Now….the show
Chapter 1
Regina chases after 5 of those small dinosaurs.
Regina: Give me back my underwear!
She turns a corner and she bumps into Dylan who was searching for money behind the bushes
Dylan: Umm…Regina? Why are you naked?
Regina: I was takin a bath in the lake
Dylan: Oh…right…
Regina: By the way, have you seen those small dinosaur-thingies run by here?
Dylan: With "hello-kitty" panties?
Regina: Yes
Dylan: ! Heeh I was just jokin, ehehe you whear hello-kitty underwear!
Regina: Its cute!
Dylan: Yeah right…is that your only excuse?
Regina: and…because they are my size
Dylan: Those can fit my 10 year old cousin!
Regina: Why!? Have you seen your cousins underwear!?
Dylan: Uh…no! Fine, you know what? You want clothes anyway, its not good to run around naked, what do you want, a raptor to "get one" or something?
Regina: It thought they would keep their distances because I am a human
Dylan: No, cuz you are exposing more skin so it will be easier for them to just, jump at you and eat you.
Regina: Shuddup!
Dylan: ^ ^ so what then, you can just go back to the boat and get new clothes you know.
Regina: ugh, fine I guess I'll just walk. Have you found any money though?
Dylan: I found a corpse with a credit card ^ _^
Regina: And…
Dylan: It expired -_-
Regina: We talk later…
*Infront of the boat*
Regina: I hope there weren't any pervs around this stupid island staring at my nice round ass…or more importantly…NAH! I don't think so.
She opens the door and goes inside. She sees two people making out on the control desk.
Regina: AH!
Claire Redfield: AH!!!!
Regina: AH!!!
Leon Kennedy: AAH!!!
Regina: O MY GOD!!!!
She licks her lips
Regina: That's a big dingalin' you got there -_^
Leon: Uh…mm (say something smooth, very smooth)
! 1) Wanna join---X wrong!
! 2) Umm..that looks soft---X wrong!
! 3) We are professionals..DOH! X wrong!
Claire: Idiot.
Regina: Anyway, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE!
Leon: Like I said *puts long pants a white thank top on as he walks to Regina* we where just passing the time. We are waiting for Billy and Rebecca to finish exploring this forest.
Regina: You mean this island
Leon: Island?
Claire: I told you! *she says as she puts on baggy camouflage pants and a white top on*
Leon: No you didn't!
Regina: Oh…well…then, can you two get out of here? I'm going to change…
Leon: I don't think that's necessary, I mean I have already seen everything -_^
Claire/Regina: IDIOT! *uppercuts him through the roof and back down*
Leon: @_@
Regina: I'll be back ok? What's your name?
Claire: Just go change, it doesn't seem…right you asking me for your name bare naked
Regina: ^ ^ Oh! Right…hehe sorry I'll be back.
Leon: Huh? What? Where 'she go?
Claire: She went to change
Leon: Aw! She keeps the blood out of my brain…what a body
Claire: Tch I had to kick you in the balls instead.
Leon: ^_^
*Regina walks in the small hall and opens here door*
Still Dre by DR. Dre and Snoop Dogg is playing as she opens the door
Regina opens the door.
Regina: !!!!!!! O MY!
Billy/Rebecca: AAAAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
(guess what)
*Back in the main hall*
Regina is dressed with the same pants that Claire is currently wearing and a blue short top with a leather vest- long sleeved.
Everyone is in the main room of the boat.
Regina: Ok, Ok, what the hell is going on here?
Billy: Umm…we are looking up to destroy Umbrella Corp's evil plans!
Rebecca: Didn't we do that already?
Billy: Yes, but for some reason, in every sequel of Resident Evil Umbrella has either 1) a secret weapon 2) a secret mutation 3) the owner was THOUGHT to be dead but he DID not die, and if he DID die, another bastard comes along to replace him.
Rebecca: I see, damn son-o-bitches
Regina: Huh? Umbrella?
Claire: Yes, we believe they are now doing plans in their mansion. As Billy said, they have a new mutation, some kind of new breed.
Billy: I didn't say that.
Claire: Shut up! Just listen. Anyway. This new mutation is female, and they look around looking to mate with men so more of these species can run the world.
Leon: Species anyone?
Claire: Yes, like the movie.
Billy: Oh whatever! Rebecca felt real enough, she can't be one of those monsters.
Suddenly, Rebecca goes wild and starts attacking Leon. Her eyes glow green and she sticks her LOOOOONG tongue out.
Rebecca: Good body!
Dylan: LOOK OUT!
He shots her head off with his shotgun. Her body falls on the floor.
Suddenly, they hear a toilet flush. The real Rebecca comes out adjusting her blue baggy pants, and long sleeved white shirt and red headband.
Rebecca: Huh? What was the gunshot I heard?
Dylan: LOOK OUT!
He shoots again but misses her.
Rebecca: HEY!
Billy: Stop! This is the real one, I recognize that mark on her neck, I remember the wild -
Rebecca: BILLY!!!
Regina: -_- don't remind me
Dylan: Hufff, is everyone OK?
Leon lays with his head back on the control chair drooling. His eyes where white.
Claire: LEON!
Dylan: I wonder if I shot him too?
Claire: LEON! LEON! Wake up!
She shakes his head wildly.
Leon: UGH! Umm… what the hell happened?
Claire: Oh thank god you are safe!
She gives him a bear hug.
Leon: Alright alright!
*later on*
Dylan is wearing black Leather pants (not those REALLY tight ones, but ones everyman can wear) and a Mid green long sleeved shirt that read "Cadets are cute".
Leon: Yo, I don't think that shirt is for men.
Dylan: My father bought it for me at La Senza, this guy told him it was a mans store man!
Leon: I hope your father is blind….its obvious that they sell women's underwear there.
Dylan: Uh? I bet I know what kind of underwear is one of a kind
Regina: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Dylan: Fine, ill go change my shirt. *He goes back in the room to get a new shirt. He comes out with a white blockbuster shirt).
Leon: Good enough.
Regina: So can now, everyone explain with more Detail to why exactly you are here in an island full of Dinosaurs?
Billy: Full of Dinosaurs?
Rebecca: Well, those little dinos are better break than those Leeches attacking me all the time.
Billy: We thought this was Raccoon forest!
Regina: Ttch, idiot, look outside….and now, like me and Dylan who supposedly came back to take a vacation to this island are now stuck again because of some drunk who fed himself to the T-Rex who later got contaminated and fell on a army of Raptors that was following us.
Claire: -_- Musta been Chris
Jill: *out of nowhere* Yes, he was fun until his death
She was wearing the same outfit of Resident Evil 3.
Rebecca: JILL!
She runs to Jill and hugs her.
Jill: Ugh! Rebecca hello.
Regina: hello…join the gang.
Jill: O..k.
Leon: So an island full of Dinos eh?
Claire: I told you we shouldn't had gone through that Portal you called "Pretty Hole"
Leon: I wasn't referring to THAT. Plus, how do I know that's not true? Because you always KNOW.
Claire: I do! But noooo, I guess Pamela Anderson was more important.
Leon: AND Mila Jovovich! It was the best damn edition of this magazine ever damn it!
Claire: I can't believe men still like her anymore
Regina: So do you guys mind exploring around or something? I mean we can't stay here forever.
Leon: But if we EXPLORE around here, we won't be able to stop Umbrellas evil plans.
Jill: What's the use.. they'll just come up with something else in the next installment.
Billy: Like I said.
Rebecca: Their plans get even stupider as they go on.
Billy: True that.
Regina: So…Billy, why do you always have handcuffs on your wrists?
Leon: They serve as good entertainment *takes a bite of a donut*.
Regina: Uh…
Billy: *Winks to Rebecca*
Rebecca: uhhh….. he was rapin me!
Regina: -_-…lets just go.
End of chapter.
Chapter 1
Regina chases after 5 of those small dinosaurs.
Regina: Give me back my underwear!
She turns a corner and she bumps into Dylan who was searching for money behind the bushes
Dylan: Umm…Regina? Why are you naked?
Regina: I was takin a bath in the lake
Dylan: Oh…right…
Regina: By the way, have you seen those small dinosaur-thingies run by here?
Dylan: With "hello-kitty" panties?
Regina: Yes
Dylan: ! Heeh I was just jokin, ehehe you whear hello-kitty underwear!
Regina: Its cute!
Dylan: Yeah right…is that your only excuse?
Regina: and…because they are my size
Dylan: Those can fit my 10 year old cousin!
Regina: Why!? Have you seen your cousins underwear!?
Dylan: Uh…no! Fine, you know what? You want clothes anyway, its not good to run around naked, what do you want, a raptor to "get one" or something?
Regina: It thought they would keep their distances because I am a human
Dylan: No, cuz you are exposing more skin so it will be easier for them to just, jump at you and eat you.
Regina: Shuddup!
Dylan: ^ ^ so what then, you can just go back to the boat and get new clothes you know.
Regina: ugh, fine I guess I'll just walk. Have you found any money though?
Dylan: I found a corpse with a credit card ^ _^
Regina: And…
Dylan: It expired -_-
Regina: We talk later…
*Infront of the boat*
Regina: I hope there weren't any pervs around this stupid island staring at my nice round ass…or more importantly…NAH! I don't think so.
She opens the door and goes inside. She sees two people making out on the control desk.
Regina: AH!
Claire Redfield: AH!!!!
Regina: AH!!!
Leon Kennedy: AAH!!!
Regina: O MY GOD!!!!
She licks her lips
Regina: That's a big dingalin' you got there -_^
Leon: Uh…mm (say something smooth, very smooth)
! 1) Wanna join---X wrong!
! 2) Umm..that looks soft---X wrong!
! 3) We are professionals..DOH! X wrong!
Claire: Idiot.
Regina: Anyway, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE!
Leon: Like I said *puts long pants a white thank top on as he walks to Regina* we where just passing the time. We are waiting for Billy and Rebecca to finish exploring this forest.
Regina: You mean this island
Leon: Island?
Claire: I told you! *she says as she puts on baggy camouflage pants and a white top on*
Leon: No you didn't!
Regina: Oh…well…then, can you two get out of here? I'm going to change…
Leon: I don't think that's necessary, I mean I have already seen everything -_^
Claire/Regina: IDIOT! *uppercuts him through the roof and back down*
Leon: @_@
Regina: I'll be back ok? What's your name?
Claire: Just go change, it doesn't seem…right you asking me for your name bare naked
Regina: ^ ^ Oh! Right…hehe sorry I'll be back.
Leon: Huh? What? Where 'she go?
Claire: She went to change
Leon: Aw! She keeps the blood out of my brain…what a body
Claire: Tch I had to kick you in the balls instead.
Leon: ^_^
*Regina walks in the small hall and opens here door*
Still Dre by DR. Dre and Snoop Dogg is playing as she opens the door
Regina opens the door.
Regina: !!!!!!! O MY!
Billy/Rebecca: AAAAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
(guess what)
*Back in the main hall*
Regina is dressed with the same pants that Claire is currently wearing and a blue short top with a leather vest- long sleeved.
Everyone is in the main room of the boat.
Regina: Ok, Ok, what the hell is going on here?
Billy: Umm…we are looking up to destroy Umbrella Corp's evil plans!
Rebecca: Didn't we do that already?
Billy: Yes, but for some reason, in every sequel of Resident Evil Umbrella has either 1) a secret weapon 2) a secret mutation 3) the owner was THOUGHT to be dead but he DID not die, and if he DID die, another bastard comes along to replace him.
Rebecca: I see, damn son-o-bitches
Regina: Huh? Umbrella?
Claire: Yes, we believe they are now doing plans in their mansion. As Billy said, they have a new mutation, some kind of new breed.
Billy: I didn't say that.
Claire: Shut up! Just listen. Anyway. This new mutation is female, and they look around looking to mate with men so more of these species can run the world.
Leon: Species anyone?
Claire: Yes, like the movie.
Billy: Oh whatever! Rebecca felt real enough, she can't be one of those monsters.
Suddenly, Rebecca goes wild and starts attacking Leon. Her eyes glow green and she sticks her LOOOOONG tongue out.
Rebecca: Good body!
Dylan: LOOK OUT!
He shots her head off with his shotgun. Her body falls on the floor.
Suddenly, they hear a toilet flush. The real Rebecca comes out adjusting her blue baggy pants, and long sleeved white shirt and red headband.
Rebecca: Huh? What was the gunshot I heard?
Dylan: LOOK OUT!
He shoots again but misses her.
Rebecca: HEY!
Billy: Stop! This is the real one, I recognize that mark on her neck, I remember the wild -
Rebecca: BILLY!!!
Regina: -_- don't remind me
Dylan: Hufff, is everyone OK?
Leon lays with his head back on the control chair drooling. His eyes where white.
Claire: LEON!
Dylan: I wonder if I shot him too?
Claire: LEON! LEON! Wake up!
She shakes his head wildly.
Leon: UGH! Umm… what the hell happened?
Claire: Oh thank god you are safe!
She gives him a bear hug.
Leon: Alright alright!
*later on*
Dylan is wearing black Leather pants (not those REALLY tight ones, but ones everyman can wear) and a Mid green long sleeved shirt that read "Cadets are cute".
Leon: Yo, I don't think that shirt is for men.
Dylan: My father bought it for me at La Senza, this guy told him it was a mans store man!
Leon: I hope your father is blind….its obvious that they sell women's underwear there.
Dylan: Uh? I bet I know what kind of underwear is one of a kind
Regina: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Dylan: Fine, ill go change my shirt. *He goes back in the room to get a new shirt. He comes out with a white blockbuster shirt).
Leon: Good enough.
Regina: So can now, everyone explain with more Detail to why exactly you are here in an island full of Dinosaurs?
Billy: Full of Dinosaurs?
Rebecca: Well, those little dinos are better break than those Leeches attacking me all the time.
Billy: We thought this was Raccoon forest!
Regina: Ttch, idiot, look outside….and now, like me and Dylan who supposedly came back to take a vacation to this island are now stuck again because of some drunk who fed himself to the T-Rex who later got contaminated and fell on a army of Raptors that was following us.
Claire: -_- Musta been Chris
Jill: *out of nowhere* Yes, he was fun until his death
She was wearing the same outfit of Resident Evil 3.
Rebecca: JILL!
She runs to Jill and hugs her.
Jill: Ugh! Rebecca hello.
Regina: hello…join the gang.
Jill: O..k.
Leon: So an island full of Dinos eh?
Claire: I told you we shouldn't had gone through that Portal you called "Pretty Hole"
Leon: I wasn't referring to THAT. Plus, how do I know that's not true? Because you always KNOW.
Claire: I do! But noooo, I guess Pamela Anderson was more important.
Leon: AND Mila Jovovich! It was the best damn edition of this magazine ever damn it!
Claire: I can't believe men still like her anymore
Regina: So do you guys mind exploring around or something? I mean we can't stay here forever.
Leon: But if we EXPLORE around here, we won't be able to stop Umbrellas evil plans.
Jill: What's the use.. they'll just come up with something else in the next installment.
Billy: Like I said.
Rebecca: Their plans get even stupider as they go on.
Billy: True that.
Regina: So…Billy, why do you always have handcuffs on your wrists?
Leon: They serve as good entertainment *takes a bite of a donut*.
Regina: Uh…
Billy: *Winks to Rebecca*
Rebecca: uhhh….. he was rapin me!
Regina: -_-…lets just go.
End of chapter.
