Disclaimer: I do not own Mega Man X so back off!!

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Zero: Welcome back to the game show where you lose you die. Now let's continue the questions from where we left off. X…

X: Zero. I seriously think that I need to get this snake removed. I can no longer feel my arm.

Zero: Well that's your problem. Well anyway for your question. If you get this wrong you won't get a to do a stunt or move the table forward. You have to face a penalty. Well anyway for your question… What is the state of Kentucky called?

X: Kentucky.

Zero: I'm sorry that is incorrect. The correct answer is…Wait, Wait, Wait! You weren't supposed to get that right. What is it with you people.

X: now can I get this snake removed?

Zero: X, just for asking you get the penalty anyway. Bring on the cobra!
X: ow! What did you do that for?

Zero: What did I do? It was your fault for asking,

X: but…

Zero: X, do we need to go through a repeat back with Lifesaver?

X: um… no

Zero: then I suggest you shut up and answer the questions.

Zero: Ok now it's Signas's turn. Um…Signas

Signas: …

Zero: Signas?

Signas: …

Zero: um… it happens. Oh well I never like him anyway.Well X looks like you get to live since Signas had dropped out of the game from serious injuries from the piranha… X?

X: …( passed out from the sudden rush of poison surging throughout his body)

Zero: um….um… again, it happens.( picks up telephone) Hello is this the hospital? Ok I have someone who was bitten by too cobras…….. How you ask? Ohit was such a freak accident. You see he wanted to go through a homemade jungle that had cobras in it and well. That's what happened. I told him not to do it. Oh yeah and if he tells you he was forced into it then he's lying. I think it's just the venom that got to him. Ok bye. Thank you.

Zero: Ok that's it for today's show. See you next time on (audience joins in) The game show where you lose you die.

Narrator: Sponsored by Oxymoron, oxy of ox and moron for the people who actually by the product.
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Game two.
Narrator: Welcome to the game show where you better chose your words wisely or you just might die. Sponsored by Oxymoron, oxy of ox and moron for the people who actually by the product. Here's your host Rank SA Maverick hunter Zero!

Zero: again, that's me. Let's meet our contestants. Here we have my girlfriend Iris

Iris: Zero how could you do this to me! If I live through this then I'll tell everybody about your bedtime problem….

Zero: mental note to self. Do everything in your power to kill off girlfriend.
And we also have Vile!

Vile: I'm gonna kill you!

Zero: that's nice! And we have the colonel.

Colonel: Zero so help me! I'm gonna kill you nice and slowly after this.

Zero: no your not….Well anyway here are the rules. If you answer a question wrong you either have to do a penalty, stunt, or your table is moved forward. Iris let's start with you.

Iris: Me?

Zero: yes you. Ok you answer wrongly then you have to do a stunt.

Iris: But I'm your girlfriend

Zero: yeah a girlfriend who tried to kill me. Well ok Iris; what is the capital of Japan?

Iris: Tokyo

Zero: I'm sorry that is incorrect. The correct answer was Tokyo. Ok Iris. You will now be suspended from a rope over a pool of flesh-eating worms and snakes. And since you are related to the colonel, every answer he gets wrong not only will he face the consequences, you will also be dropped down a notch. Colonel you sister's life is in your hands…. No pressure.

Zero: Ok Vile. Answer wrong you have to do a stunt. Ok what is 2 + 2.

Vile: um…um.. I can answer this one. It's 4

Zero: How come you guys were programmed with good math skills an I wasn't. Man that's not fair. Well anyway. Colonel, you answer wrong you have to do a stunt. What is the name your name?

Colonel: Colonel.

Zero: I am sorry that is incorrect, just five seconds ago the show has legally change your name to Bob. Now your sister is dropped down a notch and you have fight Hairy, the deranged rabid monkey.
( monkey comes up and attacks Bob a.k.a Colonel)

Colonel: Auughh, you get away from me you monkey.

Zero: Hey are you trying to kill my pet monkey.

Colonel : This think is your pet ( still trying to fight monkey.)

Zero: yeah I found him hanging out in my homemade jungle. ( Colonel still trying to kill monkey.

Iris: And you kept that mangy thing? I'm not letting that thing in my house when you come over the next time.

Zero: So you're saying that you don't like my monkey?

Colonel: Well no! ( still trying to fight monkey.)

Zero: All right that's it! Hairy jump up and cut the rope that is holding Iris up! ( Monkey stops fighting his battle and cuts rope

Iris: Auuggghhhhhhh. ( hearing the sound of flesh being torn apart by flesh eating worms

Colonel: IRIS!!

Zero: Cool !!! I didn't know that Hairy even knew how to cut a rope. I guess Hairy is one of a kind.

Zero: Ok Vile it's your turn. Answer wrong and you have to do a penalty. Ok, what is Hairy's favorite food ?

Vile: Banana's

Zero: I'm sorry that is incorrect! The correct answer was human flesh. Now for your penalty. Take off the helmet. ( Everyone gasps) Yes! Take it off! ( Zero rips it off of Vile's head) ( Zero gasps.) Mom! What are you doing here

Zero's mom: What am I doing here? What are you doing here? You never call, you never write! I gave you the best years of my life, and this is how you repay me?!

Zero: I'm sorry I'm sorry ( Well what did you expect him to say? The woman has got him by the hair.)

Zero's mom: Sorry isn't gonna cut it this time Zero! ( Now pulling him back stage)

Zero: Mommy NO!!!! ( Hears violent screams from back stage.)

Narrator: I'm sorry we are going through some technical difficulties. Please stand by.

Colonel: Tetnichal Difficulties?! Are you kidding me?! That woman's beating the holy crap out of her own son!

Narrator: Well can you blaim her

Colonel: You know you do have a point.

Narrator: We'll just go to a comercial for now.
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Little girl: Help my cat's stuck up in a tree!

(Oxymoron guy comes in with blue cape that says oxymoron, And he brings his ox.)

Oxymoron guy ( I'll just call him Ed): Don't worry little girl, just take this oxymoron pill and you won't worry about that cat any more.

Little girl( I'll call her Sue): Are you sure it's safe?

Ed:..............................................um............er..........Of cource it's safe

Sue: Ok( pops pill in her mouth....Starts growing horns, scales, increasing in size, and her eyes start to glow red)
( Sue then crawls up the tree)
( See cat hair being flung every where ..AN: I'm sorry that I can't show it. It's sensored for violence)

( 10 minutes later Ed and Cow see the entire town destroyed)

Ed: So you think we'll be arested for this.
Cow: ( nods head) mooooooooo
( police car then drives up)

Police man: you're being arested for selling illegal drugs to a child

Ed: You call that a child! ( Points behind police man at the monster, Police man looks back)

Police man: yeah you're right.... Ok you're being arrested for giving drugs to a metaly unstable monster.

Ed: Ok that's more like it.

Police man: Wait here while I restrain the monster.

Ed: ok but don't make anysudden movements.

Police man: Why?!(makes sudden movement. Monster looks up to see him. then...AN: sensored for violence. just take Ed's word for it)

Ed: Ow!( police man screams can be heard)He's gonna feel that in the morning( more police man screams can be heard) That left a mark( police man screaming like a two year old girl) IS THAT POSSIBLE (police man screams can be heard) Cool! I never new your neck could bend that way!

Cow: ( Shakes head in embarrasment) Moooooo

Ed: Oh cool!....Wait...Oh.....Maybe we should just end the comercial now.

Cow:(nods head) moooo

Ed: This was oxymoron! Oxy for Ox and Moron for the people who by the product.

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AN: Hoped you like this round we will continue after Zero's mom stops beating her child. Sorry for the inconvenience