THE TRUE STORY OF LINK
CHAPTER 3
*When we last left off in the story, Link started talking to Zelda and he and learned his first song. He is now gonna go find the second spiritual stone.*
Link: So, in the players guide it says to go to Goron mountain and get the second spiritual stone.
Navi: Did we ever get the first one?
Link: Yeah. When I defeated the Spider thingy back in the second chapter, the stupid author forgot to right it.
Navi: O
Link: I'm gonna buy the Hyrule Shield.
Navi: Okay
Link: And play the target game.
Navi: We can't be here all day!
Link: And play the bombchu game!
Navi: LINK!
Link: Whaaat?
Navi: Let's just do this
Link: Okay, first the target game
*Entered the target game. (carnival music starts playing)*
Man at Front Desk: Do you want to play a target game? It's a game for adults, only 20 rupees to play.
Link: But I only have 16
Man at Front Desk: You don't have enough rupees
Link: What..?...I had to walk through bushs and Shit to get this stuff. And even took a part time job as a drug dealer! (Link Blushes) Well..um...er..I was joking about that last part(Link turns cherry red) Man at Front Desk: Sorry Kid, this game doesn't let me let you play unless you have 20 rupees
Link: FUCK YOU AND YOUR GAYASS RULES!
*Link takes out own Sling Shot and shots the rupees and wins a piece of a heart*
Link: FUCK YOU AND YOU GAY BELIEF SYSTEM!
Navi: Watch your mouth young man!
Link: FUCK YOU YOU DAMN TASTY PIXIE STICK! MAN I LOVE WILLIE WONKA!
Navi: -_-
*Link and Navi set out goron mountain and find a giant goron.*
Link: What the Fuck is that?
Goron: I'm a goron.
Link: Right *rolls eyes*
Goron: I' looking for something green.something like a forest. something natural.
Link: That's real specific!
Goron: Just play the fuckin' Saria's Song!
Link: Okay
*Link plays Saria's Song and goron starts dancing*
Goron: Wow.that was great. its soo cool.so green!
Goron: Here is a thing that will let you pick up the bomb flowers called a power braclet.
Link: Well that's a gay name! Why don't you call it the golden strength!
Goron: Cause that's worse!
Link: I see -_-
Goron: Just save our mountain already!
*Link saves the gorons from the dongo thingamabob*
Thingamabob: Did someone say my name?
Link: What the Fuck are you doin' here?
Thingamabob: Um.er.well I.SHUT UP!
*Link gets the second spiratual stone*
Navi: Finally this chapter is over!
Link: It's not over till I stop talking!
Navi: Well then stop talking dumbass!
Link: NEVER!!!!
*Navi jumps on Link and covers his mouth till he faints*
CHAPTER 3
*When we last left off in the story, Link started talking to Zelda and he and learned his first song. He is now gonna go find the second spiritual stone.*
Link: So, in the players guide it says to go to Goron mountain and get the second spiritual stone.
Navi: Did we ever get the first one?
Link: Yeah. When I defeated the Spider thingy back in the second chapter, the stupid author forgot to right it.
Navi: O
Link: I'm gonna buy the Hyrule Shield.
Navi: Okay
Link: And play the target game.
Navi: We can't be here all day!
Link: And play the bombchu game!
Navi: LINK!
Link: Whaaat?
Navi: Let's just do this
Link: Okay, first the target game
*Entered the target game. (carnival music starts playing)*
Man at Front Desk: Do you want to play a target game? It's a game for adults, only 20 rupees to play.
Link: But I only have 16
Man at Front Desk: You don't have enough rupees
Link: What..?...I had to walk through bushs and Shit to get this stuff. And even took a part time job as a drug dealer! (Link Blushes) Well..um...er..I was joking about that last part(Link turns cherry red) Man at Front Desk: Sorry Kid, this game doesn't let me let you play unless you have 20 rupees
Link: FUCK YOU AND YOUR GAYASS RULES!
*Link takes out own Sling Shot and shots the rupees and wins a piece of a heart*
Link: FUCK YOU AND YOU GAY BELIEF SYSTEM!
Navi: Watch your mouth young man!
Link: FUCK YOU YOU DAMN TASTY PIXIE STICK! MAN I LOVE WILLIE WONKA!
Navi: -_-
*Link and Navi set out goron mountain and find a giant goron.*
Link: What the Fuck is that?
Goron: I'm a goron.
Link: Right *rolls eyes*
Goron: I' looking for something green.something like a forest. something natural.
Link: That's real specific!
Goron: Just play the fuckin' Saria's Song!
Link: Okay
*Link plays Saria's Song and goron starts dancing*
Goron: Wow.that was great. its soo cool.so green!
Goron: Here is a thing that will let you pick up the bomb flowers called a power braclet.
Link: Well that's a gay name! Why don't you call it the golden strength!
Goron: Cause that's worse!
Link: I see -_-
Goron: Just save our mountain already!
*Link saves the gorons from the dongo thingamabob*
Thingamabob: Did someone say my name?
Link: What the Fuck are you doin' here?
Thingamabob: Um.er.well I.SHUT UP!
*Link gets the second spiratual stone*
Navi: Finally this chapter is over!
Link: It's not over till I stop talking!
Navi: Well then stop talking dumbass!
Link: NEVER!!!!
*Navi jumps on Link and covers his mouth till he faints*
