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Narrator: Welcome back to the game show where you lose you die. Now sponsored, not only by OxyMoron, but also by Humor News.

Zero: Were looking for more people to be on the show, so if you want to sign up please call us at 666-I'm-a-mentaly-unstable-maniac-from-hell. Remember that 666-I'm-a-mentally-unstable-maniac-from-hell. Well anyway today on the show we have Douglas! Alia! And.. Bob.

Narrator: who's Bob

Zero: I have no Idea....Well anyway you know the rules so let's get started. Douglas we're starting with you.

Douglas: um....how did I get here?

Zero: um...You were hit over the head with a club and dragged here.

Douglas: why

Zero: Because you're the one who altered my armor to make it look like there is something on my chest that shouldn't be.

Douglas: No I didn't

Zero:...........you didn't?......oh.......well I'm gonna blame you anyway.

Douglas: ok.

Zero: Ok back with the show. Now Douglas answer wrong and you have to do a stunt. Ok what is the name of my monkey?

Douglas: Hairy.

Zero: Crap on a donkey. Well Alia.

Alia: what the heck am I doing here? How the heck could you do this to me.;

Zero: Because you are annoying and I hate you.

Alia:.......oh.

Zero: Well any way Alia, answer wrong and you get a penalty. Ok now. what is my mother's name.

Alia: ummmm.....Annoying.

Zero: Well yeah she is annoying but that isn't her name.

Zero's Mother: What do you mean I'm annoying?!

Zero: MOM?!!!! You're supposed to be in Hawaii.

Zero's Mother: Well yeah but I knew that you were back on this show insulting me.

Zero: How.

Zero's Mother: Because I'm your mother and mothers know these things.

Zero: How did you get here so fast.

Zero's Mother: Instant transmission.

Zero: Huh?

Zero's Mother: Oh there was this very nice man there who was a fighter with pointy hair and taught me a few of his tricks. Like Instant Transmission, Kamahamaha., KaioKen, um and that's about it.

Zero: You met Goku?

Zero's Mother: Oh is that his name?

Zero: Is he still there?

Zero's mother: yeah.

Zero: I'll be right back.

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( Some where in Hawaii.)

Zero: MR. Goku can I have your autograph?

Goku: Hey aren't you that guy who does the game show where you lose you die?

Zero: ummm.yeah

Goku: Really? Oh well in that case I know somebody who wants your autograph

Zero: A fan? Who?

Goku: wait right here......( back at the hotel)

Goku: Hey Vegeta!

Vegeta: What is it Kakorot. I'm waiting for my favorite game show to comeback on.

Goku: Well that's what I came here to talk to you about. The host is here!

Vegeta: What?

Goku: Yeah come with me.

( where Zero is)

Goku: See there he is.

Vegeta: Zero! OMG. Can I have your autograph.

Zero: Vegeta? Ok but I need both of yours. I love DBZ. IT has toture and violence.

Vegeta: Sure!!!!

( back at the game show)

Zero: Sorry for the delay. Ok Mom what did you want again.....Mom?

Alia: um..she left for Hawaii again.

Zero:...oh......OK your penalty is that you have to stand over my homemade volcano and ever time you get an answer wrong, the volcano will be shaken to try and catch you off balance.

Alia: Well what happens if I fall in.

Zero: ......well.....you'll be burned alive.

Alia: Well that sucks. ( said as she was being taken on top of Zero's homemade volcano.

Zero: OK it your turn uh um..Bob....How did you get here.

Bob: I signed up.

Zero: Why would you wanna do that.

Bob: Because I felt like.

Zero: And I thought I was mentally unstable...Ok what was the name of the last hospital I had been taken to.

Bob: um.Bob's Hospital.

Zero:.......no....actually it was Madison's Hospital for the Criminally Insane. I escaped last week to host a game show so I can kill off all of my friends, and they haven't found me yet. I mean I'm right across the street from them........................................................................ .....I shouldn't have said that.

Mental Hospital Person named Joe: There he is! Get him

Zero: No I'm never going back!!!! ( starts running all over the place. Runs over and pushes Alia into the Volcano. Runs all over the place again. Pulls out Z-Saber and tries to kill Joe but accidentally kills Douglas. Joe Chasses him into the mental hospital truck.)

Zero: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bob:.........um.........( walks up to pick up microphone..........Picks up microphone...)

Bob: Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece was whit as snow..

Audience:................................................................... ............( hears cricket).....................................................( some guy screams you suck..everybody leaves.

( At the mental Hostpital)

Zero is in a straight jacket watching tv. He clicked on to his show to see Bob singing "Marry Had A Little Lamb"

Zero: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE STOLE MY SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SHALL RETURN TO KILL BOB AND RECLAIM MY SHOW AND.............OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW...........................zzz..zzzzz...zzz.

Nurse: ( Holding shot in hands) Come down mr. Zero. That's not going to happen anytime soon. *****************************************************

AN: HI I hoped you liked it. I decided to just keep the story going. Well don't worry Bob will not control The game show where you lose you die. Zero shall return....But it takes him an entire chapter to escape so be patient.