THE TRUE STORY OF LINK
CHAPTER 2

*When we last left off in the story, Link had met Navi and started to embark upon his quest for Zelda. Link just wanted to play his GameCube but Navi insisted for him to go find a sword and a shield to go see Deku Tree.*

Link: Okay Navi, how do I get a sword?

Navi: Well, this is the easiest part of the game Stupid Fuck, figure it out!

Link: Fine. I think I'll just use THIS!

*Link Pulls out a LENGEND OF ZELDA PLAYER'S GUIDE*

Link: It say's here to go up to a small hole and click A. This sucks! Now I have to go climb though a hole while I could be playing GameCube!

Navi: Just do it!

Link: Fine!

*Link Climbs through the small hole by clicking A and then is crushed by a huge bolder!*

Link: AHHHH! *said in girlish voice*

Link: Oook.I'll just follow this path and-hey look, a giant treasure chest!

*Link opens it and leans inside (insert curious music here) and finds: (dun dun dun da!) a swor-knife!*

Link: What! NO!!!!! The player's guide and the game calls it a sword but this is definitely a stupid knife-or more of a dagger! How am I supposed to be a hero with this!

Navi: Listen! Use the sword-

Link: Knife

Navi: -_- Fine, knife to cut plants and kill enemies.

Link: Okay.now what?

Navi: Go find the shield and talk to people!

*After a long time of walking and talking and getting rupees, Link FINALY found the shop and then bought the shield and then talked to Mido (I think that's his name) and then went to the Great Deku Tree and then defeated the evil Spider thingy (Narrator pauses to take a breathe) and then he talked to Saria and then got the ocarina and then talked to the stupid owl who freakin turns it's head upside down like its possessed like it's from the movie The Exorcist and then got in Hyrule Field. (Narrarator lets breathe out)*

Link: Man that was long and gay. Now what do I do?

Navi: I don't know, let's ask the author.

*Link and Navi both turn toward the Author but the Author forgot what happens so he's gonna try to remember*

Link: Let's go see Zelda, and look through the stupid villages.

Navi: Okay, it's not like I have a choice. The only thing I get to do is target, follow, and hide in your smelly hood!

Link: Right.so anywho, Let's go find Zelda and Impa.

Navi: How do you know about Impa?

Link: The author told me about her an about Sheik and she's really-(has been cut out of this fic so people that are retarded or haven't played the game will not know the truth because they cannot handle the truth and they'll just deny it)

Link: What's that thingamabob?

Thingamabob: I am Ganondorf!

Link: Hey! You're from my dream!

Thingamabob: Yes I am! Brew HA HA!

Link: Are you a stalker too, cause how would you know about my dreams?

Thingamabob: Well.um.eh.Shut up insolent fool!

Link: You know what's really funny?

Thingamabob: What?

Link: The Author forgot to change your name to Ganondorf! LOL!

Ganondorf: Huh? No he didn't! Ganondorf: My name is fine!

Link: Look further toward the top of the fic

Ganondorf: NO!!!

Link: So.can I talk to Zelda now?

Thingamabob: Um.yeah.I guess

Link: Okay, thanks but *laughing histarically* he changed your name back to Thingamabob!

Thingamabob: NO!!!!!!! I am the Great Ganondorf! Change it back!

Author: Fine!

Ganondorf: Thanks.Oh.I thought I'd tell you that near the end of the game Link kills me and he thinks he won but then I turn into Ganon.

Author: How do you know?

Ganondorf: I like to read

Navi: CAN WE GET ON WITH THE FUCKIN FIC!

Link: Um.sure

*Link talks to Zelda and then learns his first song: Zelda's Lullaby*

Link: Well, I guess this is the end of the Chapter

Navi: I wonder what crazy adventures we'll come across?

Link: Shut Up!

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