0_0
Navi: Let me start over, a long time ago, an evil person guy named Ganondarf is going to kill Zelda!
Link: Why?
Navi: Cause he's evil dumbass! MAN YOUR SLOW!
Link: ^_^
Navi: Anywho, Zelda is a princess who has the power of wisdom from the Triforce and Nyru-
Link: Slow down there Pixie Stick. What's a wisdom and a princess.
Navi: -_-
Navi: Well, I'll tell you stuff you actually need to know-first, the Triforce is the 3 things that made the world; Din, goddess of fire on the top of the Triforce who uses power, Farora (not sure how to spell) the goddess of wind is on the right (I think) uses courage, and Nyru, the goddess of love is on the left (I think) uses wisdom.
Link: zzzzzzzzzz
Navi: Wake up Lazy Ass!
Link: Huh? What?
Navi: Well it is time young child to begin your quest for Zelda! I shall fallow and help.
Link: Oh Fuck, a Gayass Pixie Stick that's gonna follow me for the rest of my life!
Navi: You RETARD, you wouldn't last a second without me! Now we must start are quest- .but not till the next Chapter.
Link: Aw Dammit, I wanna find out what happens!
Navi: You'll get your chance!
END!
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CHAPTER 1
*One day, as 8 year old Link was walking through the woods, he was confronted by a fairy.*
Link: What the hell it that blinky thing that keeps flying around my head and anoys me?
Fairy: I'm your fairy Dumbass!
Link: o
Link: -_-
Fairy: My name is Navi
Link: Sure, whatever.can I play my video games now?
Navi: No dammit! You don't know who I am-
Link: Yes I do, you're a fairy-der!
Navi: *sigh* ok, well I guess I am- but that's no the point! I'm here to tell you about the quest you're about to embark upon!
Link: But I just bought a GameCube and it's sooo cool and I have this really cool game called-
Navi: Listen! Shut up for about 3 minutes!
Link: 0_0
Navi: Let me start over, a long time ago, an evil person guy named Ganondarf is going to kill Zelda!
Link: Why?
Navi: Cause he's evil dumbass! MAN YOUR SLOW!
Link: ^_^
Navi: Anywho, Zelda is a princess who has the power of wisdom from the Triforce and Nyru-
Link: Slow down there Pixie Stick. What's a wisdom and a princess.
Navi: -_-
Navi: Well, I'll tell you stuff you actually need to know-first, the Triforce is the 3 things that made the world; Din, goddess of fire on the top of the Triforce who uses power, Farora (not sure how to spell) the goddess of wind is on the right (I think) uses courage, and Nyru, the goddess of love is on the left (I think) uses wisdom.
Link: zzzzzzzzzz
Navi: Wake up Lazy Ass!
Link: Huh? What?
Navi: Well it is time young child to begin your quest for Zelda! I shall fallow and help.
Link: Oh Fuck, a Gayass Pixie Stick that's gonna follow me for the rest of my life!
Navi: You RETARD, you wouldn't last a second without me! Now we must start are quest- .but not till the next Chapter.
Link: Aw Dammit, I wanna find out what happens!
Navi: You'll get your chance!
END!
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