Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters and objects in this song. This is a fan fiction type song and all characters/objects are © Wizards of the Coast, the publisher of Dragonlance.
Notes: I do realize that Takhisis won't even bother giving me things, but Paladine doesn't fit in well... I tried "On the first day of Christmas Paladine gave to me" and it didn't sound right, like as if the beat was off or something.
The Twelve Days of Christmas Dragonlance StyleYeah I know that it is far from Christmas, but… still…
On the first day of Christmas Takhisis gave to me
A kender in a fir tree!
Hey… Tasslehoff isn't supposed to be in that tree…On the second day of Christmas Takhisis gave to me
Two dragon orbs
Oh… pretty…And a kender in a fir tree!
Uh oh, I got to get him off…On the third day of Christmas Takhisis gave to me
Three blue dragons
OMG!!! Skie's one of them!!Two dragon orbs
Uh… How do you use these?And a kender in a fir tree!
I think he's stuck there…On the fourth day of Christmas Takhisis gave to me
Four gleaming swords
Um, isn't that Sturm's sword?Three blue dragons
Aw, Skie is so cool…Two dragon orbs
Looks at the swirling colors
And a kender in a fir tree!
I think Tasslehoff needs my help…On the fifth day of Christmas Takhisis gave to me
IMMORTALITY
All right!Four gleaming swords
Sturm will be very mad that I have his sword…Three blue dragons
Tries to mount Skie
Two dragon orbs
How DO you use these?And a kender in a fir tree!
Watches helplessly as Tasslehoff cries for help
On the sixth day of Christmas Takhisis gave to me
Six dragonlances
Now I can kick some dragon butt!IMMORTALITY
Now no one can kill me!Four gleaming swords
Looks around for someone who seen Sturm
Three blue dragons
Falls off while climbing on Skie's back
Two dragon orbs
Where is Raistlin when you need him?And a kender in a fir tree!
Calls the fire department for help
On the seventh day of Christmas Takhisis gave to me
Seven robed wizards
Raistlin! I found you!Six dragonlances
Now if only I can lift them…IMMORTALITY
I'm invincible!Four gleaming swords
Has anyone seen Sturm?Three blue dragons
Ok, I'm going to try mounting another one…Two dragon orbs
So, Raistlin, how do you use these?
And a kender in a fir tree!
What do you mean the fire department is busy?On the eighth day of Christmas Takhisis gave to me
Eight magical staffs
Ok, I'll have one for myself and each of the wizards of my order!Seven robed wizards
Hey, Raistlin, how's it going?Six dragonlances
Ugh, these things are heavy!IMMORTALITY
Now I shall rule the world!Four gleaming swords
Oh where, oh where is that Solamic Knight?Three blue dragons
Hey, there's a nice small one that I can ride on…Two dragon orbs
What do ya mean, I can't use them?And a kender in a fir tree!
So the fire department doesn't care for a kender…On the ninth day of Christmas Takhisis gave to me
Nine more kenders
And all of them are named Tasslehoff!
Eight magical staffs
Now all I need is a robe to finish the costume…Seven robed wizards
I'm the only one who can't use magic!Six dragonlances
Hey, aren't these supposed to be light?IMMORTALITY
MuahahahahahahahahahaFour gleaming swords
Uh oh, Sturm is coming and he sees his swordThree blue dragons
All right! I'm not falling off!Two dragon orbs
Oh, I get it… I'm not a magi…And a kender in a fir tree!
How rude, Tasslehoff is so helpless, you should help him!On the tenth day of Christmas Takhisis gave to me
Ten Otik's potatoes
I would of gotten more but Caramon ate them…Nine more kenders
So which one is the real Tasslehoff?Eight magical staffs
I think I saw a black robe in that department store…Seven robed wizards
Any of you care to teach me magic?Six dragonlances
Ok… one…two…three…LIFT!IMMORTALITY
It would stink if I got a life sentence in prison…Four gleaming swords
Sturm looks pretty mad…Three blue dragons
Up, up, and away!Two dragon orbs
Puts hands on orbs and mutters random words
And a kender in a fir tree!
Don't worry; I'll get you down.
On the eleventh day of Christmas Takhisis gave to me
Eleven elven archers
Wow, these guys are good!Ten Otik's potatoes
MMM… spiced potatoes…Nine more kenders
I think the one in the tree is the real TasslehoffEight magical staffs
I can't get the robe because I'm broke!Seven robed wizards
What? I have to memorize all those books?Six dragonlances
I managed to lift this one about an inch…
IMMORTALITY
I hope I don't get a life sentence…Four gleaming swords
Uh, hi Sturm, ya want your sword back?Three blue dragons
I'm flying!Two dragon orbs
Watches as random things start to blow up
And a kender in a fir tree!
Gets an ax and chops down the tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas Takhisis gave to me
Twelve bags of herbs
Oh, it makes the tea that help with coughs…Eleven elven archers
I can start my own army!Ten Otik's potatoes
I wish Caramon didn't eat all the ones I didn't getNine more kenders
Gosh, these guys are annoying!Eight magical staffs
I shall steal that robe!Seven robed wizards
Memorizing magic books is like studying for the SAT's…Six dragonlances
Ok, I need to work out…IMMORTALITY
I can be the world's oldest human!Four gleaming swords
Take the sword, Sturm!Three blue dragons
Brr, it gets cold after a while…Two dragon orbs
Oops
And a keeeeeeeeeeenndeeeeeeer iiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnn aaaaa fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
I finally got Tasslehoff off of that tree!
A/N: Like it? Well, this is my only fanfiction, but I have stories in fictionpress that you may like. I'm a huge Dragonlance fan, and maybe my writing style reflects that. There's not much dragons in my stories now, but there will be. Anyway, please review!
