Disclaimer: I do not own Mega Man X end of story
Note: Written by Nemesis
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The Game Show were you lose you die
Welcome to the game show were you better chose your answers wisely or else you die. Sponsored by ' Oxymoron' Oxy for Ox and Moron for the people who actually buy the product. Well here's your host. Rank SA Maverick Hunter Zero!
Zero: That's me. Let's meet our contestants! Here we have Signas.
Signas: (feet tied to the floor and hands cuffed to the table) um....hi
Zero. And my good friend X!
X: (same situation as Signas) Zero! I'm goanna freakin kill you!
Zero: (backing away a little bit) And we have LifeSaver
LifeSaver: (Same Situation as the rest.) um...this wouldn't have anything to do with me
accusing you of being a maverick
Zero:....................................................um, um, Nooooo, What would make you say that? (backs away to his little safe card stand and microphone)
Zero: Well of course all of you guys know the rules. You get an answer wrong your table
Will be moved forward and eventually after answering a series of questions wrong
You will be dropped I n a pool of acid, or you will have to do a dangerous stunt
That you might get killed in the process of completing it.
Zero: Ok...first question goes to Signas. (Grabs card) Ok Signas get the answer wrong
And your table will me moved forward. Ok. How do you spell the word ' I'
Signas: Um... I?
Zero: oh man he got it right..er...I mean good job Signas you get a five points! Question
Number two goes to X. Ok. Who wrote the piano piece " the apple is red, not
Green"?
X: um... I think the author of the fanfic wrote it.
Zero: You think or you know?! ( getting really excited hoping that he get's it wrong)
X: I know.
Zero: darn...I mean five points goes to you too X. Good Job! ( mutters a curse word)..
Well question number three goes to LifeSaver! Ok you get it wrong you have to do
a dangerous stunt.... Ok what is my name?
LifeSaver: Zero
Zero: How did you know that?!
Lifsaver: because the narrator said so when he was introducing the show
Zero: Well now your table is moved forward. You cheated! ( Lifsavers table is mover forward)
LifeSaver: but...
Zero: Arguing with the host are we? Move it up again!
Lifsaver: Something tells me that this has to do with the whole maverick thing
Zero: Bringing up the past! Into the acid!
LifeSaver:Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!AUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH *SPLASH* (X and Signas staring in horror at the pool of acid, Zero is laughing)
Zero: It happens. ok next question goes to Signas. Answer wrong and your table is moved
Forward. Here's the question: What is your name?
Signas: Signas
Zero: You weren't supposed to know that. When they knocked you unconsciousness to
Force to come to my game show they were supposed to knock out your memory
Too... er...um...I mean... That is correct! 10 points to Signas!
Zero: Ok X it's your turn. Answer wrong and you will have to do a stunt. Ok, Where
Does beef come from?
X: Cows
Zero: I'm sorry that is incorrect. Just this morning I found out that they came from the
Store! Well folks! Here is the stunt! He has to walk around in my homemade
Jungle of snakes raccoons and mad squirrels! (Audience gasps) Yes I know. Scary
Isn't it?
(X is now being dragged into the home made jungle, we hear screams, and the trees are being shaken, and you can hear the sound of mad squirrels squeaking. Five minutes later X came out of there all tore up with a cobra attached to his arm by its teethe.)
Zero: (in a surprised and confused voice) Wow...he's actually still living (finally coming
To senses) Um… Good job X! 20 Points goes to you
X: um...can I get this snake removed?
Zero: No. Well anyway no another question goes to Signas, if he fails to answer it =
Correctly then he too has to do a stunt. Well here it is - At the top of your head. What is 6,859 times 383,489?
Signas: 2,630,351,051
Zero: um...hold on let me get a calculator...(2 minutes of waiting). Sorry that is incorrect.
The answer is 2,630,351,051. Now you have to swim with the piranha.( Signas is
Now being dumped into a piranha tank.
Signas: AAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (5 minutes later
Signas comes out of there horribly mangles and bits of flesh are no longer apart of
His body)
Zero: Ok. It's time for a short brake. We'll be back for round two after a word from our sponsors.
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AN: Hi I hope this was funny enough for ya. Hope you like it.
Note: Written by Nemesis
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The Game Show were you lose you die
Welcome to the game show were you better chose your answers wisely or else you die. Sponsored by ' Oxymoron' Oxy for Ox and Moron for the people who actually buy the product. Well here's your host. Rank SA Maverick Hunter Zero!
Zero: That's me. Let's meet our contestants! Here we have Signas.
Signas: (feet tied to the floor and hands cuffed to the table) um....hi
Zero. And my good friend X!
X: (same situation as Signas) Zero! I'm goanna freakin kill you!
Zero: (backing away a little bit) And we have LifeSaver
LifeSaver: (Same Situation as the rest.) um...this wouldn't have anything to do with me
accusing you of being a maverick
Zero:....................................................um, um, Nooooo, What would make you say that? (backs away to his little safe card stand and microphone)
Zero: Well of course all of you guys know the rules. You get an answer wrong your table
Will be moved forward and eventually after answering a series of questions wrong
You will be dropped I n a pool of acid, or you will have to do a dangerous stunt
That you might get killed in the process of completing it.
Zero: Ok...first question goes to Signas. (Grabs card) Ok Signas get the answer wrong
And your table will me moved forward. Ok. How do you spell the word ' I'
Signas: Um... I?
Zero: oh man he got it right..er...I mean good job Signas you get a five points! Question
Number two goes to X. Ok. Who wrote the piano piece " the apple is red, not
Green"?
X: um... I think the author of the fanfic wrote it.
Zero: You think or you know?! ( getting really excited hoping that he get's it wrong)
X: I know.
Zero: darn...I mean five points goes to you too X. Good Job! ( mutters a curse word)..
Well question number three goes to LifeSaver! Ok you get it wrong you have to do
a dangerous stunt.... Ok what is my name?
LifeSaver: Zero
Zero: How did you know that?!
Lifsaver: because the narrator said so when he was introducing the show
Zero: Well now your table is moved forward. You cheated! ( Lifsavers table is mover forward)
LifeSaver: but...
Zero: Arguing with the host are we? Move it up again!
Lifsaver: Something tells me that this has to do with the whole maverick thing
Zero: Bringing up the past! Into the acid!
LifeSaver:Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!AUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH *SPLASH* (X and Signas staring in horror at the pool of acid, Zero is laughing)
Zero: It happens. ok next question goes to Signas. Answer wrong and your table is moved
Forward. Here's the question: What is your name?
Signas: Signas
Zero: You weren't supposed to know that. When they knocked you unconsciousness to
Force to come to my game show they were supposed to knock out your memory
Too... er...um...I mean... That is correct! 10 points to Signas!
Zero: Ok X it's your turn. Answer wrong and you will have to do a stunt. Ok, Where
Does beef come from?
X: Cows
Zero: I'm sorry that is incorrect. Just this morning I found out that they came from the
Store! Well folks! Here is the stunt! He has to walk around in my homemade
Jungle of snakes raccoons and mad squirrels! (Audience gasps) Yes I know. Scary
Isn't it?
(X is now being dragged into the home made jungle, we hear screams, and the trees are being shaken, and you can hear the sound of mad squirrels squeaking. Five minutes later X came out of there all tore up with a cobra attached to his arm by its teethe.)
Zero: (in a surprised and confused voice) Wow...he's actually still living (finally coming
To senses) Um… Good job X! 20 Points goes to you
X: um...can I get this snake removed?
Zero: No. Well anyway no another question goes to Signas, if he fails to answer it =
Correctly then he too has to do a stunt. Well here it is - At the top of your head. What is 6,859 times 383,489?
Signas: 2,630,351,051
Zero: um...hold on let me get a calculator...(2 minutes of waiting). Sorry that is incorrect.
The answer is 2,630,351,051. Now you have to swim with the piranha.( Signas is
Now being dumped into a piranha tank.
Signas: AAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (5 minutes later
Signas comes out of there horribly mangles and bits of flesh are no longer apart of
His body)
Zero: Ok. It's time for a short brake. We'll be back for round two after a word from our sponsors.
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AN: Hi I hope this was funny enough for ya. Hope you like it.
