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AN: I would like to thank all the people who have been reviewing it so far. And I'm glad that my sick humor is pleasing people.
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Narrator: Hello and welcome to…oh forget it.

Zero: Hello and welcome back to where you lose you die…trust me…I know. Well let's meet our other contestants today. We have Sigma!

Sigma: and I was in the middle of planning world domination too.

Zero:…that's nice….Well anyway we have X again who is still a little zoned out from the venom of the cobra's.

X: guess what Zero! My armor is blue! Say BLUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEE

Zero: uh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….And we have Wily

Wily: How could you do this to me! After I built you?

Zero: It's survival of the evil and I'm more evil.

Wily: Well you're a jerk

Zero: You're welcome

Wily: What?

Zero: I don't know.

Wily: You're confusing me.

Sigma: What do you mean you're more evil than me?

Zero: Easy. I corrupt peoples minds, I kill people for fun without being sued since I force them to sign a contract that says they can't press charges.

Sigma: You suck

(X watching everyone fight with that childish grin on his face and decided to join in)

X: My uncle Fungous is a woman. (said as if he was proud)

(Zero& Sigma look at X with a confused and stare that says that the statement just made was weird.)

Zero& Sigma: That's nice.

Wily: you have an uncle Fungous that is really a woman too.

(X nods head)

Wily: Cool!!!

Zero: And my mother's a wom…well actually I'm still trying to figure that out. Well anyway all of you know the rules so let's get started. Sigma we'll start with you. Ok get it wrong and you have to do a stunt.
Sigma: Bring it on

Zero: Ok…well what is the name of Mega Man's dog.

Sigma: Rush

Zero: That is incorrect the correct answer is Hurry. Ok you now have to dance with my deranged rabid monkey Hairy.

Sigma: I'm not dancing with a monkey.

Zero: Oh! So now you too, are saying you don't like my monkey. What is with you people *Sniff * you're hurting his feelings. HAIRY DANCE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER DANCED BEFORE!

(Out of now where the monkey comes out and takes Sigma to the dance floor. It was cool they had a disco ball and everything. Hairy started break dancing and Sigma did ballet. After an hour the insanity stopped)

Zero: Ok now X! you get this answer wrong and you have to go to and unknown planet till the end of the show without food, water, or any protection of any kind.

X: OK

Zero: Ok. What is the name of the main character in Mega Man Battle Network?

X: CHIPMUNKS

Zero:………………………………….no………………………SEND HIM TO THE PLANET!!!!

( People shove him into a rocket ship and send him on some unknown planet. X walks out of the ship when it lands)

X: Hey cool there's air on this planet! And no gravity. WWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *swoosh *

Zero: (watching X through satellite television back at the game show place) X stop that you're in public

X: But I don't Wanna

Zero: Now!!

X: fine (while Zero isn't watching the tv) WEEEEEEEEEE *swoosh *

Zero: (Zero looked back in time to see what X did) Crap!! He's enjoying it. Get him off of the planet and send him back to hospital. AND GET ME A NEW CONTESTANT!!!

(one hour later)

Zero: Thanks for waiting and our new contestant is Enzan!!!

Enzan: What am I doing here?

Zero: Well what do you think?

Enzan…to be horribly mangled and most likely killed.

Zero: Well you're pretty close.

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AN: Sorry I haven't updated in a while. I hope this was funny enough for ya.. Oh yeah and if I accidentally did something wrong to the grammar I'm sorry.