Brendon slumped down at a lunch table with Kurt. Be took out his fork and began to make a volcano out of his mashed potatoes and gravy with tedium smeared across his face.
"What's wrong, Brendon?" Kurt asked through a mouthful of mashed potatoes.
"Nothing," he replied. "Except that I'm bored out of my skull. Does anything ever happen at this school?"
Kurt gave Brendon a stare as if to say 'You're kidding, right?'. "Zere's a lot of stuff that has happened at this school before you got here.
"Like?" Brendon challenged.
"Gee, I zon't know. Like vone time where Lance and the rest of the Brotherhood crashed a soccer game and told everyone that ve were mutants? They then started to wreck the field not to mention the soccer game. The Blob tore down the new mascot statue."
Brendon seem interested now. "What happened then?" he asked.
Kurt continued "After that, Professor Xavier came to the field and erased the fact that ve were mutants from their minds."
"That must have been fun." Brendon sarcastically retorted.
Kitty slammed herself in a seat beside Kurt. "Darn soda machine. It like, totally messed up."
"What happened?" Brendon was happy to see Kitty. He suddenly had a different feeling about her than usual.
"I like, went to get a soda and when I pressed the button this little dragon popped out of it and took my soda and drank it. Then it like, went "BrrrAWRR-urp?!? -mwaaaahhh."
"Veird." Kurt said and went back to his mashed potatoes.
"Is it still around?" Brendon asked as he started to eat his own mashed potatoes.
"I don't know." Kitty answered. "What's you're next class, Brendon?"
"Gym with Kurt."
"We're doing the mile run today." Kurt added. This time through a hamburger.
"That means someone's gonna have to slow down." Kitty reminded Brendon as she looked up from her plate.
"I will." he assured her.
The table went quiet as everyone was eating. Kurt was starting on his second hamburger when a glob of mashed potatoes hit Kurt in the back of the head. Kurt, Kitty, Brendon to see the Brotherhood at their table snickering.
"Here's your first battle between good and evil." the disguised elf stated as he loaded a spoon with some lime Jell-O and launched it to Pietro's face.
"Not another food fight." Kitty moaned as she phased to let some mystery meat so through her. She finally grabbed her own spoon, loaded it with some peas and let it fly. The green bombs hit Lance right in the face. One went into his eye.
"You'll pay for that, Kitty!" he screamed back, rubbing his eye. "Load 'em up, fellas!" Hearing his command, the rest of the Brotherhood loaded spoons up with all sorts of food and fired.
"I've got an idea." Brendon told Kitty and Kurt. He grabbed his lunch plate and used his power and quickly ran around the lunch table to catch the food projectiles and sat back down. "More ammo." Brendon said through a wide, evil grin.
By this time, the whole lunch room was holding a food war. Jean and Rogue headed over to Brendon, Kitty, and Kurt's table dabs of barbeque sauce on their shirts
"You mind telling us who started this?" Jean asked as she smeared the newly planted ranch dressing off her shirt.
"The Brotherhood." Brendon answered. "Okay then." Jean nodded. Jean then began to focus her power on the fully loaded lunch plate Brendon had just laid down and shot it across the room, hitting the Blob in the back of head and knocking him on the food filled floor.
"Nice one, Jean!" Brendon commented. "Thank you." she replied.
"Anybody seen, Evan?" Kitty asked still phasing to avoid being hit by food. "I noticed he wasn't at the morning session earlier."
"I think he got back late from visiting Africa with Storm." Jean answered as she deflected some ranch dressing packets.
"Ya think it's safe to use our powers here?" Brendon asked. "Not that it matters since Jean, Kitty, Kurt, and I already have...."
"I think so, seeing as how everyone else is too preoccupied with throwing food." Rogue pointed out.
"Good!" Kurt shouted as he "BAMFed" over to the Brotherhood's table and poured some ice down Toad's back and then used his tail to trip Pietro up to fall face flat into some cole slaw.
"Hey, what was that?!" Pietro wondered as he smeared cole slaw off his face and threw it back across the room. "I- I YOW! I don't know, man! Cold, cold. cold, cold!" The Toad answered as he hopped around trying to get ice from under his shirt
"Be right back." Brendon told the rest of the group. He zipped in the back of the lunch where they kept the ingredients and grabbed two big bags of flour fast enough for the lunch crew not to notice. He went back to the table with the bags of flour and set them down. "Kurt, go get some water!" he told the elf.
Kurt popped out of the lunch room and a few moments later popped back in at the table with two buckets of water. Lance Alvers and his group had just started throwing tomatoes and ice cream.
"Almost forgot eggs!" Brendon remembered. He zipped to the ingredients and came back with eggs
"Ugh, not my new jeans!" Kitty complained as she wiped grease from her jeans.
Brendon tore open a bag of flour, poured a mound of it on the table and told Kurt to pour some water on it. Jean cracked some eggs and mixed it with the flour.
"There we go!" Brendon grinned. He picked up the fresh dough and threw it right into Pietro's mouth.
"What the mmph?!?!" Pietro muffled. "Mose mamafaffers!!" he cried through the dough. "And people say I need to wash my mouth out." Toad commented as he also got a mouthful of dough.
"Take that ya smelly freak!" Rogue yelled across the cafeteria.
Things started to get a little bit too out of hand. As the Blob had thrown chair across the room. It would have hit Kitty if Brendon hadn't jumped to get her out of the way. Kitty and Brendon were on the ground. Brendon was on top of Kitty, (A/N: Not that kind of on top, you pervs!) inches away from her face.
"Thanks for getting me out of the way." she thanked him in an awkward tone. "Yeah-uuuuh anytime." he assured her also with awkwardness in his tone.
"Hey, you two stop trying to smooch over there." Rogue teased.
Kitty and Brendon immediately shot up off the floor.
"We weren't trying to smooch. We were just er...Doing nothing." protested Brendon.
"Yeah. Like totally nothing." Kitty looked off to the side until getting hit in the face with an apple turnover.
Brendon turned to Jean. "Jean, flou, eggs, and water."
"Coming right up." she said.
She tore open the next bag of flour with her powers and began making dough lumps, then launching them across the room like bullets.
"ENOUGH!" Principal Kelly's scream echoed throughout the lunchroom.
Everyone stopped throwing food.
Brendon was basically clean. Only a few stains here and there. Rogue had yellow and red streaks through her white bangs. Jean's clothes were a little stained and orange Jell-O clung to her red lochs. Kitty had tomato seeds in her hair and her jeans had grease stains everywhere. She also had bits of gooey apple stuck to her face. Kurt had a little bit of dough stuck to his forehead.
"Ah man. That's gonna hurt taking it out of my fur!" he hissed.
The rest of the kids were a mess.
The floor looked horrible. Tomatoes, mashed potatoes, Jell-O, cole slaw, dough, and all kinds of food were stuck to the tile floor. Students walked around looking like all-you-can-eat buffets.
"I expect for this to be cleaned up before the bell rings! And if you can't, detention for THREE weeks. I know there's a lot of you in here, but that's the way it's going to have to be. Now get moving!" Having said his piece, Principal Kelly stormed out of the cafeteria doors.
It was a madhouse after the principal left. Mops hit the floor, people on the floor scrubbing, washing windows, putting tables and chairs back into place.
After all the cleaning was done, everyone sat down from exhaustion from having to rush to clean up.
Five minutes after, the bell rang.
"Oh no." Kurt sighed.
"I don't care if I do possess superhuman speed. I don't feel like running." whined Brendon.
"Vell, we have to go anyway." Kurt confirmed, with a hint of defeat in his voice.
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Brendon's first day of school and he's already getting into food fights! This chapter originally wasn't going to be like this, but I decided to spice it up a bit. As you could see in this chapter, Brendon seems to be a bit attracted to Kitty. And Kitty toward Brendon. That, I must admit, was planned all along. And if i made the dough wrong, so sue me. I'm not Emmerial or whatever.
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"What's wrong, Brendon?" Kurt asked through a mouthful of mashed potatoes.
"Nothing," he replied. "Except that I'm bored out of my skull. Does anything ever happen at this school?"
Kurt gave Brendon a stare as if to say 'You're kidding, right?'. "Zere's a lot of stuff that has happened at this school before you got here.
"Like?" Brendon challenged.
"Gee, I zon't know. Like vone time where Lance and the rest of the Brotherhood crashed a soccer game and told everyone that ve were mutants? They then started to wreck the field not to mention the soccer game. The Blob tore down the new mascot statue."
Brendon seem interested now. "What happened then?" he asked.
Kurt continued "After that, Professor Xavier came to the field and erased the fact that ve were mutants from their minds."
"That must have been fun." Brendon sarcastically retorted.
Kitty slammed herself in a seat beside Kurt. "Darn soda machine. It like, totally messed up."
"What happened?" Brendon was happy to see Kitty. He suddenly had a different feeling about her than usual.
"I like, went to get a soda and when I pressed the button this little dragon popped out of it and took my soda and drank it. Then it like, went "BrrrAWRR-urp?!? -mwaaaahhh."
"Veird." Kurt said and went back to his mashed potatoes.
"Is it still around?" Brendon asked as he started to eat his own mashed potatoes.
"I don't know." Kitty answered. "What's you're next class, Brendon?"
"Gym with Kurt."
"We're doing the mile run today." Kurt added. This time through a hamburger.
"That means someone's gonna have to slow down." Kitty reminded Brendon as she looked up from her plate.
"I will." he assured her.
The table went quiet as everyone was eating. Kurt was starting on his second hamburger when a glob of mashed potatoes hit Kurt in the back of the head. Kurt, Kitty, Brendon to see the Brotherhood at their table snickering.
"Here's your first battle between good and evil." the disguised elf stated as he loaded a spoon with some lime Jell-O and launched it to Pietro's face.
"Not another food fight." Kitty moaned as she phased to let some mystery meat so through her. She finally grabbed her own spoon, loaded it with some peas and let it fly. The green bombs hit Lance right in the face. One went into his eye.
"You'll pay for that, Kitty!" he screamed back, rubbing his eye. "Load 'em up, fellas!" Hearing his command, the rest of the Brotherhood loaded spoons up with all sorts of food and fired.
"I've got an idea." Brendon told Kitty and Kurt. He grabbed his lunch plate and used his power and quickly ran around the lunch table to catch the food projectiles and sat back down. "More ammo." Brendon said through a wide, evil grin.
By this time, the whole lunch room was holding a food war. Jean and Rogue headed over to Brendon, Kitty, and Kurt's table dabs of barbeque sauce on their shirts
"You mind telling us who started this?" Jean asked as she smeared the newly planted ranch dressing off her shirt.
"The Brotherhood." Brendon answered. "Okay then." Jean nodded. Jean then began to focus her power on the fully loaded lunch plate Brendon had just laid down and shot it across the room, hitting the Blob in the back of head and knocking him on the food filled floor.
"Nice one, Jean!" Brendon commented. "Thank you." she replied.
"Anybody seen, Evan?" Kitty asked still phasing to avoid being hit by food. "I noticed he wasn't at the morning session earlier."
"I think he got back late from visiting Africa with Storm." Jean answered as she deflected some ranch dressing packets.
"Ya think it's safe to use our powers here?" Brendon asked. "Not that it matters since Jean, Kitty, Kurt, and I already have...."
"I think so, seeing as how everyone else is too preoccupied with throwing food." Rogue pointed out.
"Good!" Kurt shouted as he "BAMFed" over to the Brotherhood's table and poured some ice down Toad's back and then used his tail to trip Pietro up to fall face flat into some cole slaw.
"Hey, what was that?!" Pietro wondered as he smeared cole slaw off his face and threw it back across the room. "I- I YOW! I don't know, man! Cold, cold. cold, cold!" The Toad answered as he hopped around trying to get ice from under his shirt
"Be right back." Brendon told the rest of the group. He zipped in the back of the lunch where they kept the ingredients and grabbed two big bags of flour fast enough for the lunch crew not to notice. He went back to the table with the bags of flour and set them down. "Kurt, go get some water!" he told the elf.
Kurt popped out of the lunch room and a few moments later popped back in at the table with two buckets of water. Lance Alvers and his group had just started throwing tomatoes and ice cream.
"Almost forgot eggs!" Brendon remembered. He zipped to the ingredients and came back with eggs
"Ugh, not my new jeans!" Kitty complained as she wiped grease from her jeans.
Brendon tore open a bag of flour, poured a mound of it on the table and told Kurt to pour some water on it. Jean cracked some eggs and mixed it with the flour.
"There we go!" Brendon grinned. He picked up the fresh dough and threw it right into Pietro's mouth.
"What the mmph?!?!" Pietro muffled. "Mose mamafaffers!!" he cried through the dough. "And people say I need to wash my mouth out." Toad commented as he also got a mouthful of dough.
"Take that ya smelly freak!" Rogue yelled across the cafeteria.
Things started to get a little bit too out of hand. As the Blob had thrown chair across the room. It would have hit Kitty if Brendon hadn't jumped to get her out of the way. Kitty and Brendon were on the ground. Brendon was on top of Kitty, (A/N: Not that kind of on top, you pervs!) inches away from her face.
"Thanks for getting me out of the way." she thanked him in an awkward tone. "Yeah-uuuuh anytime." he assured her also with awkwardness in his tone.
"Hey, you two stop trying to smooch over there." Rogue teased.
Kitty and Brendon immediately shot up off the floor.
"We weren't trying to smooch. We were just er...Doing nothing." protested Brendon.
"Yeah. Like totally nothing." Kitty looked off to the side until getting hit in the face with an apple turnover.
Brendon turned to Jean. "Jean, flou, eggs, and water."
"Coming right up." she said.
She tore open the next bag of flour with her powers and began making dough lumps, then launching them across the room like bullets.
"ENOUGH!" Principal Kelly's scream echoed throughout the lunchroom.
Everyone stopped throwing food.
Brendon was basically clean. Only a few stains here and there. Rogue had yellow and red streaks through her white bangs. Jean's clothes were a little stained and orange Jell-O clung to her red lochs. Kitty had tomato seeds in her hair and her jeans had grease stains everywhere. She also had bits of gooey apple stuck to her face. Kurt had a little bit of dough stuck to his forehead.
"Ah man. That's gonna hurt taking it out of my fur!" he hissed.
The rest of the kids were a mess.
The floor looked horrible. Tomatoes, mashed potatoes, Jell-O, cole slaw, dough, and all kinds of food were stuck to the tile floor. Students walked around looking like all-you-can-eat buffets.
"I expect for this to be cleaned up before the bell rings! And if you can't, detention for THREE weeks. I know there's a lot of you in here, but that's the way it's going to have to be. Now get moving!" Having said his piece, Principal Kelly stormed out of the cafeteria doors.
It was a madhouse after the principal left. Mops hit the floor, people on the floor scrubbing, washing windows, putting tables and chairs back into place.
After all the cleaning was done, everyone sat down from exhaustion from having to rush to clean up.
Five minutes after, the bell rang.
"Oh no." Kurt sighed.
"I don't care if I do possess superhuman speed. I don't feel like running." whined Brendon.
"Vell, we have to go anyway." Kurt confirmed, with a hint of defeat in his voice.
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Brendon's first day of school and he's already getting into food fights! This chapter originally wasn't going to be like this, but I decided to spice it up a bit. As you could see in this chapter, Brendon seems to be a bit attracted to Kitty. And Kitty toward Brendon. That, I must admit, was planned all along. And if i made the dough wrong, so sue me. I'm not Emmerial or whatever.
Now click the review button...... Yes, it's right below here. Mmhm, yeah, the one that says "Submit Review." Alright, there ya go.
