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Narrator: Ok we are back. Zero's mom has finally stopped beating the crap out of her son and has left for Hawaii. * Sniff* I want to go to Hawaii too!

Zero: Ok we're back! Sorry about that little delay. I had to get mom off of me somehow ,so I sent her to Hawaii

Narrator: Oh you send her to Hawaii but not ME?!

Zero: Well I'm sorry, but you weren't the one who was beating the holy crap out of me. I mean I won't sit down for weeks.

Narrator: Fine then I'll beat the crap out of you too.

Zero: No you're not

Narrator: Why do you say that?

Zero: because you're just a voice that appears out of nowhere that introduces the show.

Narrator: * sniff * : ( Darn it Zero! Why do you all ways have to get the thing I'm most sensitive about?

Zero: Because I'm a mentally unstable maverick hunter out to make sure the world is full of violence and suffering. I mean why do you think I have this game show?

Narrator: yeah you have a point.

Zero: Ok now for the show. Signas if you answer this right you win, but if you answer wrong. I get send you on a fire cracker to the moon.!

Signas: um..ok.

Zero: Ok! What is the name of the author of this fanfic

Signas: goddesses of nemesis

Zero: Sorry that's just the name of the group but Nemesis is the true writer of this fanfic. (Drags Signas onto a giant firework then tie him up.)

Signas: (right before Zero lights the match.) NO WAIT!

Zero: five. four Signas: You can't do this to me!

Zero:.three.two

Signas: NO

Zero: . one.

Signas: ZERO!!!

Zero: wow you just helped count down to your own death.

Signas: .huh.. AUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH ( explosion one) Zero: ohhhhhhhh (explosion two) Zero: aaawwwwwwwwwww...

Zero: Well that it folks. See you next time on the game show where ( audience joins in) YOU LOSE YOU DIE

Narrator: This game show was sponsored by OxyMoron! Oxy for Ox, and Moron for the people who actually buy the product.a.k.a Zero!.......... I still wish I could go to Hawaii * sniff *

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AN: Thank you guys for all the great reviews. Next time on the Game Show Were You Lose You Die I'm gonna give it a different Name. It will be called. The Game Show Were You Lose You Die 2.bum. bum. bum... It's gonna have stuff in it that's way more funny than this, so read that one too.