Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
AN: I would like to thank all the people who have been reviewing it so far. And I'm glad that my sick humor is pleasing people. Eternal Warrior, It would be to confusing if people signed up literally. So I better not do that. Sorry. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(At the Mental Hospital)
Zero: ( In a padded room with straight jacket) Ok.here are my options. Either I chew threw this padded room with my teethe like I did last time, or I could wait till it's snack time and escape, attack the nurse, and run towards the nearest exit. Yes then I can hunt Bob down and cut him like a fish..but then I would have to go all the way to the Maverick Hunter Base and get my Z-saber..
Nurse: ( looking inside the door window and seeing Zero's lips moving, goes towards an office that says ' Dr. Death' and opens the door.) um Doctor you know the patient in room 666?
Dr. Death: Yes.
Nurse: Well it looks like he's talking to somebody but...
Dr. Death: Sounds like schizophrenia. Yes!!!! Finally a patient that requires electric therapy!!!!!!!!!!!!.I mean..that's not good, looks like the only answer is electro therapy.
Nurse: Well if that's your final decision...
Dr.Death: Yes that's what I want.We can do it later this night..
( Later that night)
Zero: ( In a corner thinking up a plan. Then door opens to reveal evil looking nurses and doctors)......um, hi.
( Three hours later)
Zero: ( comes in room with electricity sparks all around him. Sits back in the corner) Maybe I should just right this stuff down instead of speaking it.
( the next morning)
Zero: ( Now in the cafeteria looking over a really bad drawn diagram of his escape plan) Ok Now all I need to do is get that nurse to lend me a rope, belt, a pointed object like a knife of some sort, and of course more paper. I'm running out of room on this piece.
(Looks around suspiciously, making sure no one is reading over his shoulder.) Zero: I will never tell anyone about his plan.Not even Mr. Pippians, the fairy who lives in my finger. No one must no my evil and very smart plan to escape and kill the evil one.
( A nurse walks up)
Nurse: who's the evil one?
Zero: IM PLANNING TO ESCAPE AND THE PLAN INVOLVES A BELT, A ROPE, AND A POINTED OBJECT! AND THEN I'M GONNA HUNT BOB DOWN AND CUT HIM LIKE A FISH!!!!!!!!!! OH, PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME TO THE SHOCKING ROOM AGAIN!!!!!
Nurse: ( with confused look on her face)...... what
Zero:.................um............ Can I have a belt, rope, and a pointed object.and.um.. more paper...............................please.
Nurse: What!!!? Those are totally against the hospital rules and policies!!!!!!!! But you're my favorite MMX character so what the heck.
Zero:.....thanks.
Nurse: No problem.
( Later that night at 6:00 pm.)
Zero: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA my evil plan is almost complete. Ok Nurse lady pull the two levers.
Nurse: OK ( Pulls the belt and rope which triggered the pointed object knife to go flying into the wall of the padded room causing it rip and tear through the inner and out layer.)
Zero: It worked..( looks at the whole and sees how small it is.) Well.um..er..At least I won't have as much junk to pick out of my teethe.
Nurse: Well I have a butcher knife, maybe that would work.
Zero: Nurse, I think we are going to need a lot of knives..Wait. I got it! Laser power.
Nurse: Yeah laser power that would work, what a great idea, I love laser power, it's so cool......um.....what's laser power.
Zero: It's the key to my success. Nurse, go the Maverick Hunter Base and then sneak in and go to my room. You will see a very bright sword thing. It's called a Z- saber.
Nurse: Right! By the way, my name is Sue.
Zero: Sue? Well then get going Sue.
Sue: Ok.
(Three more hours later. Zero escapes leaving Sue in the room, not thinking about his annual electro therapy.)
Sue: Bye Zero...huh (Looks behind to see evil nurses and doctors behind her.)
Nurse: Sue? I never would have guessed that you would be in electro therapy.
Sue: what? No! You see what happened was..NOOOOO WAIT! ( nurses drags her out of the room.
( Zero looks back to see Sue being dragged away)
Zero: * sniff* ( Puts on important speech voice)I shall never forget your kindness Sue. You helped me seek revenge on the evil Bob. You were just as stupid and evil as I was. And now there is only one thing I have to say to you.. SUCKS TO BE YOU SUCKER!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ok now to get that Bob for taking over my show.
( At the game show where you lose you die.)
Bob: old mc Donald had a farm..
Narrator: Yo Bob I would got to a commercial now. Um.Oxy Moron Guy.
Oxy Moron Guy: No Way man! I'm not doing a commercial again for that guy. I want Zero back. He didn't have cute Nursery Rhyme songs! He had torture and violence and corrupted peoples minds. And that's what made me proud to sponsor his show.
Oxy Moron Cow: MOOOOO ( nods head)
Narrator: Well what about the Humor News People?
Humor News People: NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!! ( leaves)
( Zero comes crashing through the door)
Zero: Don't worry guys I'm back!!!!!
Narrator: Thank God.
Zero: I thought you hated me.
Narrator: I do but this Bob Guy is more annoying than that song that goes ' I know a song that gets on every body's nerves ect'
Zero: Well don't worry.
Bob: Hi Zero..Why are you looking at me funny, why are you clutching that sword, why are you walking up to me with a smile of a maniac, why are tilting my head,( gets a nervous look) why are aiming the sword at my neck, why are AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Narrator: Ok I'm not cleaning that up.
Zero: Ok People I'm sorry for that, but It took me a while to get out of the mental hospital.
Audience: That's ok Zero. As long as you're back.
Zero: I know. Well anyway. I have to go and clean this mess up, so remember, ( audience and in the middle you see vegeta saying) THIS IS THE GAME SHOW WHERE YOU LOSE YOU DIE.
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AN: HI I hoped you liked it. I told you Zero would get his show back. Well anyway just on case if you're wondering about Sue, well.um.she'll show up later on.
AN: I would like to thank all the people who have been reviewing it so far. And I'm glad that my sick humor is pleasing people. Eternal Warrior, It would be to confusing if people signed up literally. So I better not do that. Sorry. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(At the Mental Hospital)
Zero: ( In a padded room with straight jacket) Ok.here are my options. Either I chew threw this padded room with my teethe like I did last time, or I could wait till it's snack time and escape, attack the nurse, and run towards the nearest exit. Yes then I can hunt Bob down and cut him like a fish..but then I would have to go all the way to the Maverick Hunter Base and get my Z-saber..
Nurse: ( looking inside the door window and seeing Zero's lips moving, goes towards an office that says ' Dr. Death' and opens the door.) um Doctor you know the patient in room 666?
Dr. Death: Yes.
Nurse: Well it looks like he's talking to somebody but...
Dr. Death: Sounds like schizophrenia. Yes!!!! Finally a patient that requires electric therapy!!!!!!!!!!!!.I mean..that's not good, looks like the only answer is electro therapy.
Nurse: Well if that's your final decision...
Dr.Death: Yes that's what I want.We can do it later this night..
( Later that night)
Zero: ( In a corner thinking up a plan. Then door opens to reveal evil looking nurses and doctors)......um, hi.
( Three hours later)
Zero: ( comes in room with electricity sparks all around him. Sits back in the corner) Maybe I should just right this stuff down instead of speaking it.
( the next morning)
Zero: ( Now in the cafeteria looking over a really bad drawn diagram of his escape plan) Ok Now all I need to do is get that nurse to lend me a rope, belt, a pointed object like a knife of some sort, and of course more paper. I'm running out of room on this piece.
(Looks around suspiciously, making sure no one is reading over his shoulder.) Zero: I will never tell anyone about his plan.Not even Mr. Pippians, the fairy who lives in my finger. No one must no my evil and very smart plan to escape and kill the evil one.
( A nurse walks up)
Nurse: who's the evil one?
Zero: IM PLANNING TO ESCAPE AND THE PLAN INVOLVES A BELT, A ROPE, AND A POINTED OBJECT! AND THEN I'M GONNA HUNT BOB DOWN AND CUT HIM LIKE A FISH!!!!!!!!!! OH, PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME TO THE SHOCKING ROOM AGAIN!!!!!
Nurse: ( with confused look on her face)...... what
Zero:.................um............ Can I have a belt, rope, and a pointed object.and.um.. more paper...............................please.
Nurse: What!!!? Those are totally against the hospital rules and policies!!!!!!!! But you're my favorite MMX character so what the heck.
Zero:.....thanks.
Nurse: No problem.
( Later that night at 6:00 pm.)
Zero: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA my evil plan is almost complete. Ok Nurse lady pull the two levers.
Nurse: OK ( Pulls the belt and rope which triggered the pointed object knife to go flying into the wall of the padded room causing it rip and tear through the inner and out layer.)
Zero: It worked..( looks at the whole and sees how small it is.) Well.um..er..At least I won't have as much junk to pick out of my teethe.
Nurse: Well I have a butcher knife, maybe that would work.
Zero: Nurse, I think we are going to need a lot of knives..Wait. I got it! Laser power.
Nurse: Yeah laser power that would work, what a great idea, I love laser power, it's so cool......um.....what's laser power.
Zero: It's the key to my success. Nurse, go the Maverick Hunter Base and then sneak in and go to my room. You will see a very bright sword thing. It's called a Z- saber.
Nurse: Right! By the way, my name is Sue.
Zero: Sue? Well then get going Sue.
Sue: Ok.
(Three more hours later. Zero escapes leaving Sue in the room, not thinking about his annual electro therapy.)
Sue: Bye Zero...huh (Looks behind to see evil nurses and doctors behind her.)
Nurse: Sue? I never would have guessed that you would be in electro therapy.
Sue: what? No! You see what happened was..NOOOOO WAIT! ( nurses drags her out of the room.
( Zero looks back to see Sue being dragged away)
Zero: * sniff* ( Puts on important speech voice)I shall never forget your kindness Sue. You helped me seek revenge on the evil Bob. You were just as stupid and evil as I was. And now there is only one thing I have to say to you.. SUCKS TO BE YOU SUCKER!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ok now to get that Bob for taking over my show.
( At the game show where you lose you die.)
Bob: old mc Donald had a farm..
Narrator: Yo Bob I would got to a commercial now. Um.Oxy Moron Guy.
Oxy Moron Guy: No Way man! I'm not doing a commercial again for that guy. I want Zero back. He didn't have cute Nursery Rhyme songs! He had torture and violence and corrupted peoples minds. And that's what made me proud to sponsor his show.
Oxy Moron Cow: MOOOOO ( nods head)
Narrator: Well what about the Humor News People?
Humor News People: NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!! ( leaves)
( Zero comes crashing through the door)
Zero: Don't worry guys I'm back!!!!!
Narrator: Thank God.
Zero: I thought you hated me.
Narrator: I do but this Bob Guy is more annoying than that song that goes ' I know a song that gets on every body's nerves ect'
Zero: Well don't worry.
Bob: Hi Zero..Why are you looking at me funny, why are you clutching that sword, why are you walking up to me with a smile of a maniac, why are tilting my head,( gets a nervous look) why are aiming the sword at my neck, why are AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Narrator: Ok I'm not cleaning that up.
Zero: Ok People I'm sorry for that, but It took me a while to get out of the mental hospital.
Audience: That's ok Zero. As long as you're back.
Zero: I know. Well anyway. I have to go and clean this mess up, so remember, ( audience and in the middle you see vegeta saying) THIS IS THE GAME SHOW WHERE YOU LOSE YOU DIE.
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AN: HI I hoped you liked it. I told you Zero would get his show back. Well anyway just on case if you're wondering about Sue, well.um.she'll show up later on.
