Excuse me, a brief interruption to comment on the anime I'm watching. KIKYO, DON'T YOU DARE KISS INUYASHA!!!
Hey!!! What are you doing to him you little dead freak?!? Maybe you're dead but he isn't and doesn't want to!!! Hey!!
I never thought I'd say this, but go Kagome!!! Kick Kikyo's sorry ass!!!
That does it. Next fic, I kill Kikyo. Sorry Rimley13 and Axl, I'll finish the one I was working on with you too, but Kikyo must die sooner!!! DEATH TO KIKYO!!!
Fyr (muse): Wake up! Pay attention, geez. We have to put the fic up.
DVL: Oh fine. Ah ha, Kikyo's gone.
All muses: DVL!!!
DVL: D'oh. Whatever. Anyway, I forgot to do a disclaimer before. Oops. Oh well. Since I hate disclaimers, Wreck will do it.
Disclaimer: Wreck: I own Yashy! Yashy is MINE!!! MINE MINE MINE!!! (lawyers show up) NO!!! YOU'RE WRONG, YASHY IS MINE!!! (important-looking judge and cop show up) AAH!!! Um...maybe he isn't mine...WAAAH!!!
Fyr: I can't believe her, she forgot to kill the lawyers. Baka. Oh well. (flames lawyers)
(lawyers run away screaming)
Fyr: TAKE THAT!!!
DVL: *sweatdrop* Uh...yeah. Why don't I just start the fic...
Hey!!! Now what? Kikyo, you're DEAD!!! Act like it!
Miroku, you little...he has a point. What DO you do when you're alone with a woman? Actually, wait, I don't want to know.
What's the name of this episode again? Something about Kagome's voice and Kikyo's kiss? Was that all of it?
Fyr: (groans) Start already...
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You remember where we ended? Well, three days later...
DVL: Are you sure you know where you're going?
Kagome: Of course I'm sure! There's a shard this way!
DVL: A shard? Oh great, are we gonna be stuck with you until you get all the shards?
Inuyasha: You'd better not be!!!
Miroku: Yes, I think I would like to stay alive from now on, and not burning every three seconds.
Blaze: WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE A HENTAI!!!
Miroku: I can hardly help that.
Blaze: OOH...! (heads for Miroku)
DVL: Ah, Blaze, please don't do that. (grabs Blaze)
Blaze: Oh, fine.
Shippo: (looks around) Um, has anyone seen Wreck?
(all look around)
DVL: Uh-oh...
Everyone immediately begins searching for Wreck, except Blaze, who just stood there yelling "Come!" at the top of her lungs.
Sango: Do you really think that will help?
Blaze: Usually does. WRECK, COME!!!
Shippo: Why are you yelling anyway? Can't she read minds?
Blaze: ...Only when she feels like it. If she doesn't want to come back we'll have to look the traditional way.
DVL: And we should be quick...no telling what she might do without us around to stop her.
Inuyasha: Honestly. That girl is dangerous!!!
Kagome: (busy looking) Then stop talking and come help!
*Five hours later*
Miroku: There is still no sign of her.
Inuyasha: Am I the only one worried?
DVL: No. I mean, what if she blew up the planet again?
(all stare at DVL)
Kagome: Um, what do you mean?
Blaze: The last time Wreck got away from us she blew up the planet and we had to have our friend who can reverse time fix it.
There is a moment of silence, then everyone except Blaze and DVL freaks out at the same time.
Inuyasha: NNNAAANNNNIIIIII?!?!?!?
Shippo: IIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Kagome: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Miroku: (drops to the ground, moaning something about still being a virgin)
Myoga: (frantically jumps up and down on Inuyasha's shoulder, muttering incoherently)
All of Kirara's fur stands on end and she digs into Sango with her claws.
Sango: (runs off to find Wreck so fast that a trail of fire follows her)
DVL: Uh...now what?
Blaze: (not listening to DVL) Miroku is still a virgin? Who knew? Thought he would have tricked SOMEBODY into fixing that by now.
DVL: HELLO!!!
Blaze: Huh? Sorry.
Wreck: (randomly pops out of the bushes) HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(all sigh in relief)
Miroku: Perhaps we should ask Lady Kaede for more of those beads...
DVL: Well, we have those already. But they don't have enough range. If she goes off we're screwed.
Shippo: Where did you get the beads from?
DVL: Um...uh...(starts coughing)
Shippo: Huh?
Blaze: (ignores him)
Shippo: Hey!
Wreck: They get them by coming here when they not supposed to and STEALING them, bad Devi and Blazey!!!
DVL: Yameru.
Wreck: (sits on the ground)
DVL: Good girl.
Inuyasha: Does she respond to anything else?
DVL: Uh-huh. Yameru, come, heel, and *changes voice to sound like Kagome* osuwari!
Inuyasha: (falls flat on his face)
DVL: I always wanted to do that.
Kagome: Hey! That's only supposed to work for me!
DVL: I sounded like you. I don't know how those bead things work but I guess if I sound like you it still "sits" him.
Myoga: Actually I do not think it works like that. It is the power of Lady Kagome, not her voice.
DVL: Then I mimicked her power. Whatever. I'm psychic, I can do that.
Wreck: What?
Blaze: Nothing you should be worried about. (grabs Wreck and drags her away) Now, let's talk about the fact that you aren't supposed to go anywhere without us...
The others can't see Blaze and Wreck anymore. The sound of several punches is heard, and some sizzling, and Wreck yelling, "OUCHIES!"
Miroku: What is she doing over there?
Inuyasha: Who cares, as long as it hurts that maniac?
Shippo: That's mean.
DVL: They do this a lot. Blaze will work off some anger and Wreck will bring herself back to life. No permanent damage.
Inuyasha: Then why don't you FIX that?
DVL: You're a dog and you're saying the word "fixed"?
Inuyasha: .........
Kagome: She has a point.
Inuyasha: .........
Sango: I think it is more interesting that he doesn't respond.
Miroku: Indeed.
Inuyasha groans and leaves, looking annoyed. Blaze and Wreck come back, Blaze looking happy and Wreck looking subdued.
Wreck: Ouchies...
Inuyasha: (from wherever he is, sounding very ticked off) If you're DONE, can we GO now?!?
Kagome: Sure. Let's go.
And they all set off again...
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That's it. Until next chapter.
~DVL
Fyr: And muses! Don't you dare forget us! Hey, are you listening?!?
