At the Head Quarter of and up coming villain called the Immortal

Two henchmen was about to apply for a Job. No one knows what the plan these instruments of evil had in store. No one know what laid in their dark hearts.

Jim- Ok this is our first time meeting a Major villain so be cool. Ok. Don't freak out

Phil- Find

Jim- be sure not to say anything stupid ok. We got to stand tall. Don't be talking about comics book and cartoons. Also don't be farting, and acting are scared

Phil- (sarcastically)Is it ok to piss on the table because you know if you don't tell me I will do it

Jim- Shut up Phil Ok where about to go in. Game faces on. Eyes of the Tiger Phil

Phil- Tapped into the force

Jim- doing it for thudara

Phil- For Adrian baby

They open the door. Sasha was in the secretary table. . Her skirt was short showing off her smooth creamy legs. She had a hot model face and two sexy red lips. She had glasses on but she didn't need them. She only wore them to do the whole naughty secrtary look.. She had her hair in the bonnet so she could do the dramatic let your hair down move when she was ready for love.

Jim- Hi my name..

Sasha- Jim and Phil..he been expecting you have a seat

Jim- ahhh ok

Phil looked at the wall. There he saw women with names under them. They were historic names on some of them

Phil- what this

Sasha-the immortal like to put pictures of his conquest over the years and years of life. He like to reminded of every woman he made love to.

Jim- Wow he banged Cleopatra

Xerxes- Yes they had a relationship but didn't work out like the expect

Back during the time of Cleopatra

Immortal- kiss me love

Cleopatra- Oh Immortal finally we will make love.. You will deflower me and take me to places I never imagine

Immortal put her on the bed ripped off her dress

Immortal- yes my love we will make passion so intense that the gods will write about. Bards will sing of the night as the day the earth shook

Cleopatra- Yes my cherish one. I want you to plunge into me and carry me down the river of passion. Part my seas and baptize me with love

Xerxes- oh my sweet we will make a fire with our hearts that greater then the sun

Cleopatra- Yes my love..we will make the earth and shake…fires burns..moon and sun rises…and then..

Xerxes- and then what my sweet (kissing her neck)

Cleopatra- and then …

Immortal- and then what oh keeper of my heart

Cleopatra- And then I can shit on your face

Immortal-………..

Cleopatra- my love

Immortal- (putting his pants back on) All right you got to get the fuck out of here

Cleopatra- To much

Back to 85

Phil- Wow history is so wonderful

Jim- Yea sure is my friend

Sasha- take a seat…Immortal got a lot of people to see

They sat down by them was Tombstone. He was a cruel gangster who was rising up in crime and wanted to make an evil bargain with the immortal

Tombstone- That wall is nothing. I had many whore in my time..Whores that scream for me to stop and that I left for dead…ohm sweet pleasure…Women that I tore apart with my giant Rod

Jim- Hmmmm that's nice..heres and idea how about you never tell me that again…ok big guy

Tombstone- What the matter you too timid to here about a real man conqu

Jim- here a clue. If a story envolve you one eyes midget..I don't want to hear it. No one want to hear about lil frodo baggins tripped to some hooker enchanted sweaty forest. If It envolve your kibbles and bits…your fruity pebbles or Moe and the 2 stooges..I don't want to hear it. And quick bragging about whores..not impressive. Their whores. It not a accomplishment. Changes are they had more hair on their chest then their dad. A gap tooth so big you can make a field goal. Teeth look like two melted snickers bars stuck together. One probably goes by the name yohoo because they have a glass leg filled with yoo-hoo and ever time you see them they say yoo hoo. Ass cheeks so big they clap together like someone put up a applause sign during the Sullivan show

Immortal- I should KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND BOY

Jim- (putting up a magazine) sorry can't listen..reading a magazine..Goofus and Gallant. Apparenly Gallant likes eating his vegitble but goofus hmmmm would you imagine that

Phil- Gallant's a pussy. Stick it to them Goofus..stick it to the man

Sasha- Tombstone. Immortal will see you soon

Tombstone- Soon…soon you will die

Jim- holy shit man your names Tombstone

Pain-man- Soon

Jim- What you going to do hit me with a pizza

Phil- that guy seem familiar

Jim- yea what ever

Phil turn to someone

Phil- how long you been waiting

A 8 foot man in a rhino suit spoke

Rhino- 4 hours

Phil- wow

Rhino- worth it. He said he he give me more powers.

Jim- Hmmm cool

Rhino- you ever been in a gang

Jim- not really

Phil- I was ounce

Flashback

Westside music story plays. A couple of people came out dancing snapping their fingers

Du duh…dee dee..duh duh duh

Phil- BLOODS

Duh.duh..duh…..duh duh duh

Rival Gang jumps out

Rival gang leader- Crips

Duh Duh Duh….duh

Back to the year 85

Rhino- cool is this your first Job Jim

Jim- Well first official as a henchman. Did a little security when this portal to another world open and I was stuck there for a while. Turn out the place was an evil organgazion. The heroes interrogated me for hours. I did break

Rhino- How you managed

Jim- All about having balls of steal my friend

Flash back

Ulitmate Universe

Two people walk near a street wearing leather jackets and sunglasses. It was a woman and a man

Black widow- Ready hawkeye

Hawkeye- Ready Black window

Guard- Appoitment sir

Hawkeye- Sure let me get the appointement slip right (breaking into a roudhouse kick) here

The man was sent flying an as he went flying Hawkeye pulled out an bow and shot him with 3 arrows. The arrows flew so fast they didn't even see his hands. The gaurds reach for thiere guns as arrows took them out into the hands and neck. Black window leaped over the first guard who was shot and bounce of his falling body. She flipped through the air over the bullets and arrows. She landed and crotch down taking the dead man guns. She fired with expert accuracy taking everyone out. She ran through the office building firieng and picking up weapons. He gun clicked empty as a guard grabbed for a machine gun. She put her fist into a hammer and snapped his jaw out of his mouth with one fattle blows. She ducked as a bullet missed her by and inch. She took the machine gun and slicked her hair back and smiled. She fired her machine gun killing people in the room

Hawkeye- Show off

Black Widow- Thanks

The fire taking out office workes, janitors, guards, soldier…everyone was a pontentail enemy. Jim was sitting in the room reading a book. He had headphones on and couldn't hear. His job was to keep the codes to the vault. The door broke open and severed head fail into his lap

Black window broke the headphone off of him

Black window- Give me the codes

Jim-……..

Black window- codes

Jim- AAAAAAAAAA HOLY FUCKING SHIT..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAA…..AAAAAAAA

3 minuts later

Jim- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa THERES A HEAD IN MY LAP OHHHH GOD ….DAMMIT AAAAAAAAA

Black widow slapped him

Black widow- Get the hold of yourself man

Jim- woooo thanks I needed that…Wow went a little crazy back there (laughing) woo what you much think of me. Oh shit the head still in my lap AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…look at all those dead bodies. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hawkeye- ohhhh for fucks shakes

Black window- whats that smell

Jim- I shitted myself

Black Widow- dear lord man

3 hours later

Jim- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hawkeye- isn't there anyone else

Black window- we killed them all…guess I got a little overzealous

Hawkeye- That's it tell me where the codes…(shoots him with arrows)

The arrow went through his leg

Jim- aaaaaaaaaaaaa you shot me with an arrow…what the hell

Hawkeye- trying to calm you down

Jim- So you SHOOT ME WITH AN ARROW…what the hell kind of logic is that. How you cure kids suffering from mollestation..take them to neverland rance…you sick bastard…who the fuck still uses arrows..and what with the gay ass s/m gear….aaaaaa. Your wearing fucking leather in 120 degree weather. What the hells wrong with you. Every time you move your ass sounds like the Tin man from wizard of Oz. Or the weird scruffy buzz cut hair that look like the pussy hair of 70's porn star. You got hairy porn star pussy hair my friend. (get shot with an arrow) ohhhh sweet jesus you did it again…YOU SICK BASTARD…owww you did it again….stop shooting me with arrows…what the hells wrong with you…what kind of sick people shoot with arrows. Ok you won't keep running into bulidings with people who shoot like stormtropper. One day you will wish you had a gun. These guy aimes so bad they couldn't even make a money shot on a 500 pound porn stars ass and you can tell your Emma peel rip off girlfriend to suck my di..

Back to the present

Jim- Got shot with a lot of arrows

Rhino- How you get out

Jim- that a story for another day

Rhino- hmmm if we were in a fictional story written by a hack fanfic writers with a love for immature penis jokes..I will say that sounds like a lame cop out but sense where in the real world I will accept it

Sasha- Rhino your up

He left

Later

5 hours later

Jim- (looking at the magazine) hmmm Lincoln got shot…sure glad they keep these magazine up to date make the joy of waiting into this…

Sasha- Jim…Phil..your next