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Narrator: Hello and welcome back to the GAME SHOW WHERE YOU LOSE YOU DIE. Sponsored by Oxy Moron. Oxy for Ox and Moron for the people who by the product. And by Humor News! The News station that drove Zero into insanity! And now by a box of rocks! The only thing that you can carry out a good intelligent conversation with that actually sponsors us! Here's your host.... ZERO!!!
Zero: Hello and welcome back to the Game Show Where You Lose You Die!. Here are our contestants Sigma! I found him at a 'Some one stop the insanity' program. Well and we have Blues and we have Forte.
Forte: I'm your own brother damn it!!! I'm not even this low!
Zero: Yes but you did not have the Humor News cast driving you insane EVERY STEP OF YOUR MISERABLE LIFE!!!
Forte:...sorry....
Zero: all is forgiven. Well we all know the rules so let's get this started. Blues if you get this wrong then you have to do a stunt.
Blues: No way man! I'm out of here.
Zero:...Blues...do you want to end up like your little brother?
Blues: *pauses for a second and thinks*....ok I'll stay.
Zero: Good call....anyway....What is the name of the game that stars ME!! This game that stars ME and not X! or MEGA MAN! is about ME rescuing a scientist Ciel and her reploids from the evil X!
Blues:...Mega Man Zero.
Zero:.....The correct answer to the name of the game that stars ME and not X! is Mega Man ZERO...not X!
Blues: ....do you have problem with my brother or something?
Zeri: *twitching* NOOO what makes you say that! It's not like I never get the credit for defeating Sigma in the sequels when I defeat him when people pick my character. And it's not like everybody rubs it in with all the things named after him...Like chemical 'X'! or 'X!' marks the spot or 'X!'-men or mutant 'X'.
Blues: Well that's good because....
Zero: *interrupts and starts to cry * I mean why cant it be Zero marks the spot or Zero-Men or Chemical Zero or well you know! *Sniff* It's always gotta be avout HIM!
Sigma: *walks over to Zero and pats him on the back* It's ok man. I go through this phase every time I get defeated by him.
Zero: *sniff* really? *sniff*
Sigma: Yep...here, take this tissue *Hands Zero a tissue*
Zero: *blows nose and hands it back to Sigma*
Simga:....keep it.
Zero: Thanks man!
Sigma: No prob *goes back behind his little table thing*
Zero: Well anyway....Forte it is your turn!
Forte: *sarcastically* oh joy.
Zero: I know isn't it?! Well anyway....Are you a woman?
Forte: Damn! Give me a moment and let me think about that for second. *thinking*
Zero: Times almost up.
Forte: um....um....Yes!
Zero:...oh God....No Forte I am really sorry to inform you that you are not a woman but yet you are a man.
Forte: What?! I knew it! *Sniff* Damn it. It's just that when all the pressure is on you...
Zero: uh huh.....well anyway you're table is now moved up. *moves up the chair* ok Sigma my knew best friend what is the name of the show that involves chemical....*whimpers* X.
Sigma:....uh....
Zero: I'm sorry but the name of the show is called the....well I'm not sure what the name of the show is called but it isn't called 'UH' Well now you have to jump into a pit of molted hot lava. I'm sorry.
Sigma: That's ok buddy.
Zero: I'm going to miss you man!.......
Sigma: He he he I lived!
Zero:...damn ....Well on to a mini home entertainment show.
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Narrator: Here are the CHIBI CHIBIS
Chibi X: ……….*stares blankly into the camera from his seat on the desk*
Chibi Zero: : ……….*stares blankly into the camera from his seat on the desk*
Nemesis: * Comes out * Oh sorry, Cherry said that cameras will suck out there sole. There to scared to move...see?! *flicks chibi Zero off the desk * Well bye
Narrator: That was the Chibi Chibis!!
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Zero: hello and we're back and Forte is dead.
Blues: How did that happen?
Zero: *thinks back*
*^*^*^ Flash back*^*^*^
Zero: *Looks around to see that everyone is paying attention to the stupid chibi's and walks up to Forte and.... Push....Splash.... Sizzle sizzle sizzle.... boil boil boil. Scream scream scream*
^*^^*^*^ End flash back ^*^*^*^
Zero: Well you see he thought that his life sucked so he jumped into a pile of acid.
Blues: What? That's so sad!
Zero: I know. He was my brother and a great guy.
Sigma:....Even I wouldn't do that to my self. His life must have sucked.
Narrator: *murmurs* he pushed him in.
Zero: Shut up Narrator! Well anyway Blues it is your turn. Get the question wrong I will make you eat Nemesis' cooking.
Blues: NO NOT THAT!!!
*at humor news*
Nemesis: Hey buddy my cooking isn't that bad!
*back at the game show*
Zero: Yes that...How high can I count up to?
Blues: Zero.
Zero: Yes?
Blues: No I was saying that's how high you can count up to
Zero: .....yeah you're right.
Narrator: Kind of full of himself aint he?
Blues: Tell me about it.
Zero: Well anyway.... Sigma what is your real name?
Sigma: ...Sigma
Zero: I'm sorry that is incorrect! For the show we have legally changed your name to Betty! Into the acid!
Sigma: WHAT!!!! BUT WE BONDED!!
Zero: SORRY SUCKER!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA *splash* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Blues: ....does this mean that I win?
Zero:....no I'm going to kill you off anyway! Say the word on your card!
Blues: *like an idiot he says what's on the card* ...it happens...*
Nemesis: *comes out of nowhere* OK BUDDY! FIRST YOU SAY MY COOKING SUCKS, AND NOW YOU TAKE MY LINE!!!!! THAT'S IT!!! *Takes out laser* DIE!!!!!!! *Zaps blues!*
Zero: i do love to see people in pain!! Well see you next time on *audience joins in* THE GAME SHOW WHERE YOU LOSE YOU DIE!!
Narrator: That was the GAME SHOW WHERE YOU LOSE YOU DIE! Sponsored by Oxy Moron. Oxy for Ox and Moron for the people who by the product. And by Humor News! The News station that drove Zero into insanity! And now by a box of rocks! The only thing that you can carry out a good intelegent conversation with that actually sponsors us!
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AN: yes I know I havn't updated in ages and when I mean ages I mean ages! Please REVIEW!!!! Oh yeah and I know that this was really stupid!
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Narrator: Hello and welcome back to the GAME SHOW WHERE YOU LOSE YOU DIE. Sponsored by Oxy Moron. Oxy for Ox and Moron for the people who by the product. And by Humor News! The News station that drove Zero into insanity! And now by a box of rocks! The only thing that you can carry out a good intelligent conversation with that actually sponsors us! Here's your host.... ZERO!!!
Zero: Hello and welcome back to the Game Show Where You Lose You Die!. Here are our contestants Sigma! I found him at a 'Some one stop the insanity' program. Well and we have Blues and we have Forte.
Forte: I'm your own brother damn it!!! I'm not even this low!
Zero: Yes but you did not have the Humor News cast driving you insane EVERY STEP OF YOUR MISERABLE LIFE!!!
Forte:...sorry....
Zero: all is forgiven. Well we all know the rules so let's get this started. Blues if you get this wrong then you have to do a stunt.
Blues: No way man! I'm out of here.
Zero:...Blues...do you want to end up like your little brother?
Blues: *pauses for a second and thinks*....ok I'll stay.
Zero: Good call....anyway....What is the name of the game that stars ME!! This game that stars ME and not X! or MEGA MAN! is about ME rescuing a scientist Ciel and her reploids from the evil X!
Blues:...Mega Man Zero.
Zero:.....The correct answer to the name of the game that stars ME and not X! is Mega Man ZERO...not X!
Blues: ....do you have problem with my brother or something?
Zeri: *twitching* NOOO what makes you say that! It's not like I never get the credit for defeating Sigma in the sequels when I defeat him when people pick my character. And it's not like everybody rubs it in with all the things named after him...Like chemical 'X'! or 'X!' marks the spot or 'X!'-men or mutant 'X'.
Blues: Well that's good because....
Zero: *interrupts and starts to cry * I mean why cant it be Zero marks the spot or Zero-Men or Chemical Zero or well you know! *Sniff* It's always gotta be avout HIM!
Sigma: *walks over to Zero and pats him on the back* It's ok man. I go through this phase every time I get defeated by him.
Zero: *sniff* really? *sniff*
Sigma: Yep...here, take this tissue *Hands Zero a tissue*
Zero: *blows nose and hands it back to Sigma*
Simga:....keep it.
Zero: Thanks man!
Sigma: No prob *goes back behind his little table thing*
Zero: Well anyway....Forte it is your turn!
Forte: *sarcastically* oh joy.
Zero: I know isn't it?! Well anyway....Are you a woman?
Forte: Damn! Give me a moment and let me think about that for second. *thinking*
Zero: Times almost up.
Forte: um....um....Yes!
Zero:...oh God....No Forte I am really sorry to inform you that you are not a woman but yet you are a man.
Forte: What?! I knew it! *Sniff* Damn it. It's just that when all the pressure is on you...
Zero: uh huh.....well anyway you're table is now moved up. *moves up the chair* ok Sigma my knew best friend what is the name of the show that involves chemical....*whimpers* X.
Sigma:....uh....
Zero: I'm sorry but the name of the show is called the....well I'm not sure what the name of the show is called but it isn't called 'UH' Well now you have to jump into a pit of molted hot lava. I'm sorry.
Sigma: That's ok buddy.
Zero: I'm going to miss you man!.......
Sigma: He he he I lived!
Zero:...damn ....Well on to a mini home entertainment show.
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Narrator: Here are the CHIBI CHIBIS
Chibi X: ……….*stares blankly into the camera from his seat on the desk*
Chibi Zero: : ……….*stares blankly into the camera from his seat on the desk*
Nemesis: * Comes out * Oh sorry, Cherry said that cameras will suck out there sole. There to scared to move...see?! *flicks chibi Zero off the desk * Well bye
Narrator: That was the Chibi Chibis!!
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Zero: hello and we're back and Forte is dead.
Blues: How did that happen?
Zero: *thinks back*
*^*^*^ Flash back*^*^*^
Zero: *Looks around to see that everyone is paying attention to the stupid chibi's and walks up to Forte and.... Push....Splash.... Sizzle sizzle sizzle.... boil boil boil. Scream scream scream*
^*^^*^*^ End flash back ^*^*^*^
Zero: Well you see he thought that his life sucked so he jumped into a pile of acid.
Blues: What? That's so sad!
Zero: I know. He was my brother and a great guy.
Sigma:....Even I wouldn't do that to my self. His life must have sucked.
Narrator: *murmurs* he pushed him in.
Zero: Shut up Narrator! Well anyway Blues it is your turn. Get the question wrong I will make you eat Nemesis' cooking.
Blues: NO NOT THAT!!!
*at humor news*
Nemesis: Hey buddy my cooking isn't that bad!
*back at the game show*
Zero: Yes that...How high can I count up to?
Blues: Zero.
Zero: Yes?
Blues: No I was saying that's how high you can count up to
Zero: .....yeah you're right.
Narrator: Kind of full of himself aint he?
Blues: Tell me about it.
Zero: Well anyway.... Sigma what is your real name?
Sigma: ...Sigma
Zero: I'm sorry that is incorrect! For the show we have legally changed your name to Betty! Into the acid!
Sigma: WHAT!!!! BUT WE BONDED!!
Zero: SORRY SUCKER!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA *splash* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Blues: ....does this mean that I win?
Zero:....no I'm going to kill you off anyway! Say the word on your card!
Blues: *like an idiot he says what's on the card* ...it happens...*
Nemesis: *comes out of nowhere* OK BUDDY! FIRST YOU SAY MY COOKING SUCKS, AND NOW YOU TAKE MY LINE!!!!! THAT'S IT!!! *Takes out laser* DIE!!!!!!! *Zaps blues!*
Zero: i do love to see people in pain!! Well see you next time on *audience joins in* THE GAME SHOW WHERE YOU LOSE YOU DIE!!
Narrator: That was the GAME SHOW WHERE YOU LOSE YOU DIE! Sponsored by Oxy Moron. Oxy for Ox and Moron for the people who by the product. And by Humor News! The News station that drove Zero into insanity! And now by a box of rocks! The only thing that you can carry out a good intelegent conversation with that actually sponsors us!
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AN: yes I know I havn't updated in ages and when I mean ages I mean ages! Please REVIEW!!!! Oh yeah and I know that this was really stupid!
