THE TRUE STORY OF LINK
CHAPTER 3

*When we last left off in the story, Link started talking to Zelda and he and learned his first song. He is now gonna go find the second spiritual stone.*

Link: So, in the players guide it says to go to Goron mountain and get the second spiritual stone.

Navi: Did we ever get the first one?

Link: Yeah. When I defeated the Spider thingy back in the second chapter, the stupid author forgot to right it.

Navi: O

Link: I'm gonna buy the Hyrule Shield.

Navi: Okay

Link: And play the target game.

Navi: We can't be here all day!

Link: And play the bombchu game!

Navi: LINK!

Link: Whaaat?

Navi: Let's just do this

Link: Okay, first the target game

*Entered the target game. (carnival music starts playing)*

Man at Front Desk: Do you want to play a target game? It's a game for adults, only 20 rupees to play.

Link: But I only have 16

Man at Front Desk: You don't have enough rupees

Link: What..?...I had to walk through bushs and Shit to get this stuff. And even took a part time job as a drug dealer! (Link Blushes) Well..um...er..I was joking about that last part(Link turns cherry red) Man at Front Desk: Sorry Kid, this game doesn't let me let you play unless you have 20 rupees

Link: FUCK YOU AND YOUR GAYASS RULES!

*Link takes out own Sling Shot and shots the rupees and wins a piece of a heart*

Link: FUCK YOU AND YOU GAY BELIEF SYSTEM!

Navi: Watch your mouth young man!

Link: FUCK YOU YOU DAMN TASTY PIXIE STICK! MAN I LOVE WILLIE WONKA!

Navi: -_-

*Link and Navi set out goron mountain and find a giant goron.*

Link: What the Fuck is that?

Goron: I'm a goron.

Link: Right *rolls eyes*

Goron: I' looking for something green.something like a forest. something natural.

Link: That's real specific!

Goron: Just play the fuckin' Saria's Song!

Link: Okay

*Link plays Saria's Song and goron starts dancing*

Goron: Wow.that was great. its soo cool.so green!

Goron: Here is a thing that will let you pick up the bomb flowers called a power braclet.

Link: Well that's a gay name! Why don't you call it the golden strength!

Goron: Cause that's worse!

Link: I see -_-

Goron: Just save our mountain already!

*Link saves the gorons from the dongo thingamabob*

Thingamabob: Did someone say my name?

Link: What the Fuck are you doin' here?

Thingamabob: Um.er.well I.SHUT UP!

*Link gets the second spiratual stone*

Navi: Finally this chapter is over!

Link: It's not over till I stop talking!

Navi: Well then stop talking dumbass!

Link: NEVER!!!!

*Navi jumps on Link and covers his mouth till he faints*