Disclamer: I don't own anything!!!!!!.

D.A.: *jumping on trampoline*

Medafan: don't you ever get tired of doing that?

D.A.: what's tired?

Medafan: I guess not..... 9.9

D.A.: You didn't tell me what was tired.

Medafan: If you haven't experience it, your better off not knowing....

D.A.: K! ^^

~~stage

Medafan: Hello! And the Joke of the Chappie is...Nothing....people you haven't been listening to

me! And now welcome the fantastic Yami!

Yami: Yes, hello! It's really me! I'm not a clone, I'm not a look a like, it's really me! And all

of you love me! hahah! You better! Just kidding. To me, I don't know why girls like me, in case

you haven't noticed, I'M DEAD! hahahah! No,no...so has anyone heard of instant hypocrisy? No? I

didn't know either until yesterday. There was this seminar about what kind of person are you. Of

course I was a pharaoh, so i was royalty. Then this woman came up to me and she said, "Hi i'm a

people person, now get the hell away from me!" What was that all about?! She came up to ME! Talk

about needing people skills. She must be a postal worker, but no offense. I've always wondered

why they get such a bad rap. I've always wondered if us spirits could bathe. I know, stupid

question, but i was curious. I tried it out and the water went right through me. That just really

seemed freaky! I mean, how would you feel if you can't touch water! It brought a new meaning to

"the afterlife stinks" Another thing I've always wondered about. How come I'm not in heaven?! I'm

stuck in a puzzle with limited memory. I should be up there with all the gods, being fed grapes

by beautiful women! YB had been spared from having an afterlife of living or dead HELL! There are

three things you can always count on, death, taxes and people after you to kill you. Can you

guess which one got to me first? Yep, taxes...cuz at death you have to pay death taxes. Sure...

pick on the dead guy. And the people after you to kill you? I just hope they're the ones pay the

tax. Been nice knowing you! See you later!

Medafan: yes now for the fashionable Mai!

Mai: Hello there you unfashionable people! Let me start off with complaining about disneyland.

First of all, disneyland is so weird! It's like a freakin' zoo! What with princesses and princes

running around. Oh sure, make us feel bad about not being royalty. Secondly, my cousin, who is a

boy, love these roller coasters and such and I of course hate it. We when on the Grizzly river

run 13 times. I like taking showers I really do but taking it 13 times in one day. That's just

overkill! What's up with men and things that spin. He loves merry go rounds, the ferris wheel,

remember that? The time I threw up was a great memory. Anyway...Standing here in front of people

is not as easy as it looks you know. I always get a chance of "Never come back" then I get so

embarassed, I mean, did I say that? You may or may not believe this but I've had a hard life,

guys just love me so much. Some want to marry me or just kiss me. You never know. Yeah, you

heard of this. Moan, Gripe, Bitch, Drink, Happy! It's a damn cycle if you ask me. See you later!

Medafan: Wasn't she great? Now.... REVIEW!!!!!!!!!