Disclaimer: I don't own anything. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Narrator: Coming out in June, Friday the 13th 2003,

Zero: You're supposed to be dead.

Iris: I'm not dead I'm undead

Zero: what does that mean

Iris:.........I'm a vampire and I'm going to bite you

Zero: ..oh.OKAY! Just like the time when we got drunk at the party and trapped in the closet.And then you started too.

Iris: Pervert.

Narrator: You better know how to make a cross with you're fingers.

X: Zero no!! Stay back ( makes a crooked cross with fingers)

Zero *sigh * Ok X, you're cross is crooked. Just mover you're left index finger a little more to the right.a little more.ok you got it...now let me do my part.......* Zero does vampire hiss thing and tries to hid himself with his cape *

Narrator: Make sure you know the difference between a ware wolf and a puppy

Alia: Oh look!!! SIGMA TURNED INTO A PUPPY HOW CUTE!!! *runs up to hug sigma but gets bitten *

Sigma: BWAHAHAHAHHA

Alia *smack * bad puppy.hey wait.. (Alia starts to turn into a werewolf)

Narrator: If you're an inventor and scientist know your limitations of creating things out of dead tissue.

Wily: It's ALIVE!!! IT'S ALIVE..

Frankenstein: DIIEE

Wily: huh?.AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Narrator: Make sure you're not at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Signas: Hey what's that black hole thing..AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH(gets sucked up into a vortex of death)

Douglas: Hey Signas where did you go..uh * BAM* (Douglas get ran over by a truck)

Narrator: Make sure you have the right kind of water when killing a zombie

Enzan: Take this!!!! (Squirts what he thought was water all over Zombies but nothing happens.) Enzan: ..oops.I thought I had holy water..that was Gatorade..well this isn't good..AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH (runs)

Narrator: know your animals.

Zero: I'm telling you X, that's a turtle

X: No it's not, it's a squirrel.

Zero: it doesn't even have fur

X: well then what do you call that?

Zero: .skin

X: well it's squeaking like a squirrel

Zero: you know what? I don't think it's a turtle anymore. Turtles don't make noises.

X: told you

Zero: You're right it is a squirrel

Animal: .rib it...rib it

X: No wait I changed my mind. It's an apple

Zero: Ok now I think you're going a little to far. Maybe it's an orange

Animal: rib it.rib it

(Alia soon walks in carrying her usual paper)

Alia: Oh look at the cute frog. (Walks off with it.)

Zero: I told you it was a frog. X: you said it was an orange.

Zero: yeah, an orange frog.

X: but it was green.

Narrator: But most of all. Watch out for the chipmunks

Vampire Zero: Oh so now you think you can defeat me. I've got the cool fangs. All you've got is the buckteeth.

Kun fu rabid chipmunk: SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK!!!!!! (charges at Vampire Zero)

Vampire Zero: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHh(runs but Hairy comes to the rescue)

Hairy: (fights chipmunk and soon becomes best friends with it)

Vampire: And I thought you were my friend.

Narrator: So beware. Your IQ might drop 10 points just for reading it. ****************************************************************

Zero: Ok welcome back. We now have our new contestant and we will start off with asking him a question that if he gets wrong he will have his chair moved up. Only on today's show, instead of acid, we have man-eating leaches.

Enzan: This is unfair!!! This is cruel and unusual torture towards your contestants.

Zero: I know, isn't it fun? Well anyway. What is the name of the game show.

Enzan: The game show where you lose you die.

Zero:....I hate you.

Enzan: I get that a lot.

Zero: Ok Sigma.Sigma? (sees his chains broken)

*a mile away from the game show *

Sigma: I'M FREE!!!

* back at the game show *

Zero: ..Ok Wily. IT looks like it's you're turn. Get it wrong and I'll kill you for no reason

Wily: why?

Zero: Because I feel like it

Wily:.oh.

Zero: Ok who was my creator?

Wily:.me

Zero:.let me rephrase that..According to the video game.

Wily: me

Zero: How do you know they only hint towards that. They never actually said that you were my creator..I WIN

Wily: yeah but anyone with half of a brain could figure that out.

Zero:.Are you calling me stupid.

Wily: yes

Zero: Well then I'm going to kill you.

Wily:...

Zero: DIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *slice *..I'm not cleaning that up.

Enzan: You just killed your creator!!!! Why???

Zero: Because I felt like it.

Enzan: Well then does this mean I win?

Zero:.No Netto does.

Enzan: WHAT! NO WAY

Zero: yep

Enzan: but he isn't even on the show.

Zero: Yeah but I knew that it would tick you off so he wins $5,000.00

Enzan: You're going to give away $5,000.00

Zero: most likely not. Well that's the end of the show so, see you next time on the (audience joins it.again) GAME SHOW WHERE YOU LOSE YOU DIE

Enzan: This sucks!!

Zero: at ease soldier at ease.

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AN: I hoped you like this chapter and I hope that you look forward to my new fanfic that's coming our on June 13, 2003.