A/N= Hey! This is Asylum Inc.  Which is the team writing of Mercuriosity and ChocoChocoChan. It is team because the Man tied us down to the computer and forced us to write. And by Man we mean dog, as in your dog. He is forcing us to write. Darn you dog, DARN YOU! DOG!

Miroku's Candy

One day for this plot line to make since, Kagome was teaching everyone to play poker.

"Okay, the lowest you can get is an Ace high and the highest you can get is a Royal Flush." Kagome said. She continued to describe the rest of the rules to the group.

"How do we lose?" Sango questioned.

"Well, whoever has the highest hand wins, everyone else loses." Kagome explained. The entire group nodded.

"Let's play if you lose you have to take off an article of clothing!" Miroku said perversely.

"You mean Strip Poker?" Kagome asked annoyed.

"THERE'S A NAME FOR IT! That is so neat." Miroku said, "I love your time, Kagome."

"Now, Sango the person left of the dealer starts." Kagome ignored Miroku.

"Who invented that name?" Miroku continued ranting. "Was it a woman?" He added hopefully. The entire group looked at him, as if he were the village idiot. "Can she bear my child?" He added his all too famous line. Sango immediately retaliated by smacking him upside the head with Kagome's bag: the contents flew everywhere. Miroku picked up a small golden wrapped 'thing'. "OoOo, candy."

"No Miroku don't," Kagome yelled.

(Starts quoting commercial)

            "Suge, aren't you suppose to be on a diet?" She says.

(End quote)

            "What's a diet?" he asked, truly confused. Kagome sighed, about to explain… Miroku ripped open the golden wrapper, and shoved the tampon in his mouth.

Inuyasha and Kagome start laughing hysterically. Kagome stops to stare at Inuyasha. "Why are you laughing?" She asked.

"I have a really good sense of smell. How long has it been? Two days now?" Kagome turned a new shade of red. Suddenly, muffled screaming interrupts the conversation. The tampon Miroku ate has expanded from the moisture, to make his head expand to enormous proportions.

"Miroku! You ate the whole thing?!" Kagome shrieked.

Sango stands up, calculatedly. She licks her finger, and searches for the direction of the wind, then nods. Miroku has a worried look on his face. Sango stands behind Miroku, who flinches, and she proceeds to "slap the tampon out of him".

Miroku coughs up the giant tampon.

"Mm, fragrant. Can I have another?" He says. Kagome sighs. Inuyasha rolls his eyes. Sango is surprised that Miroku hasn't mentioned anyone bearing his child yet.

"GET OUT Miroku!" everyone shouts at once, except Inuyasha, because he doesn't care. (A/N: Except for Kagome...ahem..now back to the story…)

Miroku begins to head for the door.

"Jeez, can you believe that insensitive jerk?" Sango asked.

"Yeah, I'm still here" Miroku says. There is silence for a few seconds.

"God, what a loser."

"Yep, still here. Just grabbin my staff, but I'll be gone in a second."

Miroku walks out.

Everyone laughs.

A/N= Weeee! Are done!

Mercuriosity: YAH! Now lets go and run around your backyard like lunatics!

ChocoChocoChan: Why do we have to be at my house anyways? GO HOME!

Mercuriosity:  *Looks rejected and walks out of room*

ChocoChocoChan: Muahahahaha, now I can take complete credit for the story.

Mercuriosity: *Runs back in quickly and punches ChocoChocoChan square in the jaw*

ChocoChocoChan: Ow.

Mercuriosity: bwahahaha

ChocoChocoChan: Okay lets go run around in my backyard.

Mercuriosity: Well, I'm going to sleep now.

ChocoChocoChan: *Gives Mercuriosity a blank stare*

Mercuriosity and ChocoChocoChan: REVIEW!