Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters and objects in this song. This is a fan fiction type song and all characters/objects are © Wizards of the Coast, the publisher of Dragonlance.

Notes: I do realize that Takhisis won't even bother giving me things, but Paladine doesn't fit in well... I tried "On the first day of Christmas Paladine gave to me" and it didn't sound right, like as if the beat was off or something.

The Twelve Days of Christmas Dragonlance Style
Yeah I know that it is far from Christmas, but… still…

On the first day of Christmas Takhisis gave to me

A kender in a fir tree!

Hey… Tasslehoff isn't supposed to be in that tree…

On the second day of Christmas Takhisis gave to me

Two dragon orbs

Oh… pretty…

And a kender in a fir tree!

Uh oh, I got to get him off…

On the third day of Christmas Takhisis gave to me

Three blue dragons

OMG!!! Skie's one of them!!

Two dragon orbs

Uh… How do you use these?

And a kender in a fir tree!

I think he's stuck there…

On the fourth day of Christmas Takhisis gave to me

Four gleaming swords

Um, isn't that Sturm's sword?

Three blue dragons

Aw, Skie is so cool…

Two dragon orbs

Looks at the swirling colors

And a kender in a fir tree!

I think Tasslehoff needs my help…

On the fifth day of Christmas Takhisis gave to me

IMMORTALITY

All right!

Four gleaming swords

Sturm will be very mad that I have his sword…

Three blue dragons

Tries to mount Skie

Two dragon orbs

How DO you use these?

And a kender in a fir tree!

Watches helplessly as Tasslehoff cries for help

On the sixth day of Christmas Takhisis gave to me

Six dragonlances

Now I can kick some dragon butt!

IMMORTALITY

Now no one can kill me!

Four gleaming swords

Looks around for someone who seen Sturm

Three blue dragons

Falls off while climbing on Skie's back

Two dragon orbs

Where is Raistlin when you need him?

And a kender in a fir tree!

Calls the fire department for help

On the seventh day of Christmas Takhisis gave to me

Seven robed wizards

Raistlin! I found you!

Six dragonlances

Now if only I can lift them…

IMMORTALITY

I'm invincible!

Four gleaming swords

Has anyone seen Sturm?

Three blue dragons

Ok, I'm going to try mounting another one…

Two dragon orbs

So, Raistlin, how do you use these?

And a kender in a fir tree!

What do you mean the fire department is busy?

On the eighth day of Christmas Takhisis gave to me

Eight magical staffs

Ok, I'll have one for myself and each of the wizards of my order!

Seven robed wizards

Hey, Raistlin, how's it going?

Six dragonlances

Ugh, these things are heavy!

IMMORTALITY

Now I shall rule the world!

Four gleaming swords

Oh where, oh where is that Solamic Knight?

Three blue dragons

Hey, there's a nice small one that I can ride on…

Two dragon orbs

What do ya mean, I can't use them?

And a kender in a fir tree!

So the fire department doesn't care for a kender…

On the ninth day of Christmas Takhisis gave to me

Nine more kenders

And all of them are named Tasslehoff!

Eight magical staffs

Now all I need is a robe to finish the costume…

Seven robed wizards

I'm the only one who can't use magic!

Six dragonlances

Hey, aren't these supposed to be light?

IMMORTALITY

Muahahahahahahahahaha

Four gleaming swords

Uh oh, Sturm is coming and he sees his sword

Three blue dragons

All right! I'm not falling off!

Two dragon orbs

Oh, I get it… I'm not a magi…

And a kender in a fir tree!

How rude, Tasslehoff is so helpless, you should help him!

On the tenth day of Christmas Takhisis gave to me

Ten Otik's potatoes

I would of gotten more but Caramon ate them…

Nine more kenders

So which one is the real Tasslehoff?

Eight magical staffs

I think I saw a black robe in that department store…

Seven robed wizards

Any of you care to teach me magic?

Six dragonlances

Ok… one…two…three…LIFT!

IMMORTALITY

It would stink if I got a life sentence in prison…

Four gleaming swords

Sturm looks pretty mad…

Three blue dragons

Up, up, and away!

Two dragon orbs

Puts hands on orbs and mutters random words

And a kender in a fir tree!

Don't worry; I'll get you down.

On the eleventh day of Christmas Takhisis gave to me

Eleven elven archers

Wow, these guys are good!

Ten Otik's potatoes

MMM… spiced potatoes…

Nine more kenders

I think the one in the tree is the real Tasslehoff

Eight magical staffs

I can't get the robe because I'm broke!

Seven robed wizards

What? I have to memorize all those books?

Six dragonlances

I managed to lift this one about an inch…

IMMORTALITY

I hope I don't get a life sentence…

Four gleaming swords

Uh, hi Sturm, ya want your sword back?

Three blue dragons

I'm flying!

Two dragon orbs

Watches as random things start to blow up

And a kender in a fir tree!

Gets an ax and chops down the tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas Takhisis gave to me

Twelve bags of herbs

Oh, it makes the tea that help with coughs…

Eleven elven archers

I can start my own army!

Ten Otik's potatoes

I wish Caramon didn't eat all the ones I didn't get

Nine more kenders

Gosh, these guys are annoying!

Eight magical staffs

I shall steal that robe!

Seven robed wizards

Memorizing magic books is like studying for the SAT's…

Six dragonlances

Ok, I need to work out…

IMMORTALITY

I can be the world's oldest human!

Four gleaming swords

Take the sword, Sturm!

Three blue dragons

Brr, it gets cold after a while…

Two dragon orbs

Oops

And a keeeeeeeeeeenndeeeeeeer iiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnn aaaaa fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

I finally got Tasslehoff off of that tree!

A/N: Like it? Well, this is my only fanfiction, but I have stories in fictionpress that you may like. I'm a huge Dragonlance fan, and maybe my writing style reflects that. There's not much dragons in my stories now, but there will be. Anyway, please review!